Chapter 198: Blowing Pigs to the Sky
"If you can't do it, come down, don't delay people's efforts. ”
"Anchor, hurry down, don't be ashamed. ”
"Stupid anchor, can't play still capable, and is known as an all-round anchor, incompetent anchor is okay, a brother's fart, fish maw is a lump outdoors, look at this brother. ”
"That's not right. "Yuzu found that the problem is quite serious, and this wave of rhythm seems to be aimed at not only a leaf of maple, but also for fish maw outdoors. To say that fish maw has always been ranked in the top ten or so on the entire live broadcast platform, it can be regarded as the leader of the second ladder, and there is still a distance from the first ladder.
As for outdoor live broadcasting, even fish maw is considered weak, and it is not comparable to the whole network platform. "How could anyone target Kaedeko?"
Yuzu didn't know that Li Feng's live video has become more and more popular on the Internet recently, and it has gradually attracted some people's attention.
The trolls in the live broadcast room are getting more and more fierce, Guo Zheng and Ma Rui, I'm a poor B who can't help it. "Huaxi, why don't you delete it?"
"This rhythm has a big impact on Fengzi. ”
"yes. ”
Guo Zheng and a few people discussed in the small group, Li Feng is now made into the image of an all-round outdoor brother with fish maw, and he may be about to collapse. "We have to believe in Kaede. Huaxi said.
But now, there are more and more trolls in the live broadcast room. ”
"These people are clearly rhythmic. ”
Guo Zheng was anxious, and many neutral fans seemed to be shaken. "I don't think so. ”
"Yes, I think Kaede can do it. ”
"Fart, the pig hasn't moved for a long time. ”
"I can't blow the pigskin, I can't blow the pigskin, I brag about it, and I'm a brother. ”
"Fish maw is like this, let's find a few beauties to sell cute and cheat money, what kind of outdoor live broadcast, or go to tease the fish. ”
"This bird-like anchor teases the fish and grabs it, not too much. ”
The mockery rhythm of the live broadcast room flew up, but I didn't notice that the tourists in the courtyard became very excited. "Moved, moved, I'll go, the pig moved. ”
The tourists in the yard were all excited, and Bai Hua, who was standing next to the pig, was the first to notice that the pig had moved. "It can't be, it's impossible. ”
Almost instantly, the pig moved, was blown away, and a stream of air was blown into the pigskin, and the fat pig puffed up a little bit, really as if it was moving. Li Feng breathed a sigh of relief, it's okay, it's okay, oxygenation is really good.
"It's blowing. ”
Zhang Jiajia cheered, completely forgetting that the mobile phone in her hand was still live broadcasting.
"What did Jiajia say?"
"yes, why is the camera so dangling. ”
"Look. ”
"Look, let's go, one or two to force the anchor. ”
"You're the second one. ”
"That's right, the eyeballs are in the crotch of the pants, don't look at it. ”
"See what?"
Zhang Jiajia remembered the live broadcast, and immediately focused the camera on the fat pig, only to see Li Feng puffing out his mouth and blowing hard, the pig bulged up little by little, and a group of trolls in the next live broadcast room were also dumbfounded.
"Well done maple. ”
Guo Zheng clenched his fist and swung it vigorously. "The pig is finally blowing. ”
I'm poor B and jumped out immediately. "What about those two people who just spoke, come out, open your dog's eyes and see, why don't you speak, I have a screenshot here. ”
"A bunch of trolls, with a rhythm. ”
"Trolls?"
"I'll just say, these accounts look quite eye-catching, they turned out to be a bunch of trolls. ”
"I'm poor B, send out the screenshot quickly, and show us that those trolls are so retarded and dare to spray maple, I don't know that maple is known as a slap in the face. ”
"No problem, let's take a look in the group, remember that these goods will come back next time, and kill them. ”
"No next time, I'll kill them this time. ”
"them in private chat. ”
A bunch of trolls were dumbfounded, didn't the pig just move yet? "Nima, we're on this thing, I've just watched a few videos of this thing, it's all flipped like this, Nima, the routine is too deep. ”
"Go online and him. ”
"Yes, yes, yes. ”
These people just wanted to do something on the Internet, and they were suddenly dumbfounded, and the fish maw reacted very quickly and poked out the matter for the first time. "Nima, how could it be so fast. ”
This has to say that the grapefruit, the response is extremely fast, the maple pig just blew up, the grapefruit found the editor-in-chief to react to this matter, the editor-in-chief processed it very quickly, contacted the public relations department, and posted it on the Internet as soon as possible.
Li Feng will blow the pig bigger and bigger, not only Bai Hua and Tang Yitong were dumbfounded, but the old pig killer was also shocked. "Alright, alright, boy, don't blow it, if you blow it again, you'll blow it up. ”
"Nima, I heard me wrong, the old pig killer just said that the pig was going to be blown up. ”
"Okay, bragging, I'll take Fengzi now. ”
"Isn't it blowing pigs?"
"Amazing, Fengzi is really going to blow the pig to the sky. ”
Li Feng immediately cut off the oxygenation, and just didn't notice that it blew too much, the pig had swelled into an elliptical ball, and it was really possible to explode after a while.
"Hahaha, this pig is fat. ”
"I don't think Maplezi blew a fat pig into a toy pig, it's too fat. ”
Tang Yitong looked at the bulging fat pig. "It's really good to blow, maybe the cow can be blown away by him. ”
Zhang Jiajia knocked Tang Yitong's little head. "What are you talking about? ”
If you want to say happy, not only the live audience and the tourists watching the excitement in the courtyard, Zhang Jiajia is the happiest. "Kaede is tired, take a break. ”
"It's fine. ”
Li Feng's old face turned red, he almost looked foreign just now, but fortunately he had equipment to help. "It's a bit overblown. ”
"It's awesome. ”
"yes, this guy is amazing. ”
"I didn't expect the pig that the old pig killer didn't blow up to such a young man. ”
"Good job, young man. ”
The tourists in the courtyard gave a thumbs up and applauded, and Li Feng thanked him.
