"Mr. Chen, based on the international situation I have learned from the Internet in the past two days, it is a bit dangerous for you to do this, right?"

Opening the "intrastellar portal" and returning to the bedroom, Xiao Peach said with a worried face.

"Do you know tactics, do you know Lao Tzu's art of war?" Chen Yu closed the door, cut off the spatial docking of the portal, and turned his head and said: "How can I bluff others without showing my ability? No matter how good the concealment method is, it is not as effective as making the other party fearful." And there must be a lot of crooked nuts who beat me up, let them know not to think that they are unscrupulous in hiding in the nest, and be careful of my violent temper! This is great wisdom, you should study hard. ”

"It's Sun Tzu's Art of War, right?" said Little Pink timidly.

"Can Sun Tzu be as powerful as Lao Tzu?" Chen Yu asked rhetorically: "Read more books, how much do you know?" By the way, didn't I let you learn programming?

"I've been learning computer technology for a long time. Xiao Taohong raised her head, and the corners of her ruddy mouth rose slightly: "I also helped you control a keylogger virus in your notebook." ”

"Virus?"

"That's right. The implantation is deep, and it must have been implanted by the person who is spying on you through the IP address. ”

"When is it?" Chen Yu had a serious expression.

"Just this morning. ”

"Didn't delete it, did it?"

"No, it's just that it's under control, and no matter what you type on the keyboard, the virus won't record it. If I delete it, won't it startle the snake? ”

"Well done!" Chen Yu couldn't help but give a thumbs up.

It is worthy of being a technological product from the future, and it can always come in handy.

"Hey, hey. Little Peach covered her cheeks happily: "Love plus 10." ”

"What did you say?"

"I said I was complimented, and the love was increased by 10. ”

"What's the use of love?"

"When I reach 80, I can do something shameful with you. Little Peach lowered her head shyly: "Such as... If it's full, I'll take the initiative~❤"

Hearing this, Chen Yu recalled Xiao Taohong's terrifying power, and said expressionlessly: "How much is it worth?"

“100。 ”

"How much now?"

“15。 ”

"......" Chen Yu was silent for a long time: "You are mentally retarded!"

Little Peach was stunned.

"You're retarded. Chen Yu repeated: "Has the degree of love decreased?"

"Descend... Dropped ......"

"Great retardation!

"Lowered ......"

"Honestly work for me! Give me my life! I will never do that kind of thing with you! How much love is left now?"

“4。 ”

"Hmm. Chen Yu nodded with satisfaction: "Let's go to study, I'm going to sleep." ”

Little Pink: "......"

Yawning, Chen Yu took out his mobile phone and looked at the time, took off his coat, and climbed into the bed.

Little Peach tugged at the hem of her skirt aggrievedly and sat at the desk to learn programming techniques.

"By the way, Mr. Chen, tomorrow your school has a sports day, do you need Xiao Taohong to call you?"

"Thanks to you, you broke my arm and went to a hairy sports meeting?"

"Hey, that's what I'm supposed to do. Little Pink's cheeks blushed: "Love plus 10." ”

"I'm not praising you anymore, hey!"

……

The next day, nine a.m.

Chen Yu was covered with snacks in four schoolbags and took his three younger sisters to the campus of No. 6 Middle School.

At this time, the sports meeting has begun, and the playground is full of jubilation.

"Chen Yu!"

When the fourth young man of the Chen family walked into the school gate not far away, a loud shout mixed with anger suddenly came from the distance: "Why do you dare to come?!"

Chen Yu turned his head when he heard the sound, and found that it was Niu Lanshan, and immediately greeted: "Good morning, teacher." ”

"Chen Yu! The game has started! Why are you here?! The phone is also turned off! What are you going to do?!"

"Isn't that coming? Teacher, be quiet, don't scare my sister. As he spoke, Chen Yu silently shook Chen Sanke's head and asked, "Are you frightened?"

