This outfit is dazzling, and the fabric is just right... All that should be covered up is covered up, but all that doesn't need to be covered up is not... Xu Mang was stunned for a while, and he even hallucinated... is less than 1.5 meters tall, with a beautiful angel face, but with short and medium hair.

Is this your own wife?

Is she Xiao Man?

"Little Fool!"

"Queen Ben is tired... Pick me up. Yang Xiaoman stood at the door, intentionally or unintentionally throwing his eyebrows at Xu Mang, and said with a smile: "What are you still doing lying down? You don't listen to the queen's orders, right?"

"Oops!"

"Amazed... I almost forgot. Xu Mang reacted, got up and rushed to Xiao Man's side, and then hugged Xiao Man into his arms horizontally, looking at Xiao Man with a crimson face, Xu Mang said gently: "Your Excellency... What do you seem to be expecting. ”

"Nasty~"

"What am I expecting... Don't you know?" Yang Xiaoman glanced at him, stroked his hair lightly, and said, "Your words just now made this queen very dissatisfied, and she must accept punishment... What will you be punished?"

After pondering for a while, Xiao Man raised his left hand, gently hooked Xu Mang's chin with his index finger, and said with a hint of domineering: "Then punish you... Play well tonight, I want a third child, uh... Preferably a daughter. ”

"Yes!"

Xu Mang directly threw Xiao Man on the bed, and then lay down with a smile, looking at the tender short-haired girl beside him, his heart was full of infinite emotion for a while... It's too fast, and in the blink of an eye, he and Xiao Man have known each other for five years.

Five years ago, I and she were still a pair of happy enemies, and five years later, I had a pair of sisters and brothers with dragon and phoenix fetuses, which is really impermanent... Once the two almost didn't fight, and now... There are often fights, but the places where they fight are different.

"Little Fool!"

"Do you have any thoughts now?" Xiao Man leaned directly on Xu Mang's body and asked with a smile: "Tell the queen... The queen can grant your wishes. ”

"Hey, hey, hey..."

"You know!" Xu Mang smiled, and then turned over and pressed Xiao Man underneath, and slowly got up, but suddenly a hand appeared in the middle, directly isolating the most romantic moment, Xu Mang looked at her with a confused face.

"Then you have to accept my test!" Xiao Man pinched Xu Mang's face: "I'll just ask two questions... If you get it right, then what... You know. ”

Test?

Two questions?

Isn't she joking?

Xu Mang showed a disdainful smile and said seriously: "Xiao Man... This man in front of you, he is the most powerful physicist in the world, the god of physics today, I know the truth of this universe, I can calculate the trajectory of any star, I can find the most elementary particles that make up matter. ”

"Just two small problems... It's not that I'm bragging about it, add two zeros to the back, and I won't make a mistake!" Xu Mang said arrogantly: "As long as it's wrong... I committed suicide by swallowing feces upside down Thomas Spiral, and it was the kind that I performed on the spot. ”

Handstand Thomas spirals to suicide by swallowing feces?

Does this guy have any masochistic tendencies? I've already owed several paragraphs... Still coming?

"Hello?"

"You have to think about it... They all owe me several handstands and, be careful and owe me another. Yang Xiaoman said with a smile: "Give you another chance, I'm afraid of you now... Always make this nervous vow. ”

"Three meals!"

"If I make the wrong one, I'll perform three handstands Thomas Spiral Flower swallows feces and commits suicide!" Xu Mang said disdainfully: "Just kidding... My mind is full of all kinds of knowledge, I don't know anything? I know even the most mysterious celestial bodies in the universe, black holes and neutron stars..."

Words fall,

Xu Mang hurriedly said: "You have to ask me some questions that I understand, and you ask me to answer about financial things... How can I possibly understand this, what a mother and baby or something. ”

"Don't worry!"

"The problem of the third grade of elementary school. Xiao Man smiled: "How is it? The question of the third grade of primary school is okay, right?"

"Humph!"

"You ask!" Xu Mang didn't bother to ask, and asked with a disdainful expression.

"Excuse me..."

"What is the order of the strokes of 10,000 yuan?" asked Yang Xiaoman.

Ten thousand?

Stroke order?

I'm almost twenty-four years old, and I don't even know the order of the strokes of 10,000 characters.

"Horizontal Hook!"

"You see... Horizontal skimming and folding hooks. Xu Mang drew in the air.

"Wrong!"

"The correct answer is to fold horizontally!" Yang Xiaoman said seriously.

Ha?

Horizontal and horizontal hook apostrophe?

How is this possible!

At this moment, Xu Mang's face is full of confusion and doubts, this 10,000-word has been written since elementary school and now has three children, and it has been more than ten years... As a result, the way you write is wrong?

"I don't believe it!"

"I don't even believe it!" Xu Mang said with a resolute face: "How could I be wrong..."

however

A few seconds later,

Xiao Man took out his mobile phone and searched the order of strokes of 10,000 characters on the Internet, Xu Mang was completely autistic... The contemporary god of physics even the so-called professor has to stand aside when he sees him, and as a result, he doesn't even know the order of a 10,000-character stroke.

