"Damn! Five horses of Yunjin silk are five million! This is called topping others for half a year at a time, and the boss really thinks too highly of me, right?"

Li Mo held back the excitement in his heart and said with joy.

Not to mention five million, his previous work was only 50,000 yuan in half a year.

The boss really thinks too highly of him.

After the rent collection was completed, he silently recited "Hui" in his heart, and when he reappeared, he was already in a mental hospital.

Then, he immediately informed the boss that he had completed the rent collection: "Boss! ”

"Well, I think you didn't just take it back, didn't you? The boss said.

Li Mo groaned in his heart.

Even the boss knows about getting the Immortal Pill himself!

This is too powerful!

Li Mo sneered and said, "Boss, you are such a powerful character, it can't be that you have fallen in love with my Immortal Pill, right?"

As he spoke, he sandwiched the Immortal Pill between his legs.

Such a terrible boss, if he doesn't hide it tightly, he may not know what means to use to take it.

"I'm usually tired of eating this thing! I won't care about anything other than rent, what you do with it yourself, that's your own business. I'm just giving you a heads-up.

However, your ability to pretend to be forced is amazing!

You dare to pretend to be forced in front of the Jade Emperor, the previous rent collector is not as arrogant as you.

The first time he collected rent, he found the Jade Emperor and pretended to be forced in front of him. The boss said.

Hearing this, Li Mo couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth.

I'm pretending to be forced in front of the Jade Emperor, what the boss said is eighty percent true, I can get tired of eating the immortal pill, I don't know what kind of big man it is.

Li Mo is a person who understands the rules, and the boss who should know will naturally tell himself, and if he shouldn't know, he won't say it if he asks the boss.

He continued, "Reminder, remind me of what?"

"This is the Immortal Pill, and the mana contained in it is surging like a river! If an immortal eats it, it can enhance the mana for five hundred years, but a mortal can't bear such mana at all.

If you eat it, you will explode and die!" said the boss.

"What? What should I do then? In this case, wouldn't I be able to keep a treasure that I can't use at all?" Li Mo looked at this lovely pill with some speechlessness.

Immediately, he rolled his eyes, and then said, "Boss, since you said so, there must be a way for me to solve this trouble, right?"

"Clever! I have a cultivation method here, when the time comes, you can cultivate according to the exercises, and you can slowly refine the mana in it!"

I don't want my new rent collector to burp so quickly. ”

After speaking, a document popped up directly in front of Li Mo's eyes.

""Becoming an Immortal and Sanctifying Instant Method Ultimate Cracked Version"?"

What kind of ghost exercise is this? It's a bit too perfunctory, isn't it?

"Boss, where did you get this exercise?" Li Mo asked a little speechlessly.

"I created it myself!"

"What, boss, can you do it yourself?"

"You dare to question me?"

"Uh...... Don't dare!"

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Li Mo directly accepted the document, and the person who dared to collect the rent of the heavenly court must be an amazing adult, even if the Jade Emperor Rulai did not dare to do anything.

How could the exercises he practiced be ordinary exercises?

Besides, this thing is all a way to become an immortal, Li Mo is an unemployed vagrant, and he is still in this mental hospital, and he suddenly got such a big benefit, it is too late to be happy.

However, before Li Mo was excited, the boss sent a message again.

"Don't be in a hurry to be happy, this thing is not given for nothing! I want you to collect the rent of the Erlang Zhenjun Palace as soon as possible. ”

"What? Erlang God Yang Jian? This is a great god! I'm afraid it's not easy to collect his rent, right?" Li Mo said.

"This is a test! Do you think that anyone can be my rent collector? You know the probationary period! If you can't pass the probationary period, I don't want you.

Moreover, you just received the rent of the Jade Emperor, is it possible that you are still afraid of a Yang Jian?

Don't tell me, you believe the content of Journey to the West, Sun Wukong beat the Jade Emperor under the table.

The strength of the Jade Emperor can shoot Sun Monkey directly to death.

You go to Yang Jian as soon as possible to collect the rent first. ”

After saying that, the boss had already gone offline and stopped talking.

Hiss~ gasped and slapped Sun Wukong to death.

Terrible!

Hearing this, Li Mo clicked on the details of the True Monarch Hall with some depression.

Leased land: Erlang Zhenjun Palace

Rental Period: Unlimited

Rent: Tianxin Lotus/100 years

Friendly reminder: It is recommended that the rent collector rush to Momoyama once before going to collect rent.

