How painful does this slap hurt?

Shen Jingbin originally had a mighty and unyielding tough face, and he slapped him down and shouted directly to the crying father of the fan!

The tears in the eyes of the two are bubbling out!

didn't wait for Lu Yifan to wait for a second, this thing directly snorted and tears on the ground and began to kowtow wildly!

He couldn't stop yelling: "Mr. Deer, Mr. Deer, don't fight!"

Lu Yifan just gave a slap in the face, but he didn't expect this product to be cowardly.

"Can you be a little bit of a gentleman?

The talented women present were shocked into a cold sweat when they saw this scene.

Okay!

What kind of writer is this!

A slap slapped a person's teeth out, and he also beat people to their knees and called them "sir", which is more of a bandit than a bandit!

Cui Xianghong's face had turned red into pig liver, and he said angrily: "Grandstanding! Lu Yifan, are you performing acrobatics with your poetry just now? Playing these little tricks is really insulting!"

Lu Yifan laughed and said: "I want to fight a hundred poems, and I sleep in a restaurant in Jiangdong City." The prince couldn't get on the boat, claiming that the minister was a fairy in wine!

As long as I think, what's so hard about me chanting a hundred of these drinking poems? Say I'm grandstanding? Do I bother to win the game with that kind of little means?"

As soon as the students heard Lu Yifan's mouth, they no longer had contempt for him in their hearts, but more reverence.

His name is "Yifan", but from the poems he recites, as well as his words and deeds, he shows an extraordinary meaning.

Ha Wen is happier at the moment than she is to win the five million lottery jackpot.

This deer is simply against the sky!

Even an old woman like Cui Xianghong can be scolded by Lu Yifan and can't take care of herself!

Although He Wen is usually amiable, she is a person who does not smile, at this moment, she stared at Lu Yifan with a flushed face and laughed while watching, after the boys around her saw it, she only felt that He Wen was radiant, and a slight smile could attract the hearts of these little boys.

Mature (harmonious) women are the most attractive to boys of their age, because in this kind of beauty, they can feel something called "charm".

He Wen's elegant temperament, explosive figure, and charming appearance can kill all little boys in an instant!

The so-called peony flower dies, and it is also romantic to be a ghost.

Some people even think that if they can do it once with a ripe beauty like He Wen, they will die immediately, and they will have no regrets in this life.

It's a pity that now this beautiful woman who is greedy for a lot of talents, but there is only Lu Yifan in his eyes.

"You say you can still make such a drinking poem? I admit that you did a very good job of this poem, but you were also lucky, inspired. In this way, if you can make another masterpiece that is not inferior to this poem, then this poem will be considered a win, otherwise what if you lose?" Cui Xianghong said with a light smile.

After hearing this, Hewen's face, which was still smiling, instantly darkened.

This Cui Xianghong is too shameless, right?

In the four rounds of poetry, Lu Yifan has already won two rounds, and there are two rounds left, even if the students of the Poetry Association win, it is just a draw, and now Cui Xianghong actually said this kind of thing under the premise that Lu Yifan is leading!

"Teacher Cui, you have gone too far! In the four rounds of poetry, Xiao Fan has already won two rounds, and everyone should know what his talent is, I think Xiao Fan should win directly. ”

When it was time to make a move, He Wen argued for Lu Yifan with a single knife.

Cui Xianghong was not good at playing Laipi directly in front of everyone, so he could only say: "This is the lead singer of my Handong Poetry Association, I just want students to have more exchanges with students from other schools." What's the point of making one more poem?"

Lu Yifan evaporated the alcohol through his skin, and at this moment he was awake from alcohol, and his brain was better than ever.

Cui Xianghong is simply shameless to the extreme!

What does it matter?

Oh, Lao Tzu has already won two rounds, and now you actually want to win or lose again?

What about the cheat?

you're paralyzed, who is willing to do it?

Lu Yifan rolled his eyes, waved his hand, and said with a smile: "If Teacher Cui wants to benefit the students and let them learn more from me, then I don't have any opinion! As long as you admit that I won first, then I will make another song!"

After Cui Xianghong heard this, he hesitated for a long time, not knowing what to say.

For the benefit of students?

Pull it down!

She just doesn't want people from Hezi to join the National Poetry Association!

In that case, her chances of wanting to sit in the position of president of the Handong Poetry Association will be even more slim!

Looking at Cui Xianghong's embarrassed appearance, Lu Yifan smiled lightly again: "But...... In order to let the students of our Handong Poetry Association have a deeper understanding of me, I think it is not impossible for a poem to determine the winner......"

"Okay! Then it's decided!" Cui Xianghong immediately said as if he was afraid that Lu Yifan would regret it.

She does anything to win.

"Hey, I said that your old man is pregnant in October, so there is no need to be in such a hurry, right? Lu Yifan said with a smile.

"What request?" Cui Xianghong vaguely felt that Lu Yifan seemed to have some conspiracy hidden in that smile.

"In this way, if Mr. Cui is really good for the students, I won't give it a chance.

Doesn't Wenwen have a bottle of green tea in her hand? I'll just make a living, and think it's a good tea in ancient times! If you pour tea into my hand and bow and call me 'Teacher Lu' to show your humble advice, then I'll make another poem related to 'wine' to ensure that it is not worse than the one just now, how about it?" Lu Yifan smiled lightly.

This method is simply to force Cui Xianghong to recognize Lu Yifan as an elder!

Even if Lu Yifan loses in the end, Cui Xianghong's face will be lost.

In front of everyone's eyes, Cui Xianghong was of course unwilling to do this.

But on the contrary, when this group of talented women who regard talent as their fate heard it, they began to shout!

Liang Yifeng: "Teacher Cui, you can sacrifice your ego and let us increase our knowledge." I really admire that ancient poem just now, if I can do it again, I will have no regrets in this life!"

Ou Chen also echoed: "Yes, Mr. Cui, it's just a form anyway, don't you also say it, is it for our good?"

Chen Haoxue nodded and said, "That's right." Besides, if Lu Yifan can't do it, even if we win, we won't suffer a loss. ”

Cui Xianghong is so angry that he almost scolds his mother!

Fuck your uncle!

Don't suffer?

What the hell is it that you guys don't suffer losses?

It is I who sacrifice dignity!!

The vice president of the Handong Poetry Association, a great country in the Chinese literary world, is more awesome than the professor of the Chinese Department of Peking University, Cui Xianghong!!

Let the old lady pour tea and bow to a student in her early 20s?

Do you want to respect the teacher?

Who is this insulting?