Chapter 44、This is a zhi yu movie
"Six thousand dog thieves, you must not die well!" a young man clung to the handrail, his eyes red;
"The director of the beast, the psychology is dark, and he doesn't even leave us a thought!" a white-collar man gritted his teeth;
"Six thousand big, how can you ...... us like this" The woman in casual Hanfu had tears on her face and slumped on her boyfriend's shoulder.
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The film that ended did not make the audience in the screening hall leave immediately,
Everyone sat in their chairs, either lost their minds and fell silent, or they broke out in emotion......
The greasy little fat man gradually regained his senses in a burst of depression and crusade, and let go of the pinched drink bottle in his hand, his bloodshot eyes revealing a hint of madness.
With a "poof", the little fat man got up from the second row of seats and walked to the curtain in a few arrows:
"Listen to me!" the little fat man exerted all his strength and shouted.
Everyone looked at this mediocre-looking little fat man and didn't know what he wanted to do.
"Everyone is here for the name of 6,000,000,"
"Let's not talk about whether this movie is good or not, this plot is really TNND abuse, especially the ending is not for TMD people to see!"
"Do you think so?"
There was a chorus of harmony in the screening room......
"The so-called solitary pleasure is better than the joy of all, this kind of sin should not be the only one to suffer, everyone says right!" The fat on the little fat man's face continued to twist.
"Yes!" replied neatly.
"Good. The little fat man looked around the field, and there was a kind of leadership style.
"When we go out, people waiting outside for the second show will definitely ask us what the movie is like,"
"I suggest that we unanimously unify the external caliber,"
"Let's just say, this movie is a TMD zhi yu movie!" said the little fat man through gritted teeth.
"Healing film? No, isn't this a lie?" Some viewers began to struggle, in order to be happy for a while, it is not worth it to ruin their reputation.
"Hmph~!It's not a cure, it's a depression, it's a fatal one, it's a depression that is depressing;" the little fat man sneered.
"When writing about the aftermath of watching on the Internet, we also have to use pinyin to confuse the public,"
"In short, we have to pull more people in and share the pain we have suffered today, and the more people we pull, the more worthy of our sins today!!" the little fat man's eyes were full of madness.
"Agreed!TNND, you can't make me feel bad alone!"
"Yes, I can't be the only one crying!"
The people below agreed.
Zhang Yueting, who was sitting in the center, had a black line: "Are young people now so good at play......ing?" It's horrible!"
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The second wave of spectators waiting outside the hall saw the little fat men coming out of the room, and they surrounded them one after another:
"How's this movie?
A young man with a still pale face bowed: "It's very good-looking." ”
"What type of movie is this?"
The little fat man showed a weird smile: "This is a zhi yu movie." ”
"Why are your eyes red and some of you crying?"
The fat man's face was torn by the fat flesh: "It's the ...... who was moved"
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At the same time, on major movie-watching websites, under the movie "A Bowl of Egg Fried Rice", one after another appeared:
"After watching it, I couldn't stop my tears, this is a zhi yu movie. ”
"This is a zhi yu film that integrates public welfare and reflective nature, and it is recommended to watch the wall crack. ”
Reviews like that.
And those who were agitated by the first wave of audiences never knew that in major theaters, there were people like Little Fat Man, and after the movie, they used an incendiary tone to call on everyone to pull people into the pit together......
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Yang Daguan, who was drinking tea, looked at the value in his eyes that had been beating since just now, and his grinning mouth never closed......
Well, it took 200,000 to find more than 100 "trusts", this effect is too worthwhile!
The little white rabbit looked at his boss worriedly, could it be that he was under too much pressure and went crazy?
comforted at the moment: "BOSS, don't stress too much, the first movie, it's normal to have bad grades." ”
paused: "With such a sharp and deep movie, the audience is very small, next time ...... Well, next time we make a movie that is a little more relaxed, with your level, the results will definitely be good!"
Yang Daguan took a sip of tea happily, thinking, what does it mean to be "sharp and deep?" Is this obviously a mess of himself in order to obtain negative emotions?
That's right, this movie borrows some of the characters and some story lines from the two movies "A Bowl of Egg Fried Rice" and "The True Story of the Fat Cat" in that world, and then adds a variety of real negative cases and stews them randomly;
In Yang Zhu's heart, a good movie must not have many themes, and the scars must be deep;
In this film, the theme is scattered, and all kinds of scars are superficial, in order to create a pessimistic mood of "good people are not rewarded" through various stories......
"It's a pity, the 13 shots that were cut are the essence, otherwise...... Hum. Yang Zhu complained a little about "a certain game", since it is more relaxed than the policy of that world, why not be more relaxed?
Looking at the Lin brothers and sisters who had been silent next to them and patronizing their mobile phones, Yang Daguan buckled the table:
"Prince, don't be stupid, you can put the song that has been pressing you up, remember to subtitle it on the MV, saying that this song is a derivative of "A Bowl of Egg Fried Rice", calling on everyone to watch the movie. ”
Lin Tu Yixi: "Can you send it?"
The promised "reward", Yang Zhu had already thrown it to Prince Lin, although because he didn't have time, the MV of this song was filmed and produced by Zhang Lin, but in fact, it doesn't matter.
Looking at Lin Keran, who was not angry, but with a hint of expectation, Yang Daguan sneered and said, "Don't look at me, blame your brother for being too angry!"
Originally, Yang Zhu promised to give each of the two brothers and sisters a song, but the data that Prince Lin ran out for the movie was too ugly, and the angry Yang Zhu cut off one song on the spot.
Lin Keran glanced at his brother fiercely, playing with the teacup sullenly, but found that Sister Wan on the other side was quietly gesturing at her, and suddenly smiled.
That's right, what this black-bellied man said at the time was to make a song for himself and Sister Wan to sing together, in other words, this song can be said to be written for himself or for Wan Jing;
The song of "myself" was cut, but the song ...... "Sister Wan" will not be cut too, right?
In addition to being happy, I thought that although this black-bellied man had a hateful face, he still took good care of his own artists in the background, and his heart was a little sour;
Yang Zhu saw the joy on Lin Keran's face, and glared at the little white rabbit beside him, who immediately pretended to be a good girl, and leaned over to refill the tea for his boss aggrievedly.
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At this time, the first wave of viewers, who had been traumatized endlessly, returned home softly,
Turn on the computer, skillfully log in to the forum, and I'm about to write some content, and wait for another hour to send it out, and complain fiercely about the movie "A Bowl of Egg Fried Rice" and the six thousand big.
It turned out that 6000 Da released a new song, and when I looked at the song label, it turned out to be a derivative of "A Bowl of Egg Fried Rice"?
Although the content of the movie is too gloomy, the audience who has seen it can't wait to peel off the skin of 6,000 big, but I have to say that the 6,000 big music works are not black, "6,000 will come out of the next life, it must be a boutique" is not a joke, even the damn movie "Phantom Day" is also at the level of the Divine Comedy.
So a group of weak-willed animals ignored the "derailment" of their right hand, slowly moved the mouse to the link with the words "Movie Doujin Version", and pressed [Click]......
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