Chapter 0166: Xianliu is so bad, I'm sad
It's okay not to mention it, when it comes to what happened these days, Xiao Sumei can't stop crying. Qi Feng scratched his head and didn't know what to do, although he looked very cute, but it still seemed a little unreasonable to look like he was doing it, but ...... How can you comfort this little girl......
"Don't cry, don't cry, I'll take you to the playground tomorrow~" Qi Feng held back for a long time before he came up with this, but this trick that can generally attract bear children has no effect at all, and he realized that Xiao Su Mei didn't know what a playground was.
"By the way, why don't I help you find those two bad guys and ...... them Uh, no, repairing the man inside will be considered revenge for you, what do you think?"
The two villains who bullied little Lori, who else could there be, Lin Xiaoyao and Lin Yueru. Fortunately, this time it just smashed Xiao Su Mei's home...... Or rather......
cough, repairs can only be biased Li Xiaoyao, who made you the protagonist, the sky is a big responsibility, and the cause of this matter also depends on you, if it weren't for you, Zhao Ling'er wouldn't be pregnant, she wouldn't have transformed, she wouldn't have run away, and she wouldn't have smashed Xiao Su Mei's family, this section has nothing to do with Lin Yueru, and besides, if a beautiful woman has privileges, I will annoy handsome guys, especially those who are more handsome than me...... cough, the main thing is that if Lin Yue has her daughter's slave's father on the side, Qi Feng has a little idea, and it is estimated that he will be cut into ten and eight sections by the Lin family......
However, the little fox was clearly not interested in this plan...... Keep crying... ☆ Cheng He, still reading in his mouth: "...... Mei'er misses Sister Xiaohong...... The ribs she makes are the best...... And the chicken soup made by Sister Xiaocui......"
Qi Feng patted his head, and hurriedly took out the small tube of mm chocolate beans just now-sugar can calm the spirit, and dopamine can make the mood happy-this is a science occupational disease, anyway...... Teasing a child with chocolate should be much more useful than making a wish to take her to the main character of the game......
Sure enough, this trick is still good. The little fox stuffed the chocolate chips into his mouth with tears in his eyes, and then the sobbing stopped. His gaze began to drift to the small tube in Qi Feng's hand...... Therefore, in the face of little Lori, it is very important to have sugar in your pocket, you can see that Su Meizi died so well just now......
Qi Feng hurriedly returned the entire small tube to her, but Xiao Su Mei poured a few grains from it and stuffed the tube, and carefully stuffed it into her small pocket. “…… Not...... This is delicious...... Save it and eat it slowly,...... and then looked up: "Is there any more of that little crunchy just now...... Su Mei hasn't eaten yet......"
"Poof...... "It's okay if it's a dog just now." Let a little Lori lie there to eat dog food, Qi Feng felt that his conscience seemed to be unable to withstand such a big impact-type test...... And all the dog food should be thrown away immediately, I hope Xiao Sumei can forget this black history before she realizes that something is wrong......
Qi Feng patted Little Lori's head: "Ah...... That one...... Forget it, I'll cook for you. You can eat that chocolate first, there are a lot of that stuff in the supermarket, and you will come back with a sack another day, so you don't have to save ......."
As a fox demon, it shouldn't be a problem to eat more chocolate, right? It's not an ordinary bear child, can the fox demon still have tooth decay? Hmm...... Will it be? No? uh. In fact, Qi Feng couldn't be sure...... Let's eat it first......
The five poisonous beasts also flew in, and this guy seemed to have hid on the third floor just now...... The Five Poisonous Beasts were originally immortal beasts that liked to get close to humans, but recently they were almost made into toad food, so they finally had some more eyes.
Xiao Su Mei was very good with the Five Poisonous Beasts, and when she saw it come in, she immediately held up a chocolate and handed it over, and the Five Poisonous Beasts took it and stuffed it into her mouth. Qi Feng found that if the Five Poisonous Beasts didn't eat, you wouldn't be able to tell that it had a mouth at all. On the whole head, except for the two big watery eyes that can only occupy half of the face, there is only the dull hair on the head door......
The little five poisonous beasts chewed milk chocolate in their mouths, and their brows were furrowed. Flying in circles, trying hard to determine whether this thing tastes good or not...... Qi Feng guessed that it looked very happy when it took the pill, and then took the dog biscuit and took a bite and ate it all away, and now this should be struggling with how to position this strange taste......
"Uh, by the way, do you get shaped......? Becoming human...... Will it?" Qi Feng looked at the little five poisonous beasts and suddenly realized this problem. But I have to ask first, in case it suddenly comes to you like a little fox, I don't know how much trouble it can make...... Qi Feng remembered that among the five poisonous beasts he knew, the jacaranda and Wang Pengxu could change into human shapes, the jacaranda looked like a little girl, and the Wang sister still had wings and buzzed around all day long after the change......
The Little Five Poisonous Beasts shook their heads when they heard this. Several chirps...... It seems that it can't transform, of course, what it said Qi Feng didn't understand at all...... That's about it.
Su Mei stuffed chocolate in her mouth and translated it with a whining: "It said that it has only been practicing for more than thirty years, and it will have to practice for another twenty or thirty years before it can learn to become a human...... Haha, that's stupid...... Mei'er will be there in the morning. ”
Qi Feng turned his head and looked at the Five Poisonous Beasts, and always felt that this was a little guy, who was actually older than himself...... However, it seems that the five poisonous beasts that can't change into humans are all young beasts...... "Hey, Su Mei, how old are you?"
