Mortal DaysPart.1 Chapter 61: Joy and Mourning (1)

The spiritual guy has always been proficient in the way of hospitality, listen to its instructions, mix in the rivers and lakes but pay attention to the words "love" and "righteousness", and no matter how different the behavior is from ordinary people, the heart of the world is yearning for the pride of the rivers and lakes, this is the way of people, but also the foundation of the career, the things to do, is nothing more than to follow the heart, its heart yearns for the light, how can it do unbearable things.

Huang Zhuhe said in opening two rooms for us.

This person's three views are correct, and it is difficult to find them in the world, and he can't help but sigh in his heart that the future is terrifying.

I suddenly remembered the 'Tao' mentioned by the Heavenly Monarch, what is the Tao? The Tao is a thing, in which there is essence, and there is also faith, independent and not deserved, and circumference and not destruction. Lao Jun said, "It is the foundation of change, it is not born and does not die, it is formless and imageless, there is no beginning and no end, it is all-encompassing, its big is not outside, its small is not inside, and it changes over time, it is eternal and unchanged, and its beginning is nameless." ”

For the Heavenly Monarch, wine is also the Tao, and the Tao is also wine, obsessed with fine wine and entering the Tao, comprehending the truth of the world. Therefore, he is a good wine, a good wine, and the wine he makes is even more rare.

In my opinion, the same is true of Huang Zhuhe, how bad will the food made by people with heaven and earth in their hearts be bad?

The hotel looks ordinary, but the interior decoration is everything, which is in response to the sentence that although the sparrow is small, it has all the organs. At this moment, the four of them and one dog are gathering in room 303, Chu Yun and I are sitting on the bed inside, Huang Zhuhe and Lin Caiwei are sitting opposite, and Okamoto is lying on the side with a half-pulled dog's eyes. Situ Dailian passed the door three times and did not enter, thinking about special services in his heart, the monkey was anxious to pull the sweeping aunt to ask about it, the aunt is about sixty years old, and she is old enough to squeeze into the ranks of grandmothers, I heard that the young man in the prime of life inquired about the gray industry, but his complexion remained unchanged, and he looked at the mobile phone before he said slowly, "The time has not come, I am waiting for a while." "I have already seen this matter, but I just kept shaking my head and sighing, probably I have never seen such an anxious customer as Situ Dailian.

That Situ Daijin has already liberated his nature, but one foot is stuck on the threshold of stepping towards the door of adulthood, how can this not make him anxious and thus restless? As for the Tao he said at the beginning, he has long been thrown out of the clouds, but he has a thorough understanding of living in the present, contentment and happiness, and he wants to enter the ranks of multi-person sports.

In order not to disturb the rest of the two and destroy the only fun, I said to Huang Zhuhe: "You just said that you heard what happened, but where have you seen it?" ”

Huang Zhuhe glanced at Lin Caiwei affectionately, the two of them were like glue, but they were throwing dog food at our single gods, and after a while, he said: "What my girlfriend thought of after hearing the drum music, I think it will be helpful to the boss, so I will tell you." ”

"Well, when I hear the drums, I remember something that happened not long ago. Lin Caiwei nodded, "This matter has to start with the unwritten rules of our Ji County." The rules handed down from our ancestors say that when someone in the family dies, they will ask the team to see off their relatives, and only the old people who are 'full of blessings', 'full life', and 'full death' will handle the funeral, my grandmother is like this, and the families of those who died by natural and man-made disasters will not handle the funeral for the deceased in any case. ”

I asked, "What is a joy and mourning?"

"Actually, I can't tell the difference, it's all traditions passed down from ancestors. Lin Caiwei shook her head.

Huang Zhuhe interjected: "Boss, I personally think that this joy and mourning is lively in our Ji County, it is nothing more than replacing the traditional project with a model walking the stage, the singer sings popular songs to the portrait of the deceased, and if conditions permit, he will also find coquettish dancers, and he will dance with temptation in public, take off his clothes one by one when he is hot, and even perform some vulgar and unsightly programs. ”

"Ridiculous!" Chu Yun frowned, "There are funerals in other people's families, and the so-called mourning is also timeless, so how can there be joy and joy? And the so-called joy and mourning, but all focus on the deceased, and the deceased's happiness and longevity are happy and mourning!

I saw that the emotional face of the female Hades had changed shape, and I was afraid that she would not be able to control her own mana, and in a hurry, she would make a big change of life, I had seen it before and was mentally prepared, but I was afraid that the two of them would not be able to bear it, and I didn't know what the reason for the female Hades to put on a coat when she went out? However, this trick is very useful, and when the female Hades touched my hand, her whole body trembled, but her mind was stable, and she lowered her head and did not have the idea of withdrawing her hand.

