Chapter 110: The Gold-Swallowing Behemoth at Home
The collider project will take about a year, and Xu Mang doesn't need to stay in the northwest all the time, just go for a few days a month to see the progress, especially the preliminary work... Nothing happened to him, and the parts of the collider are currently being manufactured in a hurry.
And during this time,
Xu Mang is almost two points and one line, running back and forth between the institute and home, going to work to deal with all kinds of things, and playing with children after work, it is worth mentioning... Wang Shuxue was driven away and driven abroad by her cousin.
As for that thesis... So far, she has not fully understood it, and she has been living under the domination of this paper all day long.
On this day,
Xu Mang had just come home from work and was paralyzed on the sofa dragging his tired body, but at this time Xu Yang and Xu Man appeared... The siblings are about to turn a year old, and they're getting naughty and naughty... Relying on his grandparents and grandparents, he made trouble at home every day.
"Daddy~"
"Daddy~"
The two little overlords staggered over and threw themselves directly into Xu Mang's arms, probably genetically... I learned to walk last month, although I didn't walk very well at the time, but now I am very proficient, which may be directly related to Xiao Man.
"Oops!"
"My little baby!" Xu Mang directly hugged the child into his arms, and said with a smile: "Are you good today?
When Xu Yang and Xu Man heard Xu Mang's words, their eyes dodged slightly, and then one of them kissed Xu Mang's cheek, it seems... These two little guys have caused a big disaster, and it is estimated that during the day, they have been beaten up by Xiao Man.
Then
Xiao Man came to the living room and complained to Xu Mang: "You don't know how far Xu Yang and Xu Manpi are today... Almost didn't me off to death, and made trouble for me every day. ”
"Oops..."
"The child is so young... What can I do for you?" Xu Manbai glanced at his wife and said angrily: "I see... It's your condition that is too high, and now at this stage the child is the time to be skinned, and a little skin is a good thing..."
"Humph!"
"Look at the way you gloat. Yang Xiaoman glared at Xu Mang, and said expressionlessly: "If I told you to take your children to visit your garage today, and as a result, the rear mirror of a car was broken, how are you feeling now?"
As soon as the voice fell,
Xu Mang hurriedly put down Xu Yang and Xu Man, and rushed out of his home directly, which was about a kilometer away from the garage, but Xu Mang used the speed of a 100-meter sprint to complete the distance of this kilometer... He was chasing time with his life.
A few minutes later,
Xu Mang panted and stood on the edge of a supercar worth forty-five million, and the whole person collapsed... How the hell is this broken? This is a carbon fiber mirror... was actually broken by Xu Yang Xu Man, oh my God... This time it will lose hundreds of thousands!
"Ahh
"This is simply a gold-swallowing beast!" Xu Mang held on to his car, he was already crumbling at the moment, he was only one year old... has already shown such an amazing destructive power, and if he grows up a little more, the consequences are unimaginable, he broke Xiaoman's more than 1.2 million lipsticks last time, and now he has broken his car.
No more...
Xu Man's dowry is going to rise, and this money will be deducted from his in-laws.
Back home again,
Xu Mang's whole mental state was very bad, he was frightened by the child's ability to swallow gold, glanced at Xiao Man, who was teasing the child, and said helplessly: "Wife... Don't take the kids to visit my garage in the future, good guys... These hundreds of thousands are gone. ”
"Cut!"
"Will you still gloat in the future?" Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "I know all day long that I don't have back pain when I stand and talk, but now it's my turn to suffer, see what else you can do... Think about what to do tomorrow, the child is about to turn one year old, do you want to make a big deal?"
"Huh?"
"Are you almost a year old?" Xu Mang sighed: "Time flies so fast... Last time I celebrated the New Year, I didn't think time was fast, but now I know that Xu Yang and Xu Man are already one year old, and I feel old..."
Hearing Xu Mang's words,
Yang Xiaoman was also embarrassed, and in the blink of an eye... I am already twenty-three, and I have entered the stage of running three quickly.
"That's right!"
"Today I teach children math... found out that Xu Yang may really be a scumbag. Xiao Man looked at his precious son and said with a serious face: "Xu Man listened very seriously, but Xu Yang, a stinky boy... It makes me feel like I'm going to die. ”
Mathematics?
The math of this problem... Does Xiao Man teach?
"Ahem!"
"I have the most say in mathematics. Xu Mang patted his chest and said seriously: "This handsome guy standing in front of you, he is not only the god of physics, but also has a lot of research in mathematics, and he is an all-rounder... It's a bit too much, I'm a genius of the perfect type. ”
"Cut!"
"You're now... Only calculus. Yang Xiaoman said indifferently: "Don't believe it... You can't solve even the simplest equation right now. ”
Are you kidding?
