Yang Meng sat at the bar in the salon dejectedly, his face had been scratched by Long Xixiang into a big cat.

"Hahaha. Ling Feng laughed as he walked to Yang Meng's side: "Let me tell you, it's really not that I want to laugh at you, I really can't help it!

Yang Meng sighed and said, "Who would have thought that Miss Long Er would scratch people? I can't see anyone now!"

Ling Feng couldn't straighten up with a smile: "This is the end of provoking women, all women are cats, the kind that will scratch people from birth! She is actually very good, and there are still stunts such as biting and pinching people that have not been performed, those are all natural racial talents that women will have!"

Yang Meng glanced at him: "At first glance, you didn't let that person deal with you like this!"

Ling Feng's smile froze on his face: "Which pot you don't open and which pot you don't mention!"

Yang Meng glanced back at Long Xixiang and the others who were sitting there chatting and sighed: "Women are really strange animals! This is obviously the first time we have met, how can it be like a family?"

Zhang San walked over with a medical bag and put it in front of Yang Meng: "There are white medicine, potions and band-aids in it." ”

Yang Meng took the medicine bag: "Thank you." ”

Zhang San glanced at the women who were talking and laughing there, and said, "Xiao Yang, I am a few years older than you, let me tell you my experience: never guess what women think." As long as a woman has the same topic, she will soon become a girlfriend who has nothing to say. ”

Yang Meng scratched his head and said, "What topics will they have in common?"

Zhang San smiled: "When I passed by there just now, I heard them taking turns counting you." ”

Yang Meng: "。。。。。。 You definitely misheard!"

Ling Feng couldn't straighten up with a smile on the side.

"You kid is really good, I heard that Zhou Chun can't find the north after winning?" Zhang San changed the subject.

Yang Meng waved his hand and said: "Hey, what's the matter, that kid has average driving skills, third brother, if you run with him, you must also abuse him!"

Zhang San shook his head and said, "Don't brag for me, I still know how many pounds and taels I have." When I was younger, I couldn't even do a 120 U-turn, let alone now! How the hell can you get through a corner at this speed without flying out? How can you have so much downforce? Are you a fat man with 800 percent?"

Yang Meng shrugged his shoulders and was noncommittal: "Exclusive cheats will not be leaked." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, someone pushed open the door of the salon and walked in: "Third brother, help!"

"Help! It's a bruise. Zhang San was speechless and said, "Charge, why did you fall again?"

It was the charge that came in, he was not in good shape now, one trouser leg was rolled up to the knee, and the leg was dripping with blood, but as Zhang San said, this is a bruise, it looks quite scary, but it is not serious.

Charging saw that there was a medicine box on the table, he opened the medicine box with ease, cleaned the surface of the wound with medicinal wine, sprayed it with an anti-inflammatory aerosol for trauma, and then spread his legs on the chair without raising his head and said: "Xiao Yang, you didn't go to Qingniu Mountain to run the mountain today? Let me tell you, God, I heard that Zhou Chun was abused by people! A fierce man dared to cross the U-shaped bend at a speed of 120 per hour! I went to try it, and after 50 U-shaped bends, I couldn't hold down the car and slid directly. ”

Zhang San pointed at Yang Meng and said, "Now, the fierce man you said is sitting here and here." ”

"Huh?" Charge was still there bowing his head to treat his wounds, and when he heard Zhang San's words, he looked up at Yang Meng: "That fierce man who passed the 120 U-shaped bend is you?

Yang Meng pouted at Long Xixiang: "No, the culprit is laughing happily over there!"

"Huh, who's that beauty? Your girlfriend looks good. It's just that the temper is not very good, and this is ruthless enough to attack you! This is all broken, why do you make people like this?"

Yang Meng looked disgusted: "Whoever has such a girlfriend is considered to have been in the blood mold for eight lifetimes." ”

After hearing this, Zhang San pouted and said, "If anyone knows that you are commenting on the second miss of the Long family, just saliva can drown you!"

Charge exclaimed: "Second Miss of the Long Family? You are talking about Long Xixiang? Don't you tell me that the one sitting there chatting with people is Long Xixiang?"

Zhang San nodded: "You're right, it's really her." ”

The screams of the charge attracted the ideas of the girls, and Qiao Yu glanced at the charge: "Ah, charge, fell again?" Xixiang, let me introduce you, that is the charge, we have the worst driving skills here!"

"Hey, hey!" Charge protested, "I've been working hard, right? Don't you see how hard I've been practicing every day lately?"

"You're not practicing the car, you're crashing!" Chen Jiao complained.

Charging shook his head and muttered in a low voice, "I really can't reason with a woman!"

Yang Meng nodded.

Charge shook the anti-inflammatory aerosol in his hand: "Damn, it's empty, Yang Meng blames me for using up this thing, you wait for me to buy you a bottle." ”

"Buy a bottle?" Yang Meng shook his head: "No, no, just use white medicine"

"Aren't you afraid of scars on your face?" Charge handed the white medicine bottle in the medicine box to Yang Meng: "Take the medicine primer and then apply the medicine." ”

Yang Meng shook the medicine bottle in his hand: "Okay, thank you, I'll go to the bathroom to deal with it!"

