Chapter 601 Chapter 602 Two in One 'Masters'
In the next period of time, Yang Meng's plan is perfect, he is ready to take Sheel and Rooney to play comfortably here and wait for the game to start, anyway, he has to play with them, and the more people are more lively, isn't it?
And their play started with watching Tita Von Tees's striptease performance
I have to say that Tita Vantis's performance is really great, and only watching it once makes people feel unsatisfied, and Yang Meng wants to watch it a few more times. But this wish prevented him from fulfilling it.
Because I watched Tita Vantis's performance, it brought endless trouble to Yang Mengγγγγγγ
After all, this is Las Vegas, and money is the most important thing. After the vigorous promotion of various casinos. Now almost all the real people on earth know that someone in Las Vegas has created the myth of getting rich. Although the IRS is still investigating the whereabouts of the 180 million, they can't find any clues. And now Yang Meng's 100 million, is it good for people to have after-tax income?
And this also led to Yang Meng really becoming the most dazzling star in Las Vegas: it turned out that he was looking for those stars to take a group photo, but now it has become a movie star to take a photo with him and then tweet, regardless of whether there are singers, movie stars, sports stars, and now I feel that if I don't take a photo with Yang Meng in Las Vegas, I won't be able to come to Las Vegas or I don't have enough coffee seats!
This feels like a celebrity went to Modu Airport and didn't take a photo with 'Hongqiao First Sister'.
If it's just these stars, Yang Meng is also a layman, and these big stars can blow a wave when they take photos with themselves, right?
But there are still a lot of messy people who come to block him, which makes him unbearable: such as entrepreneurs, investment consultants, financial advisors and the like. These are the most annoying!
You said that gambling manufacturers and spinach websites came to talk to Yang Meng about endorsements, why did you, a sanitary napkin manufacturer, come to me?
Yang Meng can be considered to understand what 'traffic' is, that is, as long as you have a high degree of attention now, then follow the excitement and take the opportunity to make a wave! Otherwise, Castiglioni hurriedly ran to Las Vegas to find Yang Meng and asked him to push a wave for Augusta?
And those so-called investment advisers and financial advisors are pestering Yang Meng like leeches.
These financial advisor and investment advisor titles sound cool and always seem to give the best advice on how to achieve financial freedom, but if you look closely, many of them have a mess of their own financial experiences.
These titles may sound lofty, but to put it bluntly, they're sales.
Whether it's an investment industry or any other industry, all consultants work with a background in sales. Investment advisory is to develop customers, so that more people can invest in their own company, and the company will earn commissions and then return the commission to the investment consultant.
In the early days, these consultants were constantly calling customers to contact customers and introduce their own financial products, and the proportion of telesales in Stars and Stripes was the highest in the world! But then a lot of consultants found out that it wasn't working, so some people came out to find big customers and maintain them.
Yang Meng was targeted by many such people for this money.
But Yang Meng didn't want to invest at all!
He can't spend this money in his life now, so why do he need so much money?
And these investors are really annoying, they are all kinds of means: what makeup waiter broke into the room, makeup driver waiting at the door of the hotel, and a party to make a girl who was naked and only wearing high heels walk into the hotel to deliver an invitation-------- this has long been arrested in Han Kingdom, right?
Of course, there was no crime in Las Vegas: because this woman was wearing two black stockings!
Yes, it's not illegal!
The most hateful thing is: some people think even more outlandishly!
After investigation, they found that although Yang Meng often went to nightclubs to play with beautiful women, and he was surrounded by beautiful women, they really hadn't heard of him taking beautiful women back for the night.
At this time, Xiao Ou and Ake entered their field of vision: this Yang Meng is said to be very strong, and he is still the coach of UFC fighters, how can he have two bodyguards by his sideγγγγγγ?
So one day, the waiter pushed a large cake more than one meter high into Yang Meng's room, saying that it was a gift from someone, and just when Yang Meng and the others were confused, a man rushed out of the big cake.
The woman who came to deliver the invitation had at least stockings and high heels, and the man had a black bow tie around his neckγγγγγγγ Gone!
Well, his muscles are great, well, the capital is not small, but Yang Meng only felt spicy eyes when he saw it.
By the time the security personnel came to the room, Yang Meng had already wrapped the fruit man in a sheet and was about to throw it down from the rooftop on the 54th floor!
Yang Meng is really angry this time! What the hell did that bastard do this?
It's easy to find out what happened: an investment advisor gave the waiter $200 to deliver the cake!
This Nima made Yang Meng so angry that he almost vomited blood!
