Mortal Days Part.1 Chapter 37 Online Store Turmoil (2)

"Brother Chun, what are you talking about?" Xiaoli seemed to be unable to believe her ears and looked at me in surprise, "What are you selling you?"

I wondered why this girl seemed so shrewd, and why she didn't have good ears.

"Knowledge!" I said, raising my voice, "selling the knowledge in my head." ”

"Uh..... I can hear it, Brother Chun, it's just that I don't understand it. Xiaoli said, "You talk about it specifically, I'll see if I can set up a separate product category." ”

"Ahem, Bai shouted so loudly. I sorted out my thoughts, ready to tell her about the scope of business I could do, before I opened my mouth, I heard the winter god "oops" appeared behind Xiaoli, in addition to the power supply of the laptop, there was also an extra cup of 'Le Meimei' milk tea, he put the milk tea cup in front of Xiaoli, and said with a smile: "Drink milk tea, cherry-flavored." ”

Xiaoli didn't think much about it, took the milk tea cup and drank it all, and just as she was about to speak, she rolled her eyes and fell on the sofa.

"Holy. I was shocked and shouted, "You drugged her?"

"Don't worry. The winter god put the power cord on the coffee table, "I just added a little bit of Lao Jun's 'Demon Removal San' to this cup of milk tea, and I can't kill people." ”

"It's shameless. Rong Rong snorted coldly, "If you don't give me an answer to this matter today, I'm not done with you." ”

The winter god explained: "There is a reason for this, I have the main god with the dictation of the main god, and I came to the mortal world to investigate a mysterious organization, this organization is very hidden, and it spans the two worlds of demons, and the main god suspects that the demon world is secretly manipulating. As soon as she entered the room, I noticed that there was something wrong with her, so I had to do something ridiculous to numb her nerves. ”

"Organization?" Rong Rong didn't believe it, "Are you sure what you did didn't come from the nature of Fa-Chun, don't push everything to the Lord God, I don't care what she is, if my online store can't be opened today, I want your ass to bloom." ”

The winter god subconsciously touched his buttocks and said, "Savage, how can a cute girl say such indecent words. Then he said to me, "Spring God, you don't take care of it. ”

Thousands of years of life experience have taught me that I must not reply at this moment, this is a matter of life, and observing words and emotions has always been my strength, I can only stand humbly behind Rong Rong and pray for him secretly.

The winter god walked up to Xiaoli and said, "It seems that this woman is not the core person of the organization, it seems that the other side knew that she was coming here, so they forcibly poured a divine sense into her body." ”

I was even more puzzled and asked, "What is it?" and why do you want to tell me such a confidential thing? ”

"I don't want to be too thorough about this matter, but what do you think the Lord God wants to promise you to enter the mortal world?" With that, the winter god waved his hand, and Xiaoli, who was on the sofa, suddenly stood up, her eyes were blank, and a wisp of black smoke came out from the top of her head.

The black smoke seemed to have consciousness, and after being exposed to the air, it fled towards the door, and the winter god shouted, "Where to run, bold and demonic, I want you to be exposed." Then he set out and chased after him.

It seems that in the end, he still did not escape the routine of the main god, the biggest 'chess player' in the Six Realms, every time he fell, he was carefully calculated and acted every step of the way. But even this can't stop my determination to start a mountain in this mortal world!

The online store has to be opened! I want to earn my first pot of gold in God's life.

Rong Rong saw that Xiaoli had regained consciousness, so she stretched out her hand and shook it in front of her eyes, and said, "Beauty, are you okay?"

That Xiaoli didn't see Rong Rong, but ran directly to me, lying in my arms and said delicately: "What happened to Brother Chun just now, how do I feel as if a bear rushed in..... You saved me, didn't you?"

To be honest, it really makes me feel good to be suddenly hugged by a strange beauty, but in Rong Rong's narrowed eyes, I see the killing intent, just like the reading note when the character puts the special skill in the video game, I am afraid that she will suddenly attack me and use the dragon clan's unpassed technique - the dragon swings its tail.

