Chapter 124: Going Home
Liu Feifei seemed to have opened her mind and found her feelings all of a sudden;
The next filming was like a bamboo, and there was no need to reshoot the drama more than three times;
A month later, the movie was finally completed, and this progress was somewhat beyond Yang Zhu's imagination;
Thinking about it carefully, it took less than two months for such a big-budget movie to officially start filming, and this efficiency can be regarded as a fast gunner in China, right?
After a sumptuous finale banquet, the actors, who had been tossed for more than half a year, could finally hide back in their familiar little quilt and tie paper figures......
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Imperial Capital,
Yang Zhu, who felt that his bones were about to fall apart, stood at the door of the house, and was about to rush in to sleep with him.
As soon as the door was opened;
"Hmmm~~~~~~"
There was an indescribable stench, not strong, but it was ...... It's enough to challenge people's olfactory nerves.
Follow the source of the taste,
When I opened the refrigerator, I saw that the tomatoes, pumpkins, cucumbers and other vegetables in the fresh-keeping room were all rotten into a puddle of black mud;
Yang Daguan supported his forehead, when he "escaped" from Director Zhang's crew, he was in such a hurry that he forgot to deal with the things in the refrigerator.
Yang Zhu, who was already tired and didn't want to move, didn't even think about it, and directly took out the phone and dialed out......
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The little white rabbit hung up the phone, with a strange look on his face, and said to Liu Yan, who was still cleaning up the room: "Senior sister, let's go, go and go to be a coolie." ”
Liu Yan raised her head, her face full of question marks,
The little white rabbit said angrily: "Lord BOSS has an order, find someone to help him clean up the room." ”
Liu Yan was a little puzzled: "Wouldn't it be nice to call the housekeeping company? Why should we go?"
A strange smile appeared on the little white rabbit's face: "That's because ...... The crime scene in the boss's house is a little unsightly, and I'm embarrassed to ask for housekeeping. ”
After a pause, he ran over and hugged Liu Yan's shoulder: "Originally, the boss only called me alone, but where can I do so much work as a delicate woman, junior sister...... You can help me and help me share some of the burden!"
Liu Yan rolled her eyes angrily: "It's as if I'm not a delicate woman." ”
The little white rabbit looked at her in surprise: "Don't you call yourself a female man on weekdays?"
Liu Yan pursed her lips: "That's just claiming to be self-proclaimed, okay?"
He straightened his chest and said proudly, "Have you ever seen a woman like this?"
The little white rabbit suddenly turned red, pounced, and poked out the magic ......
After some fighting, the little white rabbit went downstairs with a victor's smile, while Liu Yan covered her arms on her chest and followed behind.
"Huh, senior sister, what are you doing at the pharmacy?" asked Liu Yan curiously.
"Buy a mask!" said the little white rabbit as a matter of course.
"Don't blame me for not reminding you, it is estimated that the boss room is now in moderate biochemical pollution, remember to take a small breath after entering. ”
Liu Yan has a black line, is it so exaggerated? Could it be that the bathroom water pipe burst?
Thinking of this, her face darkened a little;
"Huh, aren't you going to the boss's house, what are you doing in the fresh supermarket?"
The little white rabbit took out his mobile phone, while looking at the information, he swept around the vegetable shelf, and said angrily: "That black-hearted capitalist is too lazy to go out, let's bring some food to help him cook, the most hateful thing is that he actually specified the dishes;"
"Ah~ah~!"
"This beast wants to eat back to the pot!?"
"And braised pork ribs!?"
"It's unforgivable that it's all such greasy dishes! I don't know if there are two beauties here who need to keep in shape?"
The little white rabbit shouted a little frantically, which attracted a lot of big dads and aunts in the store;
Liu Yan said expressionlessly: "Senior sister, before complaining, please wipe off the saliva that flows from your mouth......"
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After a physically and mentally tortured labor, the little white rabbit took off the mask, wrinkled his nose and sniffed, then turned on the air freshener and sprayed it in all corners before nodding with satisfaction.
Looking at Yang Daguan, who was lying on the sofa and squinting, he said a little speechlessly: "Lord BOSS, I also admire you, what did this room stink like just now, and your old man was lying on the sofa napping as if nothing happened?"
