Chapter 340: School Routine (Two Chapters in One)

"Boom. ”

Climbing over the fence, Chen Yu lay behind the snow and waited for the patrolling police officers to walk by, his body was like electricity, and he disappeared in place in an instant.

When he reappeared, he was already at the east gate of the school building.

"If it weren't for my rough skin and thick flesh, this wave would have ruined your police department. ”

Covering his buttocks with a stick, Chen Yu went up to the second floor and found that his class was studying (sleeping), so he slipped into the class quietly through the back door.

"Hey, sand sculpture, where are you sitting?" Walking to his seat, he knocked on Li Liang's bald head and made a copper bell ringing "Dangdang".

"Huh?" Li Liang turned his head and found that it was Chen Yu, and was immediately shocked, "Chen Yu?!"

"I haven't seen you for half a month, your taste is very heavy!" Chen Yu slapped Li Liang's head, "Make a small noise, roll the calf, and occupy my seat." ”

"Chen Yu?"

Hearing the commotion, Xing Biqi, like the surrounding classmates, looked at it and found that it was Chen Yu, and covered his mouth in surprise, "Why are you here?"

"Look at the big stars in our class. Squeezed Li Liang away, Chen Yu put down his schoolbag and looked Xing Biqi up and down, "I heard that you are on fire?" Okay, the reporters outside are like flies smelling shit, and they can't get rid of it." ”

“...... You... Can you change the analogy. ”

"Oh yes, you can't use flies. Chen Yu corrected: "shell lang prefers. ”

“......”

"Brother Chen. You ......" Li Liang wanted to speak and stopped, "You sit here, where do I sit?"

"Back to your balcony?"

"Ban... The head teacher won't let me sit. ”

"Why is she so awesome?" Chen Yu said solemnly, "Balcony, that has been your Li bald head inherent territory since ancient times, and if she asks you to go, you will leave?"

Li Liang rolled his eyes and secretly pointed behind him.

Chen Yu looked back and found that the hallway outside the back door of the class was standing with an expressionless head teacher......

"Hmm......" He scratched the corners of his itchy mouth and pointed directly at Li Liang, "Teacher, he wants to fight with you." ”

"Fart!"

"Listen, he's going to fart in your face. ”

"You two ......" The head teacher took a deep breath, tried to calm his emotions, and hooked his fingers, "Come with me." ”

"Go ahead, the teacher called you. ”

"And you!Made!" Li Liang scolded, "I can see that it's not good to have you in the past year." ”

"Chen Yu......" Xing Biqi looked worried, "Don't conflict with the teacher." ”

"Conflict?" Chen Yu frowned, "I haven't seen you for half a month, and it's quite slippery to drive?"

Xing Biqi "???"

"You, come with me!" the head teacher snarled in shame.

After a short time, the two followed the head teacher to the office.

Li Liang stood honestly in the corner, while Chen Yu sat on the sofa with a big grin.

"Stand up, who let you sit?"

"Teacher, let's stop gossiping. Chen Yu cocked Erlang's legs, "I have to go back to class quickly." ”

"Do you still know how to study?" the head teacher picked up the ring ruler on the desk, "Since the beginning of school, you haven't even finished your morning self-study, right?"

"It's the teacher you gave me leave. ”

"Are you fooling around here?"

"Li baldhead, she scolded you. Chen Yu looked at Li Liang.

Li Liang "......"

"Don't make this nonsense with me!" the head teacher picked up the ring ruler and slapped it on the sofa, "You, stand up!"

Chen Yu reluctantly got up, "You murder me." ”

“...... I've been in the industry for more than ten years, and you're the skinniest I've ever seen. I just took over the class during this time, and I didn't have time to clean you up, and now I have free energy, you... What's your name?"

"Chen Shimei. ”

Li Liang supported his forehead.

The head teacher trembled with anger and blurted out, "Chen Yu, you give me a little honesty!"

"Look, don't you have a in your throat? ”

"Chen Yu!!"

"Smack!" the ruler slapped heavily on the shoulder.

"......," Chen Yu's expression did not fluctuate, "It doesn't hurt." ”

Holding the ring ruler tightly, the head teacher breathed rapidly, "Okay, hard breath." Chen Yu, I'll see how hard you can be. ”

"Teacher, let's calm down with each other, it's not worth it to be angry. I'll also explain to you why I don't come to school, do you want to hear it?" Chen Yuchuan changed his face dramatically, and his tone was sincere.

Hearing this, the head teacher narrowed his eyes, "Said." ”

"It's actually very simple, it's just that I'm too lazy to get on. Red fire roar hahaha......"

"Chen Yu !!"

"I was wrong, I'll be honest with you. Chen Yu said solemnly: "In order to get into a good university, I had to stop going to school." ”

"Can you be a little more contradictory in this explanation?"