I stripped Xiaoli's head off my body, and her snot stuck to my newly purchased 'Yiyuku' shirt and pulled up the silk, which looked somewhat indecent and easy to misunderstand, so I took off my shirt and said, "You are just too hot, you should be suffering from heat stroke." ”

"Oh. Xiaoli rubbed her head, not doubting the authenticity of her heat stroke, "Where did we just go." ”

I am in awe of its dedication.

"Sell his knowledge. Rong Rong pointed at me, her tone was a little cold, "It's best to sell him on the Internet, and sell it like a corpse, like this kind of employee who has no performance, he should make self-sacrifice for the prosperity and development of the company." ”

Xiaoli opened the homepage of the computer and said seriously: "Mr. Ao, it is illegal to sell human bodies." ”

The computer shows the background interface of the online store, she told me and Rong Rong, the application for the online store was successfully passed, and now you can upload the 'baby', but the product photos taken just now cannot be uploaded from the store because they are not retouched, but it can help us establish the product category first, and add my sales knowledge first.

She controlled the mouse to click on the screen frantically, and I was a little dizzy when I saw it, but Rong Rong's eyes kept moving with the mouse arrows, and when necessary, she took out a small notebook and took notes, looking like a good student.

"Alright. Xiaoli put down the mouse, "Brother Chun, what kind of knowledge do you want to sell, you tell me, I'll add it." ”

I touched my head, and after the little episode of the Winter God, I didn't know what to say for a while, and I had no clue.

"Heh, what else could he have. Rong Rong said, "You can write fortune-telling and name in it, but you can avoid evil, explore yin and yang, regulate feng shui, marriage and love, and so on." ”

Xiaoli exclaimed: "I didn't expect Brother Chun to have so many magical things, awesome!"

I hurriedly shook my hand: "It's just some carving insect skills, it's not worth mentioning." ”

Rong Rong sneered after hearing this, showing no mercy, "It's just a magic stick!"

Xiaoli and Rong Rong looked at each other and smiled, and then said to me: "Brother Chun, so many types can't be added, otherwise how about I put these businesses on the details page?" But don't worry, customers can see it as long as they click in, so you can only add a 'contact customer service note for placing an order' in the product option." ”

I nodded, after all, Xiaoli is a professional, and her advice still needs to be listened to. For no reason, I remembered the days when I first came to the mortal world to help people tell fortunes in the forum, and I thought that I was also a rising star at that time, but then I met the mountain of 'network administrator', and finally fell to the bottom and never got up again.

Today, in this online store, I want to make a comeback and tell the world that this field is called 'Spring God Square'.

I said: "Xiaoli, you add one more article in that detail page, and it will be written that the former chief divination master of the 'Caoliu Community' 'The World Returns to the Heart' has entered the store strongly, and the hero has returned, so stay tuned." ”

Xiaoli was stunned for a moment, then looked up at me and said in surprise: "Ah! Brother Chun is the heart of the world?

I was a little fluttering when I heard that I was recognized, but I didn't expect my fans to be so sticky, I disappeared for so long, and there were still people who remembered me.

I nodded, "Yes, it's me." ”

"It's too coincidental!" Xiaoli said, "I'm 'not two or three days in love with you', I don't know if Brother Chun still remembers me?"

This screen name is indeed very familiar.,It seems to have appeared before.,I searched for this part of the memory in my mind.,By the way,She appeared very early.,Appeared once in the second chapter of the introduction.,I remember her avatar is very weird.,Claiming to be a nobleman who killed Matt.,But now it seems,How can there be half a shadow of that time.。

Rong Rong's squinted eyes suddenly opened, obviously she also remembered this incident when she was still the main body.

I can't help but sigh that this mortal world is still small, so small that it can be grasped with one hand.

I asked, "Xiaoli, your hair?"

"Nasty, that's just an avatar. Xiaoli closed the computer, "The setup is complete, everything is ready according to your requirements, and then you just need to wait for me to go back to the company to upload product photos and do drainage publicity." She touched me with her elbow and continued, "But it's fate, why don't we go out for a drink?" ”

I smiled, and when I looked up, I saw that Rong Rong had already walked to the door, opened the wooden door, and made a gesture to see off the guests.