Mortal DaysPart.1 Chapter 89: Lazy Hell (1)

Chu Yun said quite proudly: "What is this, the good show is still to come." ”

I always thought that the kind of ancient buildings in the underworld that were still stuck thousands of years ago were nothing more than tiled houses, but now that I have experienced it myself, it is already an empowerment to hear Chu Yun's words again. History has gone through several times, whether it is the human world or the underworld, there are earth-shaking changes, only the god realm that is far away in the nine heavens has been like a day for thousands of years, resting on its laurels, no wonder the gods can't bear loneliness, and always love to go to the human world.

Entering the door, I saw a rectangular sign standing next to the gate, on which the main boundaries of the underworld were drawn, and there were marks under each picture, I took a closer look, or simplified and traditional Chinese notes, in addition to the Nai He Bridge, the Hall of Hades, and the eighteen layers of hell, the bottom also drew the route of travel, and a few special marks were circled on the route, all of which were shopping plazas of various formats.

You said that this person is dead, and he came to the underworld to be reincarnated, but how can he have the leisure to visit the scenery of the underworld, let alone buy a few souvenirs.

Chu Yun suddenly patted my head and said, "Why are you standing stupidly, you can still shoot it away with me, this map is all old, even if you remember it, it won't come in handy." I'll take you through the familiar route first, and you won't get lost when you come back when you die later. ”

"I thank you!" I said, gritting my teeth.

I thought to myself that one day, I would simply rely on your door and not leave, not to make an offering of good food and drink.

After entering the door, the souls that passed by the shoulders were dressed in a variety of ways, which was completely different from the outside of the door, and I walked all the way, except for the souls who had just come in, the souls who walked through the street were all dressed properly. Strange to say, I hadn't seen a few souls outside the door before, but after entering, the door began to open slowly, and the group of souls in a long line walked in one after another.

But if you really want to talk about it in detail, this underworld is no different from the human world when you take it seriously, the same lights are bright and green, and the ghosts are boiling. The street lamps on both sides of the road, there are garbage cans under the street lamps, and the slogans painted on the walls are a bit dramatic, writing something like "transform well and be a man as soon as possible", but it is also right, and it is also reasonable.

After walking along the main road for a while, Chu Yun suddenly took my hand and led me into the alley on the left, which was pitch black, and I couldn't see my five fingers, and my other hand subconsciously grabbed in the air, touched a weak thing, and instinctively pinched it a few times.

Chu Yun asked, "What did you touch?"

"Bad description. I replied truthfully.

Chu Yun walked to the wall and stretched out his head to look, and I followed closely. I saw a palace not far in front of me, and there were two half-orcs standing at the door, one was a horse-headed human body, and the other was a bull-headed human body. I thought to myself that it was better to see than to hear, and who would have known that this horse was a zebra and the cow was a cow. The two guys are very greedy for money, but anyone who enters and exits the customs needs to pay tolls.

Chu Yun put his chin on the top of my head, and said lazily: "In front of you is the 'Ghost Gate Pass', those yin people at the door are holding their hands at twenty-four o'clock, I can say it, it's a big deal to be caught back by my uncle, as a god, it is difficult for you to break into the underworld without permission." ”

I shook my head: "What do you say about trespassing into this kind of thing, it's too outlandish." ”

Chu Yun knocked his chin and grabbed my thick hair with his hand instead: "I don't know who they will believe." ”

I said to Chu Yun: "That's fine, it's a big deal, I'll stay here with you and not leave." ”

Chu Yun sighed, got up and walked forward, then took out the folding fan from his arms, held the fan handle and twisted it a few times, and then the folding fan actually lit up.

Seeing that the folding fan unlocked the new mode again, I thought to myself, could it be that this fan is called a thousand machine fan.

"Come with me. Chu Yun said, "Let's take a shortcut and go directly to the Lazy Hell to meet the Hades at this level, and ask him about the whereabouts of Yashan." ”

I followed behind Chu Yun and walked to the end of the alley. At this time, Chu Yun inserted the folding fan into the gap in the wall, turned it slightly, and the wall in front of him suddenly loosened, and then a puff of white smoke came out from the gap.

Chu Yun pulled the stone door open, turned back to me and said, "This is the entrance for employees. As soon as he walked through the door, he added, "Only high-level employees are allowed to enter, and you are the first to know about this place in thousands of years." ”

I stepped forward with my feet dangling in the air and asked, "It's not going to kill you, is it?"

It is rumored that there are many secrets in the underworld, and even the level of the main god is not fully known.

Chu Yun glared back at me and dragged me in. The layout inside is similar to the safe passage in the Humanworld building, but the stairs are much larger, with each step half a meter high. The staircase went down, and it was pitch black in the depths.

I silently counted the height of about three or four floors, and there was no safe entrance. Fortunately, the voice-activated light installed in it is very advanced, but the voice-activated light is not very sensitive, and it needs to be tossed before triggering.