Yang Zhu snorted lazily: "If you smell it for a long time, it won't stink." ”
The little white rabbit rolled his eyes: "If your toilet pipe bursts one day, your old man can still be so calm, you should eat, you should sleep, I really obey you." ”
Yang Zhu smiled: "What is this, I think when I was young, every Chinese New Year, a group of friends often stole the braised chicken feet and pig trotters at home, afraid of being caught by their parents and smoking slivers, so they ran to the public toilet to share together;"
"You know the old-fashioned public toilet, it's the kind that doesn't have water to flush, a row of people squatting on the pit and gnawing on chicken feet, hehe, the taste is fragrant~!"
"Well, there were several family braised food tasting competitions at that time, and the last place was to be despised. Yang Zhu looked nostalgic.
When the little white rabbit heard the scene described by Yang Zhu, his facial features were tightly wrinkled, and he looked like he couldn't accept it;
Yang Zhu looked at her little face, and suddenly came to his senses, with a mysterious look: "Do you know that according to different personal physiques, the smell of fermented stool is diluted thousands to 10,000 times, and the smell emitted is the perfume smell commonly used by you women;"
"So...... Even if the toilet hose bursts, you can think of it as a perfume concentrate, and you might even feel the scent of Dior......"
The little white rabbit's face turned pale, and he couldn't hold back any longer, so he ran to the toilet bowl and vomited.
Seeing this, Yang Daguan suddenly felt refreshed, and the fatigue in his body was swept away;
Well...... It was a wise decision to call your little white rabbit over!
Yang Daguan touched his chin and thought triumphantly......
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"Senior sister, are you not feeling well?" Liu Yan looked at the little white rabbit with a pale face and asked with some concern.
The little white rabbit shook his head.
"Oh, your senior sister, she's trying to lose weight in shock. Yang Zhu picked up a slice of pork belly and chewed it deliciously.
The little white rabbit threw a hateful look at him weakly.
"Yes, Liu Yan, your skills are almost up to the level of a chef in a small restaurant;" Yang Zhu took a few bites of rice and praised;
Liu Yan was a little embarrassed and was about to be polite;
Yang Zhu continued: "Even if you can't get along in the entertainment industry one day, opening a fly restaurant won't starve you to death." ”
Liu Yan has a black line on her forehead, this is a compliment??
Yang Zhu looked at her somewhat stiff smile, a little strange: "Don't worry, I will visit often when the time comes!"
Liu Yan hehe, trying her best to control the green tendons that were about to burst, and constantly gave herself psychological hints: This is praise, this is praise!
After a full ten seconds, she slowly exhaled a breath: "Okay, I must prepare a little more menu that Mr. Yang likes at that time." ”
Yang Zhu tilted his head a little suspiciously, he seemed to hear the sound of grinding his teeth just now?
Satisfied, he nibbled on a few ribs, and when Yang Daguan saw the little white rabbit that hadn't stretched out a single chopstick, he asked with concern: "Wan Jing, why don't you eat it?"
The little white rabbit squeezed out a smile: "I'm not hungry." ”
But I can't wait to bite him twice, why does the old lady have no appetite, don't you know?
Yang Zhu swept the dishes on the table and suddenly realized: "Oh, you must have disliked these dishes because they were too greasy, so you had no appetite." ”
After thinking about it, she picked up a spiced chicken feet she bought and put them in her bowl: "Eat this, this thing doesn't have any meat, and it doesn't taste greasy." ”
The little white rabbit stared at the chicken feet in the bowl in a daze, and his mind couldn't help but appear in the old-fashioned public toilet, the piles of yellow-brown things,
Suddenly, he couldn't suppress the rolling in his chest, and ran to the toilet again and vomited.
Yang Zhu looked at her lying on the toilet with some concern, and said to Liu Yan: "Your senior sister, she is fine, do you want to see a doctor?"
Liu Yan used all her strength to control herself not to think about the word "toilet".
forced to hold back his burst of complaining,
Squeezed out a smile with difficulty: "It's okay, she's trying to induce vomiting weight loss......"
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