What are you doing in Momoyama? Isn't that where Yang Jian's mother was trapped? Is it still trapped there?

Li Mo thought with some puzzlement.

But there are still two days to go, and there is no hurry.

You can first practice the "Immortal and Holy Quick Method, Ultimate Cracked Version", and a little self-preservation is real.

Just do it!

Li Mo began to cultivate according to the method, and then took a bite of the Immortal Pill.

For a while, the mana in his body began to surge.

As he ran the exercises, the mana in the Immortal Pill began to be used.

simply ate the entire Immortal Pill directly, with the protection of the exercises, he didn't have any scruples about exploding.

A day later, when he opened his eyes, there was a fluctuation on his body, and between the bone meridians, a faint light flashed!

The essence of light burst out from his eyes, and then he muttered to himself: "Hehe! Lao Tzu has become a cultivator!

The boss doesn't lie to me!"

The next moment, though, he smelled a disgusting smell.

He found that his body was full of stinking black impurities, as if he had crawled out of a stinking ditch.

"This is quenching the body? I didn't expect that the things in the novel really exist, and the first step in cultivation is to quench the body,"

Now he has been reborn, and it is not comparable to ordinary people.

Looking at his originally rough hands, his ten fingers became much whiter and more delicate.

If it weren't for the large palms and thick joints, I am afraid that I would be completely regarded as a woman.

Looking in the mirror, he found that his face was much more handsome.

At that time, these impurities on the body affected their own temperament.

No nonsense, although he is not a person who loves cleanliness very much, but this slimy stinky thing on his body, he naturally hates it very much.

After that, I went straight to the bathroom and took a shower.

When I came out, I felt refreshed.

However, before he could enjoy the process, the door opened.

The person who came was nurse Yue Yun and two security guards.

Big Black and Two Black!

"Come on! Da Lang has taken his medicine!"

The short and fat Yue Yun broke an iron plate with his hand, and in the plate, there were pills and a glass of water.

But the next moment, Yue Yun was stunned for a moment, and then said, "Are you Li Mo?"

"That's right, I'm not Li Mo, who is it?

You guys, you guys, still want to feed Lao Tzu medicine.

Don't think that Lao Tzu doesn't know, you must have received Lin Chen's benefits, and you forcibly fainted and sent to a mental hospital!

These drugs are trying to turn me from a fake psychopath to a real psychopath, right?"

"Hehe! A madman is a madman!

None of the people who went to the psychiatric hospital said that they were really crazy.

Whether you're crazy or not, we don't know, but you're right, we did take Lin Shao's benefits to get you in.

However, now that you are so handsome, it is better to serve me well for two days.

In this mental hospital, with such a beautiful nurse as me for you to enjoy, you really take advantage of Hongcheng. ”

Speaking of this, Yue Yun's face was still full of shyness.

"Fuck it, Lao Tzu knows that you are hungry for my body!"

Yue Yun's most taboo thing was that others scolded her fat woman, and she said angrily for a while: "Old lady, this is giving you a chance to enjoy, you are so ignorant, dare to scold the old lady!"

"I see that you stinky dick has broken other people's good deeds!

The girlfriend was also robbed and cuckolded you.

You're good, not only are you a cuckold to wear, but now you're being sent directly to a mental hospital by your girlfriend and that concubine, like a madman!

It's not as good as a dog, if I were you, I would have found a dry well a long time ago, planted it headlong, and died!"

"Your mother saw her son looking so unproductive, and she was afraid that she would be like you when she had a second child, so she was ready to jump into the river to find a short meeting!"

"Damn! You dare to scold my mother! You dead fat woman!"

Li Mo's most taboo is to be scolded by his parents.

For a while, he was furious, and directly slapped Yue Yun in the face.

Her fat body stood directly in place and spun around several times before stopping.

Behind her, two security guards, who were also Yue Yun's two cousins, Da Hei Erhei, stood up directly.

They looked at Li Mo angrily, and then said, "Nima, next door! You dare to beat my sister, little cub, you don't want to die!"

"I'm going to beat it!"

"Then our brother will abolish you today!"

After speaking, the two of them held batons in their hands and smashed them on the left and right.

Li Mo is not what he used to be, he is a serious immortal cultivator, how can he be compared to ordinary people like them.

I saw him dodge one by one, dodged two batons, one left and one right, directly grabbed the handle of the baton, and then said angrily: "Scold me! Dare to scold my mother, I will abolish you!"

Wait until I get out of this broken mental hospital, and after that, I will go to Lin Chen!

Let him have a good experience, what is despair!"