Days in the Mortal Realm part.1 Chapter 91 Dinner
To some extent, this guy can be regarded as one of the well-known figures in the human world. As the lord of the underworld, there are many versions of its image in the folk, which is nothing more than this kind of green face and fangs, fierce face, or the negative image that people and ghosts are afraid of, and there are more famous allusions or afterwords that have been passed down to this day, and have become a joke for people to entertain after tea and dinner, such as: The king of Hades told you to die in the third watch, who dares to leave you to the fifth watch, etc., and its role is mostly used as a warning.
Therefore, the old guy of Yama has been terrifying since ancient times, in addition to the allusions that have been passed down from generation to generation, coupled with the promotion of film and television works, his popularity is indeed much higher than that of a little-known god like me.
But such a difficult lord to mess with, but now he is flattering, and it is difficult to compare him with the fierce Yama who lives downstairs with the old man who whistles at the girl in the short skirt who passes by.
As Third Brother Chu Yun came to the backyard, under the leadership of Turmeric, the Hades of Lazy Hell, I finally met this legendary Lord of the Underworld. It's not so much about picking up the wind and washing the dust for us, but more like a family feast in the underworld. The old man of Yan Luo was like air like me, and he didn't pay attention to it the whole time, just stared at Chu Yun with an idiot on his face, and kept putting vegetables into her bowl. No wonder Turmeric dismissed the maid when he came in, after all, letting others see the boss's face would inevitably lose his majesty.
I completely scoffed at this, it's not that this guy snubbed me, but this situation, Chu Yun and Turmeric have long been accustomed to it, without the slightest embarrassment, no wonder Chu Yun doesn't want to return to the underworld, there is such a relative in the family, who will be troubled.
"Xiaoyun, try this. Yan Luo picked up a piece of charred carbon and put it in Chu Yun's bowl, with a smile on his face, "A few days ago, there was a locust plague in the northeast, and no one cared about it, and it was cheaper than the adjutant under the sixth man." You taste, salt and pepper flavor, are the things you liked to eat when you were a child. Although the chef said that he had returned to his hometown, this skill was passed on to his son, and the little things were blue, and the dishes he made were much better than his old man. ”
Chu Yun looked helpless, the small rice bowl in front of her had already been piled up into a small mountain, she smiled mechanically wryly, and sandwiched something shaped like black charcoal into my bowl, and I turned into a scavenger, perfectly using the light and heat of the tool man.
"It tastes good, what is it?" I asked.
Chu Yun was very surprised, and said in a low voice: "Locusts, also known as grasshoppers. These bugs are ugly to death, and you can't get rid of them. ”
As soon as she said this, the residues in her mouth that failed to enter the esophagus, her tongue stirred and felt a little hard, and the picture of grasshoppers jumping in my mouth also appeared in my mind, and there was an indescribable feeling, so I had to get up, and I grabbed a few more grasshoppers, and gulped in Chu Yun's surprised gaze.
I was going to fight poison with poison, but this thing is too tasty and too good.
But after eating too much, I felt greasy, so I put down the bamboo chopsticks, burped, and said, "The food is creative, but the taste is not as delicious as Chu Yun's cooking." ”
"What, Xiaoyun still cooks?"
Not only Yama, but even the turmeric, who was more transparent than me, was also exclaiming loudly at the moment, but when he got up, he saw the equally shocked Yama, pretending to arrange his clothes, and then sat back in his place as if nothing had happened.
Chu Yun didn't expect me to mention this matter, and suddenly her face showed a fierce light, and there was a tingling pain in the part of her leg that she often frequented.
Expression Management Grandmaster Chu Yun completed three expression changes in an instant, and at this time, with an embarrassed look, he said shyly: "It's nothing, I learned a little from the chef before, and I'm not very proficient." ”
As an overlord of the Underworld, Yama now looks like a child, with two eyes staring at me, looking like he wants to eat me. He said: "Xiaoyun didn't cook once when he was in the underworld, but it was cheap for you kid." ”
It was hard for me to be happy when I heard this, and I don't know which of the two of us was older, but if we take good care of it, there is no baldness crisis, and it is often considered a common occurrence for younger people. For the sake of your face as Chu Yun's elder, you are too lazy to quarrel with him on such a boring topic, the old guy can be regarded as respectable, if it is not for the contribution of the six reincarnation flowers, the situation of Lin Xianzhi in the human world is not optimistic.
Chu Yun smiled embarrassedly, obviously hiding his skill of cooking vegetables, I thought at this time, what kind of food competition can help her register for a place, and I don't know if she will go back to participate.
"That's right, uncle. Chu Yun said, "That flower should be in the human realm now, and I don't know if the messenger who sent the flower can enter the Tianju Mansion." ”
Yan Luo smiled: "Xiaoyun doesn't have to worry about this matter, presumably the flowers will be delivered now." Tianjun is not stupid, he can definitely detect the sudden appearance of the underworld aura at the foot of his mountain. ”
I thought to myself, I was afraid that after I noticed it, before the ghost who sent the flowers could say a word, I would be swallowed by the red-haired boy.
I only learned about the Six Realms of Reincarnation Flower from the mouth of the Heavenly Monarch, and I didn't know what the specific effect was, so I had to consult about the effect of this flower and whether it was possible to return to the dying human beings.
