Seeing the monkey with teeth and claws in the cage, Zhang Yang didn't expect this guy to be a macaque.

"Haha, it's actually a macaque, ouch hey, this little temper!"

"Brother Yang, this guy is probably very irritable when he is locked in a cage, he is usually quite friendly to humans, and he will only be irritable when he is with a group of monkeys, you can rest assured, by the way, this is a document, you put it away, and if someone talks about this in the future, you will show it!"

Sure enough, after Manager Liu opened the cage, the macaque came out of the cage, and immediately stopped, dragged the bag next to it, took out a peach from it and ate it, but soon ate two bites of peaches, and was thrown to the ground by him, and then took out another one from the bag.

Rhubarb watched the suddenly extra creatures vigilantly beside him, and was eager to step forward to fight, but was stopped by Zhang Yang's eyes.

Manager Liu looked at the wasted macaque in embarrassment.

"Brother Yang, the macaque is like this, you can slowly let it change in the future. ”

Zhang Yang looked at the macaque who was recklessly wasted there, and shook his head indifferently.

"It's okay, this is their racial characteristic, greedy and strife, picking and losing, like to eat ripe fruits, follow me to teach it slowly in the future." ”

Then Manager Liu and the three of them said goodbye and left, Zhang Yang turned the picture to the macaque eating fruit, and he hid to the side to immerse his attention in his mind.

"System, you just said that this macaque is the reward for this mission?"

"Yes, the host, the little assistant in life is this macaque, the reward distribution progress is 50%, please take this macaque away from the live broadcast screen, the remaining 50% of the reward is about to be distributed, and the macaque's intelligence will be improved and optimized. ”

Only half of the reward was given, and the other half was going to take the monkey away? And it was actually an intelligence improvement??!!!!!

With excitement and apprehension, Zhang Yang hurriedly came to the little monkey very obediently, and at the same time told the people in the live broadcast room.

"Everyone, I'll take the guy to the side for a family meeting first, educate it not to waste food again, let's take a look at the scenery outside, and then turn the picture back!"

As he spoke, he used the consciousness control aircraft to fly out of the RV along the open window to shoot the rain scene, and he waited curiously for the system to issue the other half of the reward.

From then on, when the little monkey saw this human coming, he was also vigilant and blocked the bag of fruit behind him, obviously afraid that Zhang Yang would snatch it to eat, and he was still grinning there.

It was at this time that the macaque, which had an extraordinarily heavy personality, suddenly disappeared in place, and then it took about 5 minutes or so before reappearing in its original position.

It's just that the macaque that appeared again, I don't know how to look at it, I feel that this guy has not changed except for his appearance, everything else has changed, especially the pair of smart little eyes.

"Host, the task distribution is completed, and the intelligence of the life assistant has doubled, reaching the standard of a 14-year-old child. ”

14 years old?

Isn't that almost like a normal person, except for life experience and the like, this TND has become a human being?

Didn't it say that animals were not allowed to become sperm after the founding of the country??

Zhang Yang glanced at the macaque tentatively, but he didn't expect that the next scene made him completely messy.

I saw that after the macaque saw Zhang Yang, he actually put the half-eaten peach on his paw into the bag very spiritually, and then wiped his two paws on his body and stretched out a right hand.

"You mean you're going to shake hands?"

Zhang Yang asked tentatively, but he didn't expect the macaque to nod his head and make a squeaky sound in his mouth.

I'll go, it's really a sperm!

Deciminably reached out and shook the other party's outstretched little paw, and the macaque was very excited to take out a whole peach from the bag and handed it to Zhang Yang.

"What are you doing, please let me eat peaches?"

The macaque nodded again, and at the same time took a peach from the bag and placed it in front of Rhubarb......

When I went, I also knew that I saw a new friend inviting me to eat peaches, and this guy was already the same as a normal person except that he couldn't speak.

"666, little monkey, you will be my family from now on, the three of us have to get along well, by the way, system, can rhubarb's IQ be improved??"

"Not at the moment, please try your best to complete the task, maybe there will be one later!"

Not at the moment, that means it can be done in the future, and it seems that you will have to work hard to complete the task for the sake of rhubarb in the future.

"Little monkey, will I help you choose a name later? By the way, can we not waste food in the future, I can't afford to eat half of it and throw it away, right?"

When the macaque heard this, it was puzzled for a moment, then squeaked and nodded, not knowing whether it was because it was happy to choose the name, or if it agreed not to waste food in the future, but it still picked up the leftover peaches again.

At this time, Zhang Yang also let the aircraft fly back, and what happened to appear in the picture was the little monkey picking up the half of the peach that he had thrown away before, and eating it in his mouth.

"I'll go, Brother Yang's family can teach it, it's only been a few minutes, and the little monkey won't waste food?"

"2333, Brother Yang won't be a stick education, right?"

"55555 thought of the days when my dad beat me when I was a child!"

"Cut, upstairs, have you ever experienced the taste of mixed doubles?"

"Cut, have you ever experienced what it's like for a family of six to beat one person?"

"No, where did you come from a family of six? Could it be that you have three parents and three mothers?"

"2333, that guy is probably talking about grandparents, grandparents, upstairs brothers, I have to say that you are very pitiful, you can actually let your grandparents and grandparents beat you, it can be seen how naughty you used to be!"

"Don't I just want to play with the shredder and smash my dad's private money!"

"6666, I have to admire upstairs!"

"Am I the only one who is so smart about this monkey? Why did Brother Yang understand it just by saying it? As far as I know, macaques are famous for wasting food, this is their nature. ”

Hearing someone ask about the little monkey's IQ, Zhang Yang suddenly pulled a smile at the corner of his mouth, because he thought of a joke.

"Everyone, normally, the IQ of a monkey should be around 7 years old, this guy has this IQ is understandable, I have a joke about monkey IQ here, please pay attention to it.

It is said that in order to test the IQ of monkeys, a researcher took a model of a plus sign and a minus sign and asked the monkey: Which one do you like?

Monkey answers: I like to be cheap.

The researcher asked again: What do you choose to be when you choose to give the same pen and brush to the pawnshop for fruit?

The monkey replied: When the sand pen.

The researcher asked: Which do you think is more risky, stocks or stamps?

The monkey replied: I've voted for everything, don't go to play the American ticket.

The tester asks again: who is like a professor and who is like a beast, a monkey or an orangutan?

The monkey replied: The monkey is the beast of the professor, and the orangutan is the professor of the beast.

Scientist comments: This monkey IQ index is as high as 250, and the monkey is terrifying. ”

Of course, this joke has nothing to do with the monkey's IQ, it is purely a joke, and many people can hear what it means, which is clearly irony.

"6666, this is a turn to scold those bricks and beasts!"

"God complains, just obey my Brother Yang!"

"No, Brother Yang definitely didn't scold the brick family and call the beast, he was just saying that the monkey has a high IQ. ”

"Yes, it must be so, don't take the rhythm!"

"That's it, be careful that your account is poisoned, you will never be able to enter the live broadcast room, haha!"

Thinking of another purpose, Zhang Yang laughed for a while after speaking, then opened his mouth again to chat with the people in the live broadcast room, and at the same time lit a cigarette and leaned on the sofa to smoke, the almighty mosaic naturally appeared in the live broadcast room again.

The little monkey jumped on the sofa very flexibly, sat next to Zhang Yang, and looked at the picture in the mobile phone curiously, and I didn't know if I understood.

"What, this guy needs a name, let's help think about it!"

Hearing Zhang Yang say that he wanted to name the little macaque, fans immediately stopped the previous discussion and began to enter the next hot discussion.