181 The First Lesson of Devil Training
Yu Juenan, he didn't listen to Ma Tianchang's flamboyant tongue at all, once he decided on something, no one could say anything.
"No nonsense, today's training session is six hours. There are still four hours left for the next training session.
If you don't want to learn, forget it, anyway, you are not my apprentice, I can't control you now, you regret it today, it's still too late.
In this way, I will save myself from going to Yu Biao and them to witness tomorrow, and the verbal agreement we just made about apprenticeship will not be true, and I don't have to risk being blamed by the family to accept a lazy person outside the family as an apprentice!"
Ma Tianchang listened to Yu Juenan's words, and knew that he had already decided on the training time, and it was absolutely impossible to give himself any discount.
He had to pretend to be generous and said, "Don't Master, I'll just make a joke, why are you still serious?"
If we practice, we should practice to the death! Is another four hours enough? If it is not enough, it will be five hours, and if it is not enough, we will add more. ”
"It's a bit insufficient, since you asked for it, then let's extend the training plan by another hour. Yu Jue Nan replied slowly.
Ma Tianchang almost cried when he heard Yu Juenan's words: "No, Master, I'm really joking this time!"
Yu Jue Nan said coldly: "I forgot to tell you, I never joke when I have a training session! Now, our training session has started for two hours. ”
Ma Tianchang's eyes were black and he almost fainted. I immediately made up a cartoon shot of myself vomiting blood.
He secretly shouted in his heart: "Old man, are you human?"
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Yu Juenan's pre-arranged class today is to explain acupoints and meridians.
He found the starting point from Ma Tianchang's description of himself playing ruffians with glass chess pieces just now.
Let's start with the acupuncture points on the hands and face.
Which acupoints belong to which meridians, which can slow down the blood flow, and which can limit the body's mobility. Tell him one by one seriously.
You must know that there are many acupuncture points on the human body, and their functions are also different.
Some acupuncture points only need to be sealed to make people immobile. And some need to cooperate to seal several acupuncture points to make people unconscious.
Some can stop bleeding and save people, while others can reduce pain. There are also those that can make people laugh or cry.
In short, a one-night class is about which acupoints can hurt people and which acupoints can be done to save people.
After that, he began to explain the meridians of the human body, thus explaining why some acupoints need multiple combinations to make people unconscious - they belong to the same meridian.
After that, the twelve meridians of the human body, the eight strange meridians, and the supplementary veins of the Yu family were explained in simple terms. I told Ma Tianchang all about it.
Even a pervert with a super memory, such as a fake scholar, couldn't memorize all these things in detail in just four hours.
However, the important theories, as well as the knowledge he was interested in, were fully learned.
After all, learning theoretical knowledge is Ma Tianchang's forte, and he has a super memory, and it is much easier to learn all this than ordinary people.
In the four hours that Yu Jue Nan originally planned, it was impossible to pass on all this knowledge to Ma Tianchang.
At first, he only planned to talk about a general outline first, and then pick up the key points and points to talk to Ma Tianchang for four hours.
Unexpectedly, Ma Tianchang learned all the way and asked all the way, and Yu Juenan unconsciously followed his train of thought and learned many things he was interested in to the end.
Moreover, Ma Tianchang's learning will never be muddy, and when he understands, he will immediately ask the next knowledge point, and if he is not interested, let Yu Juenan quickly skip it. Ask again if you are interested.
It's not an exaggeration to say that these four hours of study time are super efficient.
In this four-hour one-on-one class, Yu Juenan actually felt that almost half of his knowledge about the acupoints and veins of the human body had been taught to him.
Especially the acupoints and veins related to medicine and martial arts, Ma Tianchang has learned almost all of them.
It was already one o'clock in the morning when the lord finally stopped explaining.
Ma Tianchang hurriedly poured a cup of hot water for his master, who had not yet performed the apprenticeship ceremony, respectfully brought it over, and handed it to Yu Juenan with both hands.
Yu Jue Nan took the water cup and took a sip of water gently. Xiang Ma Tianchang nodded, and a smile appeared on his face.
Ma Tianchang just wanted to pour a glass of water himself, but he heard Yu Jue Nan say lightly: "The next hour is the time for questions and practical use."
I'm going to take what you've just learned and let you remember it by asking questions and doing it in a practical way.
If there is a failure to answer, or if there is an error in the actual operation, corporal punishment will be given.
You prepare, I'll go to the toilet first. We'll start testing in five minutes. ”
What? Ma Tian is in a hurry, it's been four hours and it's not over yet? I'm sleepy and tired, why is this old man still so energetic?
"Sixth uncle, aren't you tired? It will take an hour to ask questions and actually apply it? How can we actually use it? For example, if you ask me to actually practice the acupoints to stop bleeding, do I still want to make you bleed and stop the bleeding with acupoints?"
