Di Wei's eyes lit up: "What? Are you a pick-up man? Or are you green?

Yang Meng glanced at Di Wei: "What kind of mess are you making trouble?" Apprentice, if you have any problems, if you can't figure it out, you can send this pig to help you solve it!"

He spoke pretentiously, learning from Tang Seng in "Journey to the West", and "that pig" naturally refers to Di Wei.

Pan Peiyu sighed: "Master, in fact, it's not that complicated, her third requirement is that the child can't have my surname." ”

Yang Meng was stunned: "Oh? Does she mean that the child has her surname? Now it is allowed to have two children, one with her surname and the other with your surname." ”

Pan Peiyu said: "It's not her surname." ”

"Whose surname is that?" Yang Meng was a little confused.

Pan Peiyu smiled bitterly: "She has a bunch of 'husbands', but there is no one surnamed Pan in it!"

Listening to his words, Di Wei came to his senses: "Na Na Na, am I right?"

Pan Peiyu glared at him: "You know a fart, the husband she said is her idol, she is the kind of 'fan circle girl', the kind who especially loves to chase stars." It's all those little fresh meats, eat this today, chase that tomorrow. He wants to name the child with the idol she likes. ”

Yang Meng scratched his head: "It stands to reason that this likes a star, it's no different from us liking to play ball and games, and there's nothing wrong with spending your own money to do what you like." But she's a bit too much, isn't she? The child follows the celebrity's surname? But I think it's just a young impulse, and it won't be like this when she's older. ”

Pan Peiyu sighed: "The problem is that she is 32 years old! She usually calls herself a 'mother fan', and two-thirds of her annual income is contributed to chasing stars。。。。。。 I do this when I have time, and my home is full of celebrity peripherals and boxes of unopened albums. Where there is a concert, as long as you are free, fly over to see, Di Wei is right just now, she belongs to the kind of 'elite', with an annual salary of one million, but she does not have any savings except to ensure the necessary living expenses, and she does not buy a house with such a high input, but rents a house. There are more than a dozen celebrities she calls her husband, but none of them are surnamed Pan. ”

Yang Meng and the others were dumbfounded, not knowing what to say.

After a while, Yang Meng said, "This has reached the point of being sick, right?"

Di Wei said: "When I was in middle school, I had some female classmates。。。。。。 Well, it's basically the type that doesn't have a sense of existence, after sitting in the classroom, I usually watch romance and buy celebrity stickers, and I have nothing to gossip about all day long. The current 'fan circle girls' are all such girls, right?"

Pan Peiyu sandwiched a piece of mutton from the pot: "Long Teng also knows about this, when I went to Beidu, he drove me there, and he told me that these girls in the fan circle are, to put it bluntly, the embodiment of the fan circle economy in the entertainment industry." ”

"Fan circle economy?" Yang Meng didn't understand.

Pan Peiyu nodded and said: "Don't you see fans of different celebrities tearing over and tearing over all day long? Are they really trying to support their own stars? That's someone fanning the flames behind to drive the wind." ”

"What do you mean?" asked Yang Meng, puzzled.

Pan Peiyu said: "Let's make an example, star A and star B have their own fan bases, and many of these fans like both A and B, and the companies behind A and B are unwilling to fan other people's fans under their own stars. The methods used by these companies are almost the same, which is to create a sense of crisis, such as the reason that star A was unfairly treated by star B and was put in small shoes. The result of such a battle is that those girls in the fan circle began to raise funds internally to hit the list, and brush up the data for their own stars, and now the fake traffic of so many celebrities comes from this. As a result, celebrities and companies make money, and celebrities become famous, while stabilizing their fan base. ”

"And the fans just have to pay for it. Yang Meng said.

Pan Peiyu nodded.

Di Wei said: "How do you say that? I am willing to buy a thousand dollars! Just tell the master, what do people spend their own money to care about other people's affairs? Isn't this the same reason that I like to play with cars?"

Yang Meng glanced at him: "That's so, but have you ever considered a question? Why did Pan Peiyu get married with her? You chase stars is your own business, and marriage is a matter of two people! If she doesn't marry for the rest of her life, it's definitely no problem to ruin the lives of two people? It's true that she likes celebrities, but it's a mental illness! You say she's stupid? Can a fool get a million annual salary? After listening to what you said, I feel that these so-called ' Is the fan circle similar to a pyramid-marketing organization? This girl is almost washed, and it's no problem for her to raise a little star by herself!"