After the situation eased, I said to Lin Caiwei, "Go on." ”

"I'm not afraid of your jokes, what Takei said is true, when my grandmother was handling the funeral, my dad wanted to do this kind of "happy funeral", but then I forcibly stopped it, and the matter was stopped. Lin Caiwei said, "Since the county's drum band was integrated, it has been monopolized by a service company called 'Go All the Way', and anyone in these ten miles and eight townships has to contact this company if they have a funeral to handle." It's strange to say, this company used to be called 'Long Celebration Ceremony' predecessor regardless of red and white, I have been to that side before, and my first feeling is that it is on the right track and strong, and then I don't know what happened, and suddenly changed the boss, and then it was changed to a good company all the way, only to take the white business, and the happy event business is not touched. Since then, I don't know where the new boss pulled the team, all of them are equipped with stunts, swallowing swords and gravel is not a problem, and the women who perform are also able to put down their faces, even if they do funerals in winter, as long as they appear on the stage, they are also wearing intimate clothes, their bodies are sexy, and their appearance is also outstanding, just like supermodels, I am a little envious when I see a woman, not to mention those men who can only think in the lower half of their bodies, every time it is the turn of these bewitching girls to appear, the men are throwing money on the stage, the more they throw, the faster the women take off, the cleaner, and finally take off a piece left, just choose an eye-catching one among the men who throw the most money, both of them returned home, and the woman would come out after dawn. ”

Huang Zhuhe was a little embarrassed, staring at his lower body and being slightly stunned, and he didn't know if he remembered something important, but he opened a bottle of Coke for Lin Caiwei as if he was courteous, and said in a weak voice: "I think the boss just thinks that the funeral makes money, so he does everything." ”

"It is said that there will be a market only if someone supports the market, and there is no harm if there is no buying and selling. Chu Yun's little hands were slightly hot, she glanced at me, and said, "If it weren't for you stinky men who love to watch, how could you promote such a demonic atmosphere?"

Lin Caiwei took a sip of Coke and responded: "Yes, that's it!"

I saw that Huang Zhuhe didn't dare to make a sound, silently took the Coke, screwed the bottle cap, and sat humbly in the corner, without saying a word.

"What I want to say is that this company has gone all the way, and I just said that Ji County can only find a good way to handle funerals, and my grandma is like this, but we didn't choose those services. Lin Caiwei continued, " The drummer of the company who has gone all the way is no different from the Chinese from the outside, but I am used to following the drama, and I can see at a glance that the drummer is definitely not a Chinese, and there are still slight differences with us in terms of facial features, so I inquired because I was curious, and asked if the drummer was not a local, and the rest of the team did not know where he came from, and this person behaved strangely, and I didn't see him speak for a few days, but he was keen to play drums and that's it, and I saw that he always stuck out his tongue when he was fine, just like my dog, and never used chopsticks when eating, just grabbed it with his hands。 ”

I glanced at Okamoto lying on the ground, its drooping dog eyelids were wide at the moment, if I hadn't told it not to talk in front of people, I'm afraid it would have been unable to ask.

Chu Yun was interested, and he excitedly twitched his left hand that was suppressed by me, and after a few twitches, he felt that I was pressed to death and gave up. If I say that this kind of scene is like a classic sitcom, believe it or not, it is the sitcom with glue stuck to the hands of men and women, I don't remember the name, but now I have this experience.

"Do you know what that drummer is called?" Chu Yun asked.

Lin Caiwei scratched her head, squinted her eyes, and after thinking for a while, she replied: "It seems that they are all called drummers Ichiro Ichiro, you see, just by the name, I don't feel that I am Chinese." ”

"Wangwang!" Okamoto suddenly shouted when he heard Ichiro's words, and after reminding him to keep quiet, he asked, "I heard the sound of drums when I came, but someone has been holding a funeral recently?"

"Yes, today is the first day. Lin Caiwei sighed, "I don't know what's going on recently, someone always dies and is not old, anyway, as long as someone dies, then the first time to go all the way will always be the first to know, and then the boss will come to the door to negotiate business in person, but quite dedicated." ”

Chu Yun asked, "How old are they?"

Lin Caiwei frowned: "At first, it was normal to be around fifty years old, the common situation of birth, old age, sickness and death, but now the disease rate is getting younger and younger, but the people who have died recently are between thirty and forty years old, which is a bit strange." ”

Chu Yun and I glanced at each other, and exchanged voices, both of which felt that there was something strange about this matter.

When I came here, I realized that there were very few creatures here, and a place like this should not be the case.

I said, "Can we go over tomorrow's funeral, I think the person we're looking for is the drummer." ”

Huang Zhuhe patted his chest and said, "The boss is no problem, just wrap it on me." Now it's like sightseeing, as long as you pay the entrance fee, you can enter. ”

After saying goodbye to the couple, I was about to go back to my room with Chu Yun, and when I got up, I found that I still couldn't pull out my hand, which looked a little embarrassing. That Chu Yun didn't speak, just lowered his head, and smiled at me when he walked to the door, with such an expression on his face, and then smiled: "Brother Chun, haven't you touched enough?"

I thought to myself, it's not Brother Chun that I want to take advantage of you, but the situation doesn't allow it. Just as I was thinking about it, three pictures flashed in my mind, and three figures appeared on the screen, two men and one woman, just a little turn, but I still saw the faces of the three people clearly, it was Bai Ruyi and the female general who always appeared in dreams, as for the man, he had no impression at all.

It was as if the brain had been pricked by a needle, and the pain was unbearable, and then the sticky hand was withdrawn.

I squatted down against the wall, I didn't understand why the picture of the three of them suddenly appeared in my mind, Chu Yun squatted down and asked me worriedly What was wrong, I couldn't speak, just looked at her quietly.

Consciousness gradually blurred, and when I shook my head, I found that Situ Dailian was splitting his legs along the wall, and his expression was moving slowly and happily, this mountain and wild Taoist priest was getting more and more interesting, and I don't know what happened to him during this time.

Just as he was thinking about it, his vision suddenly darkened, and he fainted, and before he fell unconscious, he heard Situ Dailian shouting "leader", and then there was a roar on the floor.

This kid is really energetic.