Mortal Days Part.1 Chapter 27 Opening a Shop (2)
At this time, in the Star Bank, the rest area was full of people, and I was holding the single number in my hand and sitting at the end of the third row with Rong Rong.
To my left sat Auntie Wang, the chief dancer of the community square dance activity center, and in front of her sat Auntie Li, the leader and teacher of the Elderly Tai Chi Sword Club, known as the 'Jade Face Sword Fairy'.
Coupled with me, the Spring God of the Ninefold Heaven Outer Genuine God, and the True Dragon Maiden Ao Rong, the distant relative of the Dragon King of the North Sea, the four of us heavyweights sat together, which was extremely eye-catching, not only the customers waiting for business, but even the security guards at the door also cast envious glances at us from time to time.
"So that's the way it is. Aunt Li bent over and said, "Don't look at her usually dressed brightly, she may not know what to do behind her back." ”
Aunt Wang patted her thighs and spit out Mu Xingzi and flew away: "That's it, young people nowadays are like this, and they can't bear to be lonely." ”
As soon as the sound of gossip sounded, the surrounding crowd immediately stretched out their ears and prepared to listen.
I stretched my waist and said to Aunt Wang, "That's not it, it's all more impetuous." ”
I really don't know what they're talking about, but in order to pass the boring time, I have to blend in, after all, it's also a matter of pride to talk to two celebrities in the community.
When you wait, you can only pass by by chatting.
"Can you guys be quiet!" The old man behind Aunt Wang suddenly stood up: "I'm over eighty years old this year, and I can't hear the system calling when you are so noisy." ”
Aunt Wang and Aunt Li ignored him and continued to talk.
I heard Aunt Wang whisper, "I talked about the most wonderful place just now, and I didn't see this old thing come to talk." ”
Aunt Wang, as the dragon and phoenix among people, and a role model in the hearts of the majority of the elderly, will indeed not give in to others.
I wanted to call Rong Rong to join in, but when I turned around, I found that this girl was snoring and surfing in her dreams. It must have been last night that I secretly stayed up late behind my back, hey, the younger generation now!
Aunt Wang finally found out, she turned her head and asked me: "I've seen your guy, you live in our community, right?"
I nodded, feeling honored to be recognized after a square dance.
Aunt Li pointed at me and said, "Guy, what's your name?"
Before I could answer the questions of the two aunts, Rong Rong suddenly opened her eyes and replied, "His name is Xiaochun." "Then keep running and surfing in your dreams.
"Oh! it turned out to be Chunchun. The two aunts said in unison.
Belch...... Suddenly, there was another title, which gave me the illusion of becoming a singer, and I glanced at Rong Rong, who was drooling, and I was really grateful to her, and came up with an alternate name for the author.
Aunt Li said, "Chun, how old are you this year?
"Lao Li, what are you talking nonsense. Aunt Wang grabbed my hand: "Looking at Xiaochun's talent, he must be married! ”
I felt like she was humiliating me, but I couldn't find any proof.
Am I that old, how can a girl as old as Rong Rong be my child?
I shook my head: "Let the two sisters laugh, I'm still single, this girl's name is Ao Rong, it's my cousin." ”
As soon as they heard me call them sisters, the two aunts had a happy face, and the wrinkles on their faces deepened a lot, and now they could hold a few playing cards.
"Single aristocrats!" Aunt Li said: "It's a good thing for a man to put his career first, but he can't be sloppy in his life." ”
"That's right. Aunt Wang catered to her: "A man is busy with his career outside, there should be a virtuous helper at home, seeing that you are so thin, it must be that your usual food is not palatable, and you don't eat much." ”
I'm ashamed to say that I'm not just a bad meal and didn't eat much, I am a typical representative of eating the last meal but not the next.
It's even more ashamed to say that I don't have a career to be busy with, except for being a god, I can be regarded as poor and white, with clean sleeves.
Strange to say, since this descent to the earth, I have a great demand for mortal food, and these foods that are usually just tasted have become a necessity for me to replenish my energy.
To the gods, this is an incredible thing. Is the Lord God trying to test me, or is he putting me under a heavy burden to strain my mind and starve my body?
Aunt Wang took out the thermos cup she carried with her in her bag, she seemed to carry this water cup with cartoon patterns everywhere she went, she took a sip of water: "This cup was given to me by my daughter, it's very beautiful!"
"It is indeed beautiful!" I said, "I can see that your daughter, Aunt Wang, is a beautiful and kind girl. ”
Aunt Wang smiled: "Pretty is very beautiful, but I can't find a boyfriend, I'm usually busy with work, I don't have time to accompany me, and I don't have time to go on a blind date. ”
"So is my one. Aunt Li said: "Now that I have started my internship, I haven't seen him talk about a girlfriend, it's just a stuffy gourd." ”
"There are times in dreams that you have to have, and there are times in life when you don't want to ask for them. I sighed: "Now the pace is fast, young people are more stressed, so I can't help myself, rather than we worry about him, it is better to let them live in the way they think is beautiful." ”
"You don't look very old, but you're old-fashioned. Aunt Wang laughed and said: "I think Xiaochun is not bad about you, are you interested in meeting my daughter? She is an elite in society, a standard white rich beauty, many people want to climb high, but my children can't look down on her." ”
After Aunt Wang finished speaking, there was no sound around, only Rong Rong was snoring there.
Aunt Li raised her head to look at me, and then turned her head to look at Aunt Wang, she probably didn't expect that chatting would turn into a blind date meeting.
