"Don't pretend, you can talk, what are you pretending to be weak!" Yaoyao twisted Han Feng angrily.

Han Feng's eyes were blank, he looked at Yaoyao blankly, looked down at himself again, and said, "Why is that place bulging?"

Yaoyao was annoyed and ashamed, and when she went up, she had a big mouth, which made Han Feng's nose and face swollen and his mouth and eyes crooked.

"Why did you hit me? It hurts, you know?" Han Feng complained while covering his swollen face.

The more Yaoyao thought about it, the more angry she became, and she took off her shoes and slapped Han Feng in the face again.

"Young grandma, stop fighting!" Steward Han finally couldn't help but say.

Yaoyao was also tired, threw her shoes on Han Feng's face and said viciously: "Dare to eat my mother's tofu, you are too bold!"

As he spoke, he picked up the tea on the table and drank it.

"It turns out that soft thing is called guts..."Han Feng looked at his hands and said thoughtfully.

Yaoyao's old face turned red, stared at Han Feng viciously and roared, "Have you had enough!"

Han Feng still said innocently: "What do you mean by playing?"

"Yaoyao, I think Feng'er should be stupid by thunder. Mrs. Yu said, "Don't be like him. ”

"Yes, you look like this, you must be stupid, forget it, girl, I'll take you to eat boiled fish. Old man Ouyang also relieved the siege.

Yaoyao pointed at Han Feng with a trembling hand and said, "For the sake of the face of the boiled fish, auntie, I spared you today!"

"Daddy Ouyang, what kind of fish are we eating, I want to eat boiled fish with rattan pepper!" Yaoyao immediately changed her face, and walked out with a smile and took Old Man Ouyang's hand.

"Women, it's really fickle!" Steward Han sighed.

"Old Hantou, do you say it again, I'm also a woman!" said Mrs. Yu teased.

Steward Han shook his head, copied a chair and sat down and said, "You don't count, you're an old lady." ”

"This aunt is finally gone, but I'm so tired!" Han Feng said with a long breath.

Mrs. Yu and the housekeeper saw that Han Feng was normal, and they were not so worried.

"Young Master, why are you pretending?" asked Steward Han.

"You old bachelor doesn't understand, if he doesn't pretend, this won't be so quiet!" said Mrs. Yu.

Han Feng cleared his throat with a serious face at this time and said, "When people are about to die, it feels really amazing! For a moment, I heard a very wonderful sound, and I also saw a scene that I had never seen before!"

Mrs. Yu chuckled twice and said, "Child, I remember that a scientist made a statistic before, and the world found one hundred and fifty people who had been declared dead and later came back to life, and their statements were the same as yours. So what does this prove?"

"When a person dies, his breathing stops, and his body is filled with carbon dioxide, causing his brain to hallucinate!" Steward Han said coldly.

Han Feng shook his head and said, "The three-year-old generation gap, the generation gap between the two of you and me is insurmountable!"

Under Han Feng's inquiry, Mrs. Yu told Han Feng everything he had happened this time, and raised her own questions, why was Han Feng struck like this by thunder, what did he do!

Han Feng smiled bitterly: "I actually didn't do anything, didn't I run out of anger that day, I just went out and felt that it was not necessary, how common this thing is, right, am I just an illegitimate child, even if it is an illegitimate child, I am also a model among illegitimate children, and in the future, with my appearance, I will definitely be able to get an illegitimate army to take revenge on society." And then I was struck by lightning!

The three of them chatted like this for a while, and suddenly Han Feng heard Yaoyao's voice, and immediately got back into the bed and continued to pretend to be half-dead.

"I forgot to bring my special bib, if I go to eat boiled fish, my clothes will be in danger!" Yaoyao said to Old Man Ouyang as she jumped into the house.

As soon as they entered the door, the atmosphere was very embarrassing, Yu Lao and Steward Han both had stiff expressions, and Yaoyao's sensitive sixth sense began to attack.

"This life is still warm, Han Feng, you continue to pretend to me, ah!" Yaoyao smashed the teacup she had just picked up, and stared at Han Feng viciously.

"Sister is so powerful, that cup is so pitiful!" Han Feng deliberately continued to pretend to be crazy and said stupidly.

Yaoyao looks like nothing, and he doesn't show any flaws when he yells out like this, it should be true.

"This aunt, I'm scared to death!" Looking at Yaoyao who turned to leave, Han Feng wiped his sweat and said.

"Okay, you big pig's trotters, you actually pretend to be so similar!" Yaoyao, who had just gone out, suddenly turned back, and immediately broke out when she saw Han Feng still holding Erlang's legs.

"Isn't it just pinching you? so much meat, how can it reflect its value if it is not pinched?" Han Feng quipped.

Yaoyao's anger that had just calmed down was arched again, and she took out a small leather whip from behind her and scolded Han Feng: "You better die!"

"Don't make trouble, it's important to get down to business, at this time, Mo Yin suddenly appeared at the door and said anxiously: "Yaoyao, don't make trouble, don't turn around Han Feng, where is the Lijin Empire, something happened!"

As soon as Yaoyao and Han Feng were about to go out, they heard Yu Shan's garrison report from him: "Someone has sent an invitation to Yu Shan, inviting Mrs. Yu to be a guest on their island."

"I haven't heard of this island, is Lao Han your family?" asked Mrs. Yu.

Steward Han shook his head and said, "It's really not, we have a vast inland territory, but there is no sea area."

"Investigate the situation and report it quickly!" Mrs. Yu instructed lightly.

"This island is located in the depths of the forbidden sea, and no one can get out of the forbidden sea, so it has always been regarded as a no-man's land by us. Steward Yushan quickly returned.

Han Feng frowned when he heard this, at this time, he invited Mrs. Yu over, and he always felt that there was a conspiracy.

"Let's leave for a while, go to the island, you can delay it until we come back!" Han Feng said and was about to go out.

But when he turned around, he found that Yaoyao suddenly disappeared, and without the key, he couldn't go to the Lijin Empire at all.

"Young Master Lijin, don't be in a hurry to leave, I also invited you, if you don't go, your friend will be clicked, as he spoke, the messenger waved his hand, and the two men in black walked out carrying a burlap bag.

"I'm in my pocket, save me!" Yaoyao's voice came from her pocket.