Chapter 306: The Victim Has Been Replaced
"It's too much!"
A chubby figure grumbled as he walked.
"As the master, I don't have any vigilance at all, what if the bad guys come!"
"Senior brother!"
Peng Peng stood up in surprise and stepped forward to greet him: "Why are you here?" ”
Chen Chichi walked into the courtyard with six relatives without recognizing: "If I don't say anything, you won't be able to find out, ahhahahaha!"
"You're scaring my sister. Zhou Xiao didn't give him face: "He looks too fierce." ”
"Uh..."Chi Chi was a little embarrassed: "Don't care about these details, what about Teacher Huang, what about Teacher He?"
"They went to the town to buy groceries. ”
"That's right, Brother Chichi," Zhou Xiao stepped forward, he took the suitcase, just carrying a bag, which was very in line with the personality: "You are a grandfather!"
"Huh?!"
Chen Chichi, who was originally pretending to be cold, collapsed directly, opened his mouth wide, stared wide, and spread his hands: "What the hell, what a grandfather, what a mess, let me tell you, don't talk about those useless things, I came back last time I had a back pain, and the corn picking was about to hang up, this will be to enjoy!"
"Don't worry, do you remember Tianba?" Zhou Xiao asked patiently.
"Remember, isn't it the old daughter, where is it?"
"It gave birth to a baby in the early morning, then you're not grandpa, ah, no!" Zhou Xiao thought for a while: "It should be grandpa." ”
"Really, eh, where is it, I'll have to go see it. "Chi Chi is impatient.
He casually put his bag on the chair and followed the three of them out the door.
It would be estimated that they were tired, and the big sheep and the little sheep were all lying on the dry straw pile and falling asleep, only the cow next door, Su Su, greeted him in a friendly manner.
"It's such a small one, I can eat it alone... Hey, no. Chichi patted his mouth: "It's cute, I knew I would have brought some gifts, so let's do it, I'll give it a name, it's called..."
My sister raised her hand: "I already have a name, it's called Xiao Budian." ”
"What the hell is Xiao Budian, it's too ordinary, and it doesn't have any personality at all," Chi Chi ignored it directly, and thought about it for three seconds: "If you have it, you will be called Dongba in the future!"
Looking up again, he pointed at Su Su: "Your name is Tua!"
Su Su: Mu ???
"The family is neat, Tianba, Dongba, tua!" Chi Chichao was proud, looking up to the sky and laughing.
My sister and Peng Peng looked at each other, Zhou Xiao was used to it.
However, he didn't expect Chi Chi to be the guest of this issue at all, because the other party didn't reveal anything about it, and even his good friend and member was kept in the dark.
The invitation of the program group is very suitable.
Chichi's sense of variety shows is placed among all stars, and they are all ranked first, starting from "Love Apartment", he has laid the acting career of a comedian, whether it is a movie, a TV series, an interview, or a show, it can make the audience laugh, and it is the object that every director likes to invite.
"Let's go, go back, I'm hungry!" Zhou Xiao patted his stomach.
"Let's go, I didn't eat breakfast, please say goodbye to Tianba, Dongba, tua!"
The last syllable was particularly funny, and the photographers were amused.
"What are you three muttering?"
As Chi Chi walked, he found that Zhou Xiao and the others were lagging behind, as if they were discussing something.
"Oh, it's okay, we're so happy you're here, and you're really lucky!" Zhou Xiao stepped forward, and the two of them were facing the direction of the sun, shoulder to shoulder.
"Yes," Chi Chi showed a big smile, "Men who love to laugh are not unlucky, so what's the situation?"
"Do you see the fields over there?" Zhou Xiao pointed not far away.
"I don't work, let's talk about it first! Last time, I picked 2,000 grains of corn, and my waist was broken, and even more so when I planted rice, and the people of the whole country knew that my waist was not good. Chi Chi shook his head frantically, he silently added a lot of numbers, and the next time they met, it might be three thousand.
"Don't worry, you don't have to do it. Zhou Xiao comforted: "Brother Zeng Yi and Peng Peng have already done it yesterday, you look at the vegetable field over there, my sister and I, and Sister Linghua have also finished harvesting the vegetables, more than 200 catties." ”
Chi Chi was happy.
"Then I'll be fine, right? ”
"That's right, just enjoy the life you yearn for, the fresh air in the countryside, and only and happiness..."
My sister is snickering!
was discovered by Chichi: "I don't believe you, there must be some conspiracy." ”
"Not really. Zhou Xiao turned his head: "You look at my pure eyes, I am not Teacher Huang Lei." ”
"Makes sense!"
"But..."
"I knew it. Chichi clapped his hands: "I know that there is." ”
"You listen to me, it's a little but, you've come all the way, and it's useless if you don't experience it, right, it's not tiring work, it's just a few of us lunch. ”
Peng Peng and his sister's heads kept lit.
Seeing that he was going to struggle, Zhou Xiao didn't give him a chance.
"Think about it, how tired it is to plough the fields, digging with a hoe, we were several people yesterday, it took a whole day, Brother Zeng Yi was going to cry when he went back, saying that he would never come again!"
The younger sister looked up in surprise, and Peng Peng put his index finger to his lips, and everyone was full of tacit understanding.
"Look at the three of us, we can't cook, especially my sister, she is still young, and so thin, she will faint if she doesn't eat lunch, you look at Peng Peng, so fat, you can't keep up if you don't eat nutrition at a meal, and his family will be sad if he loses weight, look at me again..."
"What's wrong with you?"
"It's okay if I don't eat. Zhou Xiao said with a smile: "Since you want to do it, it will be by the way, and it can also leave a good impression of child-loving to the national audience." ”
Zhou Xiao said for a while, even Chi Chi was confused.
