Chapter 253: Square Dance
Chapter 253 Square Dance
This barbecue stand is set up on the road in front of the door, and every now and then there are cars passing by!
"What's wrong?" Han Qiang looked at Lin Yu: "What do you think those square aunts are doing?"
"It's okay, I'm listening to this song!" Lin Yu frowned.
"Damn! It's so loud, these old things still listen to music and songs! It's so loud, it's really noisy! Our villa also said that many people dance square dances in the park at night, and there are actually four teams in one square! The sound is louder than the other!" Han Qiang said irritably.
"Oh!" Lin Yu was not very easy to say.
"Just say here, this neighborhood is already dilapidated, the floors are low, such a loud voice, anyone can hear it, it's so irritable! Maybe there are children reading in it!
"I heard a saying, they say that these old people have become bad! They dance is also a good thing, this is really louder!" Lin Yu still said a fair word.
"No! It's not that the old man has become bad, it's the old man who has become bad!" Han Qiang slammed the car door shut, it can be believed that this thing lives in the villa every day, listening to the square dance aunt in the park singing every day: I can't afford to hurt, I can't afford to hurt, I count and count until I give up... In fact, the neighbors around listened to it and really couldn't afford to hurt it.
"Just turn your voice down!" Lin Yu said.
"It's all said, the bad guys are getting old, if they know this, do we still need to discuss them?" Han Qiang muttered, he felt like he was thinking too much after he finished speaking, this matter felt a little far away from him, and now the question is, why did you bring me here to eat barbecue.
It's still a scumbag barbecue, and the name is not good.
"Internet celebrity barbecue?" Han Qiang said.
"What, isn't this a scumbag barbecue?" Lin Yu said.
"I thought it was an Internet celebrity barbecue?" Han Qiang thought that since Lin Yu brought him, it should make sense.
"I brought you here, it must be distinctive!" Lin Yu introduced.
"What is the specialty?" Han Qiang said curiously, and secretly said that you are a ghost, you can have a treat, and the feature is that it is cheap!
"You can eat things that others can't!" Lin Yu played with taste.
"Oh, I'm looking forward to it!" Han Qiang came outside the store.
"How many?" The boss is a young man, not very old, maybe two or three years stronger than Lin Yu and Han Qiang, no wonder he is a scumbag with a reputation!
"Both!"
"Okay! sit inside or outside!".
"Let's go outside!" Lin Yu saw that it was dirty inside, how could he eat it, he had been pampered since he was a child, and he basically couldn't eat this condition.
But for Lin Yu's sake, he will sacrifice his life to accompany the gentleman tonight.
Lin Yu looked up and saw that this young man had also brought audio and other equipment, and also connected to the electric wiping board, lights and other things.
At this time, it was six o'clock in the evening, and he should have started to prepare for this evening, but you are doing barbecue, why are you doing some audio equipment!
"Is this the rhythm of square dancing while having a barbecue?" Han Qiang sat on a round stool, tossing back and forth for a long time, just afraid that the stool would break and fall.
"Do you want to do a live broadcast?" Lin Yu saw that Xiao Young had two mobile phone holders, and there were a lot of wires connected to the mobile phone!
"Well, it should be a live broadcast! Nima! Now these people are doing live broadcasts on everything, but there is no live broadcast!" Han Qiang muttered.
Indeed, many people are doing this now, probably because there is no threshold for this thing! As long as you have a mobile phone, you can do it, and you can connect to the Internet.
"The barbecue here is distinctive!" Lin Yu said.
Han Qiang looked at him in a daze, his face was slightly pale, and he turned to smile and said: "You are a poor man's thinking, this environment, this condition, you can actually eat! I really admire you!".
As the relationship between the two became more and more familiar, they had to speak casually, regardless of whether Lin Yu could accept it or not.
"If someone else can eat it, you can't eat it?"
"Brother Lin, I really want to talk about you, you are also a regular employee of our hospital now, at least in our city, you can be regarded as a middle and high income, you can't still live according to the previous lifestyle!" Han Qiang began to enlighten him bitterly.
"How have I lived! Have you seen it?"
"You have no father or mother! I can imagine! I'm wondering, when you were studying, could you have worn internal medicine for three years, and you wouldn't change it without a dozen holes? Also, you should be sloppy! But now there are some people who look like people! That's because you met me, and your taste has improved!"
Lin Yu.
"You don't want to look at me with that expression, you have to improve your taste of life appropriately, I don't understand, why did your ex-girlfriend fall in love with you, really! Yanran is so beautiful, her sister must be captivating the country and the city!" Han Qiang made a thinking gesture after speaking, as if he was traveling through time and space! I felt that I had to go back to the past and ask that beauty, why did you fall in love with Lin Yu?
"You take care of yourself! My life, I am in charge! I have said don't talk about my ex-girlfriend! Why don't you listen!" Lin Yu said angrily.
"No! I was traveling through time and space just now, and recently I watched a science fiction film in the United States, where the protagonist can go back in time and talk to the old people!" Han Qiang made a very mysterious look.
"And then, you go back in time and ask Diao Chan if he likes you?" Lin Yu picked up the cup on the table, and the boiling water overflowed, so hot that he immediately put the cup down, and instantly lost the desire to drink water.