Yang Meng didn't have the habit of tipping, but Zete did! Which of these security guards and service personnel serving the 54th floor had a less-tipped tip? As a result, Yang Meng was given such a thing for 200 US dollars?
If a waiter loses his job because of a mistake in serving himself, Yang Meng may still say good things! But this waiter? Yang Meng almost threw her out of the window with the fruit man!
This Nima is too insulting, isn't it?
Yang Meng even directly approached Man Rui this time and asked him to help find out the investment adviser of the fruit delivery man! Man Rui was not ambiguous, and sent Swan to make the whole of Las Vegas a chicken!
But in the end, Yang Meng was also disappointed: the investment consultant had two brushes, and he ran faster than a rabbit! After hearing the rumors, he chose to run away, and heard that he had gone to Alaska to catch whales!
These are not the most unacceptable to Yang Meng!
The most unacceptable thing is those who come to him from China!
In fact, it is really easy to meet domestic compatriots here, there are Han people everywhere, and Chinese is spoken everywhere! There are also people who are specially looking for Yang Meng to take a photoγγγγγγγ Yang Meng can generally satisfy their wrongs when he encounters such a person, but some people who think that Yang Meng is really unacceptable!
These people are the so-called 'masters'!
Known as the 'master' in China
There are really too many people! There are all kinds of circles, and there are the most in the four circles: the performing arts circle, the art circle, the cultural circle, and the martial arts circle.
The 'masters' in the literary circle are generally the kind of people who come out of famous art academies or conservatories and then enter the professional group, although there are no decent works after decades, but after all, they have become old men after decades, and they sit on the side and watch the sky and see no one in the sky, and they happily call themselves masters everywhere.
For example, in a singing competition, the so-called 'master' taught Shunzi to sing the song "Go Home" such a funny thing: it was said that the mule was taken out by a horse, but as soon as the aunt opened her voice, the audience could only be shocked after hearing it and then burst out the word 'slot'!
This Nima said that she sang and praised her!
The masters of the art circle are more common: there are not many masters of 'ugly books' and 'ugly paintings'. The ones are jokes: those who write with brooms, those who write with their hair, those who write without looking at paper, and those who rub with their handsγγγγγγ To put it bluntly, it's grandstanding!
You say they're bad? I'm sorry, but you don't understand art! You're all ordinary people! They have confidence!
We are members of the Calligraphy Association!
It was originally an unofficial organization, although it is now very large-scale, and there are branches in various provinces, but some of those who are not strictly managed can basically get in by paying money! This is just like the master of the cultural circle who uses the identity of the association as a cover for himself, and he can enter the association by handing out tofu cubes in the newspaper and paying some moneyγγγγγγ It's just a fool of the layman.
But these are really not the most annoying, the most annoying are the so-called 'national arts masters' in the martial arts circle, that is, one is more powerful than the other, when it comes to theory, it is the head of the road, and what Muay Thai, Jiu-Jitsu, MMA are not in the eyes of others, that is the world's first unmatched.
Of course, none of them can go to the real ring, and it's just a matter of deceiving people in the exhibition match, and it's hard to hold on to it for a minute!
And the 'master' who was defeated doesn't look at the poor kung fu of his fists and feet, but 'the loser does not lose the battle' is to achieve the ultimate level. When it's ripe, all kinds of strange reasons can appear.
What's 'I didn't use my internal strength, if I used it, I would either die or be injured, I am martial virtue;'
What 'I have not eaten all and have no strength';
What's the 'field is too slippery, I slipped to it, not knocked down;'
What a shame!
But such a reason is really not the most bizarre, the most bizarre is a certain bald 'master'.
This 'master' claims to be the descendant of the Shaolin Temple, proficient in all aspects of the golden bell hood iron cloth shirt, and when he participates in commercial competitions, he punches the Tsarist Russian boxing king and kicks the master of the Stars and Stripes country, and abuses the Muay Thai boxing kingγγγγγγ Anyway, in the eyes of many people, this is the spokesperson of Han martial arts, a god-like existence.
Anyway, the opponent has collected the money, can he lose?
After a long time, this 'master' has reached the highest level of martial arts master------ he has been a master for too long, and finally he really thinks he is a master.
As a result, the 'master' ran to Las Vegas, knocked an amateur martial arts enthusiast who was a police officer of the Stars and Stripes Nation into the ring, and directly knocked him back to the prototype.
Although after the game he explained all kinds of things, what is not adapted, international friendship γγγγγ In fact, the biggest possibility is that the opponent is not enough money to buy the opponent.
