"What the hell is going on?" Yang Meng asked with a gloomy face.

Yang Xiaojing said: "Brother, don't scare Zhiqin. That's right, there are six people in our dormitory, and four of them are wonderful! It turns out that I thought, that is, half a year, endure it and it will pass, but after a month, we can't help it!"

Yang Meng laughed after hearing this: "Jingjing, are you embarrassed to say that others are wonderful?"

Yang Xiaojing pouted and said, "Brother, why do you say that about your sister? Let me tell you, the dormitory life during this period of time is now completely gone with all the illusions of the people in the city!"

"Oh, what the hell is going on, tell me about it!" Yang Meng became interested.

Yang Xiaojing stretched out four fingers and said, "I'll give my four roommates a code name, which are called Wonderful A, B, C, and D." ”

Yang Meng smiled: "This is a code name? Okay, I'll listen to how strange they are." ”

"Let's talk about the strange armor first, well, the family seems to be quite rich, and I heard her say that she will go abroad directly after she finishes the college entrance examination. That's why I don't pay much attention to learning at all. Yang Xiaojing said: "She told us that her parents spent money to find a gunman, got a high score in the overseas exam, and in the future, they will find an intermediary company to package their fake high school results, and go to a famous foreign school to go to college in the future." ”

"This is normal! Quietly, studying abroad now is different from studying abroad in the early years. When you went abroad to study, you had to be an elite scholar, and now studying abroad is roughly divided into three kinds, one is to study abroad at public expense, that is, to study abroad, and there are five or six thousand people in our whole country who can have this kind of treatment a year, and there are two kinds of self-funded study abroad, one is that you can apply to a better university than your own college entrance examination with good grades, and the other is a scumbag, who can't be admitted to a good university in China and then send your family to send it abroad, which is actually quite a lot. Long Xixiang replied to Yang Xiaojing's words.

Yang Xiaojing said helplessly: "But all the thoughts of this strange girl are not taken to heart, but to love! She has a boyfriend, who seems to be a childhood sweetheart, and she has to cook on the phone every night, and everyone who is loud can hear it! We talk until more than twelve o'clock every night! We can't sleep well! But we can't make a little noise when she sleeps! Usually as long as she talks to us, she is his boyfriend when she opens and closes her mouth! We really don't want to hear her love story. ”

Yang Meng: "。。。。。。 Well, that's a wonder indeed. This is also understandable, people in love have negative IQs. That's just a bit of a minus. ”

"And what's more! It's just a strange thing! There's a strange thing!" Yang Xiaojing continued: "It's even more powerful, I've lived in the dormitory for so long, I haven't seen her use her own things, Sister Xixiang, what kind of facial cleanser and shower gel you bought for me, she picked it up and used it, every time she said to borrow it from me and buy it back to you, and now she is using my water card, my nail clippers, and even my hairpins, these things are daily necessities, and they are all commonly used by themselves." Can't she buy it herself?"

Yang Meng thought for a moment: "Maybe it's because her family is not good?"

"Bad family background?" Yang Xiaojing's eyes widened: "Brother, thanks to her, under her tireless teaching in this month, I finally know what is called 'brand goods', it is a famous brand, and her pair of AJ shoes can catch up with a month's rent here! And she can only use other people's things, and others can't use hers! Once I forgot to bring a water card in class, I used her water card to make a glass of water, and she could nag me all day! And she had to use my water card almost every day!"

Yang Meng was dumbfounded when she heard this, what about such a person?

"Well, this one is even weirder. He nodded, such roommates really suffer from staying together every day.

Yang Xiaojing shook her head after hearing this: "What's more weird about this? Strange and strange Ding are the most unbearable." ”

"Sometimes I want to ask Strange Baby, does she think of us as her mother? The most common thing she says every day is 'I don't care', 'I won't', 'How can you do this?' 'You help me do it', 'Why don't you tell me'. In her eyes, it is natural for others to do things for her! You have to help her fetch water, take out the garbage, and buy snacks for her。。。。。。 If she didn't help her, she would start babbling. I'm going crazy!"

After listening to Yang Xiaojing's narration, Yang Meng smiled: "This is a princess's disease, it has to be cured! Okay, this is even more weird!"

"No, no, no!" Yang Xiaojing shook her head desperately: "She is definitely not the most bizarre, the most bizarre is the strange Ding! I don't even want to mention her now, I feel sick to my stomach when I mention it!"

Niu Zhiqin on the side nodded desperately in agreement with Yang Xiaojing's statement.

Yang Meng laughed: "What kind of person can make the two of you have such a consistent attitude? Come on, let's open our eyes." ”

"Brother, are you sure you want to listen?" Yang Xiaojing asked.

Yang Meng blinked: "What's not to listen to?"

Yang Xiaojing said: "There is no running water in our village, but I have never seen a person as dirty as her!

