Return Chapter 49 Heaven does not give birth to me as a keyboard warrior

In the examination room of Tianhai No. 1 Middle School, a whistle was heard, and all the candidates also handed in their papers in an orderly manner.

After handing in the papers, some of the students sat in their seats and discussed the contents of the papers, and also exchanged answers with each other.

"Eh, how did you write the last translation of the ancient text?"

"I, I don't, I don't even understand what it means, I just wrote a few sentences. ”

"You wrote casually, I didn't even write, I didn't have enough time, so I handed in the paper. ”

The students in the whole examination room were talking about the last exam, and the noisy sound also swept the entire examination room.

It's just that Ye Guxian in the back is holding his head in his hands, looking at the young man in front of him and talking.

"Brother Ye, you're too powerful. The young man swallowed his saliva: "You handed in the paper so early, and the composition has not been written yet, I took it, you are my eldest brother." ”

The young man looked at Ye Guxian and said, and Ye Guxian's left ear went in and out of his right ear, and he didn't listen to it at all.

"Brother Ye, I'm just bad at math, and the rest have passed, that is, when I take the next math test, can you let me take a few looks?"

Ye Guxian still ignored him, he really didn't like to meddle in things, and besides, this person Ye Guxian didn't know, so there was no need to care.

"You promise me no, math is one hundred and fifty points, without you I will definitely make up for thirty points, if the overall score is poor, my dad will definitely hammer me." ”

The young man looked at Ye Guxian, his eyes full of pleading.

But seeing that Ye Guxian ignored him, the young man simply said directly: "In this way, Brother Ye, you say, I can give you as much money as you want, if you want one million, I Zheng Zhihao can still afford it." ”

Zheng Zhihao raised his head and said to Ye Guxian.

This young man's name is Zheng Zhihao, an out-and-out rich second generation, although there is no way to compare with a family like the Qin family, but in this Tianhai City, the upper class is also a wealthy family, and this Zheng Zhihao is the only male in the Zheng family, so his father is very strict with him.

"Oh?"

Ye Guxian looked at the chattering young man in front of him with some interest, and said, "You have this money, how good is it to spend money directly to find a school?"

"This.." Hearing this, Zheng Zhihao also smiled a little tearlessly: "Brother Ye, don't you know, my dad pays the most attention to my academic performance, especially mathematics, if I don't do well in the exam this time, I will definitely be hammered by my dad when I go home." ”

He thought that Ye Guxian was going to agree, after all, everyone who knew a little about this school knew Ye Guxian's family, but he didn't think about it, and the next sentence made him a little embarrassed.

"Your money is of little use to me, and I am not short of it now. ”

Indeed, the current Ye Guxian really does not lack this million.

Hearing this, Zheng Zhihao was indeed a little embarrassed, so he simply talked about what he was good at.

"Brother Ye, I also know about you and Zhou Jie, he will definitely take revenge on you. ”

After speaking, Zheng Zhihao looked at Ye Guxian with a solemn face.

"That's it, Brother Ye, although I don't study well, I'm still very good at computers, hackers or anything is not worth mentioning to me, and what I'm best at is my own hands. ”

Speaking of these, Zheng Zhihao looked at Ye Guxian arrogantly.

"Your own hands?"

Ye Guxian really couldn't imagine what he wanted to express in this sentence.

"Yes, it's your own hands, and in layman's terms, it's what you call a keyboard warrior. ”

When Ye Guxian heard this, he laughed directly.

He still knows what a keyboard warrior is, and it is the same as the water army on the Internet, but the word keyboard hero is more sensitive than the water army, which is the kind of people who wantonly abuse on the Internet.

"Don't think too much, I'm a keyboard warrior with a very sense of justice, only for those cancers in society, and some bosses who owe wages to migrant workers, I don't just scold people, and now the entire Internet community knows my deeds, but they all give me a word. ”

"Oh?" Ye Guxian smiled and looked at Zheng Zhihao, who was like a river, and asked suspiciously, "What words?"

