Chapter 876: Farewell, everyone~
"The monsters of the whole world have united to become a family?Is this a youkai organization?Is it really okay for such an obvious signboard to be displayed?" Candle Lori asked, staring at the signboard of this youkai organization. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ο½ο½ο½Uο½Eγ ο½ο½ο½ο½
"There may have been a problem with the previous words...... But in recent centuries, monster hunters have become less active. And most of the monks treat the demon clan equally, as long as the demon clan does not do evil, no one will find trouble with the demon clan. So, there's nothing wrong with putting up a sign. The poem spoke.
As he spoke, a figure flashed out of the void - this was a method of spatial teleportation, and it appeared directly.
Appearing is a young girl with long green hair tied in a double ponytail. She was wearing a white tight skirt, which set off her slender but fiery figure.
Song Shuhang's eyes widened - it's a green onion girl!
How could Shallot Niang suddenly appear here? Could it be that she also met Bai Senpai and was teleported here?
He guessed right.
Senior Bai two directly teleported the green onion girl out of the evil lotus space, and teleported the green onion girl to his side. However, because the exit of the 'Evil Lotus World' was still sealed by layers of liquid metal balls, the effect of teleportation was affected.
Although Senior Bai became the master of the Evil Lotus World, he also learned from Song Shuhang about a backdoor passage to the 'Evil Lotus World'. But when he directly used his spatial ability to send the green onion girl out, the coordinates were still slightly off.
Originally, he was going to send the green onion girl to Song Shuhang's side, but when the green onion girl appeared at this time, she was in the air five meters high and fell down.
At the door of the rental house, the Erha squinted his eyes and looked at the green onion girl who appeared out of thin air: "Wang." β
The green onion girl opened her eyes in a daze...... I found myself in mid-air.
She hurriedly did a nice backflip and landed steadily.
What's going on? She was still shaking the giant cocoon for the 'white senior rabbit' just now, and she was drowsy when she shook herself, why did she suddenly appear here?
"What kind of place is this?" said the green onion girl, turning her head and looking at the rental room. Then, at a glance, she saw the words on the door number that only monks or demons could see.
[Youkai from all over the world unite to become a family] [Secret Base No. 250]
"Huh!" the green onion girl stared at the door number.
Wait, isn't this the broken organization that taught her "The Two Hundred Skills Necessary for Fairy Tenacious Survival", which led to her being locked up by the Nine Lights Nun for 300 years!
Why does this broken organization have branches here?
Moreover, why is the secret base so blatantly written and hung with a door number?
How brainless people must be to do such things!
Sure enough, let's pretend I didn't see it, and turn away.
In addition, the green onion girl also found a very gratifying thing.
She's free~~
She fled from Song Shuhang's side!
It's nice to feel free. The green onion girl clenched her little fists happily.
At this time, the lazy husky looked at the green onion girl and suddenly asked, "Little girl, how many ways can you defeat the human monks and surrender?"
The husky's voice sounded crisp, it seemed to be a woman's voice and a child's voice.
"Five hundred. The green onion girl replied subconsciously. No way, it's too familiar, she doesn't have to think through her brain at all, she can answer this kind of question instinctively.
"What kind of classification does needlework belong to the secret method 'The Two Hundred Skills Necessary for Fairy Tenacious Survival?'" the husky asked quickly.
"How did the banshee successfully transform into the male master's junior, and fought with the male master's Taoist Gong Gong Thirteen Tricks of the 'Good Wife and Good Mother' branch. The green onion girl replied quickly.
The fruits, poems, candles hidden on the side, and Ye Si in the sky, when they heard this, they couldn't bear to turn their heads.
This kind of secret method and ability sounds so miserable.
No matter what kind of goblin it is, after learning these two hundred skills, it is almost a waste demon.
Song Shuhang sighed faintly.
- Will he tell you that he knows all the "Two Hundred Skills Necessary for the Tenacious Survival of the Goblins"?
He once substituted for the life of the onion lady and has been a green onion for hundreds of years. That dream, in addition to teaching him what patience is, also taught him the cheats of "Two Hundred Skills Necessary for Fairy Tenacious Survival".
These two hundred abilities are super terrifying - and now they are still faintly affecting Song Shuhang's behavior.
