Outside the door, a man walked in, his long hair tied into a ponytail, and the dagger that Zet threw played with in his hand. Seeing him, all the people in the back room were stunned.

Everyone looked at the people outside the door in a daze, one by one they didn't believe their eyes, Yang Meng, who had disappeared for three years, came back?

"Why do you think of me like that? Don't you welcome me home?" Yang Meng put the dagger in his hand aside: "Even if I'm a little annoying, you don't have to do this, right?

"Brother!" Yang Xiaojing burst into tears, and ran over directly to hug Yang Meng: "Where have you been? Why did you come back! I didn't even have a phone call, we all thought you were dead!"

Yang Meng touched Yang Xiaojing's head and whispered, "Isn't this coming back? Dad, Mom, my son is not filial." Let the second elder worry!"

Mom covered her mouth and stared wide-eyed, not knowing what to say, but Dad came back to his senses first and nodded desperately: "It's good to come back, it's good to come back." We're not worried about you when you're such a big person. ”

"Don't worry about the fart!" After hearing this, my mother directly pushed my father away, and came to Yang Meng's side in three or two steps, Yang Meng hurriedly helped her: "Mom, you slow down." ”

The mother directly raised her hand and gave Yang Meng a big mouth: "Where have you been in the past few years? Do you know how worried your family is?

Yang Meng hurriedly explained: "Mom, it's not that I don't want to call, it's that I really can't call, I landed on a desert island, where there is not a single hair except fish, shrimp, crabs and birds! I also want to come back quickly, I even made a big boat, but I can't rush out at all, Robinson is right, the movie is all lies!"

In the famous "Robinson Crusoe", the main character Robinson lived on a desert island for 28 years, and many people did not understand why he didn't make a boat and escape.

In fact, Robinson has made ships, and he has made more than one. But the islands in the ocean are surrounded by ocean currents, and they are washed back as soon as they are put into the sea!

Someone said, what about the natives of the island countries who shuttle between the islands?

They are familiar with ocean currents, familiar with the seasons, and the environment they live in is different from the environment where Yang Meng lives. Even if you make a small raft out, it is no different from a leaf in the ** sea, and making a raft to escape is no different from suicide.

The island where Yang Meng is located is the place where the Pacific Ocean Warm Current, Alaska Warm Current, and California Cold Current meet, to put it bluntly, the natural environment is very harsh, otherwise the short-tailed albatross would not take it as its home------- the short-tailed albatross is too big and weighs too much, and it can't fly without a strong wind.

Long Mingyang also walked over with an excited face: "Mengmeng, where is the West Chamber?"

As a result, Yang Meng sighed after hearing this.

Long Mingyang almost fainted when he saw Yang Meng's performance, but Duan Sheng and Long Teng on the side hurriedly supported him.

Yang Meng slapped his forehead: "Old Man Long, don't get me wrong, she's fine in the West Chamber." Come back with me!"

Long Mingyang was so angry that he almost raised his foot and kicked Yang Meng: "It's okay, why are you sighing blindly? Where is she?"

Yang Meng hesitated: "That。。。。。。 Old man Long, this West Chamber。。。。。。 She's a little 。。。。。。。 ”

"Say!" Long Mingyang said.

My mother was also anxious: "Mengmeng, who did you learn from when you talk so much? Hurry up! You are so anxious to die!"

Yang Meng scratched his head and said, "I said don't beat me!"

"Say!" shouted in unison.

Yang Meng sighed and said, "If it weren't for the West Chamber, we might have come back a long time ago。。。。。。 ”

"Is she injured?" asked Long Mingyang.

"She's sick?" Long Teng also looked worried.

"Is she disabled?" Qi Kun just finished speaking, and let Wang Lingke pull his ears to the side.

Yang Meng said with a bitter face: "No." She's giving birth!"

"Huh?" all the people in the room stared at Yang Meng with wide eyes.

Yang Meng was also a little embarrassed, and said writhing there: "This lonely man and widow are on a desert island。。。。。。 The first time I made a big boat and wanted to take her out, but she got pregnant, and then gave birth to a child, and the child was small, so I couldn't take her out with me, and in the end the child would be called Dad, and if I didn't take them out, the child would be over for the rest of my life, so I made a small raft and rushed out, where the ocean current was strange and the climate was bad, so I wasn't on the channel at all, and I floated at sea for twenty-four days and finally saw a freighter, which brought them all back。。。。。。 Why do you think of me like that?"

The mother's big slap slammed her head and covered her face and beckoned to Yang Meng's head: "I'll let you scare people! I'll let you scare people! You still hide such a good thing? What are you ashamed of? Is it the eldest grandson or the eldest granddaughter? Where are the people?"

Yang Meng covered her head: "Don't fight! Mom, I didn't die on the desert island for three years, and I will let you kill you when I get home!"

