Chapter 711: Panda Qiuqiu's fear of mother-in-law
"Don't sell, don't sell, don't sell, I don't sell. ”
The video of Panda Qiuqiu hugging Li Feng's thighs and blocking Li Feng from approaching the pile of winter bamboo shoots was accompanied by a doll sound on Tencent's side as a promotional video for the second chapter of self-reliance, and it exploded as soon as it was uploaded.
PreviousWukong and Xiao Budian united Xiao Erhei, picked up fish in a wooden basin, set up a stall to sell fish, smart and clever strength made a group of pet lovers fall immediately, the message is now more than 3,000, and the number of clicks is close to 10 million.
It was only twelve hours, and there was still a period of early morning, Chen Xiao didn't sleep much all night, and got up after sleeping for less than six hours. The number of Internet searches has increased very rapidly, Tencent Video has contacted Tencent News here, and QQ Browser has done some publicity.
was originally very popular, Chen Xiao didn't expect that as soon as this promotional video of less than two minutes came out, it exploded directly, and the clicks in less than half an hour were close to 500,000, and it was not a dream to break through one million in one hour.
Li Feng didn't know that he was doing Qiuqiu's ideological work.
Qiuqiu hugged Li Feng's leg and didn't let go, as for others who dared to approach the winter bamboo shoots, Qiuqiu definitely bitten, but Li Feng was the master, Qiuqiu was unwilling to play tricks and hold the bear's paws. "Well, Qiuqiu, I'm here for your happiness. ”
Li Feng simply sat down, patted the ball, and the tourists around him held up their cameras, this scene was really interesting. Li Feng was a little speechless at the fact that so many people came, originally there were more than ten tourists here, but I don't know who said it, there were more than 100 people around here, and there were many tourists rushing over on the road.
Li Feng is about to become Panda No. 3, and he still waves from time to time, such as the one who just came. Li Feng looked at this side. Gao Cheng Cheng waved his hand, holding his mobile phone to be happy, Qu Chun, who had just arrived, was supposed to set up a stall, but she ran over with Gao Cheng Cheng to join in the fun.
Not to mention the tourists, even the celebration in the village, Qingfu and these young boys all came here to watch the excitement, Li Feng preached, there will be so many tourists, and they are running around, and the donkey cart is not enough.
As for tourists, there is no way, if you like to shoot, Li Feng will accompany Qiuqiu to practice wrestling, and there is no way to be hugged by his thighs without practicing. Li Feng's head was sweating, and it could be seen how strong Qiuqiu was, which would finally slap a few times to appease this little excited panda.
"Come on, come on, as a man, I'm going to say a few words about you. ”
Li Feng decided to start from the gender, educate Qiuqiu well, and let it sell its body, no, labor.
"Poof. ”
A group of people in the live broadcast room didn't fall, the tourists were all poofed, and many people's mobile phones fell to the ground with laughter.
"Fengzi's product must have been deliberate, Nima, I sprayed rice directly. ”
"Spraying rice is a ball, and Lao Tzu touched the face of his girlfriend opposite. ”
"Nima, these can be solved, and you don't lose a piece of meat, Nima and I are even worse, the phone fell into a pit. ”
"Squatting bigwigs, come to my store to change your mobile phone, get a nine-percent discount. ”
In the live broadcast room, there were all kinds of spraying rice and accidents, and they couldn't wait to bite Li Feng one by one, and even a few Yuanyuan in Xiangxi were speechless by Li Feng.
"Kaede, really. ”
Li Feng didn't joke yet, and said with emotion and Qiuqiu. "Look, you like Panda Girl and want Panda Girl to be your girlfriend, right?"
Li Feng pointed to the panda girl playing with the car in the distance, Qiuqiu nodded, and Nima was watching the live broadcast, and the crowd lost their lives again. "I'll go, are Kaede and Qiuqiu really connected?"
"I'll just say that Kaede knows animal language. ”
"Really?"