"That's not it, don't be angry! I just went back in time and asked your daughter... Female classmates, they say that you are a piece of garbage, you are a person who no one cares about in the class, you are not good-looking, you are not talented, and you usually like to write some distorted modern poems!
In short, he didn't eat this big fish and meat at night, and you brought him here to eat this dirty and messy barbecue, and he was angry in his heart, and he would lose all directions.
Otherwise, this is a little balanced in my heart.
"Then what else did my female classmates say?" Lin Yu didn't have a good breath, he didn't know that this thing didn't eat this meal in the hospital, and he was angry, and now he is starting to hurt himself.
"They also say, you don't like to be clean! You are usually unkempt, just like a person picking up garbage at the school gate! And you don't wash your hair for a week, the smell is bad, your clothes and pants don't change for a month, and your whole body stinks! Your grades are poor, you are in the bottom of the list, and you have no friends! People are annoyed, and flowers are thankful! The whole miserable word, it is not easy to survive!" Han Qiang said it sincerely, and almost said the most disgusting side.
Lin Yu was about to refute, and he said again: "I forgot the last point, that is, you don't eat the delicacies of the mountains and seas, you like to eat this junk food the most!"
Lin Yu.
"I feel that your aunt is plump now! Have you noticed?" Han Qiang suddenly said.
"Han Qiang! I said it a few times, don't make fun of my aunt!" Lin Yu was just about to get angry.
"I'm just evaluating it objectively! I see that her eyes are so gentle to you! Really, I have been playing in the flowers for decades! I look at women the most accurate!"
"Do you want to eat or not?"
"I... Okay, forget it, you're so ugly, someone likes you, and you're still angry! I really can't understand you, so let's not talk about it!" Han Qiang shrugged his shoulders, feeling as if he had been wronged so much.
Lin Yu saw that he began to pour beer, and secretly said You are a slut, even if you haven't eaten, you can't use it to hurt people so much?
You dare to make fun of my aunt's sister-in-law, see how I clean you up!
"Here! This is what you ordered! 2 skewers of beef, 2 skewers of mutton, 2 skewers of beef tendon, 1 eggplant! 2 skewers of leeks! 1 big pepper! Not too much, what else do you want?" Xiao Pingtou looked at this little thing, feeling that how could you two big men eat such a thing?
"So little, you're too picky!Boss, what's the most expensive thing you have here?" Han Qiang was directly unhappy.
"We're all civilians here, so beef and lamb skewers are a little more expensive!" said Xiao Pingtou with a hearty smile.
"That's fifty skewers! I can't finish eating and packing! I have a few bottles of beer!" Han Qiang began to arrange.
He was very dissatisfied with Lin Yu's deadly behavior!
"Fifty skewers of the same, can you finish eating?" Xiao Pingtou was a little embarrassed.
"It's okay! My friend has money, and he can't finish eating it and take it back!" Han Qiang insisted on fifty skewers!
"Alright then!" said Xiao Pingtou happily went to get busy.
He was about to scold his mother when he was grilling skewers, and secretly ordered such a thing, and it was rare for me to open it! I didn't expect it to be reversed so quickly, and there were 100 more skewers directly!
It made him so happy!
Xiao Pingtou yelled at the back of the shop, "I have to prepare a hundred skewers of mutton, a hundred skewers of beef!
Lamb and beef are 3 yuan a skewer, 100 skewers, and he can earn 300 yuan for this piece alone! This is the first table of business! It is a good start!
"Can you finish eating?" Lin Yu looked at Han Qiang worriedly, and secretly said that you are a pit goods, there are so many, you actually dare to order it.
"Hehe! You're in for a treat! Don't regret it! The hospital has free food, you don't eat it, you insist on pretending to be honest and invite me to eat outside, I have to pay attention to it! The more I order, it means that I respect you!" Han Qiang said happily, killing you is so happy.
"Don't regret it!" Lin Yu playfully reminded.
"Don't worry, I ordered a hundred skewers, and I will eat up to 10 skewers! As for the remaining 90 skewers, if you can eat them, you can eat them, and if you can't eat them, just pack them back! Don't waste them!" Han Qiang said happily.
It's not easy for Zai Linyu to pick at the door! It's not easy, I've known each other for a few months, and this is the first time he's been warmly treated!
"Okay! I don't eat it! You eat alone, I'll only eat some vegetarian dishes!"
"Ahh
"I can't eat meat dishes, I'm afraid of poisoning! I'm afraid that like that patient, poisoning will not be good, or you don't eat it, help me save some money!" Lin Yu said with a pleading look.
"Cut! Life and death are fateful, wealth is in the sky! If others can eat, I can eat, and I can bear this life! There is a problem with a shop, and you can't hit a piece! Then there are car accidents on this road every day, don't you have to go to the street and walk on the road?" Han Qiang despised his appearance of suffering from gains and losses.
"Oh, okay! You must go your own way, I don't advise you, but I'm also thinking, even if these mutton, beef, and so on, made of rat meat, can't all have pesticides, right? Otherwise, are they all poisoned!" Lin Yu picked up a bunch of mutton and studied it for a long time!