"Once upon a time, I was young and ignorant, and I didn't know what pretending to be X was, but now I know it but it's too late, if God can give me another life, I will definitely cherish it!"

"Dad, why did you beat me, it hurts!" said Hara Shangcao aggrievedly.

Lili glanced at him and said, "I memorized the lines wrongly, I should fight!"

At this time, Han Feng, who was struggling to wake up, answered: "I've been split like this, do you still have the heart to joke?"

"You're still glowing with electricity, don't say a word, beware of being charged when you fart for a while!" Yaoyao said angrily.

Han Feng was struck by lightning this time, and he really almost went to report to Lord Hades, and sure enough, as Yaoyao said, the more times he was slashed, the more difficult it was to bear.

Two months, two full two months Han Feng can barely get off the ground, these two months Han Feng has been discharging, Yaoyao took the opportunity to get a lot of rechargeable batteries and small flashlights and other novelty things to set up a stall at the entrance of the palace, every night with Han Feng to charge the prototype, having a lot of fun.

Han Feng has been suffering from the pain of bone erosion every day for the past two months, and the feeling of thousands of ants rushing in his body has made Han Feng almost crazy.

Fortunately, Yaoyao's playfulness prompted the continuous output of the current accumulated in Han Feng's body, which could be regarded as accelerating Han Feng's healing process.

However, the most painful thing for Han Feng in the past two months is not physical, but mental, every time he sleeps, all kinds of pictures frantically merge into his mind, and these pictures are as real as what he has personally experienced.

"Yaoyao, I want to go to Nanshi for a walk, I haven't been on the ground for two months, and I'm suffocated!" Han Feng looked at Yaoyao and pleaded.

"Shall I carry you?" Yaoyao heard this, and sat at the table with her chin in her hand and looked at Han Feng.

Han Feng moved his arms and legs, and said, "You shouldn't have to carry it, if I have an accident, you can just pull me!"

"Don't think that little Jiujiu old lady in your heart doesn't know, you've been holding back for two months and want to find a chance to eat my tofu!" Yaoyao said angrily.

Han Feng pressed Yaoyao on the ground and rubbed it thousands of times in his heart and said, "I'm afraid of dirty my hands, your tofu is too greasy!"

After a beating, Han Feng lay on the ground with a blue nose and swollen face, crying and said, "Oh my God, why did you let me meet such a dominatrix!"

In this way, Han Feng lay in bed for three more days, and in these three days, Han Feng has become accustomed to receiving the information injected into his brain, and he can calmly summarize and sort it out.

"Yaoyao!Yaoyao!" Han Feng shouted while lying on the bed.

"Big pig's trotters, you call the soul!" Yaoyao wiped her nail polish and kicked in the door angrily.

Han Feng waited until Yaoyao walked to his bedside before sitting up and said, "Help me do something, you go to Nanshi to have a look, just over there in the tofu shop to see if there is anything strange." ”

"Are you sick, is it the old lady who you said to transfer?" Yaoyao still said angrily.

Han Feng clasped his hands together and said, "It's very important, please!"

Half a day passed, and Han Feng scolded in his heart: "Sure enough, women are monsters when they go shopping!" Let him go to Nanshi Tofu Shop to have a look, and he has been there for a long time!"

"I'll rub it, Han Feng, what the hell!" After Han Feng scolded three thousand and one times in his heart, Yaoyao suddenly appeared, and her expression was flustered.

"Don't worry, speak slowly!" Han Feng hurriedly handed over a glass of water.

"Guess what, what did I see at the Tofu Shop in Nanshi!" Yaoyao said mysteriously.

Han Feng deliberately shook his head like a rattle, this kind of performance will make Han Feng, who Yaoyao can't hold back, know very well in his heart.

"Where did I see someone who asked for food, he looks exactly like you!" Yaoyao said seriously.

After listening to this, Han Feng was silent, because one of the impressions poured into it every night was a picture of a broken bowl and a tofu workshop in Nanshi.

"You go to the western suburbs again, the widow's house in the western suburbs!" Han Feng said intersectingly.

"Western suburbs, so far away, you want to run to death your aunt and me, and go to the widow's house, what's the matter, your taste has changed?" Yaoyao said reluctantly.

"If you are told to go, you will go!" Han Feng ordered very seriously.

This time, Yaoyao went longer, and it wasn't until late at night that Yaoyao walked back step by step.

As soon as she entered the door, before Han Feng could ask, Yaoyao began to stare at Han Feng's face carefully, and after looking around a few times, she began to laugh, and she was cramping from laughter.

"What are you laughing at?" Han Feng felt that this girl was strange, and thought to himself that this thing must not be holding back a good fart.

Yaoyao laughed and almost turned her back on her breath, calmed down for a while and opened her mouth to say, "You first said the purpose of your walk on me today, why did you let me go to those two places?"

Han Feng told his feelings and experiences, and Yaoyao fell silent after listening to it.

"Speak quickly, what's going on at Widow Lin's house?" Han Feng asked anxiously.

As soon as Yaoyao heard Han Feng's question, she didn't hold back and said with a smile: "It's nothing, it's nothing, it's just that Widow Lin took in a dog two days ago, that dog.... It looks like you!"

Han Feng thought to himself, it's a little interesting, although it was uncomfortable to be struck by lightning this time, but it was really earned, although he didn't know what it was, but he deeply felt that as he slowly got used to this kind of scene acceptance, he could receive more and more pictures every night, and if it continued to develop like this, Han Feng could become a person who watched and listened to all directions, and wanted to know everything if he closed his eyes and slept with his eyes closed!

"Wake up, you're all coming out!" Just as Han Feng was thinking about something beautiful, Yaoyao gave him a big mouth and said.

Looking at Han Feng, who was full of obscenity, Yaoyao squeezed and said: "You, you like to dream now, and it's the kind you use during the day, which doesn't match your label of a vigorous young man!"

"I call it grinding, you know, grinding!" Han Feng replied.

The next day, Han Feng ran out early in the morning and went straight to the eastern suburbs.

"Last night I saw something good under a well in the eastern suburbs, but I can't see it clearly, I have to fish it out today!" Han Feng said with a wicked smile.

Now, Hanfeng can get news not only through the eyes of people and animals, but also plants!

Although plants don't have eyes, plants have feelings, for example, under the barren well in the eastern suburbs, there must be something good, because all the trees and flowers around him feel it, and there is a strong energy constantly injected into the branches of these flowers and plants from the bottom of the well!

After running all morning, Han Feng arrived at his destination, lying on the well platform and looking down, he couldn't see anything in the black rumbling, and Han Feng didn't have a flashlight, so he could only go down to the bottom of the well to take a look.

This well is very deep, and the further down it goes, the more spacious it becomes, and Han Feng fell directly down with a slippery hand.

"Oh my mom! what stabbed me in the ass!" Han Feng screamed in pain.

Then he struggled to pull out the thing that pierced his ass, and looked at it through the light that wasn't very strong.

This is a nail, and I especially want to have a big nail, but it is about ten centimeters long, and the nail is as big as a steamed bun.

I'll rub it, fortunately, Lao Tzu has a big life, and if he deviates a little more, Lao Tzu will directly explain it here!Han Feng thought to himself.

"What the hell!" Han Feng muttered, wiping the nail with his clothes.

"This is Lei Gong's hammer!" An old voice came, and Han Feng was so frightened that all the hairs on his body danced.

"Don't scare me, I'm cowardly, my scalp is numb now, and I may use child urine to deal with you at any time!" Han Feng said tremblingly.