"God doesn't give birth to me as a keyboard warrior, the key path is like a long night!"

Heaven didn't give birth to you as a keyboard warrior?

Ye Guxian looked at Zheng Zhihao, who was full of seriousness, and said, he also wanted to laugh.

But then, Zheng Zhihao immediately said: "Think about it, Brother Ye, Zhou Jie has done a lot of evil at school, if I help you, Zhou Jie will definitely be angry." ”

At this time, Ye Guxian felt that there was such a person next to him who would be used sooner or later, although he didn't know what this kid in front of him could do.

"I promise you. ”

Seeing Ye Guxian nodded, Zheng Zhihao also had a trace of joy in his heart.

I finally failed my exam again.

But then Zheng Zhihao's face became a little embarrassed.

"Brother Ye, do you have any solution?"

Ye Guxian nodded.

"You can just take my paper and copy it. ”

"Ah" Zheng Zhihao looked at Ye Guxian: "Brother Ye, you won't be playing with me, the invigilator above is not a vegetarian, this must be caught." ”

Ye Guxian smiled: "You don't have to worry about this, you just have to write." ”

"This..."Zheng Zhihao swallowed his saliva: "Okay, just according to what Brother Ye said, anyway, this is the only way, if I am caught, I will go home and be hammered." ”

Ye Guxian didn't pay attention to him, only listening to the whistle outside again.

Immediately after, the two invigilators walked in, picked up the chalk and wrote a few more times for the class, then turned around and said loudly.

"Today's second exam is math, time, 150 minutes. ”

After saying that, the invigilator sent the paper down.

The candidates below received the papers, and they all picked up the pens one by one, looked at the papers seriously, and wrote.

At this time, the two invigilators were also watching Ye Guxian's movements.

I saw him pick up the pen and quickly answer the questions on the paper, not even using the calculation paper, and writing the paper vigorously.

In less than ten minutes, Ye Guxian easily filled in the answer on the paper.

"Phantom"

Ye Guxian thought silently in his heart, and then the pen in his hand turned into exactly the same as the scroll on the table.

"Hidden"

Ye Guxian then recited silently, the original scroll had disappeared in the eyes of others, but the only one who could see this scroll was Zheng Zhihao in front.

Then, Ye Guxian directly said that the volume was folded and thrown under Zheng Zhihao's bench.

Zheng Zhihao, who was waiting for Ye Guxian's answer, suddenly saw the paper below, and subconsciously glanced at the front of the podium, only to see that the two invigilators didn't see it, so he quickly picked up the lecture paper, put it under his own paper, and copied it fiercely.

It didn't take long for Zheng Zhihao to stop the pen in his hand, and then carefully handed over Ye Guxian's scroll.

After Ye Guxian got the scroll, he directly reappeared the scroll and walked towards the front.

"Classmate, are you done writing again?"

The two invigilators looked at Ye Guxian and came over again, and asked subconsciously.

"Hmm. ”

Ye Guxian nodded, put the scroll in his hand on the lectern, and walked back to the back.

"This..."Professor Li looked at Ye Guxian and asked, "Aren't you checking it out?"

Mathematics is not a language, and there are many things that can be made wrong if you are not careful, so Professor Li kindly asked Ye Guxian.

"Nope. ”

Ye Guxian waved his hand, didn't turn his head, walked to his place, and sat down.

At this time, the students in the examination room were already stunned.

What's the situation with this guy, it's too ruthless.

After returning to his seat, he didn't know what to do, so he simply leaned on the table again, and there were only two invigilators left in front of the podium, one looking at Ye Guxian, and the other looking at the paper in his hand.

"Lao Zhang, how about this paper you wrote?"

Professor Li said to the invigilator next to him.

"This..." I saw the invigilator next to him staring at the paper with a shocked expression on his face.

"It was all done right. The invigilator swallowed his saliva and said in a hoarse voice: "I didn't understand the last question, but I was solved by this kid." ”

After saying that, the invigilator was not calm.

"No, we must recruit this student, I'll go to my dad now." ”

With that, the invigilator walked straight out.