Chu Yun stopped where he was, turned his head and said, "The lower layer has reached the Killing Hell, and I don't agree with the Hades on this layer, so let's be careful when passing by, don't alarm the guards at the door." ”

I asked, "There are guards at the door?"

Chu Yun said: "The guards are generally in the lounge inside the door, only the sound is not loud, and they can't be found. ”

It turns out that the security measures in the underworld are not small, but fortunately there is this secret employee passage.

The two of us moved slowly down against the wall, lightly on our feet along the way, for fear that the footing would be too heavy and cause a sound. Safely passed through the back door of the killing hell, and suddenly I felt something on my back, and I suddenly felt cold, and the clothes on my back were somehow soaked, sticking to my back.

I said, "Ah Yun, look what's wrong with my back, it's a little itchy?"

"What's wrong?" Chu Yun walked around behind me and burst out laughing.

I felt a feeling of cupping up in my back, and Chu Yun put his arm around my shoulders and handed me something that was pitch black and shaped like a grinding disc. said: "Congratulations on your middle, this thing is called a wall pot, and it mostly lives in dark and damp places in the underworld, but you can rest assured, it won't hurt people's bodies, but the mucus spit out is not easy to clean." ”

It seems that under the shiny exterior of the underworld, there is a turbulent dark tide behind it, even if it is a secret passage, some employees should be assigned to come in and clean it.

I started walking against the handrail, not wanting to get up close and personal with this disgusting thing. After walking down for about four or five floors, Chu Yun pointed to the bronze gate in front of him and said, "This is the back door of the Lazy Hell." ”

Immediately pushed the door in, not at all the same as before, and after entering, I didn't see half a ghost, and the lounge was empty.

I continued to follow behind Chu Yun, and on the way, I saw a river next to me, and there were red flowers blooming all over the ground by the river, which was pleasing to the eye, and I couldn't help squatting on the ground and wanted to pick it, and when I took a closer look, I felt that I had seen this flower some, so I naturally said to myself: "This flower is quite beautiful, do you want to pick a few and give it to Chu Yun?"

Chu Yun pulled me up and said, "What are the wildflowers picking on the side of the road?" This is called Manju Sahua, also known as the Flower. ”

I instantly came to my senses, and it turned out to be the same breed as the one in the garden of Eros. I remembered that I had been in the path of Manju Sawa in the Garden of Eros at the beginning, but I thought it was beautiful, so I asked in a low voice, "Do you like it?" ”

"No, never! I can't be blessed. Chu Yun strongly objected, and pointed to the sign in the group of flowers and said, "Didn't you see that it was written that caring for flowers and plants was the duty of every citizen of the underworld?"

I lowered my head in shame and patronized the flowers, but I didn't pay attention to the sign.

The two of us continued to walk forward, listening to Chu Yun say that as long as we crossed a wooden bridge, we would reach the main hall. The road was clean and smellless, and there wasn't even a single patrolling ghost.

"I don't know if you know Manju Sawa or not, and when you see the beauty of the flowers, you want to pick them. Chu Yun said, "In the early years, some ghosts came here to pick flowers by taking advantage of their positions, and secretly gave them to those new young female ghosts. ”

"Wow... This punishment is a bit too severe. I said.

"This flower reminds people of the past, and they are trapped in it. Chu Yun said, "Do you think those who died unjustly, died in vain, or committed suicide, which one is not deeply resentful, if you get this flower, then the resentment must not rise a few grades." ”

Chu Yun asked me, "Do you know why Manzhu Sawa is so red and beautiful?"

I shook my head: "I don't know anything about raising flowers." ”

Chu Yun smiled: "Because their nourishment is a corpse!"

I'm a little surprised, first of all, the corpses taken from the underworld are very unscientific, and the ones raised in the garden of Eros are all this kind of flowers, and they bloom no worse than this, is it also using corpses as nourishment? This doesn't make sense at all.

Thinking of this, two ghosts came to him, and said respectfully: "King Chuyun is good! King Turmeric has been waiting for a long time, please come inside." ”

"Oh, how would he know I was coming here?" said Chu Yun, "you lead the way." ”

The two ghosts didn't take action, but walked up to me and said, "Please move to the other courtyard of the Four Seasons God, and the Turmeric King will visit later." ”

I asked the two ghosts, "Hades knows that we are back, but how does he know my identity?"

The two ghosts didn't answer, like two wooden stakes standing in place, I didn't bother to continue to ask when I saw this, and then one of the ghosts led Chu Yun to the right, and I followed the other to the left.

Before taking it away, Chu Yun told me to be careful not to cause trouble, and handed me the folding fan. Saying that this thing is like a certificate from the underworld, the so-called seeing a fan is like seeing a person, I took the fan and started the experiment, it seems that it has no effect on this ghost, maybe it is a different position, and I didn't think much about it.