Di Wei smiled: "Didn't you listen to Brother Pan? There are more than a dozen people who call their husbands." She doesn't have that much in her wallet. But Master, I think you're right, this is a disease that needs to be cured! This has definitely escalated to the worry of mental illness, but Brother Pan, although we are doctors, our profession is not right, and we can't cure her disease. ”

Yang Meng comforted Pan Peiyu and said: "Okay, don't want such a girl, otherwise you won't have a day in the future." ”

"But she's really good, and there's nothing wrong with her other than this shortcoming. He is good-looking, tall, and has a good conversation. Pan Peiyu said reluctantly.

Di Wei smiled: "There are many girls like this in our hospital." ”

After hearing this, Pan Peiyu said indignantly: "Okay! Don't mention the hospital, our daily life is to go home from the hospital at two o'clock and one line, saying that there are more than 5,000 people in our hospital, but who can see who except during the annual meeting and during dinner? Master, I won't tell you, do any of our orthopedic nurses look good? Yes, but they are all women! What kind of nasal feeding, catheterization, enema, chest drainage, and so on, one is more skilled than the other! Let me tell you a joke, at that time, our department had a group activity, went to the swimming pool, and as a result, a nurse in our department went to the bathroom and went the wrong way to the men's bathroom, and I happened to urinate there for her to see clearly, and what do you guess her reaction was?"

"What's the reaction?" Yang Meng asked puzzled.

Pan Peiyu sighed: "She said: 'Dr. Pan, your BAO skin is a little long, I suggest you go for an operation! 'Do you think I can feel like I'm in love?'

Yang Meng and Di Wei were stunned for a moment when they heard this, and then laughed 'poof'.

"I said Brother Pan, you're okay, it's not like we haven't seen each other when we pee together!" Di Wei said.

"People are demanding. Pan Peiyu said helplessly.

Yang Meng asked curiously: "What about the patients? You face so many patients every day, and there is nothing that makes you excited? You should have no problem talking to a doctor as a doctor, right?"

Pan Peiyu said with a wry smile: "Seventy percent of orthopedic patients are over fifty years old, after all, people are prone to bone injuries when they are older。。。。。。 Master, life is not about watching TV, too many patients in hospitals are elderly! Well, there are many young female patients in urology and gynecology! We are not familiar with them. ”

Yang Meng's eyes widened and said: "You're vulgar too, aren't you? You're really looking at it! You're bullying women! Don't you know that the more important thing is the beauty of the soul?"

Di Wei was overjoyed when he heard this: "Master, you will now stand on the moral high ground and accuse others?"

Yang Meng spread out her hands: "The routine I just learned, I made people point their noses and scold me every day because of the Dongying National Treasure some time ago." Then I found it really cool to stand on the moral high ground and point fingers at others. ”

Pan Peiyu said: "Master, I don't want to listen to what you say! I'm looking for a daughter-in-law, not a charity, and a woman looking for a man is asking for all kinds of requirements, so men shouldn't have to ask for it? You have to be like Qi Kun?"

"What's wrong with Qi Kun?" asked Yang Meng puzzled.

Di Wei hurriedly said: "I know, I know! The lobster is now living with Wang Lingke." ”

"I know this!" Yang Meng said.

Di Wei continued: "But they don't have a house yet. Wang Lingke actually has money, saying that she can buy a house, but Qi Kun is directly angry, he earns a lot now, and there is no problem in saving a few months and borrowing some money to make a down payment. In the end, the two decided to rent a house first. ”

Yang Meng blinked, well, this is very similar to Qi Kun's style, a man can have no power or money, but he can't be without responsibility. It turns out that there is no money, people are poor, short-minded, thin horses, and long horses. Now that the income is good, it is natural to take on the responsibilities that should be shouldered.

Di Wei smiled: "As a result, they quarreled over what kind of house to rent. ”

"Why is this noisy?" Yang Meng was puzzled.

Di Wei said: "The lobster said, anyway, it's to rent a house, just rent a house that can live in the same place, and save money to sell the house in the future, and Wang Lingke said that since the two of them have obtained the certificate to live together, the house must be lived in! Rent a high-end community to live comfortably, and have a newlywed appearance." ”

"What is the final result?" Yang Meng asked curiously.

Di Wei took a sip of Coke to moisten his throat and continued: "How can Wang Lingke fight with the lobster over him? The lobster turned out to be rental! In the end, Wang Lingke was anxious, and kicked the lobster on the buttocks, which made the lobster kick honestly." finally listened to Wang Lingke's words. Later, when the lobster ate with us, he poured bitter water, saying that when he was a child, he let his mother beat him, and when he grew up, his wife beat him, why is his life so bitter?"