Chapter 159: On the road of depravity, drifting away
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"Give it a name, and call it a hairy crab all day long. Wu Ya Ange was slightly drunk after drinking, and her little face was red. Biting his onion fingers, he thought for a while and said, "It's a hairy crab, and a pair of big chelates are very powerful and domineering." The crab is called the Intestineless Child. In the future, let's call it boiled without intestines. ”
"Boiled without intestines?" Wang Yan also twitched the corners of his mouth, "This is not good, right? What should we do if he turns around and lets us receive boxed lunches one by one?" How about calling it Xie Wugu?"
"It's a hairy crab anyway, whatever it's called. After Wu Ya'ange was in good spirits, he seemed a little sleepy, yawning lazily.
Xie Wugut Ka ~ My hairy crab also has a name, and in the future, my mighty and domineering hairy crab will be called Xie Wugu! With a name, it will not be considered a trick, and it will not be so easy to be eaten.
In this world, it turns out that there is also a lot of love for hairy crabs. It waved a pair of large claws and clicked excitedly to dance the crab dance.
Before it could finish its fun, it was kicked out by Wu Ya Ange. It drew an arc in mid-air, and fell into the cold lake with a "poof".
"Bah!" The hairy crab struggling in the lake, no, Xie Wugut was buried. A demon girl is a demon girl, moody. A minute ago, I thought that this intestinal boy was very cute, but the next second, I was tired of playing and kicked in the lake.
But when he thought of the strong sense of danger in her, Xie Wugut was excited, and sighed that he couldn't be provoked. Quickly sank into the water. It's still our little flower, small cui, little glamorous. And graceful. And gentle and considerate.
Harem friends, your husband has returned victorious.
A huge crab figure greeted the female crabs in a procession at the bottom of the lake.
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Next, Wu Ya Ange said that he was in a good mood. I want to go back to get a beauty sleep, and I will go to the north tomorrow to recuperate.
And after Wang Yan said goodbye to Wu Ya'ange, he also returned to his home. Take a shower, and lie in the Taishi chair in a nightgown with your eyes half-closed. Enjoying the clear moonlight sprinkled on people, the gusts of lake breeze blew away the impetuousness of the soul.
Croaking and croaking of frogs constantly. The clear and translucent chirping of the cricket. One after another came to the ears, and the heart was indescribably comfortable and peaceful.
I'm going to leave for Beibei tomorrow.
If you think about it, it has only been less than two months since I joined the National Africa Bureau. But these two months are even more exciting than the first half of my life combined.
Suddenly, the cicadas under the roots of the corner of the house suddenly stagnated and fell silent.
Wang Yan opened his glasses slightly, and his keen sense of hearing caught the rustling footsteps of the downstairs door opening. Wang Yan, who is not what it used to be, clearly sensed that Liu Lang, who had fallen asleep, was tiptoeing out.
Wang Yan tumbled down from the Taishi's chair. Half-lifted the curtains, looking down through the gaps in the climbing plants. But I saw a corpse Taoist in a robe. He was standing at the bottom of the building with his hands behind his back.
His zombie face, the robe of the Republic of China, plus the night breeze is slow, and the moonlight is hazy. No matter how you look at it, there is a strong eerie and terrifying smell on the corpse people.
What's more, he didn't restrain his breath much, otherwise those crickets might not be able to detect him.
After a while, Liu Lang pushed the electric car outside to meet the corpse man.
"Little friend, why are you so slow, the old man has been waiting for a long time. The corpse man said excitedly, "Let's go, let's go and have fun together, the old man can't wait." ”
"Old Shi, don't worry. Lao Wang had just come back before, so it was not good to alarm him. Liu Lang lit a cigarette and said leisurely, "It's still early, if you don't feel like it's fun, we can have a good night." Anyway, your old body is hard-boned, and you're not afraid of tossing. ”
Wang Yan upstairs, with his excellent ear, listened to these words very clearly. couldn't help but hold his forehead, crying and laughing. The corpse Taoist and Liu Lang hooked up with each other, and they really knew the essence of that thing, and they couldn't be happier.
Do you also say that you should not alarm yourself, because you are afraid that you will despise yourself? Alas, in this world, why are people's hearts so impetuous?
"No, although the body can bear it, it's no problem to fight all night. But tomorrow, the unit will arrange for me to go on a business trip, and I will not be laughed at if I am listless on the road?" said the corpse man a little sullenly, "Alas, it annoys people to death." It's all your stinky boy surnamed Wang, who has to drag the old man on a business trip, which is really worry-free. What a cunning stinky boy. ”
"Hehe, our old king is still very good, kind-hearted and righteous. It's just that he takes his work too seriously and his private life is too old-fashioned. Life, in just a few decades, you have to be happy in time. Liu Lang said with a smile, "Can't you get old, and then look back and think about how worthless your life is?"