"Huh!"

"Little Fool?"

"What's wrong with you?" Xiao Man pinched Xu Mang's chin and said softly, "Why don't you go to the toilet first?"

“...”

"Hurry up and ask the next question... I... This..."Xu Mang didn't know what to do for a while, and hurriedly said: "You put the question out first... I don't believe it, how can I not do it on the topic of the third grade of primary school, be reasonable... I also won the first prize in the Ning City Essay Competition!"

"Cut!"

"Please ask the order of the strokes of the fire character. Xiao Man asked.

"Skimming and skimming" Xu Mang gestured in the air, and said confidently: "This is absolutely not wrong, I dare to swear with my life... If this is wrong, it will be more difficult for the inverted Thomas spiral to swallow feces and commit suicide, and the inverted Thomas spiral will be turned for three and a half weeks and the flower will commit suicide by swallowing feces!"

Yang Xiaoman: ???

Three and a half weeks to turn around?

Brains are fine, right?

Outcome...

The next second,

Xu Mang has once again entered the autistic mode, and the correct order of strokes is to skim the dots.

Xu Mang:( ̄△ ̄;)

No way?

Why can't I even do a question in the third grade?

I...

What's wrong with me?

Looking at her autistic husband, Yang Xiaoman was so happy, I haven't seen him with such an expression for a long, long time, confident and flamboyant is his label, from knowing him to now... The label has never changed, and as a result... Today, I saw it.

IQ is suppressed, it's really rare!

"Hee-hee~"

"Look at yourself... I don't even know elementary school questions, I think my son and daughter have grown up, what should I do if I want you to hand in your homework?" Xiao Man lay on Xu Mang's chest, drawing circles on it, and said softly: "What... You owe me three meals now, what a three-and-a-half-week suicide by swallowing feces. ”

Xu Mang couldn't say it, he really couldn't understand why he had to change the order of strokes, this was how the Chinese teacher taught him before, but... Now it has changed again, is it true that the teachers of the primary school Chinese teachers teach physical education?

Then

Xiao Man stroked his hair and said slowly, "Husband... Let's make another deal, if you can..."

Words fall,

leaned into Xu Mang's ear and said a few words softly.

Subsequently...

Something happened that shouldn't have happened.

This night,

It's quite long.

...

The next morning,

Xu Mang opened his eyes, thinking about the embarrassing things yesterday, he felt more and more unreal, a man who controlled the truth of the world, but he didn't know the order of Wanhehuo's strokes, if this was passed out, he would be laughed to death.

suddenly

The door to the room was opened,

Wang Shuxue hugged Xu Yang and Xu Man, and broke in directly.

"Rush!"

"We're going to fight the hateful big villain!" Wang Shuxue said to the two little demon kings, and as a result... When she saw the two people on the bed, she was instantly confused...

This...

Who is this woman?

Is my brother-in-law cheating?

and brought people to the house, the guts are too fat, right?

"Brother-in-law!"

"You'd better explain it to me!" Wang Shuxue asked solemnly, "Who is this slut, why is she sleeping on it? Did you do something sorry for my sister?"

Words fall,

Xiaoxue hurriedly shook her head and said angrily, "I'm all confused... I'm sorry for my sister... You scumbag, my sister followed you at such a young age, and also helped you give birth to Xu Yang and Xu Man, but you did this to her!"

"Look at your own children, look at Xu Yang and Xu Man's pure eyes, don't you feel ashamed?" Wang Shuxue was very excited, and scolded angrily: "Scum!"

"I..."

"Misunderstanding!" Xu Mang said with a confused face: "You go out first... If you don't understand anything, you know that you are blind. ”

Yo he!

Is it so justified to cheat?

Hearing Xu Mang's words, Wang Shuxue was instantly unhappy, what she saw from her perspective was a picture of Xu Mang's death and refusing to admit her mistakes, and she was so angry that her feet trembled.

afterwards

Xiaoxue left the bedroom, and in less than thirty seconds, she came again with a stroller, but the next second... rushed directly to the side of this mysterious woman, and it was directly a slap.

Xu Mang: (°ー°〃)

it!

That's awesome!

"Slut!"

"Get out of here!" Wang Shuxue shouted.

outcome

When Xiaoxue saw the true face of this 'slut', she instantly felt hopeless.

Wang Shuxue: Σ(°△°|||) ︴

No way?

This... This turned out to be his cousin?

"Xiaoxue!"

"I'm going to kill you!" Yang Xiaoman roared angrily: "It's either you or me today!"

This scene,

Xu Yang and Xu Man are simply happy, and the sister and brother's favorite show is their mother vs. aunt, the two little guys are dancing and cheering, and they are laughing and laughing.

But smiling and laughing, the two suddenly discovered that this short-haired woman was not a mother!

"Mom?"

"Mom?"

The sister and brother looked at Xiao Man with a bewildered expression, shocked with a little incredulity.

......