"The maple is so big that the tourists around me are all patting the maple. ”
"That's Fengzi almost blew the pig flying, if it weren't for the old pig killer to stop him, maybe he could really become a flying pig. ”
These viewers said casually, they didn't know at all, if there was no old pig killer to stop them, maybe they could really fly into the sky.
"By the way, I patronized to watch the blowing pig, but I didn't have time to ask, why do you want to blow the pig. ”
"That's right, I really didn't think about it, I'm tired of blowing for a long time, why?"
Li Feng took Zhang Jiajia's hand, handed over the towel to wipe his hands, took the mobile phone, and said with a smile. "This is simple, everyone sees that the pigskin is blown up now, don't say anything else, do you see anything about the pig's head?"
"This?"
"Hey, the pigskin has become so smooth. ”
"What does it mean that the pigskin is smoother? ”
"Stupid, what's on the pigskin, pig hair, it's so good to shave, isn't it Fengzi?"
Li Feng smiled and nodded. "That's right, in this way, the pig doesn't need to be boiled in the cauldron at all, just poured it with hot water, and then scraped the pig hair with a knife, and the pig's head and pig's feet are not easy to scrape, and it becomes very convenient to start after blowing. ”
"No wonder. ”
"It's really learned. ”
"I said why blow the pig, it's really good to scrape. ”
Speaking, the old pig killer took the stunned Bai Hua to pour hot water. "Ahh Before Bai Hua could react, he was a little distracted and scalded by the hot water. "Don't get distracted. ”
"Yes, Daddy. ”
Bai Hua glanced at Li Feng, and didn't believe that this guy really blew the pig up, better than his father's blow. "Look, the pig killer shaves much more easily. ”
"Next time, our family will also learn to kill pigs, but we can't learn Fengzi, at most we will use a pump to cheer up. ”
"This can be there. ”
The pigs were quickly cleaned up, and Zhang Liang was very happy. "The lad is good, good. ”
The lung capacity is simply non-human, and I heard that the strength is not small, and I thought about saving Jiajia for the first time last time, and this baby Zhang Liang is quite optimistic. "Jiajia asked Xiaofeng to come to my house for dinner in the evening. ”
When they went out, Zhang Liang and Jiajia said. "Uncle, forget it. Zhang Jiajia's face flushed, this matter has not been decided yet, why did she invite Li Feng to dinner, a little shy.
"Hahaha, what is this baby shy, I look at this child well. Zhang Liang said with a smile.
Li Feng is not polite, what is there to eat and drink. "Okay, uncle, I'll have a few drinks with you in the evening. ”
"Look, how refreshing this baby is, so good. ”
Zhang Liang likes such dolls, talking and doing things boldly.
Tang Yitong pursed his lips, eating and drinking, okay, Li Feng didn't know that his words were bad in Tang Yitong's heart.
"Fengzi is awesome, so quickly into the enemy's interior. ”
"That's not to say, pretending to force Feng, this pig is not a loss at all. ”
"But no, not only did he play a bunch of trolls, but he also hit the little pig killer, you didn't see, the little pig killer was hit by the maple, and he was distracted several times and provoked the old pig killer to teach him a good lesson. ”
"Now it's still inside the enemy, and sure enough, it's Fengzi who kills three birds with one stone. ”
Li Feng looked at the various speculations of a group of second-hand goods in the live broadcast room, and all kinds of praise were a little embarrassed, but he really didn't kill three birds with one stone. 'Complete the Temporary Blowing Pig quest to get one Learning Pill and five Galaxy Stars. ’
"It's finally done, and with the task of learning pills to create silver jewelry, it's one step further. ”
Li Feng was happy, and Zhang Jiajia was happy that Li Feng was happy to go to his uncle's house for dinner, and smiled with a blushing face.
On the side, Tang Yitong couldn't stand it anymore. "Sister, didn't you say that there is a show at the entrance of the village, let's go see the show. ”
"What kind of show?"
Li Feng looked at the prize and turned around and asked.
"Performance, Fengzi go and take a look. ”
"yes, watch the show. ”
Zhang Jiajia said with a smile. "After a while, some guests will come, and the village organizes a welcoming ceremony, preparing rice wine songs and bamboo pole dances. ”
"Bamboo pole dance, I know this, it's interesting. ”
"Will Kaedeko?"
Li Feng shook his head, this really won't be.
"It's not going to be too good, let's just see if Fengzi won't. ”
"Yes, yes, this thing is too shocking. ”
"If you come to a section, you must come for a while, don't say anything else, you jump for a while, I'll send a sports car." ”
"Yes, as long as you dare to jump, the gift will definitely follow. ”
"That's right, sports cars, cruise ships, whatever you want, as long as you can't jump. ”
"Hahaha, you're all catching up with the song, and it's quite rhyming, but I want to say, you guys did a good job. "I'm poor B, this thing is making a lot of fun, obviously this will be all maple fans, joking and hilarious, unlike a bunch of trolls just now who are completely rhythmic.
"Jump, jump, I can't do it, there are masters on the side. ”
Li Feng laughed, a group of hungry wolves howled in the live broadcast room. "Fengzi Nima, this dog food is sprinkled. ”
"Torture and kill those who sprinkle dog food. ”