"My eldest sister, electricity has been invented for hundreds of years. You're still reinventing the wheel, you're a great man. After saying that, Yun didn't regret it and felt that it was wrong, this is not the earth, but it is not the high-tech society with electrification. In this case, it is also a great thing that my sister can invent a wind power generation by herself.

"What do you mean? This invention has been known for a hundred years. Oh my God, did I say don't hold me at home? I'm more than a hundred years behind others. God didn't take you to play with me like this, I wasted more than half a month, wouldn't it be wasted. ”

"You haven't told me who you are, why do you call me eldest sister? But don't say it, I think you're pretty good-looking. I've decided, you're my brother from today onwards. After saying this, he glanced at Bao Shan, "I see that you are very beautiful, and I have decided that from today onwards, you will be my brother and daughter-in-law." ”

Then he glanced at the little fat man again, and the little fat man waved his hand again and again: "I won't marry a man if I kill him." The girl couldn't help but pout, "You're the one who farts, aren't you? I've seen you, and your fart stinks." I've decided, from today onwards, you're going to show me the home, and if anyone dares to make trouble, you'll give me a fart and give him a fart. ”

Yun smiled helplessly, his sister was really strong enough, and she began to decide as soon as she came up, but this verbal language was quite interesting.

"Sister, you go wash your face first. You can't just be so dirty with me. ”

"What are you afraid of, when your brother's face is dirty, it's dirty, not in front of your brother-in-law. Yun Buregret's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he hurriedly asked: "So I have a brother-in-law, what does my brother-in-law look like, where is he?" ”

"Little brother, don't worry about this matter first. Aren't I looking for it now? Before I can find your brother-in-law, I need to find your mother-in-law. Now I don't even know where the your brother-in-law is, I don't know where I'm going to give your cat brother-in-law. Don't worry, when I find it, I'll take it out for a walk. ”

Bao Shan rolled her eyes helplessly, she can see it now, these two people are really sisters and even speak exactly the same. But don't really say it, don't look at Yun Buregret's first acquaintance with this girl, but that kind of closeness in the bones really can't be faked at all.

"Little brother, my name is Yunchan, what's your name?"

"The clouds have no regrets. ”

"Oh, my mother, your surname is Yu, you really can't be my own brother. ”

"Sister, you just know. At the beginning, my father and mother gave birth to two babies, one is you and the other is me, but the girl was taken away by a dog. Then after so many years, my father and mother plus I have been looking for it, but I didn't expect to finally find you today. Sister, we are brothers and sisters of a father and a mother. ”

Yun Chan blinked her eyes: "My father and mother gave birth to two babies and took them away to save me, and they were taken away by dogs, right?"

Yun Buregret nodded very sadly: "Sister, as long as I remember the way you were taken away by a dog now, I still feel heartache." ”

As for Bao Shan and the little fat man, they had already turned their faces to the side, and they couldn't bear to look at them anymore. The two of them held back a smile in their hearts, no one thought that Yun Wu regretted, a serious nonsense, it was really so interesting. Originally, when the two of them thought that they might really deceive this Yunchan, they didn't expect the story to be reversed quickly.

I saw Yun Chan jumping up suddenly, clenching her hand into a fist, and smashing it hard on Yun Buregret's head: "You little bastard, you dare to lie to your sister, see if I don't cut off your ears for you." Then Yun did not regret it and urged sadly, covering his ear and screaming constantly.

"Hey, my sister, it hurts, it hurts me, you let go quickly, why are you willing to pick your ears like a mother. ”

"First mother, tell me what's going on with this mother? Do you still have a second mother?"

"Yes, yes, my sister's mother is my first mother, my own mother is my second mother, and we share a father. ”

Yun Chan let go of her hand, and held Yun Buregret's head with two hands, making him look straight at herself: "You didn't lie to me, you are really my own brother." ”

"Otherwise, let's recognize our relatives with blood. ”

"Pull it down, it's all a trick. I can fuse chicken blood and dog blood together, and you're embarrassed to show it off in front of me. That being said, this Yun Chan's eyes became more cordial when she looked at Yun without regrets. But then his eyes suddenly rolled, but there was a hint of ruthlessness.

Then he once again grabbed Yun Buregret's ears: "You little bastard, you already knew that I was your sister, and after you came here, you still dared to lie to me, and you dared to tease me, I was taken away by a dog, wasn't it?"

