Chapter 152: Stupid Humans (Part II)

"Clams?" Chen Sanke was stuck to his tongue, and turned his head to look at Chen Yu with difficulty: "Hiccup, huh?"

"Smack. ”

Chen Yu slapped it on his face, and he didn't know where to start vomiting with hundreds of millions of grooves in his chest. Mobile:

Chen Yike: "Brother, the third child is glued." ”

"I saw it. ”

"What should I do?"

"What should I do if I go up and help!"

Running forward angrily, Chen Yu wanted to say dirty words to Chen Sanke, but seeing the villain sticking out his tongue and looking pitiful, he couldn't scold: "You...... Are you alright?"

"Uh-huh! It's fine. Chen Sanke waved his hand indifferently: "It's enough that the snake's head is provoked." It's the tongue that's sticky. ”

Chen Yu: "......"

"Let's go with your shoes. Go to school. ”

"What should I do?" Chen Yike stomped his feet anxiously: "I'll go buy water and pour it on!"

"You're going to have to get hot water. ”

"I'll help her drag!" Chen Erke proposed with great interest.

Chen Yu yelled: "You obviously want to take revenge!"

Chen Sanke: "Puff slash and door." You can't lick the iron gate. ”

"What did she say?"

Chen Erke raised his hand: "She seems to let us drag her." ”

"Er, go farther!

"Okay. Chen Erke walked away dejectedly, halfway through, unwilling: "Are you sure you don't want to try?"

"Let's go!"

At this time, two female kindergarten teachers rushed over, one holding a pot of water in his hand, and said to Chen Yu: "You get out of the way a little, I'll pour hot water on it." ”

"Is the water hot?" Chen Yu frowned: "Don't burn my sister." ”

"No, it's cold water, it's lukewarm, we have experience, you get out of the way. ”

"Then please. Chen Yu pulled Chen Yike back a few steps and asked, "You said you have experience, is it that many children lick iron?"

Hearing this, a female kindergarten teacher glared at Chen Yu: "Did you tell her that you can't lick iron?"

"yes. ”

"You can't drink children say this!" The female kindergarten teacher said angrily: "If you don't remind you, who would think of licking iron?!"

Chen Yu: "......"

"There are several of them every year. It's all parents who are worried about it. ”

"Well, my bad. Chen Yu couldn't cry or laugh: "Don't say it again." ”

Chen Sanke blinked his eyes and repeated, "Puff slash and door." Can't lick the iron door"

"Don't worry, Sanke. The female kindergarten teacher thought that Chen Sanke was afraid, and hurriedly comforted: "Now I will water you, it's not hot, don't move." ”

Chen Sanke: "Well, do you want to lick it?"

"Don't be afraid. The female kindergarten teacher gently stroked Chen Sanke's head with her left hand, raised the thermos cup with her right hand, and gently watered it on her little pink tongue.

"Boom la la ......"

The warm water dripped on the junction between the tongue and the iron sheet, and Chen Sanke felt very comfortable.

"Root clam barbarism. It was so much fun."

The female kindergarten teacher prepared two glasses of water, but because the area where Chen Sanke's tongue and the iron wall were in contact with the iron wall was small, it only took one cup of water to thaw his tongue.

"Okay! Sanke is so good!"

The female kindergarten teacher breathed a sigh of relief and stroked Chen Sanke's fluffy little head: "Go back and reward you with a little red flower." ”

Chen Sanke stretched out his little tongue: "If you lick the iron, you will have a little... Little safflower?"

Chen Yike: "......"

Two Female Kindergarten Teachers: "......"

"Hahaha!" Chen Yu was very happy: "This brain circuit, follow me." ”

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Chen Sanke opened his mouth, as if tasting the taste: "This is the taste of iron." ”

Female Kindergarten Teacher: "You smell of blood......"

"Oh. Chen Sanke nodded ignorantly.

"Alright, don't lick it next time. Go to school and listen to the teacher. Chen Yu patted Chen Sanke on the shoulder, then faced the two kindergarten teachers and bowed politely: "Thank you, teacher." ”

"It's okay, we're used to it. The female kindergarten teacher waved her hand: "Don't tell the children some strange things in the future." They are not willpowered, and they are prone to danger. ”

"Got it. Goodbye, teacher. ”

"Goodbye. The female kindergarten teacher nodded, and then took Chen Sanke's hand: "Let's go, let's go into the house, it's too cold outside." ”

"Let's go, too. ”

Chen Yu turned around and took Chen Yike and walked a few steps, and suddenly felt that the footsteps were a little sparse: "Huh, where is the second child?"

"Second brother?" Chen Yike was stunned.

"Damn!

Chen Yu immediately reacted, turned around suddenly, and his face immediately turned black to the bottom of carbon.

Seeing Chen Erke, he unexpectedly stuck his tongue to the iron door......

“......”

“...... Are you so stupid?!" Chen Yu roared: "The third child has just finished!You don't know the lesson?!"

"Clam!" Chen Erke calmly slurred: "Hiccup, tell Rao Sangang to provoke the rope." I know what the third child just said. ”

Chen Yu: "......"

"Click, puff, slash, and door. She said she couldn't lick the iron door."

"What the hell are you talking about?" Chen Yu stepped forward, wanting to slap Chen Erke to death.

"The cloth is hard, and they feel. You don't have to worry about it," Chen Erke said with a sharp look in his eyes: "It's like a three-fold forehead." Let the third child drag me"

"Alas. ”

With a deep sigh, Chen Yu walked into the gate of the kindergarten and shouted to the two kindergarten teachers who were walking away: "Teacher, can you come back again?"

Two Female Kindergarten Teachers: "???"

"I have another sister who is glued. ”

Female Kindergarten Teacher: "......"

"Request for support, don't you still have a glass of water?"

The two female kindergarten teachers glanced at each other, not knowing what to say.

told Chen Sanke to go back to class by himself, and the two hurriedly walked back, and when they saw the miserable Chen Erke, he hurriedly stepped forward, unscrewed the cap of the bottle, and poured warm water on his tongue.

Chen Erke: "Let the third child drag me!"

"I'm sorry for the trouble. Chen Yu nodded awkwardly: "My two younger sisters are mentally retarded." ”

Chen Erke: "Sample around the three slaughters!"

Chen Yike next to him scratched his head in pain: "What's there to lick here......?"

After the words fell, she looked at the iron door, blinked her eyes, fell into a half-minute entanglement, and then, couldn't help but tentatively stick out her tongue......

This scene happened to be seen by Chen Yu, who turned his head......

"Okay. Chen Yu covered his face with his hands: "Actually, my three younger sisters are all mentally retarded. ”

......

At the same time, Chen Sanke ran back to the classroom panting, looked at the dozens of friends in the room, and clapped his hands excitedly.

"Bang Bang!"

After attracting the attention of all the children, she gestured and said, "Tell you, don't lick the iron door!"

"Why?" a little boy wiped his nose.

"Because... Once you lick it, your tongue will be caught. Chen Sanke's clumsy explanation.

"Wow!"

"It's amazing. ”

"Really?"

"Why?"

The children's eyes lit up, and then they hurried out of the classroom one by one......

......

"What a disaster......

Thirty minutes later, Chen Yu walked into the campus of No. 6 Middle School, recalling the two female kindergarten teachers crying, and his heart palpitated.

"What the hell is there to lick here??!"

Chen Yu cursed all the way until he saw the iron railing on the window on the first floor of the teaching building......

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