"What nonsense is the New Year's Day, Bah, Bah, Bah! Good luck!" Mom hurriedly went over to open the door: "Where are the people in the West Chamber?"

Yang Meng complained: "Don't ask me, I really can't do this thing about women, you said that it was hard to come back, she didn't go home as soon as possible, and went to buy clothes and hairstyles, I said bring the child back first, she didn't let it, holding a child and not letting go." Who do you think I'm going to reason with? She'll be back in a minute, right?"

Yang Xiaojing spoke: "I said everyone don't sit here! Let's all sit and eat! Brother, you sit here!"

But my mother said, "What are you sitting here, playing with your friends! I want to talk to my in-laws! Now that this stinky boy is back, when will I not be able to talk to him?"

Dad coughed desperately and motioned for her to stop talking.

"You old thing, what are you coughing about?" said the old mother angrily, "What did I say wrong?"

Dad glared desperately at Zete's side.

Everyone is looking at Zete, this Nima is a little embarrassed, just now they were still talking about recognizing Zete's sister-in-law, this is good, Yang Meng came back with the child.

Zete looked like he was fine, and said to Yang Meng with a smile: "I knew you must be fine." ”

"It's a must!" Yang Meng touched his hair: "Look, this hair is like a big girl, you give me a haircut after eating for a while, I don't have a haircut when I come back, just keep it for you to give me a haircut!"

Zete laughed, "No problem, no problem. Okay, don't stand and talk, sit down quickly, I haven't eaten Sister He's craft for a few years, have you thought about it?"

Yang Meng clapped his hands: "Don't mention it! I think about it in my dreams! I can understand it now, this day, the delicacies of the mountains and seas are the same as eating bran and swallowing vegetables every day, not blowing with you, what lobster, abalone and sea cucumber, Lao Tzu has eaten and vomited! I just want to eat the braised pork made by Sister He! Eat back to the pot meat!"

"It's all there!" Zetra took Yang Meng into his seat.

Everyone looked at each other, and finally stretched out a thumbs up to Yang Meng: "High, really high!"

"Tall fart, hurry up and eat, I haven't eaten human food for a long time!" Yang Meng sandwiched a piece of braised pork and put it in his mouth to enjoy it.

Qi Kun asked curiously, "I said Mengmeng, how have you come here in the past few years? How do you see that you are like crawling out of hell?"

Yang Meng said vaguely while putting the meat in his mouth: "At the beginning, life was still very good, there was oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, but when I ate it, I didn't eat it! That broken island, except for seafood, is seafood, if you want to eat meat, you have to find a snake or a turtle! If you want to add a little starch, you can only eat cassava, that is called an unpalatable!"

Hu Er was stunned and sighed: "You have lived in such a place without water and electricity for three years?

Yang Meng said with a smile: "Actually, the days are really good, you can only think about eating a full stomach every day, and eating a full stomach is the easiest there." But when the wind was strong, it made people suffer, so we built a stone house there and burned whale oil for lighting at night. ”

"Whale oil?" Qi Kun asked, puzzled.

Yang Meng nodded: "A gray whale that let the killer whale gnaw its tongue floated to our island, we were very happy at first, it was all treasures! Whale oil is used for lighting to make soap, whale meat can be eaten, whale skin can be warmed, but after a few days we can't stand it, this Nima is a windward stinky ten miles of the lord, in the end there is no way, I dragged it out to let it fall naturally so that we can live on the island, otherwise。。。。。。 I'll kill you!"

Hu Er was stunned but looked envious: "Why did I start to envy your life after listening to what you said?"

Yang Meng smiled: "You don't have to think about making money or anything there, and you don't have to be afraid of others laughing at you, all you think about every day is to fill your stomach." In addition, there is no electricity there, and food cannot be stored for too long, so I can't be idle every day. But to tell you the truth, that's to fill your stomach! How can the braised pork made by our sister He be delicious! I'll go, I want to die of this taste!"

Sister He knocked on the table twice, and Yang Meng said directly after hearing this: "Eat every day! From today onwards, there will be braised pork at every meal!"

Qi Kun saw this scene and said, "Meng Meng, my old lady will obey you if you don't help me when you cross the road!" How do you know so much information from the sound of two knocks?"

Yang Meng smiled: "You know a fart, this is called a heart!"

Qi Kun glanced at Zete on the side, and suddenly said cheaply: "Do you know what it means to knock Zete twice?"

Zet smiled and knocked on the table twice.

Yang Meng stopped his chopsticks and stretched out his thumb to Zete: "I've been focusing on the same thing for the past three years, you can rest assured!"

"Yes, you won!" Qi Kun, who was confused, surrendered: "Mengmeng, what are your plans after disappearing for so many years?"

"I? You're asking redundant questions, of course you're continuing to pretend to be dead!