This time Yun did not regret it, but he tasted the consequences. In there, he kept screaming: "Sister, sister, I was wrong, I was wrong, I won't lie to you next time." ”

"I have decided that this girl will not be your daughter-in-law, and I will stay by my side. When did you deeply realize your mistake, when will I let her be your daughter-in-law again?" The corners of Bao Shan's mouth trembled vigorously, why did she seem to be directly given twice at this moment.

The little fat man held back in there for a long time, and finally didn't hold back, and burst out laughing. Yun Chan glanced at him: "Love to fart that, what are you laughing at?"

"It's okay, it's okay, I'm just wondering if there's no one out there now, and I'll immediately blow him up with a fart. ”

"So what are you waiting for? ”

The little fat man ran away when he heard him, laughing as he ran. But when he was running there, he didn't want to see another person in front of him. Seeing that he was about to hit this person's body, it was too late to stand still, so he took the little fat man and hit it with his eyes closed. Then he felt himself fly up with a swish, and when he opened his eyes again, he felt that there was no place on his body that did not hurt, it turned out to be hard, and he was kicked back by others and fell to his ground.

"Xiaochan, who is this in your family?

Yun Chan looked in that direction, and when she saw the girl who came over, she couldn't help but smile and bent her eyes at that time: "Sister Lily, why are you, you still say that others are frizzy." If you dodge it with your skills, why did you kick him back? It's okay if you break it, but if you kick him and fall out of a fart, it will be miserable. ”

After hearing this, Lily made a careful call, glanced at the little fat man who was constantly wailing on the ground, and couldn't help but be a little surprised: "Isn't this the little fat man who can fart?" The little fat man raised his head, and there was a feeling of wanting to cry without tears.

"I know I'm famous, so you don't have to talk about me. The little fat man is the little fat man, why do you add a few words that can fart?" It's a pity that no one heard his protest at all.

"Sister Lily, come over quickly, I'll introduce you to my brother, oh, by the way, and my brother's daughter-in-law. ”

Lily, after hearing this, you were directly pulled over by Yun Chan before you could say anything.

"Little brother, your name is Sister Lily. I've decided, from today onwards, Lily is also your sister's. ”

Yun Bu regretted this decision, but he didn't have any idea of resisting, he clasped his hands into fists and saluted respectfully: "Little brother Yun doesn't regret seeing Sister Lily." ”

Lily looked Yun Buregret up and down: "You are the Yun Buregret in Aunt Han's mouth, I didn't expect you to look very good, and you have the potential to be a little white face." It's just that your cultivation is a bit low, but it doesn't matter, for the sake of you being my brother, if someone challenges you in a while, you will hide behind me and my sister will stand up for you. ”

Yun Chan stopped when she heard this: "Someone dares to bully my brother Who is telling me, see if I don't give him a head to fart." ”

"Hey, my sister Yunchan, you better stop and stop. Have you been inventing something lately, look at this mess? ”

"Hee-hee, it's still Sister Lily who understands me. Let's not talk about my invention, who is Sister Lily, and why do you want to challenge my brother?"

"Your younger brother is big, not only did he rescue this farting little fat man when the sect was heavily guarded. Moreover, all the Jinling sand that has been accumulated for more than ten years in our veins has been stolen. Although Aunt Han helped him settle this matter, some of the young geniuses from the elder family were not convinced when they heard Aunt Han say how powerful this person was, aren't they ready to challenge?"

"Challenge a fart, you want to beat my brother to pass me first. , I see who dares to come here to challenge. I've decided, fart fat, and now I order you to go to the door and squat. If you come over and have a challenge, give him a fart, it's really good for me Yunchan to bully. I want them to know that this is the end of Yunchan who dares to offend me. ”

The little fat man was quite excited, and in this sect, he was tortured a lot. Now is a good thing that there is a chance to take revenge. So without waiting for Yun Buregret to say anything, the little fat man took the chicken feathers as an arrow and ran out with a swish: "Sister Yunchan, don't worry, I will guard the door for you strictly, if you dare to challenge, let him taste the fart first." ”

"Sister, there won't be any danger, right? The little fat man is my good brother, don't let anything happen to him. ”

"Don't worry, my sister has already seen it. If it weren't for your good brother, you wouldn't have made so much effort to get him out of the way under heavy guard. But since you really stole so many things, it will inevitably make many young geniuses unconvinced. So there will definitely be no shortage of people who will challenge you. ”