A few minutes later, the staff brought an item covered in a red cloth to the stage and handed a note to the host.

The host then said to the audience: "Just now we received a treasure donated anonymously.

Before I unveil this treasure, let me give you a brief introduction. ”

"This treasure can be said to be a health and health product, because it is not only beautiful and beautiful, but also rejuvenating.

It can also be said to be a peerless miracle medicine, and it is said that drinking it can prolong life and cure all diseases.

Even ......"

At this point, the audience burst into laughter and interrupted the host.

"I said host, are you still reading? Or even what, can people fly up and become immortals?"

"Oh, isn't this just a prank? It also cures all diseases and rejuvenates the youth, why doesn't he say immortality?"

"Who is so boring, what lawsuit to sell, don't donate if you can't donate, spend so much effort and delay time!"

"Hurry up, this thing looks like a trick, whoever believes it is stupid!"

……

At this time, a fifty or sixty-year-old *** got up.

"Everyone, be quiet, I think it's interesting, I really want to see what such a godly thing is, can it scare people.

If you can bluff people, isn't it a matter of millions at most, my old cow bought it, so I should make everyone happy!"

Lao Niu is a local farmer entrepreneur in Qingchuan, straightforward and popular, and he amused everyone in a few words.

The people around him laughed and praised the old cow's atmosphere, and designated him to buy it.

The host looked at the note, and the next words were even more embarrassing, and finally read it hard.

"The note said that this treasure could even help martial cultivators improve their strength and break through bottlenecks.

Finally, the donor also left a special sentence on the note!

"What's that?"

Professional hosts generally don't laugh unless they really can't hold back.

At this time, the host couldn't hold back any longer, and laughed directly, and tried several times before finally reading: "It says, these are all true, whoever lies to people is a puppy!"

I'll go, what's this?

It's like a child playing around and playing.

It's too funny to say such child's play on such a serious occasion.

The audience burst into laughter.

Even Su Chen couldn't help laughing, and silently gave Qin Wanyue a thumbs up.

"Your humor cells can make the audience laugh when you say one sentence. ”

Qin Wanyue said proudly: "I'm also telling the truth, let's all swear poison, it depends on who believes it!"

After the audience laughed, they were all successfully aroused their curiosity and asked to quickly reveal the true face of this treasure.

The host came to the red cloth, held his breath, and came to a countdown.

When the countdown reached one, the red cloth was suddenly lifted.

The treasure is revealed!

"That's ......"

Almost everyone stood up, craned their necks to look at the stage.

When they saw the treasure in its true form, they were angry and wanted to laugh.

"My grass, it's actually a bottle of mineral water?"

"Or the cheapest kind, a dollar of ice dew?"

"This is the host of the heavenly treasure just now?

"This joke is so cold!"

In the audience, there were those who laughed and cursed, and there was a mess.

The host asked everyone to be quiet and said the starting price: "100,000!"

As soon as this price came out, everyone looked at me and I looked at you, and they laughed again.

One person chooses to bid.

100,000 is a drop in the bucket for anyone sitting here.

But no one wants to pay for it.

Spend 100,000 yuan to buy a bottle of mineral water?

This is definitely something that only a brain can do without a string.

Everyone thinks stupid, buying it is a matter of paying IQ tax, and no one wants to do it at all.

Seeing that the time is passing minute by minute, the auction is about to be lost.

The old cow who initially expressed his stance was coaxed and pushed out.

"Mr. Niu, didn't you say that you would spend 1.8 million yuan to make everyone happy?

This treasure is really cheap, only 100,000, why don't you take it quickly?"

"Yes, Mr. Niu, we are here to do charity today, isn't 100,000 yuan just a matter of sprinkling water for you?"

Everyone, you and I said a word, and directly pushed Lao Niu to the point where he couldn't get off the stage.

Lao Niu is also refreshing: "No matter who is doing the prank, in short, it is not easy to make everyone laugh."

Isn't there a saying that money is hard to buy and happy? I'm quite happy right now.

I want this bottle of water, and I said that it was okay to 1.8 million, then it is a lot, my old cow decided to buy it for 1 million, can you see it?"

"Okay!"

The host seemed to be afraid that Lao Niu would regret it, and knocked the hammer three times in a row, and directly gave the ownership to Lao Niu.

The facial expressions made the audience amuse.

Su Chen secretly recognized Lao Niu.

He made a beautiful move, and he looked like he was at a loss, and he was pushed out as a fool, but he didn't suffer at all.

took the initiative to raise the bidding price to one million, which not only made a familiar face, but also made everyone feel that this person was very real.

True wisdom is foolishness.

Lao Niu took a picture of the mineral water, and he didn't plan to ask for it at all.

was about to sit down, but saw that the people around him had already helped him get it back.

"Oh, this water is still open, a million second-hand water, it's really rare!"

The man didn't deal with the old cow very well, he didn't want to let the old cow go like this, so he led people to coax him, and forced the old cow to drink it on the spot.

"Old cow, don't you want to take a sip of the water you bought for a million?"

"This is a treasure, look at your gray hair, maybe you can really rejuvenate!"

"That's right, you taste it, and everyone will have fun!"

The old cow was furious, but knew that this was not the time to lose his temper.

He couldn't resist everyone, so he simply picked up the bottle and smiled all over his face: "Okay, I'll take a sip of this million water, to be honest, I've never drunk such expensive water in my life!"

Lao Niu's funny tone and aggrieved expression amused everyone.

In front of everyone's eyes, the old cow took a deep breath and drank half a bottle in one gulp.

The bodyguard he brought with him was an acquired martial artist, and he knew that Lao Niu was forced to be helpless, and he felt uncomfortable.

Directly snatched the remaining half bottle of water and said: "Doesn't it mean that this water is more effective for martial artists?

"Goo-goo-goo!"

A bottle of water was completely empty.

Seeing Lao Niu being ridiculed in public, extremely aggrieved, his opponent laughed contentedly.

The matter is over, and the moderator is about to move on to the next one.

But I heard someone in the audience exclaim.

"Old Niu, what's wrong with you?"

What's the situation?

Could it be that the bottle of water is poisonous?

Many people got up and looked at the old cow.

However, when they saw the old cow clearly, they were all shocked.

Blinking and rubbing his eyes repeatedly, he couldn't believe what he was seeing.

I saw that the old cow, who was originally full of white hair, actually became a black hair at this time.