Turmeric opened his mouth and replied: "Don't worry about the four seasons, the six reincarnation flowers are the products born on the edge of the cliff under the rebirth platform, and the growth environment is harsh, but as long as the flower body is mature, its effect can indeed bring people back to life, but it will make the eater forget all memories, and this intelligence will also decline a little, but as long as you take care of it carefully, you can still return to normal, but this memory is difficult to get back again." ”
With such an anti-heaven effect, just losing all your memories can save your life, which is not a bad thing, after all, only by living can there be hope, and once you die, there is nothing.
This mission has ended, and the blessing of Tuo Chuyun, a related household, is basically effortless. Originally, I wanted to use the Taoist priest to count down the old guy, but for the sake of his generosity, let's just leave it at that.
The dinner was also coming to an end at this time, and there was no food to hide my embarrassment, so I had to sit on a chair and look at Chu Yun in the east and the old guy in Yama in the west. Chu Yun suddenly took my hand, I could feel her palms sweating, and her expression was extremely nervous, I naturally guessed her thoughts, but it was not easy to say it clearly, so I had to clench her hand tightly in turn and support every decision she made.
"Uncle, I want to ask you something. Chu Yun gritted her teeth, this matter was really difficult for her to say.
Yan Luo saw Chu Yun's flustered expression, maybe he guessed one or two, and suddenly said seriously: "Hey, it's really a big girl." ”
"Huh?" Chu Yun exclaimed, "Uncle, what are you talking about?"
Yama Luo put on a parental posture at this moment, with his hands on his hips: "I heard Turmeric talk about the two of you." Since you can open the folding fan, it is Xiaoyun's destined Langjun, but I never thought that the person who opened the folding fan was actually a person from the god realm. I don't like you, and I don't want to object, if you do something to hurt Xiaoyun in the future, then the entire underworld is your enemy, even if you have the support of the main god, I won't let you go easily. ”
I......
The corners of my open mouth didn't close, Chu Yun wanted to inquire about his life experience, in addition to this matter when the two of us went back to the underworld, the most important thing was to help Lin Xianzhi seek medicine, how could I never have thought that it would become such a link as meeting the elders, the plot was developing too fast.
Yama's marriage to his niece was as if he had been wronged, and he didn't look at me squarely, domineering and cocking his chin. The words are as sharp as many blades, and they don't put away their edges, and after complaining about me, they counted down all the gods in the divine realm, and none of them fell, but they were actually out of the mouth, and I don't know where I learned the rhyme, it sounds the same as rapping. This guy should be called AKA Killer Thirteen!
At this time, Chu Yun's face was already slightly red, he lowered his head, the hand in my hand was slightly hot, he had long forgotten his original purpose, and he didn't know what he was thinking.
I had to smile and respond, frightened, this guy DISS up and no one would let go, if it wasn't for turmeric forcibly blocking it, the main god would have to take out the well-known thing about Chen sesame rotten grains and talk about it again.
The old guy said that he was tired, so he took a sip of wine and said, "I am not very familiar with the Four Seasons God, and I am not very familiar with you. I heard that you use a sword, where did you learn from it?"
To tell the truth, I was afraid that I would scare you when I said it, so in order to increase the drama and achieve a blockbuster effect, I asked Chu Yun to show the saber that was enough to prove my master's identity and status.
Chu Yun rarely played with me, and immediately summoned the Qiantian Sword, the golden sword body and the aura of the Giant Kun Neidan were unexpectedly exposed, and he was already stunned when he saw that Yan Luo, pointing at this sword for a while, he couldn't speak, and his body trembled slightly.
Apparently it had the effect I expected.
However, the old guy is the lord of the underworld after all, and the gaffe has been in a moment, and he has returned to normal in a blink of an eye, and he said thoughtfully: "Your master is him." ”
Yan Luo stared at Chu Yun who was holding the Dry Heaven Sword, and his smile froze: "Maybe this is the so-called fate, right?"
Apparently he had something to say, and I asked, "What fate?"
Chu Yun withdrew the Qiantian Sword, looked at his uncle suspiciously, and also asked, "Suddenly, what did you say?"
Yama looked at me and said, "Do you remember the fall of your master?"
I said, "Of course I remember that after the battle of the Flood Wilderness, I chose to sacrifice myself in order to pacify the army of the Demon Realm. ”
"You don't doubt it at all?" said Yama, "I heard that he did have an apprentice, but I didn't expect this person to be you." ”
I'm confused, and I don't know what the old guy is smoking.
"Suspect what?" I said, "I have vague memories of the past, and some things I can't remember even more after a thousand years of sleep. ”
Yama got up suddenly, walked to the door, turned around and said, "It's okay if you don't remember, the truth of some things is often terrible. ”
Chu Yun saw that his uncle was leaving, so he hurriedly chased after him, "Uncle, what about us?"
Yan Luo barely squeezed out a smile: "Let's talk about it later." After saying that, he flicked his sleeves and left here.
"Third brother!" Chu Yun ran to Turmeric, "What's wrong with him, doesn't he agree with the matter between me and Brother Chun?"
Turmeric glanced at me, equally confused: "I don't know very well, but this matter between you and the Four Seasons God is fate, presumably King Yama will not stop it, wait and see." ”
After finishing speaking, this guy also left here, and Chu Yun and I were left in the guest room at this time.
Chu Yun took my hand at this time, pouted and said, "Let's elope!"
I smiled bitterly: "The matter of abducting the Hades of the Underworld, I am afraid that Yama will come to me to settle accounts in the future." ”
Chu Yun said, "What the hell do you think?"
I held her hand and said, "My heart is very messy now, I always feel that the lost part of the memory seems to be hiding something, since I came to the underworld, until now, I have wondered if the lost memory will have something to do with my master. There's so much to figure out right now. ”