"So the old man still thinks that you are the most appetizing, Xiaoyou. The corpse man swept away the haze and laughed heartily and said, "The old man and the little friend are the biggest turning point in life."
Alas~ Wang Yan sighed and shook his head, depraved, it's really depraved. Think about the life of the corpse man, he has also been hot-blooded, domineering, and brilliant.
But who wants to get old, but on the contrary, they can't get past the level of the word "sex", and hook up with Brother Lang to become adulterous and colluded. But everyone has their own choices......
Just when Wang Yan sighed and was about to close the curtains, ignoring what was going on outside the window. Liu Lang squinted his eyes again hehehe~ smiled: "Since Shi Lao, you are going on a business trip tomorrow, we should not play all night today." Just play casually and satisfy your cravings. By the way, which girl are you going to choose tonight?"
Wang Yan's ears pricked up, and this curiosity hooked up again.
"Which girl to choose? The old man is going to change his taste tonight. Well, just choose the policeman girl with a gun. After the corpse man finished speaking, he laughed again and again.
The voice was cold and evil, and the frogs and crickets within a radius of dozens of meters were so frightened that they stopped their courtship chirping.
Wang Yan at this time was also stunned.
You still have this kind of look? Choose a police girl with a gun! This taste is really ...... No, it's not about taste. The point is, has the shampoo room evolved to this extent in recent years?
Could it be that the industry is so competitive now that it needs to use such an extreme way to attract customers?
"Jiji, Shi Lao, your taste is indeed getting heavier and heavier. However, the police girl is quite expensive, more than 4,000. It's good that you're rich and don't care about that. Liu Lang also learned from the corpse and said with a smile, "That's it, I'll pick that girl who plays the piano and play with you." ”
"Alas!" Wang Yan sighed again, this world is really too depraved and too evil. It seems that Brother Lang is on that road, and he has gradually drifted away.
Human nature, how can you be so impetuous? More than 4,000, this is willing to start? Think about how much you earned by riding a tricycle to send TT to a month of desperate work?
Learn to get a fake uniform in the south, and the value will soar, and you really know how to strengthen your core competitiveness.
", the old man is already unbearable, let's go. The corpse man seemed to have a great increase in his "sexual interest", and his eyes lit up and urged, "Little friend, don't rush to pay with the old man tonight." ”
"Old Shi, don't worry, I'm so poor, of course I won't rob you. Liu Lang rode his broken electric car and staggered away with the corpse man.
Wang Yan here, apart from shaking his head and sighing, what else can he do? But Wang Yan will not look down on those "stumbling women", which is an ancient and tenacious industry with great vitality.
There will be no shortage before, there will be no shortage now, and there will inevitably be in the future.
Just when Wang Yan was about to close the curtains and get a good night's sleep. A faint and excited voice sounded behind him: "Wang Yan, aren't you the slightest bit curious about where they are going?"
Wang Yan was shocked, and then turned his head to look at the person who came helplessly: "I said Sister An Ge, can I trouble you not to be so elusive? Every time I do this, I will be scared out of heart disease by you." ”
He was also speechless, since Wu Ya Ange came back from a business trip, he had made his home her home. Anytime, anywhere, it will come out of nowhere. And quietly, hard to find.
And she's very good at stealth, and now she's broken through to the realm level. The action is mysterious and unpredictable. Several times, Wang Yan was approached by her to two or three meters, but she hadn't found her yet.
Wu Ya Ange leaned on the sofa, with half a glass of red wine between his fingers, and said with a lazy expression: "I'm also for your good, there are many strong people in this world who are good at stealth assassination, you have to develop the habit of being vigilant against any disturbances around you at any time." ”
The truth is right, but Wang Yan always feels very unaccustomed to it, not a taste. Pulling the topic away, he said, "I'm not interested in where they go. Sister Ange, you better go to bed early, tomorrow you are going to brush up on the copy of Beipi, and nourish your spirit more. ”
"You're not interested, but I think it's interesting. Wu Ya Ange smiled coquettishly, "What kind of police girl with a gun, a girl who plays the piano, the more you think about it, the more interesting it becomes." Go, accompany me to open my eyes. ”
"It's the middle of the night, isn't it good?" Wang Yan hesitated and said, "What's more, the corpse Daoist is an old powerhouse, and his use of spiritual power has reached the point of perfection. We tracked him, and it was not easy. ”
"Since you're lacking in this area, think of it as a training session. Wu Ya Ange drank half a glass of red wine, and said with a smile, "The corpse Dao person is his own person, even if he finds out, it is not a big deal." In the future, if you go out on a mission, what if you need to track down a stronger master? If you are not careful, you will most likely die on the spot. Therefore, tracking and being tracked is a profound and important science. Besides, don't you really want to see a police girl with a gun?"
At the last sentence, Wu Ya'an's beautiful eyes narrowed slightly.
...... (To be continued......)