Don't laugh at people's dismantling of the second-generation nouveau riche or the like, if you have money, you don't know what your surname is, everyone is the same, and few people can really keep their hearts in front of money. The unworthy of wealth is not an accident, but an inevitability.

It's also human nature.

Gao Pei became a 'mood brother', and he listened to Yang Meng spit out bitterness. From the women of the family to the parents to the education of their children. I can listen to Gao Pei one by one.

"I thought the rich didn't bother. I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it. Gao Pei sighed.

Yang Meng shook his head: "Why don't rich people have troubles? Rich people are not people? ”

After hearing this, Gao Pei nodded: "I said Boss Yang, otherwise you will come on a trip, maybe you will be in a much better mood." ”

Yang Meng laughed: "I just persuaded the second stunned son to go on a trip two days ago, but I didn't expect someone to persuade me to travel today." This heavenly reincarnation, who does God bypass!"

The two laughed together.

"Where's Ah Le?" Yang Meng asked curiously, "Why didn't you see him?"

Gao Pei said with a smile: "He went to the northern capital to find Li Xiaoqing." This Li Xiaoqing is so popular now, doesn't he need help from his own people?"

After hearing this, Yang Meng said, "What's the matter?

Gao Pei shook his head and said, "Who knows, you also know that Li Xiaoqing's girl has always been obsessed with you." ”

Yang Meng smiled bitterly and said: "Don't mention women to me anymore! Monogamy is definitely to protect men! Brother, believe me, play is playful, you must use a condom." Otherwise, it's all trouble, and it's not that I don't like my daughter, but she's really an unplanned product. That feeling of being uninvited is really bad. ”

After hearing this, Gao Pei smiled and said, "Who picks their nostrils and still wears gloves? I don't like to use that thing, it feels very bad。。。。。。 ”

"Who says it's not!" Yang Meng sighed.

"I said Boss Yang, I know you read a lot, did you say that the ancient people were contraceptive?

Yang Meng was happy after hearing this: "You have a big brain, why do you want to learn?"

"Let's learn from it!" Gao Pei said.

Yang Meng thought for a while: "Actually, you asked this question very well, do you know what are the two oldest professions of mankind?"

Gao Pei shook his head.

"One is a killer and the other is a J woman. Yang Meng said: "There have been two kinds of people since the time of primitive society, the former is responsible for fighting with rival tribes, and the latter is 。。。。。。 Since they couldn't hunt to get food, they traded the simplest methods and human instincts for food. But here's the problem: if you're pregnant, there's no way to exchange it for food, right? ”

"What did the ancients do?" Gao Pei hurriedly asked.

Yang Meng thought for a moment: "The experts in this area are ancient Egyptians. The earliest record of 'contraception' in human history should have been made by them. More than 3,000 years ago, there were records of 'contraception' in ancient Egypt, but their 'contraception' method is a bit strange. ”

"What's the solution?"

"Hmm。。。。。。 In the early days, they believed that animals such as elephants and crocodiles had the power of 'contraception', so men and women in ancient Egypt would eat some elephant or crocodile feces before they had a baby to prevent pregnancy. Yang Meng said.

"What?" Gao Pei was startled: "Eat feces? That stinks, doesn't it?"

Yang Meng asked rhetorically, "What do you say?"

Gao Pei shook his head desperately: "It definitely won't work!"

Yang Meng smiled: "But at that time, science was not developed, the ancient Egyptians used this method for more than a thousand years, and then they couldn't stand it anymore and came up with a new method, which is to mix gum, dates and honey into a paste and stuff it into a woman before popping." This method has been used for more than 1,000 years, and almost 1,000 years ago, the Egyptians came up with a new method, which is to use the bladder or cecum of a goat to make a sleeve. Kandum, the 'father of modern sets', was given the title by inventing a set made from the cecum of a lamb, and even now the English word 'set' is used in his name, but it is all leftovers that the ancient Egyptians played with seven or eight hundred years ago. ”

After hearing this, Gao Pei sighed: "This is too unreliable, right?"

Yang Meng smiled even more happily: "Believe me, they are really reliable." You see in the ancient Persian Empire, when a woman had to get up and jump seven or nine times, in their culture these two numbers had a magical power: as long as she jumped seven or nine times, she wouldn't get pregnant. And the Egyptians of the same period already used sheep intestines. There is also ancient Greece, people are even more bullish, at that time, after the popping, the woman held her breath, and when she couldn't stand it, she sneezed vigorously, they thought that she would not get pregnant, and the Egyptians at that time had already stuffed gum honey into the woman. As for Europe。。。。。。 It's even more backward there, and more than 500 years ago, the women there still hung this weasel's *** on their bodies, thinking that this would be contraceptive. At that time, the J woman in Europe wore a small 'egg' of a weasel, and it was very beautiful to think about it, just more than 200 years ago, the Europeans also invented a small hexagonal wooden block to plug the woman into the contraception, and this Nima was simply tortured! So the ancient contraception still depends on the Egyptians. Interest is the best teacher, isn't it? ”

Gao Pei covered his face.