"It's amazing. ”
Not only the audience in the live broadcast room, but also the onlookers exclaimed, covering their mouths one by one, which was incredible. "Kaede, this guy is here again. "Guo Zheng has seen a lot, and this guy Fengzi doesn't come to an amazing thing every once in a while, as if it's uncomfortable.
Li Fengxin said that as long as anyone pointed at the panda girl, he would nod. "Panda girl is so fashionable, she is still an avant-garde racing bear, she usually has to buy something that a racing bear should buy, this always costs money, you say, right?"
Seeing Li Feng pointing at the panda girl, Qiuqiu nodded again, staring straight at Li Feng, like a lost lamb waiting for redemption. The audience in the live broadcast room screamed excitedly, and the onlookers exclaimed and covered it, which will also take pictures and joke videos.
Send a circle of friends like absolutely a bunch of likes, and when the time comes, answer humbly, come out to play, buy some New Year's goods, and pretend to be forced to welcome the New Year at the end of the year.
Guo Zhengdu couldn't help but take out his mobile phone and concentrate on shooting a video, Elevation Cheng was even more excited and screaming, there will be good things as soon as he comes, and the video will be sent to the class group for a while, he will definitely be able to sniff a wave, of course he will appear on camera.
"Qu Chun, help me. ”
Gao Chengcheng was very proud and called Qu Chun to come along, otherwise there would be no one to help him shoot.
"Good. ”
Qu Chun doesn't care, she doesn't know how to play with her mobile phone now, let alone add any circle of friends and the like.
Li Feng started the Tang Seng mode and patted the panda ball. "Look, even if you don't buy anything, you can't nibble on winter bamboo shoots every day, why do you have to buy some marshmallows, small cakes, and some surprises, right?"
Qiuqiu nodded again, you're right, you say it again.
Li Feng felt that the ball was very good, and the cooperation was very good, very good. "In this way, you take out the winter bamboo shoots, set up a stall, sell them and have money, you can buy whatever you want, marshmallows, small cakes, fruits, and buy a bunch of them and send them to Panda Girl when the time comes, Panda Sister will definitely be happy at that time, and hehe will be hehe. ”
"Whoa. ”
Qiuqiu screamed excitedly, Li Feng was speechless, don't be too excited, don't make trouble. "Then let's pack up the winter bamboo shoots and transport them to the village entrance to sell?"
Qiuqiu nodded subconsciously, and the tourists exhaled in unison, finally convincing the panda, it was not easy. The audience in the live broadcast room felt that Li Feng was too bad, which deceived the pure and kind Qiuqiu.
"Qiuqiu is too simple. ”
"There's no way, it's normal to be sold when you meet such an unscrupulous owner. ”
It's just that Li Feng didn't have time to be happy, and Qiuqiu immediately shook his head again. "Hahaha, don't do it, Fengzi you've been talking for a long time, it's useless to spend so much tongue. ”
The tourists who filmed were also happy, Qiuqiu just nodded his head very quickly, but he shook his head faster, you can say anything, I agree, but you can't hit my idea of winter bamboo shoots, otherwise everyone and friends will not have to do it.
"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death. ”
"No, Kaede's words are in vain. ”
The audience in the live broadcast room reacted, and they were all happy. "The ball is good, and the job is beautiful. ”
"Look at Kaede's expression, hahaha is so interesting. ”
"It's so funny. ”
There was a lot of joy in the live broadcast room, a lot of fireworks, congratulations for Qiuqiu, it was so refreshing, a wave of gifts were all named to Qiuqiu to buy marshmallows, small cakes, roses, of course, Qiuqiu will never want roses, maybe fruit cakes and bamboo cakes are more popular with Qiuqiu.
Li Feng hated this wave of gifts so much that this group of guys was deliberate, and then there was the panda Qiuqiu standing opposite him, he originally thought that Qiuqiu was a teacher bear, and his feelings were a liar, deceiving his pure feelings.