"Don't contradict it, listen to me give you a good quibble. He stepped forward a few steps and picked up the Chinese textbook on the desk, "Teacher, you just came to No. 6 Middle School, and you may not know much about the teachers of our school. Let's just tell you, if Guo Degang is hired to teach mathematics, our school's science scores will increase by 40%. ”

"So you want to say that self-study at home improves faster than grades at school?"

"That's right. Chen Yu slapped his thigh, and without waiting for the other party to reprimand angrily, he continued, "I know you don't believe it, but Mr. Lu Xun once said that facts speak louder than words. You can find me a set of papers and test my self-study results at home, but if there is a subject below 90 points, I will drop out of school with my brother Li Liang, and I will not let go of half a fart. ”

"Made!" Li Liang yelled, "Have a Mao relationship with me?"

"Don't speak. Chen Yu looked at Li Liang and patted his chest, "It's all brothers, in the wine, I understand you." ”

"!"

"Huh. The head teacher looked Chen Yu up and down a few times, and sneered, "This is what you said." ”

Li Liang was anxious: "Teacher, ...... with me"

"He's with me, and he does what he says. Chen Yu interrupted.

"You're such a special dog!!"

"Okay. The head teacher put down the ring ruler, pushed the door and left, "Come with me, I'll go find you a roll now." ”

"No problem. Chen Yu followed closely, passed by the door, and gave Li Liang a thumbs up, "Brother, wait for my good news." ”

"I!" Li Liang was furious.

"Bang. ”

The office door was shut......

Two minutes later, the two arrived at the second-grade substitute office. Without saying a word, the homeroom teacher pulled out a paper from a math teacher's desk.

"Yes. ”

"Just one?"

"I'll talk about it when I'm done. The head teacher looked up.

It has been half a month since I transferred to this school, and I still have a general understanding of the average level of students in No. 6 Middle School.

If you can pass, you are an excellent student.

If you can pass 90 points, you are a top student.

If you can exceed 120, you are a blind monk.

If you can get a full score, you will be about to soar.

She doesn't believe that a bad student who truancy on the "month" calculation can reach the level of a top student.

"Whoa. ”

Flipping through the volume, Chen Yu sat down and glanced at it simply, "It's too simple, change it." ”

"Do!"

"Okay. ”

Shrugging, he pulled out a ballpoint pen, almost didn't count, and quickly answered the question on the paper.

For a technology evaluator who often uses quantum glasses to learn and integrates quantum information, although it is impossible to become a big man, it is no problem to be a top student in a school like No. 6 Middle School.

Sure enough, in just fifteen minutes, the front of the mock exam paper was completed.

"That's okay, right?" put down the pen and handed the paper to the stunned head teacher, Chen Yu shook his wrist, "It's really too simple, don't waste time, hurry up and make the next one." ”

“......”

The head teacher picked up the exam paper, glanced at Chen Yu, and then calculated it carefully.

"Questions?"

Five minutes later, Chen Yu yawned.

“...... You do this again. As she finished speaking, she pulled out another set of papers from the physics teacher's desk.

"No problem. ”

That's it, just an hour.

From mathematics and physics, to English, chemistry, and finally to Chinese, all the main pages of the paper are answered. The accuracy rate is as high as more than 90%.

"It's... How is this possible......"

Slowly put down the exam paper, and the head teacher looked dazed.

"Can you believe it now?" Standing up, Chen Yu patted the other party's shoulder with a smile, "I don't come to school, it's really just to improve my grades, not for you." But if there is a reliable teacher in the sixth middle school, I don't have to toss so much. ”

"But...... Why do I always feel like you're talking nonsense?"

"You're still too young. You'll find out when you stay in Liuzhong for a while. ”

“...... If you have any questions, you can tell me. No matter how many reasons you have, it's not right to skip school as a student. ”

Seeing the results, the head teacher's tone unconsciously softened a lot.

No matter whether it is small, middle, high or large, in the semi-closed society of school, good grades can always enjoy the privilege of superiority......

"You're right, I've realized my mistake. Chen Yu immediately borrowed the slope to get off the donkey, and bowed sincerely, "Teacher, I will definitely not skip school in the future." Actually, I am a good student by nature. ”

"The teacher can see that you are very good in nature, but your ideas are a little extreme. ”

"You can see that I'm hiding so deeply?"

"Look... I saw it. ”

"Amazing!" Chen Yu gave a thumbs up.

“......”

“......”

"That ......" The two looked at each other and were silent for a long time, the head teacher picked up the exam paper again, and touched his forehead with a little embarrassment, "Chen Yu, as long as you can go to school well in the future, I will not be guilty of skipping school before." Let's go back to class first, let me be quiet. ”

"Gotta do it!"