When he arrived at the bathroom, he looked at the red marks on his face from the mirror and smiled bitterly, how could Long Xixiang hurt him? He was deliberately injured so that Long Xixiang could stop for a while.

He originally thought that Long Xixiang would be fine if he scratched it twice, but he didn't expect that he underestimated the ferocity of the angry woman's attack, and his face was scratched into a flower.

Of course, he had a way to get rid of the wound now, but that would be too scary, but he didn't want to leave a scar on his face.

Baiyao is good at stopping bleeding or something, but if you want him to get rid of the scar?

Yang Meng thought for a while, took out his car key, and there was a small gourd accessory hanging on the key, and after entering the mana, the wine gourd changed back to normal size, which was Yidi's wine gourd.

Yang Meng poured the white medicine in his hand, and then poured immortal wine into it, and the white medicine was mixed into medicinal mud. Then Yang Meng applied the white medicine on his face like a mask, and after doing all this, he turned the gourd back into a small keychain and put it in his pocket, washed his hands and returned to the hall.

Seeing Yang Meng come out like this, Ling Feng was taken aback: "Dude, what are you doing here?"

Yang Meng cried and mourned: "The face has become a cat, this must be broken, you say that these women are weird enough, they call their face a precious, cosmetics and beauty knife." But why are you so ruthless in other people's faces?"

Long Xixiang was also startled when he looked at Yang Meng's appearance: "Ah, why is it so serious?"

Yang Meng pointed to his face: "You scratched me, do you say it's serious? Xiaosheng ruined his peerless appearance before he got married, and what do you say if you can't find a daughter-in-law in the future?" You are responsible!"

"I'm responsible, I'm responsible!" After Long Xixiang finished speaking, he realized that what he said was not quite right, so he changed his words and said: "When I say 'I'm responsible', I mean that I help you introduce your girlfriend." ”

"Why do you say you're like this? Why are you so selfish if you don't hurt me enough?"

Long Xixiang muttered, "Why am I selfish again?"

Yang Meng pointed to his face and said, "Look at you, my face made you scratch you, this is hurting me, right?

Long Xixiang was stunned for a moment, and he was about to cry in a hurry: "I just 。。。。。。 when you spoke too annoyingly just now If you do break the phase, I'。。。。。。。 I'll raise you for the rest of your life, right?" When he said the back, Long Xixiang's face was red and his ears were hot, like mosquitoes and flies,

Yang Meng saw this situation, don't be teasing Long Xixiang, so he waved his hand: "No, no, no, you don't have to be responsible, in the final analysis, this matter is caused by my mouth full of running trains, so if you scratch it, you will scratch it." It's also a good thing for me, because when I look in the mirror and look at my fingerprints all over my face, I can remind myself to pay attention to what I say. If you don't talk but your brain, you should be punished, and the so-called 'real' of 'what to say' is actually a manifestation of your own lack of quality. I say I'm an upstart, but I can't really ask myself that low. ”

Hearing him say this, Long Xixiang became even more uncomfortable: "In this way, I will take you to Goryeo to find the best plastic surgeon for a scar removal operation." ”

"Don't mind!" Yang Meng was startled when she heard this: "My face is very good, I don't want to go to Gaoli and come back to know my mother." ”

"It's just a scar removal surgery!" Long Xixiang said.

Yang Meng waved his hand desperately: "It's better to say goodbye to this, I'm not like you, I dare to use a knife on my face for the sake of beauty! I'm fine like this now! What's wrong with a few more scars? "Saint Seiya" has said, 'Scars are a medal for men'. Besides, the medicine I use has an ancestral secret recipe in it, and it won't leave a scar!"

"What kind of ancestral secret recipe can not leave a scar!" Long Xixiang said anxiously.

Qiao Yu on the side also said: "Mengmeng, you are injured on your face, if you don't remove the scar, it will really affect your life." ”

"I have added an ancestral secret recipe to this white medicine, and the effect is first-class!" Yang Meng explained.

But reasoning with a woman is a very stupid thing. No matter what Yang Meng said, they had to ask Yang Meng to wash off the medicine for the face injury to see the wound, Yang Meng couldn't drag it out, so he could only take them to the bathroom to wash off the white medicine on the face, these women were really making a fuss, he originally wanted to use mana to directly smooth out the wound, now it's okay, how to use mana in front of everyone?

When Yang Meng rinsed off the white medicine on his face, he saw several women looking at him with surprised eyes.

"Hey, why do you think of me like that?" Yang Meng asked puzzled.

"Ahh

Long Xixiang suddenly stretched out his hands and grabbed Yang Meng's face and rubbed it around, and said, "Do you have any ancestral secret recipes?" Hurry up and take it out for me to try!"

Yang Meng didn't know what to do, and tilted his head and looked at his glasses with a confused face, why am I so white?

Have you become a little white face?