Mortal DaysPart.1 Chapter 57: Look at this man like a dog (2)
I'm a little confused when I hear it, but I've heard of addition and subtraction, what is this forbearance?
But when I saw the dog's eyes staring at me and the sneakers under its buttocks, I could only describe my mood at the moment with anger.
It is said that sneakers are a man's baby, face.
And this dog's approach is certainly not kicking my nose in the face.
I kicked it out, and the women screamed behind me.
Maybe I was shocked by the standard of my leg lifts, although I usually don't use beads or play with swords, but when it comes to fist and foot kung fu, I am the first man to win the second place in the 'Dwarf Wood Dwarf Wood E' Grand Prix in the Divine Realm.
The curly dog was not afraid of my sharp blow, but when he closed his eyes, when his leg was about to kick it, a flash of golden light flashed, and the dog's shadow disappeared from the sneaker in an instant.
Even if I'm underestimating the enemy, I can see that this curly dog has some means.
The curly-haired dog flashed to the wooden door, looking at us with a smile on his face, and then a burst of golden light flashed, and the next second it flashed onto the coffee table, and a drop of yellow liquid also fell under the dog's body.
"Flying dogs. Rong Rong seemed to have discovered a new continent and ran over, "It stinks so much!" and then pinched her nose and ran back.
This back and forth was driven by this pungent smell, and the four people behind him all pinched their noses and shook their heads, in great pain.
The dog grinned proudly and stood up.
As it moved, all the yellow liquid in the store floated as well.
Bursts of golden light flashed, the curly dog from into the realm of no one, the dog body turned into a meteor lightning, flashing and moving is one by one on these yellow liquids, the dog body formed an afterimage, for a moment the room is like the sky stars, the golden flash has not dissipated, but the curly dog has long returned to its original position, standing on the coffee table.
I was dazzled by it and couldn't help but admire: "I would like to call it a unique job!"
Xin'er clapped her little hands: "Uncle, this trick has become so good!"
Rong Rong glared: "Dog, if you break the things in the store, I will sell you to the dog meat restaurant!"
Chu Yun looked nervous, the word Chu appeared on her forehead, and when I turned to look at her, I found that she was also looking at me, the two looked at each other, and she immediately lowered her head, her pretty face was slightly red.
"It's lightning fast. Situ Dai Lian leaned over, "You are the legendary Roaring Sky Dog!"
I couldn't help but want to laugh, but Rong Rong stretched out her dragon foot to greet her, shouting, "What are you crying." ”
The curly-haired dog barked twice, and then said, "I will be relieved to see that you are not afraid of the old man." ”
"I can't see you. I said.
I sent some recent strange things one after another, before the little Yama did not leave, and here came an unidentified and can endure the law and call himself an old man's curly dog, think I have walked all over the sun, moon, mountains and rivers for thousands of years, footprints all over the Kyushu continent, and I have never heard that the dog spirit will have such magical powers, but this dog does not show demonic energy, and there is no malice.
"It's not that the old man has to be entangled, it's just that the old man has been trapped in this dog for more than ten years, can you do the old man a favor. The curly dog hugged his two legs around his chest, "Just help the old man get back to his body, so that the old man can be a man again." ”
I looked at it, and the curly dog's eyes were lonely, and there was a bit of remorse in his eyes.
The curly dog put down his paws: "The old man was originally a neon countryman, the chief disciple of the Winged Crane Stream, originally had a great future, as long as the old man was willing, the shadow of the general's family was none other than me, and he should have enjoyed the age of glory and wealth, but the old man crossed the ocean in order to pursue love, came to this strange country, the lover betrayed, the language barrier, and exchanged souls with this dog, the old man has been here for twenty-five years now, and his heart has long been diluted hatred, and now he just wants to return to the island, scald a pot of sake, and listen to a piece of opera in Kabukicho. ”
Seeing that I didn't react, the curly-haired dog jumped in front of me, and the dog's mouth spat fishy: "Do me a favor, just make a friend, and the righteous in my country will be supremely respected." ”
I've never seen such a dog-faced, so I summoned the Ning Shu Sword to force it back: "If you have something to say, just say it, don't come over, and don't exhale." ”
"Then it can't be helped. The curly-haired dog bypassed the blade of the sword and threatened: "If you don't help the old man, the old man will have to live here for the rest of his life." ”
This is not only a smelly dog, but also a leper dog, but after thinking about it, how much time is a dog's life, if you don't leave, you have to spend it with you, and the rest of the food is wasted.
My greatest supernatural power is to live a long time, and if it takes time to compare with me, you will lose so much that you don't even have a single dog hair left.