Li Feng patted his ass and stood up. "Okay, I decided to introduce a richer and more handsome panda who can sell winter bamboo shoots to Panda Girl, you wait for the bear doll holding Panda Girl. ”
"Hahaha, annoyed and angry. ”
"No, I'm going to die laughing. ”
"My laughing little brother has cramps. ”
Nima's ears hurt when she laughed. ”
"Tooth decay laughed at me twice. ”
"I'll go, no hemorrhoids laughed and exploded. ”
"Fengzi, thank you, I'm constipated when I laugh. ”
Nima Li Fengxin said, I'm not a doctor like you, what kind of disease do you all have, neurosis. Qiuqiu seemed to be frightened by Li Feng, hugged Li Feng's thigh, and came again, Li Feng couldn't cry or laugh.
"Kaedeko, you're too cruel. ”
"That's it, a parent like you is really a social underworld* evil force. ”
"That's right, it's comparable to the Chinese mother-in-law, Fengzi. ”
Li Fengxin said, when did the mother-in-law become an underworld force, this can't be nonsense.
Qiuqiu hugged Li Feng's thigh and shook it vigorously, with a posture that Li Feng would not let go if he did not agree. Li Feng was speechless, this guy is now starting to play tricks again. "Okay, okay, I won't introduce other pandas to pandas for the time being. ”
Sure enough, when he heard this, Qiuqiu immediately let go of Li Feng, and went to shave winter bamboo shoots and sent them to Li Feng's feet. "I didn't expect to say it for a long time, but this sentence still works. ”
"That is, the vicious mother-in-law who wants a house and a car is the number one force in the world, who doesn't bow his head, who dares not to bow his head. ”
"Poor Qiuqiu meets Kaede's mother-in-law. ”
Your sister, Li Feng almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, this group of second goods.
Speechless, how tall he is, how can he become a mother. "This ball, these winter bamboo shoots, it's not that I don't want it, so I'll help you set up a stall, work hard, one day you can buy a house, pay the down payment, and marry a panda girl." ”
"Come on, lad, I'm optimistic about you. ”
Li Feng slapped the ball, full of encouragement.
Qiuqiu nodded the bear brain hard, as for the bear head for the hair, because Li Feng said to marry the panda girl, as long as the panda girl was mentioned, Qiuqiu's bear head would not obey the call.
What a good panda, Li Feng was happy, Qiuqiu dug out half of the winter bamboo shoots in his collection, of course, the other half, this child is very real to stay. "Okay, finally convinced Qiuqiu and set up a stall. ”
"Hahaha, that's not persuasion. ”
"That's right, I feel like Qiuqiu's psychology has been ravaged a hundred times, how pitiful. ”
"That's right, what an honest panda, Fengzi, your half mother-in-law is scared of the little bear. Several Li Feng's fans held up their mobile phones to take pictures of the scene just now.
Li Feng looked at these people speechlessly, girl, you are mistaken, I am a man, I can't afford such a high-end title as my mother-in-law, and besides, it's half of it, and it's half of this thing.
"Let's go, I'm going to ride the tricycle. ”
Winter bamboo shoots are at least dozens of catties, one is not easy to get, and there are balls, let it crawl over by itself, it is estimated that the lunch is over, and this stall can't be put out.
Ten minutes later, the panda bamboo shoot stall was set up, and there was a problem with the first transaction.
"Don't want money?"
"Just a monkey, but you only need money?"
Li Feng is also confused, Qiuqiu and Wukong, Xiaobu is different, and he doesn't know much about money. "Why don't you try to buy some marshmallows, Qiuqiu loves this. Li Feng set up the computer while playing the scenes of Qiuqiu digging winter bamboo shoots.
It attracts many tourists to come and watch. "Look, these winter bamboo shoots are all panda balls, dig them out one by one, the quality is guaranteed, not to mention, you can also take pictures with pandas when you buy winter bamboo shoots, go back and talk to friends, absolutely have face. Guo Zheng became a salesman.
"Don't really say it, but the panda doesn't need money, how can we buy it." ”
"It's coming, it's coming, marshmallow is coming. This directly emptied the marshmallow of Li's second house. "So much?"