Chapter 21: Han Qiang is busy
The toilet is relatively clean, this is the only place he is happy about, the operating room is different from other departments, there are not many people, there are fewer surgeries, or the head nurse of the operating room loves to be clean, otherwise there is no way to explain it!
Fortunately, there was a stool in the toilet, and Lin Yu just sat on it, and the voice in his head began [the system started, entered the simulated operating room, and five ectopic appendicitis surgeries].
Lin Yu only vomited blood, Wutai appendicitis, and it was still ectopic cysticitis, this pit system is to treat Lao Tzu as an expert.
I have been on the appendicitis operating table, and I can only pull the hook when I go up!
The surgery had never been done at all, let alone done on its own, let alone ectopic appendicitis.
The system actually wants to complete such a difficult operation by itself, Lin Yu is still a little nervous in his heart, if he is not nervous, he is not a normal person, and the system wants to complete this surgical simulation by himself, so he has to do it hard!
After Lin Yu came into contact, he found that the system in his mind was a little unstable, giving people the feeling that he could come and go when he wanted, and there was no room for negotiation.
Suddenly come without being surprised, and add without anger for no reason!
This sentence suddenly occurred to him.
He was thinking about the system! Suddenly, there was a flash in his mind, and he came to the operating room of the system in an instant! The whole process was exactly the same as last night, he was surrounded by illusory space, there were all kinds of surgical instruments, only the surgeon Lin Yu was alone, and the human body on the operating table was also very real!
The system prompt sounded again [Ectopic appendicitis: skin preparation-disinfection-re-disinfection-...... scratching the skin], the only thing that pleased him was that this system was a good teacher, and it was simply teaching himself by hand.
Appendicitis is a minor surgery and one of the most common surgical procedures in clinical practice, but it should never be assumed that this operation is the simplest surgery.
Appendicitis is very common, when she is also naughty, she has pit many clinicians, general surgeons, and doctors who are a little older in the clinic, and they will not despise patients with metastatic right lower quadrant pain, nor dare to take it lightly.
If you dare to despise her, she will let you get on the stage, and then you can't get off.
Slapping in the face is the norm! Losing face is the state! Shamelessness is the mentality!
You often have to rely on a senior doctor to wipe your ass!
Lin Yu is concentrating on "surgery" in the system space at the moment, this is not an ordinary appendicitis operation, but ectopic appendicitis.
He has medical perspective, so the surgical interface is very clear, and the surgical site is presented in front of his eyes like a 3D display, which is extremely clear and clear, without any dead ends.
As a result, the difficulty of the operation has decreased a lot.
There are basically eight types of ectopic appendicitis, left, right, high, etc.
The appendix that Lin Yu practiced at this time is a special one of ectopic appendicitis - retroperitoneal appendix, which is not only deep but also posterior, and suppurated.
This kind of appendix bleeds when touched!
Lin Yu was sweating profusely, and time was tight, secretly saying that this was a cheating system forcing him to tap his potential...
During the system operation, time flies quickly, half an hour is especially fast, the system simulates five appendicitis in the space, the first operation is done for at least ten minutes, and the next twenty minutes only takes twenty minutes!
This is already a god speed, Niu Cha! I am already a surgical expert, Lin Yu sighed.
When he was masturbating with himself, the prompt sound in his head sounded again [System Simulation Surgery Completed].
After the operation, Lin Yu "woke up"!
It can't be said that he woke up, it can also be said that he was awake, just now in his mind, he can still feel the environment he is in, if someone from the outside world disturbs him, he can still wake up.
This is what he speculated, half an hour later, and the snoring outside is still so chic!
There is no one to disturb Lin Yucai's "Qing Xiu" in the toilet, and the main change in the current Lin Yu compared to Lin Yu half an hour ago is that the T-shirt he is wearing is soaked.
I don't know if it's because it's hot or because I'm too nervous just now, maybe it's all because of it, he thought to himself.
One of the most important changes is that he is no longer the Lin Yu he used to be, he only went to the operating table during his internship before, appendicitis surgery or other surgeries, he at least pulled the hook!
Now he can take down appendicitis! easily get appendicitis, and he still has ectopic appendicitis, if you tell others, no one will believe it, Lin Yu himself has no personal experience, and he himself can't believe that he has such a.
Just when Lin Yu was lamenting his life, suddenly the mobile phone remembered the familiar ringtone again.
"Brother Lin, where have you been!, why haven't you seen your people!" Han Qiang's voice came from the phone.
"Is the operation done?" Lin Yu asked.
I only had half an hour before you finished the operation.
"Dude, I finished the operation ten minutes ago, and now I'm smoking two cigarettes! I'm gossiping about your school, hahaha."
Han Qiang's loud laughter came from the other end of the phone.
"Don't be fatty!You're going to die!Don't talk nonsense!" Lin Yu yelled at the phone, finding that something was wrong, and wanted to scold people, why should he scold in the toilet.
Lin Yu hung up the phone and pushed open the toilet door.
"Are you?" the guy who was snoring just now was woken up by the phone call.
The doctor wore glasses and looked at Lin Yu in confusion, and found that why did this stranger go to the toilet and yell?
He wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth.
