Chapter 83: Dialogue between the Fake Master, Lu Zimeng and the Sleeping Bear
But Zhang Xiao kept his senses! Don't do what you shouldn't do! But you must be a good citizen!
Suddenly, Lu Zimeng sat up from the bed, and Zhang Xiao was so frightened that he hurriedly hid. How can this girl react so quickly! It's like a surprise attack every time.
Lu Zimeng came to the living room, sat on the sofa, and glanced out the window, it was still drizzling. She picked up her phone, put on headphones, and surfed the Internet while listening to songs.
Zhang Xiao, who was hiding behind the sofa, quietly revealed a third of his head, just like a turtle slowly showing its head, and came out gently without any sound.
Lu Zimeng would never have thought that a third of the mysterious heads were exposed behind her at this moment.
Zhang Xiao looked at it, ah, one foot was raised and hung on his knee, very chivalrous.
The hair is still soft.
Zhang Xiao can see that her soul is composed of female men and ladies, soft and strong!
Zhang Xiao likes her temperament so much. Then Zhang Xiao's head quietly approached her hair, and the fragrance suddenly became more obvious!
But he was only like this for a few seconds, and quickly squatted down.
At this time, Lu Zimeng immediately stood up, stretched, and then looked around.
Zhang Xiao's heart was beating so fast, fortunately he only smelled her hair for a few seconds, otherwise she would have been discovered if she smelled it for a second longer.
Lu Zimeng put down the headphones in her hand, then unplugged the earphones and went out quickly......
What did she do? Now is a good opportunity for her WeChat. So I quickly picked up her phone...... It turns out that her WeChat nickname is so interesting......
Zhang Xiao used his mobile phone to apply for friends.
Where should she hide now? Behind the sofa is not good, it is too dangerous, she can find it if she looks at it casually!
So Zhang Xiao looked at all the rooms. Knowing oneself and knowing that the other is invincible in a hundred battles, this is what is said in the book of war, and it is also said in the book of war that it is very important to check the terrain!
Soon, several rooms were looked through. That utility room should be the safest, but Zhang Xiao felt that it would be more emotional to stay in Lu Zimeng's room!
So I went to the Luzi Meng Boudoir Room, the air here is really good! The charming fragrance of the girl fills the whole room.
She also has a sleeping bear. Zhang Xiao picked up the medium-sized sleeping bear on the bed and smelled it, it smelled good! Look at its appearance, it looks quite similar to himself. It looks like he is in line with Lu Zimeng's aesthetics. The odds of becoming her boyfriend have increased greatly! Zhang Xiao is so happy.
Gently put the bear back in its place, so that she could not see that the room had been turned over......!
Look at a girl's magazine, on which she wrote a few words. Ah, okay, this word is quite artistic, both strong and soft, as if she is sonorous and soft!
At this time, Zhang Xiao suddenly heard footsteps. It's her back!
Lu Zimeng picked up her mobile phone and sat on the sofa, who is this? Who added me to WeChat. So it passed: "Who?"
Zhang Xiao's mobile phone vibrated and listened: "Who?"
How to reply? text, otherwise if the voice is spoken, I'm afraid she will hear it. After all, the living room is so close to this room.
Zhang Xiao was a little nervous, after all, she was too close to her, and the risk of being discovered was quite high!
Lu Zimeng saw that it was a text reply, and felt a little weird, generally everyone replied with voice, and rarely would text chat: Hello, I am a master of constellations, congratulations on getting the opportunity to see constellations for free.
Lu Zimeng looked at it and muttered: "Ah, I'm a master, Constellation Master?"
At this time, Lu Zimeng received another text: I want to lie to people that I am a dog.
Lu Zimeng muttered: "Groove, I actually suspect him, he knows it." ”
At this time, I received another one: That's it, I know you're a beautiful girl. And know how your peach blossom luck is.
Lu Zimeng: "Oh, do you still know my peach blossom luck?" immediately look at the location of this 'constellation master', "Paralyzed, the location is hidden!"
Zhang Xiao, who was hiding in the room, rolled his eyes, of course I have to hide the location, otherwise you will know that I am chatting with you in your boudoir, so it will be okay?!
Lu Zimeng's voice sent Zhang Xiao: "Hey, constellation master, tell me what my peach blossoms are like today? Will you meet peach blossoms?"
Text sent by Zhang Xiao: Yes. You might go shopping today and meet a mysterious man in the store.
"Oh! That's so accurate!" Lu Zimeng was startled, she was surprised. How did he figure it out?
Zhang Xiao who is hiding: That's it, I'm a god, better than Zhuge Liang, better than Liu Bowen, and better than Guiguzi, can I not be allowed?
