She actually agreed, and Zhang Xiao was a little unexpected.

Zhang Xiao began to look forward to what would happen next? What was the name of the man who came on a blind date? Oh, Zhang Xiao suddenly remembered. Wesso diving. The name...... Laughed.

He's a little bit on the low IQ?

Everything will not be known until a little bit of video.

Zhang Xiao looked at the phone screen, why didn't Shen Tian open the video yet? So he sent her a WeChat message: "Is the man here?" Remember to open the video for me immediately when he comes! I charged you 500 phone bills. ”

Shen Tian: "You don't need to charge me with money, you are so polite." Okay, I'll drive it right away when he comes. It may take a few minutes, though. ”

Shen Tian snickered, this stupid hat actually charged me with a phone bill! Her heart was beating so fast, firstly, because she was sure that Zhang Xiao liked herself very much, and secondly, she was about to meet the son of the nouveau riche, and this was her first blind date.

Wei Suoqian finally came to the second floor of Shen Tian's house, in front of Shen Tian's boudoir under the guidance of the matchmaker. The matchmaker knocked on the door: "Tiantian, Suo Qian is here, open the door." Look at what a handsome person I'm going to introduce you!"

Shen Tian had turned on the video on his mobile phone and quietly hid in a relatively hidden place, and the camera ensured that it could shine on the entire room.

Zhang Xiao on the barren mountain suddenly saw a picture appear on the mobile phone screen. The first thing I saw was her back, the dark blue sweatpants she was wearing, her hips and legs were very sexy, and Zhang Xiao's eyes really wanted to fly over thousands of mountains and rivers to see her.

It's no wonder, it's not sexy for ordinary women to wear loose sweatpants, but Shen Tian is an exception!

Shen Tian opened the door: "Please come in!"

Zhang Xiao held his mobile phone, and Wei Suo appeared in the dark. I have a big groove, this looks too individual, and the smiling brother who took a photo with the waist of the goddess sculpture looks similar, and his eyes are blurred when he laughs. This obscene temperament universe is unparalleled!

Zhang Xiao was immediately amused. You're paralyzed, this, this is funnier than that hip-hop Zhao Si. Why didn't this guy become a comedian? What a loss of talent!

Matchmaker: "You talk about Tiantian, I'll go to the first floor first." ”

"Oh. Shen Tian's language style is still very concise. If you can express it in one word, you will never use two words.

Wesso smiled and entered the house. Then suddenly there was a sneez, and the snot hung two lines......

Zhang Xiao saw that the snot hung from the nostrils to the chin, which was called a neat and orderly formation.

Shen Tian was a little embarrassed and hurriedly went to find tissues. Where did Nima's tissues go? The more critical the moment, the more you can't find them!

Wei Suo's voice is a little silly, which makes people feel that their intelligence is really not high: "Which country's incense powder do you use? ”

Shen Tian finally found a tissue and handed it to him: "I didn't use powder, I made the perfume, what's the matter, you are allergic to the smell of this perfume?"

Wei Suoqian: "Well, I think it's a little. Then wipe the snot clean. Then I sat down.

Shen Tian sat on a precarious seat, and then crossed his legs, deliberately revealing a little coquettishness: "You came to go on a blind date with me to see how I looked?" This was deliberately shown to Zhang Xiao to make him jealous. Women are like that, sometimes there are a lot of small wrists.

Zhang Xiao looked at it, this leg is even sexier! Why is she so mysterious? Want me to be jealous? How is it possible!

Wei Suo sneered, and a few spittle stars came out: "It's beautiful, just, just, it's just that the smell on the body is too big!"

Shen Tian pouted, that look, you won't praise me for smelling good if you're paralyzed, why can't you speak so much?!"Why do you stammer?Can you talk well?" Shen Tian frowned slightly.

Wei Suoqian: "I—I'm like this. ”

Shen Tian: "Have you ever measured your intelligence with the Merriam-Webster Intelligence Chart?"

Wei Suoqian's face was blank, and his smiling face was gone: "No." "Why, look down on my IQ? Tell you, my intelligence is not lower than yours.

Shen Tian thought for a while: "Then I'll give you a few intelligence test questions, how about it? First, to ease the atmosphere, and second, to exercise your brain." ”

Wei Suo's eyes were deep, and there were at least a thousand grass and mud horses in his heart. But he surprisingly didn't break out: "Say it." What puzzle?"

Shen Tian: "If one day, you have a hair on your buttocks, will you go to the doctor?"

Wei Suoqian's face was serious, and he spoke quickly and a little angrily: "My ass is smoother than yours, how can I grow hair!?"