"By the way, don't forget to bring Li Liang with you, it's been standing for more than an hour. ”

"No problem, if you don't say I've forgotten. ”

Standing up, Chen Yu said a simple perfunctory word, and ran away.

When he passed by the head teacher's office, he was going to leave. But thinking of the brotherhood between himself and Li Liang for more than ten years, he sighed and pushed open the door, "Hey, are you still standing?"

"Huh?!"

Li Liang was startled and stood up from the sofa.

"You're fat, are you going to sit casually?"

"Why are you embarrassed to say? What do you mean, teacher?"

"What else can you mean. "Chen Yu stalled" failed all five subjects, and he was willing to gamble and lose and drop out of school. ”

"I'm also retreating?!" Li Liang's eyes widened, and his voice was raised, "My dad can't beat me to death?!"

"What do you want? After being a brother for so many years, you don't know what kind of personality I have? Can I pit you?" Chen Yu raised his eyebrows, "I explained it clearly to the head teacher, and it has nothing to do with you." Dropping out of school is my own business. Besides, no one is stupid, this has nothing to do with your fart, do you learn to lose your hair?"

"Damn, it scared the hell out of me. It's better to leave than to go to school. ”

"However, the head teacher said that your capital crime is not a living crime, so let you stand in the middle of the playground and think about it, and then write a check. If you don't want to go, it's good for us to drop out together. ”

"Get out, aren't you just punished? Lao Tzu is fine all day. You still think about yourself, go to Lanxiang or New Oriental. ”

"Alas, let's call later, I'll go pick up my bag. ”

The two left the office, Chen Yu returned to class, and Li Liang went to the punishment station, and they went their separate ways......

"Hey. ”

Entering the class through the back door, Chen Yu sat in his original position, reached out and knocked on Xing Biqi's shoulder, "I'm back." ”

"You ......" the girl looked back sharply and blinked, "You didn't quarrel with the teacher, did you?"

"No, we're in a good relationship. ”

"Oh...... Where is Li Liang?

"I don't know, when I went to the office to look for him, there was no one left, maybe he ran away, and when the head teacher came back, we would sue him. ”

"It's not good......"

"Don't talk about this, let me see the video you took yesterday, it's awesome, you can go to Proxima Centauri with the Chrono Up Lord, Ou God possessed it! ”

"Don't... Don't make a fuss, so many people ......"

"Suck!"

"Don't ...... Don't ......"

"Suction ......"

......

"What the hell is this kid going to play?"

Thousands of miles away in the capital, the middle-aged team leader who had just gotten off the plane was sitting in the car, looking at the picture from the surveillance, his brows locked.

"Maybe it's too boring, right?" Sister Wu next to her pushed the frame, "Team leader, the cameras arranged in the sixth middle school don't seem to be noticed by Chen Yu, do you want to arrange a lot of them in his community and surroundings?"

"No, I can't. It's normal to have cameras in school classrooms, and even if a target is spotted, they don't care too much. But the presence of cameras elsewhere could easily alert him. Our level of technology is too far from the future to be risk-free. ”

"So you transferred the original homeroom teacher of the second class in exchange for a teacher who didn't know about it?"

"Yes. The middle-aged leader nodded, "The best form now is to maintain balance, once it is broken, I don't know how to contact Chen Yu." Or rather, with what status and attitude to approach. ”

As soon as the words fell, the car fell silent.

Only the sound of Sister Wu silently sliding the tablet remained.

"Team leader ......" After a while, she raised her head and handed out the information sorted out on the tablet, "The sensation caused by "Super Time and Space Evaluation" is too great, and the headlines on the front page of the ball are almost all this. Even our landing on Mars and Google's development of medical robots, a cross-era technology, have not been reported much in the media. ”

"It's also quite normal. ”

After taking the tablet, the middle-aged team leader scanned it absentmindedly, with a heavy face, "Actually, we should be more concerned about what the products of the twelfth phase of the evaluation are now." We'd better prepare in advance. ”

"The dangerous goods that Chen Yu once said in the live broadcast?"

"Yes. The team leader nodded, "The next issue, the eleventh issue is likely to be excessive, so you shouldn't worry too much." The main focus is on the twelfth issue. It's best to find an opportunity to contact Chen Yu through the private message in the live broadcast room, and ask for some news on the side. ”

"I'll do it. ”

"Well, the more information you gather, the better. Today, the popularity and influence of "Chrono Review" has surpassed that of any media, force, group and individual in history, and a review that can bring threats to the world, even if it is not hindered, is very easy to lead to catastrophic social chaos. ”

"Understood. ”

Putting down the tablet, the middle-aged team leader said in a gloomy tone, "All the troubles may have just begun now......"