As soon as the box was opened, the first thing that caught your eye was a thick product manual.

Take away the manual, and below is a metal box similar to a toolbox, through the glass lid of the box, you can see that there are gadgets of unknown purpose inside.

"What is this?"

Puzzled, I opened the bag and turned the first page.

【Thank you for purchasing the children's educational toys series produced by Yuetu】

"Son... Children's toys?"

After being stunned for a moment, he hurriedly took out his mobile phone and sent WeChat.

[Chen Yu: "You asked me to evaluate a children's toy?"]

[Chrono promotion: "Yes. Although it is only a low-level technology product, I owe a lot of people to please in order to apply for this product for you. ”】

[Chen Yu: "Are you serious?"]

[Chrono promotion: "That's right.] What's wrong, Mr. Chen?"]

"I ......"

Chen Yu wanted to swear, but he still gave up, picked up the manual and read it carefully.

Even if it's just a children's toy, it's a toy from a future time and space, and maybe there's something going on in it......

Sure enough, when he only flipped through the three pages of the manual, he was frightened by the "Qiankun" in this "children's toy", and his whole body instantly chilled.

"Gollum. ”

Swallowing his saliva, Chen Yu picked up his phone and typed with a trembling thumb.

[Chen Yu: "You told me this thing is a toy?"]

[Chrono promotion: "Yes, Mr. Chen.] ”】

[Chen Yu: "Or a children's toy?"]

[Chrono promotion: "Yes, Mr. Chen.] Any questions?"]

[Chen Yu: "Are the children in your future world all building nuclear bombs at home to play?"]

[Chrono Promotion: "......"]

[Chen Yu: "Uranium-235 Nuclear Energy Laboratory! What is the name of a children's toy?!"]

[Chrono promotion: "Mr. Chen, calm down, this product is mainly to let children understand the elements and physics, and increase their knowledge and hands-on ability. And there is a protective device in the product, which will not cause radiation damage, and will not be a nuclear explosion at will. Rest assured. ”】

[Chen Yu: "......"]

[Chrono Promotion: "Trust me! It's just a toy.] ”】

[Chen Yu: "Can I exchange the goods?"]

[Chrono promotion: "Non-quality problems cannot be replaced, dear.] ”】

"Alas. ”

Putting down the phone and holding the manual, Chen Yu sighed, and continued to look through it, the more he looked at it, the more he felt a toothache.

Let's see what's in there......

A Geiger Müller counter that measures radioactivity.

An electroscope that measures the charge of an object.

Two scintillation mirrors to observe radioactive decay.

Two Wilson cloud chambers for observing particle trajectories and equipping displays.

A large protective cover.

An Alpha radioactive source made of lead-210 and polonium-210.

A beta radioactive source made of ruthenium-106.

Gamma radioactive source made of zinc-65.

A circle of aluminum blocks.

A circle of uranium-238.

A polonthium beryllium projectile ball.

8 uranium ore specimens......

Oh my gosh, there's a finger-sized shell and a round detonator!

It seems that in terms of technology in controlling the population, the future civilization has really come to the forefront, starting directly from the baby......

After reading the thick instruction manual with difficulty, Chen Yu sat on the floor and fell into deep thought.

He's rejoicing.

I'm glad I chose to hide my identity last night, how correct it was.

He is very suspicious that if there are a few more such "heartbreaking" product reviews, Station B may be unlucky......

"Let's write the copy first, and try to finish the shooting as soon as possible. ”

Electronic devices will leave traces, and in order to prevent the possibility of revealing his identity, Chen Yu uses pen and paper to write copy, and burns it when he is ready to shoot.

He knows his strengths and weaknesses, he can't host, his mouth is stupid, there is no need to write a lengthy introduction, just be concise and to the point!

So, in just half an hour, the copy of the review was written. The overall is divided into four parts.

First, the product is unpacked.

Second, product introduction.

Third, the operation demonstration.

Fourth, the ending summary.

Holding the manuscript and reading it twice from top to bottom, to make sure that there were no wrong words or unsmooth places, Chen Yu hurriedly began to set up.

First, push the bed under the window to create a large amount of space. Then I found two large sheets to cover the walls and floor. Finally, a large cardboard box is used to form a table.

A simple review studio does it......

"Bang bang bang!"

At this time, there was a sudden knock on the bedroom door, and Chen Yike's voice was heard: "Brother, are you demolishing the house inside?"

"I'm working out! Don't knock on the door and disturb me!"

"I'm going to go in and have a look. ”

"Don't go, don't bother me. ”

"Bang bang bang!"

Chen Yike knocked on the door three more times: "Brother, you won't think about committing suicide, right?"

"Poof......

Chen Yu almost choked on his own saliva.

"Brother, open the door, don't scare me!"

"Don't watch those brain-dead dramas in the future, I won't open it, hurry up. ”

"If you don't open the door, I'll slam the door!"

Scratching his head irritably, Chen Yu walked to the door and threatened, "Do you want any money for Qiuyou?"

"Yes. ”

"Let's go!"

"Good. ”

Hearing Chen Yike's footsteps leaving outside the door, Chen Yu walked back to his "studio", but before he could sit down, Chen Yike shouted again outside the door.

"Brother! There is no compensation for jumping off a building to commit suicide! Don't be stupid!"

"Get out!!"

"Gotcha. ”

......

Everything was ready, Chen Yu changed into a set of clothes that he didn't usually use, put on the mask of Peking Opera mask, turned on the recording function of the camera, and sat in front of the camera silently.

“......”

“......”

He forgot the words.

Hurriedly picked up the copywriting and glanced at it, Chen Yu took a deep breath, grabbed the box of "Uranium-235 Atomic Energy Laboratory" with both hands, and put it on the evaluation table with a "bang".

"Hello audience friends, this is the first episode of the chrono evaluation. The product brought to you this time is a children's educational toy produced by Yuetu Company, the Uranium-235 Atomic Energy Laboratory......"

“...... As you can see now, the various experimental gadgets in the laboratory, let me briefly explain, this is a scintillation glass, which is used to observe radioactive decay......"

“...... Then we follow the instructions and put the uranium into the projectile body, but first put on the spherical wave initiator...... Again, this is a children's educational toy......"

......

Three hours later, the recording was finished.

The more than two hours of this are all Chen Yu's various slips of the tongue and mistakes, and there are only more than 20 minutes of effective material. Through editing, it should be possible to synthesize a review video of about 15 minutes.

But at this time, Chen Yu didn't care about any evaluations at all......

He pulled his legs out from under the collapsed evaluation table, stood up against the wall, and glanced at the mess of the atomic energy lab. He took off his mask and took out his mobile phone with an extremely ugly face.

[Chen Yu: "In?"

[Chrono promotion: "In. Is there anything wrong with Mr. Chen?"]

[Chen Yu: "Didn't you say that there would be no nuclear explosion?!ah?!!"]

【Chrono Promotion:"?"】