Chapter 37: I Can't Take It
Early the next morning.
Zhang Gui washed up and came out to see that all the ingredients prepared for the barbecue yesterday outside had been eaten.
For this basic operation, Zhang Gui said that he is accustomed to it.
But it's time to go to town and stock up.
But today another saint came, I don't know when I will come, and Zhang Gui doesn't dare to run around.
What if the saint comes and finds that no one has received him, so he is unhappy and snaps his fingers?
Zhang Gui could only sit upright behind the counter and stare at the door of the inn.
After sitting for a while, the bored Zhang Gui is not good at playing games with his mobile phone, and casually brushes the circle of friends.
Just as he was brushing happily, there was a motor sound outside the door.
Zhang Gui looked out and saw a noisy orange Porsche 718 parked outside the inn.
Lu Dongbin was dressed in casual clothes, and a big toad mirror with an angry toad was poking his head out and beckoning to him.
"Is the shopkeeper going for a ride?"
Zhang Gui looked at his tattered van, and then at Lu Dongbin's angry trot, feeling that there was indeed a huge gap between man and God.
Angrily rejecting Lu Dongbin's invitation for a ride, Zhang Gui returned to the counter and sat down.
Watching Lu Dongbin trot next to his van, Zhang Gui felt the corners of his eyes twitch for a while.
Qian Duoduo happened to come in on a battery car, and Wang Fugui sat in the back seat.
, it's really too picky, how much electricity can it cost to drive an extra battery car?
Wang Fugui's face is not very good-looking, and he is probably also slandering like crazy.
Qian Duoduo saw Lu Dongbin jump down from the top of the open-top trot.
", Lao Lu, did you rob it?"
Qian Duoduo dropped the battery car and went over to look at the trot.
Wang Fugui unhurriedly supported his feet on the ground, and then reached out to hold the battery car.
It seems that I know a lot about this boss.
"Cut, I can use the money that I earn from robbery and labor. ”
Lu Dongbin pouted.
"You shouldn't use immortal arts, right? The use of mana to make money in the human world is expressly forbidden by heaven. ”
Qian Duoduo looked at Lu Dongbin suspiciously.
"Am I like someone who cheats on exams?"
Lu Dongbin said, you look down on me too much.
"Like!"
Guan Erye, who had just come out to catch Zhang Guichen, nodded without hesitation.
Lu Dongbin: "......"
"Oh, I'm angry with labor and management, I'll show you how labor and management make money!"
Lu Dongbin angrily took out his mobile phone.
Zhang Gui and Guan Er Ye came over curiously to see how this great god could make money without using mana.
Qian Duoduo and Wang Fugui, the two members of the Ministry of Finance, also got together, after all, making money in the world, in the large, medium, and small worlds is their main task.
I saw Lu Dongbin open X treasure with a brush and click on a store.
"Look, I'm the owner of this store, oops, it's so easy to make money, it's not difficult for those who know, but not for those who are difficult!"
Lu Dongbin showed off his X treasure shop.
I saw that there was only one product in the store: "Immortal Emperor Yi Jin Washing Pulp Gong Strong Kidney Room Zhonggu Yuan Shu Jin Guan Gu Lock Gong Leg Raising Kidney Gong Teaching Video".
Zhang Gui: "......"
Guan Erye: "......"
Qian Duoduo: "......"
Wang Fugui: "......"
Zhang Gui looked at it, the price was ninety-nine, and the sales record was actually tens of thousands, and there were seven or eight thousand comments below.
Zhang Gui took out his mobile phone, searched for this treasure by himself, and looked at the comments.
"The shop is a big batch!"
"Very good, I've been practicing for a while, and I'm so impotent (anti-harmony)!! I'll continue to practice!"
"I feel very good, I have learned a lot of health knowledge, and I will learn more in the future, and I have five stars!"
"Strengthen the body and benefit the people. ”
"It's very practical, if you practice this, your girlfriend won't run away. ”
"It's very exciting, cheap and easy to use, my girlfriend can't stand it!"
"Harmonious life is really important, especially the harmonious life of husband and wife, the most important thing. The store is very good, thumbs up. I hope you will support us. ”
“666666!”
......
Looking at a lot of praise, Ma Dan, I also want to buy a copy!
cough, this is basically a business, you can easily make millions, Lu Dongbin really makes money!
Zhang Gui was speechless, only with admiration.
"Ahem, Lao Lu, you are really an expert in this area. ”
Qian Duoduo came back to his senses and hooked Lu Dongbin's shoulder.
"Do you plan to publish a physical book? I have a channel, let's cooperate?"
"Alas, this can be had, how much money do you pay?"
"Ahaha, how old have we been in a relationship, talking about money hurts feelings!"
"Last night you said you were going to clean me up in the Celestial Realm?"
"Haha, isn't this a joke with you, who are the two of us?"
"Don't mind, talking about feelings hurts money, let's talk about money if we want to cooperate. ”
......
Wang Fugui rolled his eyes, too lazy to take care of the old boss who was in charge of the festival, parked the battery car and walked to the inn.
"Hey, Xiaohong pushed the battery car to charge!"
Qian Duoduo still took time out of his busy schedule to instruct Wang Fugui not to give up the advantage that he could take advantage of.
It will be Zhang Gui's turn to roll his eyes.
"Oh, by the way, what are you doing here?"
Lu Dongbin, who had been talking nonsense for a long time, asked Qian Duoduo suspiciously.
"Huh, don't you know that the saint has come today?"
Qian Duoduo looked at Lu Dongbin in surprise.
"Saint, which saint?"
Lu Dongbin looked at Qian Duoduo in surprise.
"Me. ”
A sturdy old man who looked like an old farmer walked slowly into the inn.
"Greetings!"
Qian Duoduo hurriedly saluted the old man.
"Greetings!"
Wang Fugui, who had just charged the battery car, also hurriedly saluted.
Lu Dongbin was stunned for a moment, and then hurriedly saluted.
"Greetings!"
Zhang Gui was a little at a loss, this gesture is so complicated, I can't do it?
The old man waved his hand, "No need to be polite, the old man is here to play." ”
"Ahh (*°▽°*)
As soon as the girl went downstairs, when she saw the old man, she ran over and threw herself into his arms.
Shennong picked up the girl, and his indifferent expression just now instantly turned into a blooming chrysanthemum.
"Oh, girl, don't run so fast!"
Shennong smiled from ear to ear and picked up the girl and let her sit on his thick arms.
Oh, the seriously ill daughter is in the advanced stage, and it seems that there is no help. Zhang Gui was irrepressibly divergent in his thinking.
Shennong seemed to sense some kind of malice and looked back at Zhang Gui.
"Oh, Shennong's holy drive to the shop, it's really a supreme glory!"
Zhang Gui hurriedly bowed his waist and shook his face at Shennong.
Shennong waved his hand, "The shopkeeper doesn't need to be polite, you have taken care of the girl these days." Huh?"
Shennong suddenly stopped to look at the girl carefully, and then put her on the ground.
Girl: (⊙▽⊙) a?
"Girl, you seem to have grown taller?"
Shennong was surprised to confirm the height of the girl.
A room full of people, oh no, a room full of gods looked at the girl in amazement.
Zhang Gui looked confused, what is so strange about children growing taller?
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