This 'master' can't even catch up with those masters who have been beaten back to their prototypes, and people still dare to stand in the ring to challenge, but he?
It's probably been scolded for too long, and this 'master' actually did something that scared everyone's attention: he even went to challenge an amateur MMA player known as the 'fake maniac', and directly shouted to the other party: I'm waiting for you here, hurry up and don't be a grandson!
Then when the MMA amateur heard this, he went straight to the place where the two of them had a fight!
As a result, the 'master' became a grandson as expected, and not only became a grandson, but also used a 'nirvana' ------ call the police!
What is this? A lost traditional martial arts trick that can only appear in martial arts and movies and movies: beating people in the air!
I don't have to do anything, let the police deal with you!
You say it's shameful to call the police and be a grandson, right? As a result, the 'master' published his life a few days later, and after saying a lot of nonsense, he said: I don't fight him because he doesn't deserve to fight me, because he is not patriotic, so he is not worthy to fight with me!
It is estimated that after reading this statement, people are confused: you asked people to fight you, people went, you instigated the police to say that people were making trouble, and then went to Weibo to say that people are not patriotic and not worthy of fighting you?
It doesn't seem to be the same thing at all, does it? How do you get connected?
You say that people are not patriotic? Then you can show evidence to prove that he is not patriotic, and you can't just open your mouth, right?
Besides, even if the opponent is really not patriotic, you, as a patriotic 'master', should stand up and beat him, right? How did it become a reason to avoid war? Do you look at the masters of Huo Yuanjia, Huang Feihong, and Chen Zhen in film and television dramas, don't they all become heroes in people's minds by beating foreigners and traitors? What's going on with you?
Oh, you don't fight unpatriotic people, you specifically beat patriotic people?
Dude, who is more unpatriotic?
So compared to those funny excuses such as 'I didn't use my internal skills, I didn't eat enough, and the venue was too slippery', there are new excuses in the martial arts circle that 'the opponent is not patriotic'.
So why did he use 'patriotism' as a reason to avoid war?
It's very simple: the reason why these so-called 'masters' became 'masters' is by 'tying up the country'.
Looking at these so-called 'masters', when they introduce their kung fu, they all say: ours is an authentic traditional kung fu, much better than any Western martial arts. Then they take advantage of the public's 'national self-confidence' to make money and deceive people.
A shaved head is a 'peerless master of Shaolin Temple'?
The funniest thing is that there are still plenty of 'guru' supporters who support his views.
These people are also in the water: what is martial arts? Strength counts! So much is said to go directly to the ring and use your fists to decide the winner, instead of hiding behind the computer, what is the difference between this and keyboard trolls?
In fact, the so-called 'fake maniac' is also an amateur player, who is still in his forties, and it is the fate of being abused when he puts it in the professional ring, and as a result, such an amateur player relies on 'fighting' in China, and the whole country knows what it depends on? Isn't it because there are too many 'fake masters' in China?
Yang Meng, such a 'fake master', felt annoyed when he heard it, but they took the initiative to find Yang Meng's head, and for a while, almost all the so-called 'masters' who were a little famous in China came!
What is their purpose in looking for Yang Meng?
Use Yang Meng's current influence in Las Vegas to promote Han martial arts!
Opening your mouth is the kind that is tall and can't be refused.
Yang Meng couldn't refuse this kind of proposal, after all, he was an angry young man in his bones, and almost every Han person had a dream of a great country in his heart------ except for the public knowledge and 'cents'.
Yang Meng is still very supportive of this wish, so after the beginning, he also received these 'master teams' from China very seriously, but Yang Meng couldn't listen to it anymore.
They have the same content opportunities to find Yang Meng: Yang Meng's influence in Las Vegas is so high now, and his apprentices have entered the UFC competition again, so let Yang Meng arrange for his apprentices to fight with those 'masters', of course, this is a performance nature, not a real fight, 'friendship first and second', or competition, why be so serious? Of course, it would be even better if Yang Meng's apprentices could fall behind in the ring?
Of course, this fight is not in vain, if you look at your apprentices who win a UFC fight, it will only be tens of thousands of dollars, and we will give you ten times! If you play in person! We will give you twenty times!
"Isn't this just fake boxing? What else is it to promote Han martial arts and spread Han culture!" Why do you say it so well?" Yang Meng was very dismissive of their statement.
How much money did Lao Tzu send you?
