Chapter 1135: A Stupid Chong Who Can Cultivate
Yin Dong was at the bottom of the water, sensing the fluctuation of the stupid silver carp's thoughts, and a thought came to his heart: "Shell God, is there a technique to let the fish practice, can you make the fish smaller?"
If the stupid tarpon becomes smaller, you can let Xiaobao take it with you as a bodyguard, and when you don't go out of the Holy Realm, you can't be safer.
Yin Dong just asked casually, and he didn't have any hope at all.
The mysterious shell quickly gave a reply - an idiot talking about a dream!
This reply was not unexpected by Yin Dong, he smiled, he put aside this thought, continued to cultivate, and wrapped the boat in a water whirlpool and walked forward quickly.
The poor stupid silver carp was hung up by the light rope condensed by Xiaobao with the power of the formation at this time, and threatened it: "If it is not small, it will always be hung and dried fish!"
Xiaobao remembered the dried fish that Aunt Cai dried and fried it in oil, it was so fragrant!
He licked his little mouth, and his eyes swept over the huge body of the stupid silver carp, so that the stupid silver carp sensed Sen Sen's malice, oh no, this little devil really wants to eat it!
"Be small, I'm willing to be small!" the stupid tarpon had a strong desire to survive and immediately expressed his position.
As for how it doesn't know how to get smaller at all, that's not a problem, as long as this little ancestor is appeased now, and then find an excuse to fool, it has lived for so many years, and it can't fool a human cub?
Soon, Silly Chong knew that he was very wrong, and Xiaobao was not so easy to fool at all. For it, he found a reason for "needing the cultivation of the water tribe", but Xiao Baole was broken: "The baby will, the baby will teach you to catch mice!"
When Yin Dong was just getting started with cultivation, Xiaobao followed up and learned the exercises of the "Heavenly Dragon True Solution" quenching chapter, although he didn't know how to cultivate, he could teach others to cultivate...... Although, for him, it's a game of mouse catch!
The stupid silver carp is not a human being, and its physical structure is different from that of the human race, so logically speaking, it cannot be cultivated by the human race.
However, under Xiaobao's guidance, it was to let the stupid silver carp find a sense of qi, successfully induce qi into the body, form a unique exercise route belonging to the silver carp, and successfully crossed the threshold of cultivation.
Born with a Dao body, it's such a cow!
The stupid silver carp fell into the dire cultivation of the waters, and was about to be played bad by Xiaobao. But, it hurts and is happy.
As a fish of the Void Saint level, because of the coincidence of the opening of the Spiritual Intelligence, evolution and mutation, fortunately lived long enough, lived to the Tribulation Period, and relied on Yin Dong to survive the Thunder Tribulation, although it was not considered to survive the Thunder Tribulation, it was just a fish in the Void Saint Period, but it had something more in its head.
It vaguely knew that if it successfully survived the thunder tribulation, it would be baptized by the essence of heaven and earth, and it would be reborn. However, it failed to survive the catastrophe, and it had no chance to be reborn, but Xiaobao taught it to cultivate and induce qi into the body, and it could also be reborn.
Stupid silver carp really thinks that having such a demonic little master is a great luck for Yusheng!
"Xiaobao, it's amazing!"
When Yin Dong quickly cultivated and returned to the boat, he found that the stupid silver carp could cultivate, and he couldn't help but be dumbfounded. In the middle of the night, he gave his son a thumbs up and praised it, and after that, he said with burning eyes: "When you go home, you will also teach Dajin to cultivate." ”
If their dog can cultivate, they can live longer and be able to accompany their father and son all the time.
Xiaobao smiled brightly, and said happily: "Okay, the baby also teaches the little squirrel, the stupid ape, the stupid snake, the stupid fish, and the baby leopard to ......."
While the little guy was chattering, Yin Dong sighed, and didn't say that the stupid snake and stupid fish were gone, and let the stupid mirage eat them. He rubbed Xiaobao's brain and asked, "Are you hungry?" Do you want to eat grilled fish or boiled fish today?"