How can a world-class physicist not be able to solve the equations of middle and high school?
Crazy, right?
"How is that possible!"
"You're just kidding!" Xu Mang said angrily: "Your husband and I started in a math competition, I can't solve the equations of middle and high school? I can even solve the world's mathematical conjectures, but I can't solve the equations of middle and high school?"
"Humph!"
"Then I ask you... How do you solve 1/n (sinX)?" Xiao Man asked.
Yes?
This... How can this be solved?
Xu Mang was suddenly confused for a while, since he copied all the mathematical knowledge, and then broke through to the fourth level of intelligence, he rarely used the system to solve problems, all relying on his own strength, and all of them used scientific research thinking to solve, which suddenly... Reduce the difficulty to this extent, and it won't.
"What's wrong?"
"Aren't you stupid?" Yang Xiaoman saw Xu Mang's confused face, and said with a smile: "I'll tell you... Your current thinking belongs to research thinking, and it is all directed towards the direction of research, not the direction of teaching. ”
“...”
"I'll think about it..."Xu Mang pondered for a moment, and suddenly had an idea... said: "sinX/n... Then remove n and n and get a six... The answer is six!"
Yang Xiaoman: (°ー°〃)
Wizard!
This English teacher should be very happy to see it, right?
"Humph!"
"Do you think you're right?" Yang Xiaoman said indifferently: "Admit it... You can't teach your children now, let's find cram schools in the future, you are so busy with work, I am also very busy with work, and the child's learning will definitely be a big problem in the future. ”
Cram school?
In fact, Xu Mang is very opposed, entering a cram school at such a young age will cause a great shadow on childhood, however... In today's society, if a child has a good childhood, then he may have a miserable middle age and a bleak old age.
You didn't go to cram school when everyone was in cram school... Then it is an outlier and must be eliminated by the whole society.
"Ugh..."
"When I was a kid, I didn't need to go to any cram school, and I didn't become a big scientist. Xu Mang smiled bitterly: "I think the most important factor for success is interest, and only when you have interest will you do it, and you will be motivated... Forcing others to learn won't work very well. ”
This,
Xu Mang understood it very thoroughly, because he came into contact with many such people, all of whom were already in graduate school... As a result, he was forced to not really like his current field.
"What's the solution?"
"Other people's children are in cram school, but you are so special that you don't let your child go to cram school?" I also understand that children deserve to have a good childhood, but... What can you do if you don't allow your child to have a childhood?"
"Since you can't change it, then accept it. Yang Xiaoman shrugged: "That's how it was decided... Cram schools must be attended, including other interest classes, violin, sanda, piano, etc., must not be left behind. ”
Listening to the words of the child's mother, Xu Mang glanced at the ignorant Xu Yang and Xu Man, and sighed silently... used to vow to be a good father, but in the end he became the person he hated the most.
In other words, it's a cram school again, and it's an interest class... According to Xiao Man's vision and pattern, it must be at the level of a big guy to teach, which is another big expense.
Alas...
The two gold-devouring beasts at home are terrifying!
...
Following
Xu Yang Research Institute, the current institute is very stable, is rising steadily, in addition to several internal projects in progress, at the same time there are projects with foreign cooperation, in short... Now the Xu Yang Research Institute has become a world-class research institute.
In a certain laboratory,
Several researchers are collating their own data as the team uses the country's most advanced astronomical equipment to measure delicate structural constants, and they work in the field of astrophysics.
"Huh?"
"What's for lunch?" said to a colleague next to him while looking at the data, "Why don't we order takeout... Recently, the food in the cafeteria seems to be a bit problematic, and it is getting lighter and lighter, is it that the chef has changed?"
"I think so too..."
"The food used to be good, but in the last week it has been getting worse and worse. The young man on the side frowned and said seriously, "Why don't we complain... Submit a letter of opinion to Academician Xu, strongly requesting that the food be improved. ”
Then
The person in charge of the group passed by, heard the conversation between the two, and said, "The old chef was fired, and he was caught secretly eating kickbacks." ”
“...”
“...”
No wonder!
Recently, the food has been getting more and more unpalatable, and it turns out that it has really been fired.
"Huh?"
"What's going on?" a staff member seemed to notice something was wrong, and said with a confused expression, "Come and see... There seems to be something wrong with this data, is it that we are looking at it from the wrong angle, or is the device broken?"
moment
Several people gathered around, looking at a certain piece of abnormal data, and after a minute, they were all confused.
It's a refined structural constant from 13.7 billion years ago, and yet... The data on it is actually different from that on Earth, how is this possible.
soon
Several people began to investigate this problem, and the observation angle was not wrong, and there was nothing unusual about the equipment, so why is the delicate structure constant different from the earth?
"Quick!"
"Go find Academician Xu!"
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