For example, Song Shuhang Sometimes, when he behaves and behaves, he can't help but think of the content of "Two Hundred Skills Necessary for Goblins to Survive Tenaciously".
I can't forget it.
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Hearing the onion girl's quick and correct answer, the lazy husky nodded: "Very good, you answered very correctly." It seems that you are indeed a member of our [Youkai from all over the world unite as a family] organization. What branch are you from?"
"I don't know. The green onion girl shook her head.
- She was thinking about whether she should pretend not to know this [Youkai from all over the world unite as a family] organization. I didn't expect to be exposed by this big dog's two sentences and one set.
"Don't you know? It's strange, how can an organization not give a branch number when recruiting new people......? Are you a newcomer recruited by the headquarters?" the husky's dog looked at him with surprise.
"I don't know, I'm just somehow being included in the organization. In the end, he was inexplicably taught by an elder who taught "Two Hundred Skills Necessary for Fairies to Survive Tenaciously". After the art was completed, I went down the mountain. The green onion lady replied.
"It seems that you may really be a disciple of the headquarters. You're here just in time today. Today, our No. 250 branch is going to organize a rare demobilization banquet, and you have caught up. Come on in. The husky had a smile on his face.
That's right, it's the magical expression of the eyes narrowed, the mouth open, and the tongue sticking outβthe smile of the husky fan.
"What is the feast of the dehuman, what is the detouce, do you want to eat...... Eat...... People?" The green onion girl was taken aback, and she couldn't speak.
When the three bear children hiding in the shadows heard this, they became vigilant -- cannibalism? If this group of monsters is a man-eating monster, then they can't let it go! They must report it to the sect and send a master to subdue the demons.
The three of them are a little bearish, but they are not stupid. It's impossible for the stupid three to rush into a monster base camp, and doing so can only add food to the monster.
"Cannibalism, what are you thinking? What is there to eat about people? Cannibalism is all the feudal superstition of the past...... In the past, some stupid goblins really thought that as long as they ate enough people, they could transform into humans as soon as possible. Do they really think that people are thousand-year-old ginseng or 10,000-year-old Ganoderma lucidum? If you eat too much, you can advance to the Five Grades Condensing Demon Pill. The husky met with a look of disdain.
There is a demonic expression -- the disdain of the husky.
When the green onion girl heard this, she breathed a sigh of relief: "That...... What do you mean by the Feast of Transformation?"
"The so-called Transformative Banquet is to give some lowly members of the Demon Clan a chance to experience the transformation into human beings. By the way, do you know the Immortal Eating Feast? It's the Monk Realm Feast of Beixue Immortal Ji.
Every time, Beixue Xianji will need a lot of ingredients before starting the feast. We, [Youkai from all over the world unite as a family] Branch 250, is one of the largest suppliers of ingredients to Besyuki. As a special reward, after paying us a large number of spirit stones, Beixue Xianji will also prepare a large-scale 'Transformative Banquet' for us every time.
The Transformative Banquet can allow the low-level demon clan to also get the experience of transforming into a human, although it is only a few hours, but it is enough for the same position with low cultivation to do a lot of things.
Moreover, the companions of the demon clan who have transformed into a human form can also make their humanoid state more beautiful and correct some conspicuous features through the 'Molten Feast'. For example, cat-like people, after finally cultivating to the five-grade realm, often subconsciously retain their ears and tails when they transform into humans. There are also many inconveniences in daily life. These characteristics can be corrected through the 'Feast of Transformation'. The husky entered scholar mode and explained to the onion.
"I see. "Onion Niang nodded--not to mention that this 'Transformative Banquet' has such a special effect, just the immortal banquet produced by 'Don't Snow Fairy Ji' is enough to make a large number of monks thirsty.
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Guoguo, poems and candles, who were hiding in the shadows, also breathed a sigh of relief: "I see. β
After a while, Guoguo waved his little fist again: "Evil way!"
"Huh?" Shi Luoli wondered.
"Cat ears are justice, removing cat ears is an evil way!" Guoguo lowered her voice and said, "No, I feel like I'm going to stop them from doing such stupid things." β
Candle: "......"