The curly dog said: "Recently, the old man's dog body is getting older, geriatric diseases are increasing, and urine leakage often happens. ”
The five of us looked at each other when we heard this, and the lethality of this sentence was tantamount to the socks of the gods in summer and the snoring of the gods in winter, which were rare disasters in the world. It's not hard to get the dog to the ground, though, but it's not in line with our usual style.
"Look at what you say. I put away the Ning Shu sword, "You are introducing the situation, let's learn more." ”
Then he turned around and shouted to Situ Dailian: "Dailian, go and bring the leftover meal from last night to this dog brother." ”
"Wang!" The curly-haired dog barked when he heard that there was something to eat, and then stared at the fried rice in Situ Dailian's hand and drooled on the coffee table.
This pot of Rongrong's masterpiece last night's whims, after we ate all kinds of kitchen utensils, was put in the basin, and no one dared to touch it.
If you want to say that the cooking skills still depend on the female Hades, it's just that Chu Yun is very arrogant, and only when he wants to eat, he will reluctantly bring a few servings for us, so this restaurant is a senior member of 'You're hungry' except for the young Xin'er.
One of the things to explain is that Zhao Qingzhi turned into a star figure after returning from the art of dreaming nine deaths, and Zhao Qingzhi, a young man in literature and art, played a guitar superbly, his singing voice was hoarse and emotional, and he had a large number of fans on the Dounai platform, and was called the special title of 'the most beautiful takeaway brother' by the platform.
Zhao Qingzhi, like Shi Lei, has not forgotten the things in the divine realm, and he doesn't know how the work of the Oneiroi is carried out, but this kid knows the rules and does not spread it everywhere, just before the winter god left, Zhao Qingzhi brought an invitation when he came to deliver takeaways, asking us to attend his wedding with Huang Yuan.
Hardships are shared, and true feelings are eternal. Take this opportunity to offer God's blessings to the two couples.
Straight to the point.
The curly dog finished eating the plate of bells and whistles fried rice, a little unsatisfied, the plate was licked by it shiny, the dog's belly was also bigger, and when he got up, he was satisfied, but just as he was about to speak, he spit out a piece of nail and a clump of hair in his mouth.
It was a little apprehensive, pressed the plate on it, and said, "The old man's real name is Soichiro Okamoto, a person from Thousand Islands City. ”
"Brother Okamoto!" Situ Dailian's eyes lit up when he heard the person who was longer than his name, and said, "Under Situ Dailian." Then he wondered, "But the surname is Okamoto?"
It seems that I have no talent in analyzing people, not only did I not guess his character, but also mistook him for a literate Taoist priest, what literati are despised by scholars, Taoism has been many literati since ancient times, how did it come to his generation, even the most basic common sense no longer exists?
I was afraid that he would lose face in the glorious spring hall, so I dragged him behind me and said in popular science: "Most of the people in the neon country are named after place names, such as Hanoi, Tanaka, Ueno, or they are named after occupations and numbers. ”
The curly dog nodded the dog's head, presumably impressed by my knowledge.
Rong Rong snorted coldly as always, you said that if this adolescent girl doesn't study well, what will she do in the future.
Xin'er clapped her little hands, worthy of my number one fan sister.
It's just that Chu Yun is unusually abnormal today, and when I turned around, my eyes were facing each other again, and the female Hades lowered her head again, and her pretty face was slightly red.
But the surname of this curly dog is reminiscent, could it be that your hometown is the hometown of balloons?
I asked, "You said you came here for love, what is the story in that?"
The dog's eyes were extremely lonely, and the curly dog howled and replied: " The old man and Yueyuezi were childhood sweethearts, two little no guesses, when I was a child, I was injured in training, but it was Yueyuezi who drugged me, and has always unconditionally supported the old man, but then she came here with her family and there was no news, twenty-five years ago, the Internet developed unprecedentedly, and I also had this opportunity to contact Yueyuezi, but time has passed, she is no longer what she remembers, but the old man's concerned heart is still ignited, burning fiercely, and then he resigned from his hometown to find Yueyuezi alone. ”
There is a story without alcohol, which is really uncomfortable. I turned around and saw that the three of them were watching the play on a small bench, Chu Yun took a chair and gave it to me, and then returned with a red face.
Situ Dailian shouted: "What happened later? Why did your lover betray you." ”
The curly dog closed his eyes and said slowly: "It turns out that Yueyuezi joined the MLM organization and came to me just to develop the downline. ”
"There is a way to ....." The curly dog opened his eyes and shed a few tears, "Xicheng Airport traveled overnight, and there were six thousand less in the early morning." ”