Chen Sanke was sucking the bottle while chewing on the biscuits, and his milk voice was milky: "I'm frightened." ”

......Niu Lanshan took a deep breath and suppressed the anger in his chest: "Don't say it's useless, hurry up and change into sportswear with me, and run 100 meters soon." ”

"I can't run. Chen Yu didn't talk nonsense, and took out the medical record of the Second People's Hospital directly from his schoolbag: "My arm is injured and I can't move." ”

"Chen Yu, you fool a fool?!"

"If you don't believe me, follow me to the hospital, if I lie to you, I will be infertile, and my children and grandchildren will be full. ”

Niu Lanshan shuddered suddenly, and his eyes were full of fear when he looked at Chen Yu.

"I'll leave with my sisters if nothing happens, goodbye teacher. ”

Proudly patting his injured right arm, Chen Yu turned around and took his three younger sisters to find a corner, which looked lively.

"Brother, how much do you cost to buy so many snacks?" Chen Erke picked up a bottle of iced tea, a little reluctant to open it.

"It's not much. Chen Yu touched Chen Erke's head: "Although our family is not rich now, there is no shortage of money for normal food and drink." Brother can earn it, you eat hard! Eat it like a big fat man, resist beating. ”

Chen Erke: "......"

Chen Yike held his forehead: "Brother, what are you talking about?"

Chen Yu casually took out a sausage and two braised eggs, and stuffed them into Chen Yike's hands, "Eat, you eat too." If you eat a big fat man, you can't get married. ”

Chen Yike: "......"

"Brother......" Chen Sanke put down the gold-plated bottle, looked at the high school students running on the field in a daze, and wondered: "Won't they be tired?"

"Definitely. ”

"And what do they get by running around?"

"You can get arthritis. Chen Yu chewed potato chips in his mouth and said vaguely.

Chen Yike: "......"

Chen Erke: "......"

……

The next day, Sunday, 8:50 a.m.

Chen Yu was wearing a robe bought from Japan, and handed Xiao Taohong a mask to the side.

Little Rosé took it and stayed on her face. It is tall and tall, dressed in a red cheongsam, revealing a bumpy devilish figure.

"From now on, you're a member of my Chrono Reviews team, in charge of being my assistant. ”

"This is my honor, Mr. Chen Yu. ”

"Don't call me by my real name in front of the camera, OK?"

"What does little pink call you?"

"Call me king. ”

"Wang Ba?"

"No, Wang!"

"Got it, my king!"

"That's what you usually call me. Chen Yu nodded with satisfaction, walked to the "Intrastellar Portal", and looked for the next location to be broadcast live.

"That's right. Chen Yu looked for it, and suddenly patted his head: "Little Taohong, wait a while during the live broadcast, it's best to pretend to make a mistake and call me Wang Chun." ”

"Why?"

"It's a trick. Chen Yu smiled evilly: "At that time, even if 'those people' know that you may have done it on purpose, you must search all the first two people named Wang Chun to increase the workload of the other party." ”

"Understood!"

"Now, then, set off on the Great Voyage!"

With a wave of his hand, Chen Yu pushed open the portal and took the lead in stepping out.

Little Peach hurriedly followed.

Outside the door, there was a deserted beach, and the brackish sea breeze blew in his face, blowing Chen Yu's imperial robe.

"Bang!"

Closing the door tightly, Chen Yu slid the virtual screen of the portal to change its external shape.

The shape of an ordinary wooden door is absolutely not acceptable.

Once live, it is easy to be associated with the agents who have been to his house.

Therefore, this door must be special, so special that people will not associate it with ordinary household doors.

As a result, a metal arch with a height of five meters and a width of three meters with a sense of science and technology appeared on the beach by the sea.

Observed from a distance, it is very similar to the interstellar shuttle door in a science fiction movie!

"That's pretty much the time around. ”

Straightening his back, Chen Yu took a deep breath and looked at Xiao Taohong: "Are you ready?"

"All right, my king. ”

"So now, the live stream begins. ”