Poem: "I feel like Candle and I have to stop you from doing stupid things." β
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High in the air, Song Shuhang pinched his chin: "Actually, I feel that the cat ears and tail are also very cute." β
"But what if it's pig ears and pig tails, or even crocodile teeth, and cow hooves?" Ye Si said with a smile: "The demon clan is not only a cat, there are many types. β
Song Shuhang immediately made up for the girl with pig ears and the girl with cow hooves, and she really didn't feel so beautiful.
"That's right. Song Shuhang nodded.
Moreover, the demon clan is not all girls. If it's a man with cat ears, the picture becomes weird.
While talking...... The green onion girl has been fooled into [the world's monsters unite to become a family] [Secret Base No. 250].
After the green onion girl entered, the husky yawned and lay lazily on the ground.
Maybe after becoming a demon, as he gets older, Erha is not so active, but as the saying goes, 'the country is easy to change, but the nature is difficult to change'. Even if Erha lives for 10,000 years, it is still Erha!
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"Looks like this isn't what we're looking for. Guoguo whispered.
Poem: "Then let's withdraw and look elsewhere." β
Candle: "Senior Brother Guoguo, Senior Sister, I'm a little hungry. β
Poem: "When Candle said that, I also felt a little hungry. β
Guoguo touched his little belly, he was also hungry.
Candle: "I want to eat the 'Feast of Transformation', the legendary things made by the Snow Fairy Ji must be particularly delicious." β
Guoguo shook his head and said, "But we are not monsters, nor are we members of the [Monsters of the World United into a Family], so it is impossible to enter." β
Guoguo hadn't seen the humanoid state of the green onion girl, so she didn't know that the green-haired beauty who went in just now was Song Shuhang's green onion girl.
"Moreover, this is the base camp of the demon clan. If the three of us Terran monks mixed in, the consequences would be unimaginable. Guoguo added.
Poem: "It's a pity. β
Candle: "I'm so hungry, Senior Brother Guoguo, let's find a place to eat." β
"Let's go, let's go get something good. This time, Senior Brother Shuhang's wallet is in our hands, tens of thousands of yuan, enough for us to use it for a few days. Guoguo nodded.
With that, the three bear children drooled and resolutely turned around, preparing to leave the [All the Monsters of the World United into a Family] Branch 250.
"It's a pity, if at this time, it would be great if a senior I knew could come over and take us in to eat the 'Transformative Banquet'. Candle fantasized.
Shi Luoli said seriously: "Impossible, we don't know any of the predecessors of the demon clan. β
When Guoguo heard this, he thought about it, the predecessor of the demon clan, he knew a lot of people!
After thinking about it...... He clasped his hands together and prayed with a sincere face: "Bai senior, Bai senior, almighty Bai senior~ If you can hear my prayers, send a demon clan senior I know to take us in to eat the 'Transformative Banquet'!"
Poem: "......"
Candle: "Senior Brother Guoguo, which Buddha are you praying to? Which Bodhisattva is Senior Bai?"
Guoguo explained: "Senior Bai is a super powerful senior I know. I made several wishes to him, and they all came true. β
If possible, he really wanted to teach the two little Lori, and tell them about the various benefits of praying for the white seniors.
Just as Guoguo was speaking, suddenly, there was a crashing sound behind him.
And the roar of the car's accelerator.
and the rapid sound of a horn.
"Ahhhh There was also the scream of a woman.
Again?
Guoguo and the two little Loli turned their heads and found that in the alley where the three of them were hiding, an off-road vehicle with no brand name was drilled. At first glance, the car is specially made, and it is very powerful! The entire off-road vehicle is equipped with anti-collision protection around it.
This is simply a collision-based 'bumper car', and it is a terrifying version of the 'murderous bumper car' that kills people when it hits.
Moreover, the speed of this car is very unscientific.
At this speed, it is difficult for Guoguo and two little Loli who are only in the realm of one grade to escape.
At the critical moment, Guoguo gritted her teeth, reached out and pushed the two little loli hard, pushing them out of the track of the off-road vehicle.
The poems and candles were brought out of the 'Temple of the End of the World', so it is his responsibility to ensure their safety. At this time, let him carry the car accident alone!
After pushing away the two little loli...... The off-road vehicle was ruthlessly rolled on Guoguo's body in the next second.
Ah~Farewell, everyone~
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...... (To be continued.) )