Su Mei looked up proudly: "Mei'er will be ten years old soon~!" cough, for some reason, the little fox's human form looks like five or six years old at most...... Well, maybe it's because humans have been precocious lately.
Qi Feng scratched his face and felt that something was wrong: "This, you are only nine years old, it is so easy to become a human? I see that Bai Suzhen has been cultivating from a snake for hundreds of years before she can become a human...... The five poisonous beasts are immortal beasts, it's not strange to be faster, you're too fast, right?"
The little fox shook his head: "Of course, it is slow to cultivate directly from beasts, but my father and mother were born after cultivating into human bodies, so I will be ...... when I am born How come you don't even know this. ”
Qi Feng nodded, oh, it turns out that there is still this kind of setting...... The world of Xianxia really still knows too little. Also, the White Lady and Xu Xian have a descendant, and they are also individuals rather than eggs...... I see!
Qi Feng clapped his hands: "Come, follow me to the kitchen, let's make dinner!"
Su Mei kept muttering that she was hungry, so Qi Feng didn't toss anything complicated, and cooked three bowls of instant noodles with steak...... To say that the house is really good, all kinds of equipment are complete, and even a special barbecue grill is available, and rich people will enjoy it.
One person, two beasts, or two people and one beast, lie on the table with the cut steak and suck the Laotan sauerkraut noodles...... Qi Feng took a sip of the noodle soup full of additives and monosodium glutamate, and breathed a long sigh of relief. People are so strange, they eat too much pollution-free food in Qunxia and Fairy Sword, and they actually miss the taste of this junk food......
Look at the two small ones, Su Mei eats the most happily, chocolate beans with beef and sauerkraut noodles are stuffed into her mouth, and the little face is like a squirrel with full food. The five poisonous beasts are on the edge of the bowl that is half as high as itself, and the fork on the little short hand is like a long weapon, scooping noodles in the bowl, picking one up and biting it to one end with its mouth, and then slowly sucking it, it is more interested in instant noodles than chocolate, but it does not eat meat. Qi Feng thought about it, took a box of purple jade paste from the inventory that was about to run out and placed it on the side of the instant noodles, and the five poisonous beasts were happy to jump on the table when they saw it, and then used the jade paste to make noodles...... This little guy, the medicine can't be stopped......
Qi Feng looked at the little five poisonous beasts on the left, and then at the little Su Mei on the right...... The weird way of eating these two little guys...... made Qi Feng feel less hungry all of a sudden......
While eating, Qi Feng chatted with Xiao Su Mei about her. The little vixen didn't say a word while chewing his head, and Qi Feng finally asked something to understand. For example, Su Mei was so hungry that she ran out of the house to find food, because she had no experience of foraging for food by herself since she was a child, so she just ran blindly. Originally, it was not difficult for her to hit a rabbit or pheasant with thunder and lightning, but she was so hungry that she couldn't even shoot an electric spark, and then the house leak happened to rain overnight, and she was dizzy and stepped on the trap...... Hungry, tired and painful, he couldn't even maintain his human form, and he was restored to the appearance of a little fox, and was finally picked up by Qi Feng. …… So the sudden transformation just now was because I ate some steamed bun stuffing in the morning, came back and nibbled on a plate of dog food, and finally recovered some strength and automatically deformed...... In fact, for a goblin like Su Mei, the human form is the usual form...... In fact, if she wasn't too hungry, although Su Mei was just a little fox demon, she wouldn't be stumped by a trap......
As soon as they threw their things into the kitchen after eating, the two little ones flew to the sofa in the living room, skillfully turned on the remote control and began to watch TV...... Qi Feng had to sigh that the children's world view is different, maybe in their eyes, the original world is a playground full of all kinds of novelties, so the changes through the millennium actually don't feel anything in their eyes, at most they have changed from one playground to another, they easily know and accept the TV that can see all kinds of pictures, the air conditioner that will blow out the warm air, and the stove that will have fire when you twist it......
"Okay, you guys watch first, and when it's too late, I'll go upstairs and sleep by myself, and I'll go out and do something...... Be obedient at home, well, don't burn the house......" Qi Feng told while wondering if he should buy an accident insurance for this good lady's house...... The bear children raised at home are not ordinary.
“…… Mei'er also wants chocolates...... "The little fox is just such a request, it seems that more than a year of solitary housekeeping experience has made her not very clingy. The five poisonous beasts knew how to read minds, and it seemed that they had seen through Qi Feng's worries, so they flew in front of Qi Feng and tapped their heads up and down a few times.
"In terms of age, you are older, take a good look at your sister......" Qi Feng was still quite relieved about the little five poisonous beasts, waved his hand and pushed the door back to the Yangzhou Hotel...... I want to give the fortune teller the end money. Hmm, you said you didn't have an agreed time, but they were fortune tellers...... (To be continued......)
ps: Fairy Sword Six is listed, and there are a flood of bad reviews,
As one of the first batch of Sword Fairy players twenty years ago, I am very sad,
I can't write a word when I'm sad, and then it's dragged on until now,
I don't know what to do......