Aunt Wang pulled my clothes and continued: "If you don't agree to me, you will really be the same as Lao Zheng Tou and his stupid son, young people should communicate more before they can spark love and fall in love." ”
I stayed where I was, and I didn't expect that I would come out to get a card, and I could encounter such a pie-in-the-sky good thing.
It's just that when it comes to love, I'm not as gifted as Oneiroiroi, and I don't have the same dead-skinned face as the Winter God.
"Another day!" I smiled, "I'll see you another day." ”
Aunt Wang became even more excited after hearing this, maybe it was because she used too much force, and the wrinkles on her face could not be restored for a long time.
"Where is Koharu going up?" Aunt Li suddenly asked, "Seeing that you didn't go to work on weekdays, it must be an executive of which company!"
Belch...... I need to think about this issue carefully, if the image of the jobless homeless is known to the two, then I am afraid that it will not be more than tomorrow, and the whole community will know about it.
This completely undermines my image of a wise and extraordinary god, which is absolutely unacceptable.
So I said, "I'm ashamed to say it, I spent some time in Nancheng, and then I opened a shop in the Jingang district of Beicheng and did some small business. ”
"It turned out to be the boss!" Aunt Li said, "No wonder Xiaochun looks extraordinary." ”
Then Aunt Wang grabbed my hand again and said, "Chun, what kind of business are you doing?"
Unexpectedly, I thought I would easily fool the past, but I dug a deep hole for myself.
I don't know what kind of business to do, I can't say it's a Chinese medicine hall! I don't know anything about Chinese medicine, but I can't stop at simple things that everyone knows.
"Uh...... Belch. I said, "It's quite unpopular, in terms of metaphysics, the two sisters have heard of it." ”
"I've heard!" Aunt Li, as the head of the Elderly Tai Chi Sword Club, was obviously interested in this unpopular profession, and I saw that her triangular eyes were rounded.
"Mysterious and mysterious, the door of all seconds. Aunt Li was full of energy and foaming: "The so-called Xuan, the one who says it is deep." It seems that our Comrade Koharu is really a treasure boy. As a member of the Tai Chi Association in this city, I was fortunate to meet the famous metaphysical master Situ Fenqiang in an event, I don't know who your teacher is Xiaochun?"
When I heard her say this, my heart jumped. Good guy, I specially picked a profession that is not common in society, and I also met experts who know how to do it. Teacher, please, I'm not an old gentleman, how can I know the doorway?
It seems that it is better to be a god and not talk nonsense, otherwise it will be difficult to end.
"Aunt Li smiled, I belong to the self-taught. I panicked, but I said it seriously. "I know this Mr. Situ, it is the guiding light for me to continue to be in this industry, and the goal I have been striving for all my life. ”
As soon as I said this, the right to speak must not fall into Aunt Li's mouth, otherwise it will definitely be exposed, I coughed and said, "There are so many people today! haha...... Haha"
Aunt Wang was out of the situation, but she was interested, she said, "Spring." I don't know much about your industry, so what do you usually do? I think what you mean when you say is to go out and give lectures to others? I think that men's career choices are very important, you see how good the old saying is, men are afraid of getting into the wrong business, and women are afraid of marrying the wrong man. ”
I know Aunt Wang's character, and it seems that she really regards me as one of the candidates for son-in-law.
"What has nothing to do with lecturing is to sell some Taoist items, gods like golden bodies and the like. I think it's not convincing to say this, and finally said: "You can also help people eliminate disasters and solve problems, turn evil into good fortune, and look at the feng shui ...... yin house."
Aunt Li interjected and asked, "Can you see the marriage?"
"Of course, Sister Li. I said, "Sister Wang, Sister Li, if you need to come to my store in the future, we will definitely give the two sisters half price discount." ”
I think I'm so clever that a simple sentence dispels the possibility that they might be pestering me. As for what to do after that, I really don't want to think about it for so long, so let's deal with the past first.
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"Oops, it's my turn. Aunt Li stood up, because of regular exercise, even if she sat down for a long time, it was effortless, and her physical fitness was extremely tough, you must know that the winter god, who was a god, was like a stupid bear when she sat up for a long time.
Aunt Wang rubbed her waist, moved her neck, and said: "Spring, what business did you come to the bank to handle, today is the day to recharge the senior card, you see that this person is really only increasing, hey, it's really sad." ”
I said, "I don't have any business, I just come here and get a credit card." ”
Aunt Li stopped her activity and said with a smile: "Spring, you can apply for a credit card online, and you don't need to go to the bank to queue up." ”
I......
"You're a funny kid. Aunt Wang took out a bundle of business cards in her pocket, took out a colorful one and handed it to me. "Spring, I know a person who applies for a credit card, and the card is issued quickly in ten minutes, and the limit is still high. Just contact her, don't wait here, you see what your cousin is sleepy about. ”
I took the business card and saw that it was printed with 'Manager of Mingsheng Bank', and his name was Wang Qiaoyun. What a mistake, I didn't expect to be able to apply for a credit card online.
However, this Wang Qiaoyun always felt that he had heard it somewhere, and I asked, "Who is this Qiaoyun?"
"My eldest daughter!" Aunt Wang smiled like a flower, "When you contact her, just mention my name, and I will talk to her later, just take this opportunity for you young people to get to know each other." ”
Wow! This kind of unique skill of seeing the seams and inserting needles, Aunt Wang is very handy.
However, why do I keep calling the two aunts at my age......