Yang Meng smiled: "What do you say? People may take their clothes home and wash them." Besides, it's cold now, and it's normal to not change your coat diligently. ”

"Normal?" Yang Xiaojing smiled coldly: "Have you ever seen the laundry method of putting clothes, pants and canvas shoes in a bucket and soaking them in laundry detergent overnight? Okay, even if you can accept this, there was another time when I saw her go to the laundry room to wash clothes, and she stuffed her underwear and socks into the washing machine to wash them together! Even if I am stupid, I know that underwear and socks can't be washed together, right?"

Yang Meng's face was black, and after listening to Yang Xiaojing's words, he really didn't know what he was talking about.

Niu Zhiqin sighed: "This is okay, I don't wash my face or brush my teeth when I get up in the morning, and I don't wash my feet when I sleep at night." The quilt is never folded, the sheets are never changed, the clothes are thrown everywhere on the bed, and there is only a little place to sleep. By the way, she doesn't take a shower yet, we don't know if she comes home from vacation to take a shower or not, but she never washed at school, and once I smelled my aunt's blood on her. And she also has a fox smell! Plus she doesn't take a bath, so you can think for yourself about the smell. One time she asked me to help her find a coat from the closet and take it to the classroom, and I almost knocked myself out when I opened the closet。。。。。。 ”

"Stop!" Yang Meng directly stretched out his hand to interrupt Niu Zhiqin's words: "Don't talk about it! Tomorrow we will go to your school teacher and change your dormitory! Living under the same roof with such a person, my scalp is numb when I think about it." ”

Long Xixiang said: "Mengmeng, I don't recommend this." ”

"Huh?" Yang Meng's eyes widened: "What do you mean? Living with such a person is not that my scalp is numb when I hear it! You still don't recommend me to do this?"

Long Xixiang nodded and said, "You ask Qiao Yu, you ask Quan Yajing, who didn't meet one or two strange roommates when they went to college? But if you let them change dormitories directly, the meaning of targeting roommates is too obvious." People and classmates went to school together for a few years, and Jingjing and the two of them are borrowed students, do you think they will fall out and there will be any confusion in the school in the future? Do the rest of the classmates believe in the two of them or believe in those four strange things? If they fall out like this, they will both have a hard time this semester. ”

Yang Meng scratched his head and said, "Then what should I do? You don't mean to let my sister endure such a group of strange things, right?"

"Of course you don't have to put up with those people, I support them not to live in school, so that they can avoid these strange things, and they won't be too stiff. Long Xixiang said: "Anyway, they live opposite the school, and they won't be delayed in evening self-study and early self-study, just work hard." ”

Yang Meng said 'um': "Okay, I'll call Bowen in a while and ask him to help solve this matter!" But I told you two ugly things in front, don't take anyone home!!"

"Yes!" Yang Xiaojing and Niu Zhiqin looked happy.

Yang Meng inquired about the academic performance of the two of them again and said with a smile: "Okay, I have wronged the two of you during this time! Let's go, I invite you to eat barbecue today!"

"Cut!" Yang Xiaojing pouted: "The barbecue restaurant has been open for so long, and now I remember to invite us to eat barbecue." I wonder if I'm your own sister!

Yang Meng blushed: "Doesn't you want to delay your studies?" Okay, let's go to have a big dinner after changing our clothes." ”

"Barbecue is also a big meal, then we have eaten a big meal in the village since we were children, okay!" As soon as Yang Xiaojing finished speaking, the mobile phone rang, Yang Xiaojing picked up the mobile phone and glanced at it: "Yes, I really can't talk behind my back, it's strange Yi who called me." ”

"Wonderful B?" Yang Meng thought for a moment: "Oh, is that the one who uses your special love to take advantage of everything?"

Yang Xiaojing nodded: "Brother, I'll see what she's looking for me!"

After speaking, she picked up the phone, and after saying a few words, she became embarrassed, and finally hung up the phone: "Brother, she called me just now and said let's go to dinner together!"

"Huh?" Yang Meng was stunned: "Didn't you say that she was stingy, why did she invite you to dinner?"

Niu Zhiqin shook her head and said: "She didn't invite guests, last time she organized to sing, saying that it was a dormitory activity." said that it was time for her to have a treat, but in the end it was AA system, and she also brought two friends with her. ”

Yang Meng frowned: "You don't study hard and still go to karaoke?"

Niu Zhiqin stuck out her tongue: "People say that the dormitory is active, how bad is it for us not to go? Who knows if this is the case? So we don't go to any activities she is organizing!"

Yang Xiaojing nodded and said, "That's right, so I just rejected them with righteous words, saying that my brother came to see me, and we can't go!"

"That's right! Jingjing, you must remember that people must learn to refuse, otherwise there will be a group of people around you who kick their noses and faces!"