"I'm tired, but we said at the beginning that we would study for five hours, and if we didn't have time, we naturally had to continue.
In addition, the actual application does not have to look at the effect, as long as you point to the right acupoint, I will make your test for free, so that I can also feel the weight of your acupoint sealing.
Of course, there are some things that you need to feel for yourself, and you can also experiment on yourself.
For example, how to make people cry and laugh in the acupoints, as long as you experiment on yourself, you can feel the effect more clearly!"
After Yu Juenan said this, he hurriedly walked into the toilet.
Ma Tianchang looked at the toilet door that was locked from the inside by Yu Jue Nan with a desperate expression.
He whispered, "Oh my God, is this going to kill me? I'm going to cry or laugh myself?" I'm pretending to forget, right?"
Unexpectedly, Yu Juenan, who was through the toilet door, heard Ma Tianchang whispering to himself.
He said loudly in the toilet: "Whether you really forget or fake forget, you will be corporal punishment."
Yu Biao: When they used to learn from me, they punished the palm, that is, they hit the palm of the hand with a bamboo ruler. At least 10 strokes. ”
Ma Tianchang was very nervous at first when he heard him say this, but then he thought that he had a small airbag to protect his body, and he was not afraid of pain at all, so he accepted it with a look of indifference.
Unexpectedly, Yu Juenan seemed to be able to feel his thoughts.
Immediately, he added loudly through the toilet door: "For you, this corporal punishment is definitely not practical." Then the punishment for you will be changed to a handstand, right?"
"No, Uncle Six, I didn't agree with your corporal punishment that violates human rights, you can't say anything, right?"
Ma Tianchang habitually negotiated conditions with him, and he rightly believed that corporal punishment was a violation of human rights. You little old man can't think of a play, can you?
I heard the sound of flushing water in the toilet, and then the sound of washing hands.
Finally, the toilet door opened from the inside, and Yu Juenan walked out slowly.
He glanced at Ma Tianchang coldly and said calmly: "Yes, I violated your human rights."
And I can tell you right now that if you were to become my apprentice, I would have violated your human rights countless times in the future.
That's what I mean when I say, 'Master's words, you have to do them unconditionally.'"
You're not my apprentice yet, and if you regret it now, you can learn nothing from me.
That is to say, there is still regret medicine to take, but tomorrow after you have done the apprenticeship, it will be too late to regret it.
When the time comes, if you don't listen to me, I will have to serve the family law. By the way, when I apprentice tomorrow, I will also tell you about the family law of our Yu family.
Okay, now you can choose, human rights or apprenticeship?"
Ma Tian pouted his lips freely, but he knew that he was going to say goodbye to human rights in the future.
Instead of showing grievances and telling Yu Juenan that he chose to apprentice, it is better to behave more cheerfully.
Ma Tianchang adjusted his mood, and said with a smile on his face that he thought was bright: "I said that mainly because I couldn't do a handstand just now."
But if you think about it, with my current skills, it shouldn't be difficult to learn a handstand, right?"
Hearing him say this, Yu Juenan replied in a soothing tone: "Yes, handstands are easy to learn, and it is a piece of cake for you who can make all kinds of difficult movements." ”
Yu Juenan immediately told Ma Tianchang the trick of handstand.
And Ma Tianchang only tried twice, and he really stood upside down steadily.
He immediately stood upside down and said happily: "Master really didn't lie to me, this handstand is indeed not difficult to learn." Master, did you say that punishment is a handstand? I now know that you are facing me!
This handstand is really relaxing, and it also helps to keep your mind clear, thank you Master for your hard work!"
Yu Jue Nan said: "If you had said this earlier, I won't punish you if you are so conscious." ”
Ma Tianchang heard him say this, and his heart was overjoyed, after all, he had been taking more than six hours of classes, and Ma Tianchang was already physically and mentally exhausted. It's naturally good not to do a handstand.
He said expectantly, "Then the master has decided not to punish me now, and it's still too late!"
"Okay, then there will be no punishment!" Yu Jue Nan agreed this time really happily.
Ma Tianchang immediately said happily: "Thank you, Master!"
"No thanks, let's just start the question session and you stand upside down, it's only about half an hour, and then the punishment will be canceled in the practice session!"
Yu Juenan's unusually calm words instantly brought Ma Tianchang's thoughts into the dark abyss.
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At two o'clock in the morning, the first lesson of devil training was finally over.
No matter how good Yu Juenan's spirit is, he has long been exhausted after these seven hours of teaching.
He looked at Ma Tianchang, who had just suppressed his wild laughter, with satisfaction, and said, "That's the end of today's training, your performance is good."
But I'd like to ask you one last question, which you don't have to answer upside down. I'm just going to see if you can answer it.
After I clicked on your laughing acupoint just now, you yourself know the solution of this acupoint, but why can't you solve it?"