Lu Zimeng muttered: "The mysterious man in the store is the one who wears a mask, it must be ...... It seems that this master of the constellation is not like a liar!"
Of course I'm not a liar anymore, to be exact, I'm a big liar! can win such a beautiful girl's worship, can he not be scared!
Lu Zimeng's voice: "Then what do you say, what kind of mysterious man is it? Does he like me?"
Received the text: The mysterious man wears a mask, but he likes you. Be fascinated by the way you walk.
Lu Zimeng's voice: "What? What ......do I mean by my walking posture?"
Text: It's that you walk beautifully.
Lu Zimeng smiled and muttered, "Do I look good when I walk?"
The Nobel Committee should award you a prize for the most beautiful walk!
Lu Zimeng spoke again: "To what extent does that person like me?
, girl, still lovesick, do you want me to die!?Don't you know that Zhang Yutang on the legend of the New White Lady almost died because of Xiaoqing's lovesickness?
Zhang Xiaowen replied: I think it should be.
The road posture is smiling and trembling, beautiful and invincible......
Zhang Xiao showed half of his eyes and looked at the beautiful girl who was committing a nymphomaniac on the sofa in the living room, God, this is absolutely amazing!
There's nothing about her from head to toe that isn't good-looking!
Of course, Lu Zimeng wouldn't have known that there was a sneaky guy peeking at her figure, otherwise she would definitely be so shy that she would be red-faced.
At this time, someone called at the door. When Zhang Xiao heard it, it was a familiar female voice. Who is it?
The girl came in, and Zhang Xiao found out that it was her, this ghost was clever and scared Shen Tian with a hood before!
Although this girl is also a beauty, she is not as good as Lu Zimeng.
The two girls chatted happily, and it took a while for the girl to receive a call from home to go back.
At this time, the light rain continued, and only Lu Zimeng and Zhang Xiao were left at home.
Lu Zimeng got up from the sofa, Zhang Xiao hurriedly hid under the bed, his heart was beating so fast!
Lu Zimeng kicked his sneakers, then lay down and hugged the sleeping bear, and talked to the bear: "Hey, you know what? Today I met a boy wearing a mask in a clothing store, his eyes are exactly the same as yours, is he you?" and kissed the plush toy.
Zhang Xiao at the bottom of the bed heard this, and kissed me without my permission......
Zhang Xiao didn't dare to look more, just glanced at it, and then hid back. Be careful to sail the ship of ten thousand years!
Lu Zimeng hugged the little bear: "Hey, I said why are you so timid, you knew to look at me at the time, and you didn't ask me for a mobile phone and WeChat, if you ask, I might give it!"
Your dad was by your side at the time, and he looked like a boxer, if he punched me......
Lu Zimeng continued: "I don't know where you are now? I really miss you a little bit......
I'm under your bed, I don't dare to go out, I'm afraid I'll scare you!
Lu Zimeng: "It looks like you're quite young, and you don't have a girlfriend yet, right?"
I have a wife! But my wife is too paralyzed and cold to sleep, can you be my little wife?
Lu Zimeng let go of the bear, then sat up, got out of bed, and quickly put on his sneakers.
Lu Zimeng went to the living room to drink milk. Then watch TV.
Zhang Xiao at the bottom of the bed finally breathed a sigh of relief, and then came out cautiously and hid behind the door, which is also a favorable terrain.
At this time, the singing voice of the old man who picked up dung came: "Where is anyone drinking, my car has no gas, but the trachea is broken, what do you say this can do......?"
The old man who was picking up dung shouted: "Hey, Zimeng! Zimeng is not at home? I use your trachea! My car is out of gas!
"What is Nima's mess called!" Lu Zimeng scolded and went out angrily, "What is the old man called?"
This old man who picks up dung is a bachelor, and he is crazy and unobtrusive, so no one respects him, not even a girl.
Respect for the old and love for the young, with him, is exempt.
Old man picking up dung: "I use the lower trachea!"
"Nope. "Actually, there is, Lu Zimeng just doesn't want to pay attention to him.
"Why are you so stingy?" frowned.
Seeing that he was pitiful, Lu Zimeng said: "In the box behind the gate, take it yourself!"
"Oh, thanks. "The old man who picked up the dung went to get the trachea.
Zhang Xiao quietly came out of the room, went to the living room, and saw a glass of milk, so he took it up, took a sip, and took another sip, so delicious!
Zhang Xiao looked out the window, not good! So he quickly put down the cup and hid back to Lu Zimeng's bedroom.
Lu Zimeng entered the house, and then sat down. Picked up the milk cup and frowned: "Why is half a cup missing?"
Zhang Xiao in the bedroom was shocked! It's broken, he shouldn't have drunk so much.