Chapter 868 - Split a Fork for You
Zhang Zi'an tossed with Richard for a while, chasing from downstairs to upstairs.
Richard flew to the chandelier and identified Zhang Zi'an for fear of breaking the chandelier.
In desperation, he gave up this boring cat-and-mouse game for the time being, and didn't want to disturb π.
"Like, like!" Shihua's voice came from the bathroom.
Zhang Zi'an didn't hear it at first, thinking that she was practicing pronunciation, but she kept screaming, and then he realized that she was calling him.
"Zi'an, not Zian!" he said as he walked into the bathroom, "Like I told you, Xi'an is not Xian." ”
"It's too troublesome, it's almost the same anyway!" Shihua waved his hand nonchalantly, "A big man shouldn't be so mother-in-law all day long!"
"It's about my name!" Zhang Zi'an emphasized.
"Let's not mention this yet, what happened to that woman just now?" Shihua asked, pointing downstairs.
At this time, Zhang Zi'an noticed that the small window in the bathroom was open, and the curtains were not drawn.
It's spring, it's still cool when the wind blows in, the small window in the bathroom is generally not open, and Shihua is dressed too coolly.
Obviously, Shihua heard the noise downstairs just now, which aroused her curiosity, and she deliberately opened the window in order to hear clearly.
"Which woman?, the one who ran?" Zhang Zi'an leaned over and closed the window.
"No, don't think of me as a child! Of course I know the one who runs, doesn't he pass by here almost every day?" Shihua pouted, huffing his waist crossed.
"The other one is a first-time customer who had a sudden attack of diabetes and fainted, and the guy who happened to be running passed by and saved her. Zhang Zi'an explained, "Why do you ask this?"
He wondered why Shihua suddenly became interested in Chu Manhua? Could it be because they both had the word "Hua" in their names? No, Shihua probably didn't necessarily know how to write the word "Hua."
"I was going to broadcast live, but the dog barked so hard downstairs that I wasn't in the mood, so I opened the window and listened to the ......" Speaking of this, Shihua stopped talking a little.
"What's wrong?" Zhang Zi'an saw that her expression was different, as if she was trying to think about something, which was rare for her to be big-chested and brainless.
"I can't figure something out. She said stupidly.
"What's the matter? can you tell me?" Zhang Zi'an became even more curious.
"You?" she looked at him with distrust, and honestly, the look hurt him.
"What's wrong with me?" he looked down at himself, he was dressed today, and the zipper on his crotch was closed.
"You're a man. She pointed to this fact.
Zhang Zi'an looked confused, "So you want to talk to a woman?"
Shihua probably also felt that it was not realistic to find a woman to come over to discuss at present, sighed, and said boredly: "Actually, I just want to know, why was that woman abandoned by her boyfriend just now?"
"Because her boyfriend disliked her for having diabetes. Zhang Zi'an shrugged, "Are you upset because of this? But such a man is just an exception, and it cannot represent all men." ”
Across the water, Shihua stared sadly at his slender and strong fishtail, "If Oba knew that I was a mermaid, and I couldn't become a mermaid, would he dislike me?" or even ...... Abandon me?"
Zhang Zi'an was dumbfounded for a while, and said in his heart that there are two things to say about whether your Oba exists, ninety percent of them are your fantasies, and you have to put a question mark on whether you exist or not, where do you dislike you?
But it's no wonder that since this mermaid appeared, she has been walking the world for love, and is willing to cross half the world to pursue her Oba...... Of course, this is also related to her road idiot attribute, and she probably doesn't know how far away half the world is.
"The audience in the live broadcast room often said: I don't know what to say, let's split it for you! If one day I have nothing to say to Oba, I can't even split it......" Her mood was even lower.
Do you believe that?
Zhang Zi'an's face is full of black lines, this is clearly an Internet buzzword, do you really believe that those otaku who say witty words can split forks? They really want to forcibly split and can only pull their own eggs!
"If Oba dislikes me and abandons me, I'm afraid I'll have to die......!" Shihua wiped his tears with his hands and sobbed: "Why is it not too painful to die?" Hanging your face will be deformed, cutting your wrists is too painful, if you jump off the building, you won't fall to death on the second floor, or I'll commit suicide by throwing myself into the water! Woo~"
There are too many slots, and Zhang Zian didn't know where to vomit for a while.
"Hmph, is your life for men?"
Suddenly, a cold voice with disdain came from outside.
Shihua stopped crying half-truths and looked at the bathroom door with Zhang Zi'an.
Fina walked in with a straight face and glared at her coldly, "Are you so annoyed by Oba Oba all day long? Why are you so unproductive? Whether you are a person or a cat or a fish, if you want to be happy, you have to rely on yourself to fight for it! This palace looks down on the woman like that just now, being abandoned by a man is like the sky is falling, and I want to vomit when I look at it!
Zhang Zi'an was dumbfounded when he heard this. Fina rarely confides her dislike for someone so bluntly, probably because she treats humans like slaves and ants. Of course, it's a daily dislike for him, so it goes without saying.
Whether he or Lao Cha, they are a little annoyed that Shihua has been talking about Oba all day long, but Lao Cha can't say it if he is a gentleman, and he is too lazy to say everything, but it is Fina who says it so bluntly and in such a stern tone.
He didn't expect that other people and elves were quite sympathetic to Chu Manhua's experience, and felt that she encountered such a thing - she had a chronic terminal illness and was abandoned by her boyfriend who had been in love for a long time, which was indeed very miserable, but Fina actually had another opinion, but because it often had a stinky face, it was not noticed by everyone.
"Filipino...... Fina ...... "Shihua was also stupid, and tears hung on her long eyelashes.
Fina said sharply: "That woman, job hunting is for men, losing weight is for men, learning makeup is for men, and she is born to put herself in a humble position! Tianxingjian, a gentleman should strive for self-improvement! The same is true for women! A woman who is truly worthy of admiration should have her own ambitions and ambitions, no matter hardships, setbacks, or abandonment by men, she will never give up her share of responsibility! Now, wipe away your tears!"
Zhang Zi'an, who would have made fun of himself at such times, was so silent that he didn't even dare to let out a fart. The sound of typing and flapping wings outside also stopped, as if the whole world had been frozen.
Shihua, who usually cries when he is reprimanded and scolded like this, did not cry, and his mouth was half open, as if he was so shocked that he forgot to cry, and mechanically wiped away his tears.