Thinning the fish fillet, blanching it in the fish soup, and dipping it in the seasoning is also Xiaobao's favorite way to eat, but now he doesn't like to eat it...... Whoever eats fish for many days will get tired of eating it when it smells fishy in their mouths.
Xiaobao said: "The baby doesn't want to eat fish, he wants to eat meat, fried meat with bamboo shoots!"
After speaking, he saw Yin Dong laughing, and quickly covered his ass with his little paws, adding: "It's not bamboo to beat the ass, the baby is very well-behaved, don't fight!"
"Hahaha......"
Yin Dong laughed, hugged his son and kissed him fiercely, floated out, and threw himself into the bamboo forest on the shore. With a small exercise, he caught more than 30 bamboo rats and brought back a lot of mushrooms and bamboo shoots.
The bamboo rats were all bigger than normal, each with nearly twenty pounds, like a little piglet, and threw them on the water platform behind the boat, piling up a big pile. The two warriors who were in charge of cooking quickly handled the bamboo rats, cut some meat slices, fried bamboo shoots and meat slices, and chopped the rest into pieces and stewed mushrooms.
When the dishes were cooked, the fragrance wafted on the surface of the river, tempting the ancestors to be unable to meditate and cultivate. Tu Lao Zu has always been informal, and shouted in a thick voice: "Xiaobao, what are you eating, it's so fragrant?"
Xiaobao's mouth was stuffed with bulging, and he said with a muddy voice: "Stir-fried meat with bamboo shoots, it's not delicious." ”
"This little villain, are you afraid that the ancestor will steal meat from you?" Colonel Zhong smiled and pinched Xiaobao's nose.
Yin Dong Khan was embarrassed to say that his son was a food protector.
Except for the warriors and Xiaobao, who had to eat at every meal, Yin Dong and the ancestors rarely ate along the way, basically relying on the energy they absorbed during cultivation to replenish the energy needed by the body, which is often referred to as Bigu.
Therefore, when the soldiers cooked, they would not prepare the food of Yin Dong and the ancestors. Xiaobao is also afraid that the ancestors will come over to eat, and the food will not be enough.
Usually, the soldiers eat fish, in order to save oil and seasoning, they are simply steamed or boiled, and then they eat grilled fish, which makes the ancestors smell and have no appetite.
Eating stir-fried meat and stew like this today, the fragrance is so tempting that the ancestors are hungry. Xiaobao's obvious protection of food made Tu Laozu choke, but this old man was thick-skinned, so he didn't care so much, his body flickered, and he fell to Xiaobao's side, and directly snatched this kid's chopsticks and went to eat meat.
"Well, it's really unpalatable, Yin Dong, hurry up and catch fish for your son to eat, this meat is really unpalatable, so I'll give it to my ancestors." ”
Xiaobao: "......" can the ancestor be so shameless and grab the baby's bamboo shoots and fried meat to eat?
Yin Dong saw his son's puffing appearance, and he was about to laugh, and deliberately echoed and said: "Okay, Xiaobao doesn't like to eat fried meat with bamboo shoots, so don't eat it, I'll catch fish." ”
"Baby wants meat!"
Xiaobao was in a hurry, his little paws stretched out, and he directly hugged the vegetable pot containing the fried meat with bamboo shoots, and angrily accused: "Bad ancestor, grab the baby's meat!"
Everyone laughed, and the laughter spread far and wide on the surface of the river, causing many fish to jump out of the river, and the roars of beasts in the jungle on both sides of the river.
Before he could laugh, he heard Xiaobao roar: "Stupid tarpon, throw the bad ancestor into the river!"
On the water next to him, there was a sound of water, and a huge fishtail flew up, and it flew Tu Lao Zu like lightning, so fast that Tu Lao Zu didn't have time to react at all, and he fell into the water.