"What about our Han Kingdom?" Gao Pei suddenly asked, "How did the Han Kingdom use contraception in ancient times?"

Yang Meng sighed: "It's better not to ask." ”

"Why don't you ask? Gao Pei was even more curious when he heard this.

Yang Meng asked rhetorically, "Do you know Sun Simiao?"

"How can I not know this, our country's 'medicine king'!" Gao Pei said helplessly: "I'm a fool, but I'm not an idiot, okay?"

Yang Meng said: "The contraceptive methods recorded in Sun Simiao's "Qianjin Fang" are: fried mercury, a day of rest, hollow, and a pill as a jujube. This Nima swallowed mercury pills directly, this is using life for contraception! Oh, and the tonic saffron you know now, what was it used for in ancient times? If you don't want the concubines to get pregnant in the palace, let the eunuchs hang them upside down and rinse them with saffron-soaked water to use for contraception。。。。。。 Oh. There are also fish bladders used as sets, and there is a fishy smell after snapping。。。。。。 But it's better than Toei. ”

"What's going on over there?"

"Actually, Dongying is the most scientific, but 。。。。。。 Ahem, maybe the Dongying men are too small, so they use the horns of some animals, turtle shells or wood to carve a cylinder, and some of the craftsmanship is still carved with patterns on it, so that the scale of the little brother can be larger, and the role of those patterns 。。。。。。 Ahem, you think for yourself!" Yang Meng smiled: "It's not good to use a dirty one and need to clean it up repeatedly." ”

After listening to Yang Meng's words, Gao Pei stretched out his thumb: "Sure enough, Dongying people can play。。。。。。! Do you feel it?"

"You ask me, who do I ask?" Yang Meng shrugged and said, "Can you try!"

Gao Pei's head shook like a rattle: "No need, I think my capital is okay, and I don't need to use cheating tools like Dongying people." Isn't this Nima deceiving herself?"

Yang Meng spread his hands: "Don't ask me." Anyway, I'll tell you that, it's good now. Don't think of any ancient methods, they are not reliable! ”

After hearing this, Gao Pei nodded and said, "That's true." ”

Yang Meng thought of this and suddenly asked, "By the way, do you know how the saying that Coca-Cola killed J came from?"

"I want to hear about it. Gao Pei said.

Yang Meng explained: "The rubber sleeve we use today was invented around 1839, and it was not popularized more than 100 years later, because at that time the West held a vigorous crusade against filthiness, and many believers supported this movement, and finally in 1873, the Stars and Stripes passed a "Comstoke Law", which prohibits everyone from spreading the knowledge of how to use contraception, even doctors and teachers. At that time, people didn't know how to use contraception, they all relied on all kinds of gossip to spread, and then some people said that drinking Coca-Cola could kill J, so countless women began to pour their husbands to drink this thing, and the final result was that in addition to Coca-Cola's sales soaring, it really played a role in contraception!"

"What?" Gao Pei was shocked when he heard this: "Coca-Cola can really kill J?"

"What!" Yang Meng said helplessly: "Men have drunk all of them into big bellies, plus carbonated drinks can promote calcium loss and cause osteoporosis, and if there is less popping, you will naturally be able to prevent pregnancy." ”

"Hahaha. Gao Pei smiled and picked up the wine glass: "Come, Boss Yang, let you say so much, drink a glass to moisten your throat!" The two drank it all.

At this time, a waiter came over and whispered a few words in his ear, and after he heard it, he said to Yang Meng: "Boss Yang, there is an old customer over there, I want to go over to receive it." ”

After hearing this, Yang Meng said: "You go over, I'll sit here for a while, just come over to accompany Miyu Nakamura to see Anri Sakaguchi, and go back after reading it." ”

Gao Pei didn't shirk it: "Okay, you play here, tell the waiter what drinks you want." If you still drink champagne。。。。。。 ”

"Next time, I'll bring my own drinks!" Yang Meng said directly.

"Haha, others can't do it, you must be fine!" Gao Pei smiled: "Then I'll go first!"

Yang Meng waved his hand: "Go, go, don't worry about me, I'll leave directly after a while and won't say hello to you, let's drink next time!"

"Okay, Mr. Yang, you can do it yourself!"

As a result, after Gao Pei left, Yang Meng felt bored: Where did Miyu Nakamura go? Why didn't she come back?