Shen Tian: "I said just in case." This is an intelligence question, not true. ”

Wei Suoqian: "If I grow hair, I'll be done." I went to the doctor for this long hair, and the doctor didn't say that I was sick!"

Shen Tian smiled, "It's okay, your IQ is not too low, why do you feel a little stupid." I'll give you one more. "One day, a weasel gave you a New Year's greeting, what should you do?"

Wei Suo was furious, but his voice was still silly: "Why, why do you give me a New Year's greeting? I'm not a chicken! You, you, you, you're so boring. Then he got up and went out and went downstairs.

The matchmaker and Lao Puying saw what was wrong?

The matchmaker hurriedly asked, "What's the matter?" Did you quarrel with Tiantian?"

Wei Suoqian: "Who did you introduce to me? Don't say anything about the pungent smell on your body, and give me intelligence questions! Look down on my IQ, what's the matter? My dad is so rich, it's okay if my IQ is zero, right?"

Lao Puying didn't know what to say, and the matchmaker hurriedly smiled: "Yes, yes." We're not bad at sneaking in. You say that Tiantian smells, that's perfume, girls have it......!

Wei Suoqian: "The main thing is that there is too much spraying, forget it!

The matchmaker hurriedly chased after her: "I'm sorry, this can't work, I'll introduce you to another one, there is a ...... in the west of this village."

Lao Puying went upstairs: "Why are you sweet, you dare to offend the son of the nouveau riche!?"

Shen Tian: "Why don't you dare? Just a fool, when you enter the door, you sneeze, and I feel disgusted at first sight!"

Lao Puying: "Then you can't come up with intelligence questions." This hurts someone's self-esteem. Everyone has self-esteem, and people with low intelligence are no exception. You kid, you're too ignorant. ”

Shen Tian: "How do I know that he is so stingy, and he is angry when he makes a joke." I thought he would always be very measured with a giggle, but who knows......" is a little displeased.

Lao Puying: "Forget it, this is the first blind date with no experience, let's not take an example! The next time the boy comes, you don't want to be a moth! lest you offend others again!"

"Well, I see, you go get busy. Then he drove her away.

Lao Puying: "Also, don't wear too much perfume on your body." Lack is more than enough, and some men don't like to smell this thing. There are always people with nasal allergies. ”

"Oooh. I don't spray much of this. "The heart said that Zhang Xiao likes it very much, why doesn't this fool like it?

Lao Puying didn't say anything more, went out, and went downstairs.

At this time, the old man who picked up dung walked outside the courtyard wall of Shen Tian's house: "Where is there anyone who drinks wine, the sad sweet and sweet husband who ushered in a blind date today is said to be a nouveau riche." The youngest son of the nouveau riche, when he saw Tian Tian, he was in a daze and wanted to arch this good cabbage, but Tian Tian didn't let him ......"

When Shen Tian heard this, he immediately went out and scolded the old man outside: "Get out of your horse Gobi! What are you singing!?"

The old man who picked up dung: "Why are you scolding people again, bear child! Where is your virtue of respecting the old and loving the young? How did the teacher educate you?!"

Shen Tian: "People like you also deserve respect?"

Old man picking up dung: "Of course it's worth it." This is a society where everyone is equal. You can't disrespect me just because I'm arrogant!"

Shen Tian couldn't cry or laugh: "Please, you're not arrogant, it's indecent!"

Old man picking up dung: "Where am I nasty?" I'm just singing!" Continue to sing: "Where is there anyone drinking, Shen Tian wants to lift the hijab, I said I can hug you, and then drink a little wine with you......"

"You Malegobi!" Shen Tian smashed a brick and a half.

The old man hurriedly dodged, but was not hit: "What did you do with the bear child? You will kill people if you throw bricks like this! That is illegal! You are not afraid of being punished by the law?"

Shen Tian: "No one cares if someone like you dies! I'm in legitimate defense, people like you deserve to die!"

The old man smiled: "Damn it, damn it, and damn it." How much do you hate me?"

Shen Tian glared at him and didn't say anything more.

The old man continued to pick up dung, singing as he walked: "Where is there anyone who drinks wine, Tiantian is a little gentle, but she is too spicy, when will she sleep until she ......"

Shen Tianqi's chest rose and fell again. But she is also helpless, such a shameless old guy, she can't kill him.

Shen Tian returned to the room and felt that it was too hot to wear sweatpants, so she picked up a miniskirt......

Zhang Xiao in the barren mountain held her mobile phone and! Shen Tian is going to change her pants? She forgot that she didn't turn off the video......