It seems to make sense, I avoided heavy work, my image was improved, and the key was that I was hungry.
Back at the mushroom house, the phone rang, and he picked it up with a grin, it was Mr. Huang calling, and it was estimated that it was another persuasion, and Chi Chi accepted his fate.
I went to the kitchen, opened the refrigerator, looked at the bacon again, and checked the pickle jar.
"In this case, let's make an egg fried rice!"
"Ha?!" Peng Peng was very disappointed, you expert seems to have been watching for a long time, aren't you planning to show off your skills, it's just egg fried rice for Mao.
"Do you want to eat?" Chi Chi saw it.
"Eat, eat," the three of them nodded busily.
"Okay, cook first. ”
The photographers and choreographers on the side were helpless.
My sister didn't mention it for the time being, Chi Chi got married, gave birth to a child, and lived a family life for many years, Zhou Xiao and Peng Peng also participated in a season of shows, and they helped cook.
But now, I can't figure out how many meters I have to go down.
Chi Chi even put forward a magical theory, after the rice is put into the pot, it will multiply, as long as you put a little, you can come out of a big pot.
Peng Peng remained skeptical, and the four of them argued for a long time.
In the end, a female photographer couldn't stand it anymore and gave a reminder, and Chichi smiled embarrassedly, if it was according to the amount he said, it would be enough for herself to eat at most.
Someone cooks, so they don't dare to dislike it, although the rice is a little raw, although the egg is a little salty, although my sister eats it very hard.
However, there is still no left of a large plate of egg fried rice.
Chi Chi looked very happy, and seemed to have found a sense of accomplishment.
"Senior brother, this is Mr. Huang's tea, you taste it. ”
Four people sat in a row, leisurely blowing the wind.
"On a hot day, what kind of tea to drink, that's only enjoyed by the elderly, go, get me a bottle of ice water." ”
"Okay. ”
Zhou Xiao had the opportunity to ask: "You didn't tell me in advance when you came." ”
"Hey, what the director team requested, let me keep quiet, I was talking in a loud voice on the phone last year. Chichi yawned.
"Busy lately?" Zhou Xiao looked at him tired.
"Well, I'm filming a TV series, a night scene for several days in a row. ”
"Why don't you go upstairs and lie down!"
"Forget it, it's okay, it's not good to sleep when recording a show. Don't look at Chi Chi who doesn't seem to be talking properly, he really takes his work seriously: "Anyway, the place where you buy things is far away, why did Teacher He and them go for so long." ”
"It's not far away, I usually get back in more than an hour, I guess there's something. Zhou Xiao didn't understand.
"They've been to the world of two. ”
"Hahahaha, that makes sense. ”
After sitting for a while, my sister wanted to go to the village for a walk, but Chichi didn't want to move, so Peng Peng accompanied the former, and Zhou Xiao was responsible for chatting with the latter.
"That's right. ”
The two entered the house, and after the visit, they sat in the living room, and Chi Chi lay there and spoke.
"Meng Ziyi contacted me, saying that he would go to the magic capital tomorrow and wanted to visit our team. ”
"Yes. Zhou Xiao pretended not to know, and said beautifully in her heart: "I heard that she has been addicted to games recently." ”
"Who's to say it's not, I've been online for longer than me, and the players are like they've been beaten. Chi Chi smiled: "Let's win the championship." ”
"Yo! Huaxia is still..."
"Of course, it's Huaxia, the champion of the LKP Chicken Emperor Cup, and directly enters the final of the Huya Heavenly Destiny Cup. "Chi Chi is very proud.
"Offline races?"
"Of course, starting next month, everyone is in very good shape and morale is high. ”
Zhou Xiao went down the steps.
"That's right, I'll go to the magic capital with you, and cheer up the team members by the way. ”
"That's what I mean, you're not busy, it's good if Mencius really wants to buy shares. Chi Chi didn't suspect anything.
"There's something, but it's not urgent, it's okay, I'll let the agent book the ticket later, what time is your plane, go together." ”
"Half past five in the afternoon. ”
"Okay. ”
Zhou Xiao was worried that he was going to find some excuse, but it was solved so easily, so he took out his mobile phone and secretly reported to Meng Ziyi, the young lady was also happy, she would be earlier, and she would go to the magic capital tomorrow afternoon.
The most headache problem, with the easiest way!
Huang Lei and the two finally came back at two o'clock, and the two of them carried a lot of things in big bags and small bags.
Knowing that Chen Chichi made lunch for the three little ones, he did not hesitate to say words and praise him desperately, and Rao was embarrassed to be the self-proclaimed thick-skinned Chichi.
It's just a meal, so you don't need to keep boasting.
Mr. Huang saw his tail cocked into the sky, and began to arrange work.
"Chichi, you see, Tianba gave birth to a child, I have to cook a confinement meal for it, it's very troublesome, for you, I bought a bunch of crayfish and other things, and spent all my savings, now I have to earn money, you, as the captain, take Zhou Xiao and them to the back mountain to pull some radishes and exchange money!"
Zhou Xiao thought that Chi Chi would postpone it, but after seeing his reaction, he admired and said that his EQ was really high!
"Captain?" Chi Chixi smiled: "I'm the captain, right?" ”
"That's right, absolute leadership. He Jiong cooperated.
"Okay, what are you waiting for, coarse hair!"
He was in high spirits, changed his equipment, and went up the mountain with the three of them.
Pulling radishes sounds quite easy, but after climbing the mountain for more than ten minutes, it is not so pleasant.
Just one trip, a few people are tired enough.
What's particularly interesting is that Chi Chi should be really tired, and he can actually fall asleep eating crayfish for dinner, and he is also the first one.