"Oh, I'm the doctor you hired!" replied casually.
"Oh! hello!" he was about to introduce himself when the phone rang in his bag.
"Hey... Good... Prepare now!" The optician immediately replied, it turned out that the appendicitis surgery was coming.
Lin Yu didn't pay attention to him, and went straight out of the door, and found that Han Qiang and Mo Chen were smoking in the doctor's and nurse's office, making it a miasma of smoke inside.
He doesn't smoke, so he's not too interested in smoking.
Mo Chen is just a smoker, and he has to smoke all the time! On this point, the two have a big disagreement, and they quarrel from time to time over whether to smoke or not.
Han Qiang is also an old cigarette stick, at this time he was holding a white sand cigarette, smoking it deliciously, and when he saw Lin Yu coming in, he immediately took a pack of Hetianxia in his trouser pocket, took out one and handed it over.
"I don't smoke!" Lin Yu waved his hand.
Mo Chen was a little embarrassed! He smoked a pack of white sand cigarettes for a few yuan.
How do you know that the teacher in front of me is smoking a pack of 100 yuan and the world, a little embarrassed, just now I lost one to him, he also smoked it tastefully, and he asked for two cigarettes earlier.
Looking at it this way, this Teacher Han is still relatively down-to-earth.
Han Qiang saw that Lin Yu didn't take the cigarette, so he handed the cigarette to Mo Chen, and looked at Lin Yu to play with the taste: "We don't smoke, we smoke lonely!
"You're smoking lung cancer!Where is loneliness!But it's not good for you to smoke in the nurse's station!It's so unsympathetic!" Lin Yu protested to help the head nurse.
When Han Qiang saw him say this, he immediately made a mysterious gesture and said in a low voice: "Brother Lin, the head nurse of the operating room is a beauty, and she is the flower of their hospital, are you interested?"
"Huh? Hooked up so quickly? Is that the nurse just now?"
"What do you mean by hooking up! We are a medical exchange! Look at me! I'll take you to drive! I'm an old driver!" Han Qiang was talking.
The head nurse came in and waved her hand to disperse some of the cigarette.
"Head nurse! We have cooperated sincerely just now, and now we want to linger, but we can't cross the river and tear down the bridge!" Han Qiang saw her waving smoke with her hand, playing with the taste.
This guy!
Everywhere you go!
Lin Yu said secretly, when he saw a woman, he would say a few words, and he didn't care what the woman looked like?
Lin Yu saw that the head nurse at this time was no longer wearing a mask, and it was indeed a beautiful embryo, and the unique organs of women in the upper body were also in stock!
It is not easy to see whether her ass is upturned or not, and she is wearing a white coat at this time.
"Doctor Han, smoke less, I see you two guys haven't stopped smoking!" the head nurse said quietly.
"You care about me!"
"How can I have the leisure to care about you! There should be a lot of beautiful women who care about you!"
"Head nurse, I heard Mo Chen say that you are the flower of the hospital! Now that you take off your mask, you are simply as beautiful as a fairy, and none of us in Huaqing Hospital are as beautiful as you!" Han Qiang praised people and didn't need to make drafts.
In order to win the hearts of women, you directly trampled on the beauties of Huaqing Hospital!
"Ahh
...
Lin Yu only vomited blood, and the two of them actually flirted and scolded each other, and actually treated me and Mo Chen as air.
If you drive casually, you will overturn, and you don't want people to live!
This is a sprinkle of dog food without any scruples.
At this point, the door of the operating room is pushed open!
"Pick up the patient!" a loud voice pierced through the air.
"Director Ma is here, appendicitis surgery! Doctor Han, you guys rest first! There's water over there, Doctor Mo, you are responsible for taking care of the two experts!" the head nurse immediately ran out after speaking.
"Tut-tut, Dr. Mo, I didn't expect your hospital to have such a superb product!" Han Qiang looked at the back of the head nurse and sighed.
"The head nurse does have a taste! I haven't even had time to see it! It's noon today, and they talked about it during dinner!" Mo Chen was a little embarrassed.
"Mo Chen, don't listen to Han Qiang's blind beep! He sees one and loves another, as long as it is a female, he is interested, such as cats, dogs, or something!"
"Hey, don't be jealous, I'll speak ill of me!" Han Qiang immediately retorted.
"That's it!" Mo Chen also aimed the gun at Lin Yu.
"Hey, two experts! I'm sorry, I'm so embarrassed today!" said a bearded doctor, in a loud voice.
Han Qiang and Lin Yu immediately got up.
Mo Chen immediately introduced: "Director Ma, this is Teacher Han of Huaqing Hospital, Senior Brother Lin!"
After speaking, he looked at Director Ma and said, "This is our Director Ma of the Department of General Surgery!"
"Oh, Director Han, Director Lin has worked hard, this is a hot day! Sit down, don't stand!" After he finished speaking, he dragged a stool and sat on the opposite side.
"Mo Chen! I'm going to criticize you in front of your senior brother! When the expert comes, you don't call me out! I don't even know, I'm really embarrassed!" Director Ma said with a straight face.
"It's... The patient was in too much of a hurry just now, and I saw that the teacher was coming, so I sent it to the operating room first!" Mo Chen explained.