"Oh, how can you say that this is fake boxing? This is a commercial game and not a serious competition, you just treat him as a show! Universe Dan beat Tyson in "Ip Man 3", you think Universe Dan is really better than Tyson? This is a propaganda technique, you let your apprentices think they are actors, this is taking the performance fee! If your apprentices win the first UFC fight, the performance fee will be higher! You don't have any psychological pressure! You also know that the Han Kingdom Kung Fu is famous on the earth, and this is a good opportunity to promote 'Kung Fu'! Let more people know about kung fu, let more people know about the Han Kingdom, is there a more patriotic behavior than this? All the Han people will support you!"
"If I lose like this, what will happen to the reputation of my apprentices?"
"This is just a cross-border exhibition match, no one will take it seriously, your apprentices really have the strength to naturally fight back, right? Mr. Yang, you must know that your decision is not only related to improving the international status of martial arts, but also affects the employment of millions of people. Do you know how big our country's martial arts industry is? Whether or not you can go one step further is up to you!"
For such a person, Yang Meng replied with two words: Get out!
Propaganda Kung Fu? Can We Use You Jumping Clowns? We'll Do It Ourselves!
Lao Tzu's apprentices are all Han Chinese, and the means they use to knock down their opponents are especially kung fu!
Do you really expect you 'fake masters' to promote Han Kung Fu?
The good stuff has become a laughing stock!
But anyway, Yang Meng has seen what it means to be a toad lying on the instep of his feet------- it doesn't bite, but it's disgusting!
These people are shameless at all, where do you expect them to do things?
In just a few days, all kinds of news appeared on the Han Internet, and the headlines were all similar, which was nothing more than "Master XX went to Las Vegas to challenge the new Han UFC fighters and ended up without a problem", "UFC players dare not fight in traditional martial arts?", "XX master: What dragon rhyme martial arts gym, a group of cowards!", "Avoiding war is the work of martial artists?"
Yang Meng doesn't go online and doesn't watch this thing, but he can't stand Long Xixiang and Long Nanyu to watch!
At that time, he directly wanted to pull these so-called 'masters' together and beat them up one by one, but after thinking about it, this Nima is related to the face of Han martial arts after all! It's just a shame to be embarrassed at home, and it's also so embarrassing to be so embarrassed abroad?
This Nima really slapped all the Han people in the face!
Those so-called 'masters' probably also thought of this, so they dared to make such fearless propaganda and shouting!
Yang Meng angrily called Long Teng and the others directly, wrote down all the 'masters', and kicked me one by one when I returned to China! If you dare to let one go, don't call me master! If anyone doesn't go to the hospital, don't call me master!
Jinnyima thinks I'm papier-mΓ’chΓ©?
But to annoy these messy people, this hotel can't stay anymore, Yang Meng simply rented a few RVs and invited Sheel and Rooney to go out together!
There's another side to Las Vegas besides being a drunken fan: it's a sparsely populated city with only 600,000 residents, so almost anywhere around it is perfect for outdoor travel.
They went to the west to play skiing and snowboarding in Mount Charleston, ran to the Grand Canyon to watch the sunset, ran to the velodrome to experience the speed track, went to rock climbing and skydiving to play extreme sports, ran to the desert to play - fly - machine, and had a lot of fun!
This is really not blind driving, it is really flying a plane to participate in air combat!
What is the slogan of Las Vegas? Of course, 'Nothing is impossible'! Where else you want to fly a plane, you need to be trained, but here, you don't need any experience or qualifications.
Before getting on the plane, the coach will tell you how to operate the plane, and then drive the plane directly into the sky, all T-34 two-seat propeller trainers, the coach sits in front of the passengers, and the passengers in the back row sit in the back, and after flying into the sky, they will be handed over to the passengers in the back row to operate the plane, and they don't have to worry about accidents------ if there is a problem, the coach will directly take over the control of the aircraft.
Anyway, there is only one purpose: to let passengers have fun!
In addition to ordinary piloting flights, there is also simulated air combat, these T-34 trainers are also modified with electronic equipment, which has simulated locking equipment, which allows tourists to conduct an air battle in the sky without gunsmoke!
Yang Meng is a little addicted to playing this, and he has an idea to buy this plane and bring it back to China to play: in the past few days, his piloting skills have improved rapidly, and even those coaches are not his opponents when simulating air battles!
Of course, the idea of buying a plane and going back to play is still to be discussed: the airspace management of the Han Kingdom is too strict, and if you really buy this plane, you want to fly to the sky?
In the end, Yang Meng could only return to Las Vegas unsatisfied------ the much-watched UFC Han National Tournament is finally about to start!
You can play anytime, it's still a matter of getting down to business!
PS: It's really hard to divide chapters, so I just came to a two-in-one, 6,000-word chapter