"Mengmeng, are you sure we do this?" In Yang Meng's residence in Fengnan Mountain, Hu Erxuan and Qi Kun stared at Yang Meng with wide eyes.

Yang Meng nodded and said: "We don't know what the situation is in our village? We have been sending money to our family every year when we go home over the years, but what changes have you seen in our family over the years? Let's go home this time and buy things for the family and bring them back! Bring back any color TVs and refrigerators! Let's buy ready-made ones! Lobsters, the madman can't go back for the Chinese New Year this year, and he can't let your uncle mess around, so you are responsible for buying the New Year's goods of the madman's family! Let's rent a truck and kill them together. ”

Hu Er was stunned and said: "Mengmeng, your suggestion is good, but you think about the road in our village, do you think the big truck can go back?"

Yang Meng replied: "When we get to the realm to find a tricycle, let's go back early!"

Qi Kun said with a bitter face: "According to what you said, I have to prepare two New Year's goods, isn't this going back to exhaust me? The madman can still go back for the New Year, and as a result, you will get a very rough hallucinotropic case, how long has it been since I have been home? Now I have almost forgotten what he looks like." ”

Yang Meng laughed: "I said lobster, you can't say that, what does such a big case mean? ”

Qi Kun pouted: "My uncle waited at home for a year to wait for his son to come home, now it's good, if the madman doesn't go back, you say he won't die of disappointment?"

Yang Meng said with a smile: "You go back to do your uncle's ideological work, let him come here to live, get closer to the madman, and take care of each other." ”

"Take care of a fart!" Qi Kun said indignantly: "As far as the madman is playing with his life, he won't be able to stop when my uncle comes!

Yang Meng smiled: "Let your uncle come to live with me, it's not interesting for me to live alone in such a house." Let him come and live together. ”

"Don't!" Qi Kun's eyes widened and he said: "Why did you say that I should let my uncle leave Zhuoshanzi Village? Isn't it just to leave our small mountain village and feel the prosperity of the big city? Okay, I came to you? I went from one village to another! Your village still can't catch up with Zhuoshanzi Village! At least there are relatives and friends in Zhuoshanzi Village who can chat and have fun, but what are you doing here? Are you going to prison? Believe it or not, you can make my uncle depressed? You just run here to live like an old man. Who wants to live here but you!"

"What do you know? This is called pastoral life! How many people can't envy it!" Yang Meng retorted.

Qi Kun pouted and said: "It's understandable that people in the city want a rural life, you said that we all came from the village, and before we came to the city, we all lived a rural life, okay? Anyway, I've been trying to escape this so-called 'pastoral life' all my life. Otherwise, we're going to have to work hard in the city!"

Hu Er was stunned and said: "Okay, maybe one day in the future, we will return to the pastoral life when we are old, but it is obviously not time yet, Meng Meng, this is a man, it is not wrong to have stars and seas in my heart, and it is not wrong to have pastoral poetry, but I also have to buy tickets to see the scenery, and I have to buy poetry collections, right? You've been messing around lately, and we're still going to make money to support our family!"

"Who said I'm not bad for money?" Yang Meng glared: "Say that my life here is so unbearable? There is a kind of you don't come to me to eat, drink, and live! Okay! This matter is so decided, I will give the whole thing to the family when I go home this year!"

Qi Kun nodded: "Okay, I'll rent a big truck, let's do this! ”

Hu Er was stunned and swallowed melon seeds, and was stunned when he heard Qi Kun's words: "Why?"

Qi Kun shook his phone: "I have someone's medical records here, what do you say will happen if your father sees it?"

", there's no such thing as you!" Hu Er said in a stunned manner: "Mengmeng, you made this thing!

Yang Meng patted Hu Er's shoulder and said, "I also care about you." That's what happens to you!"

"Mengmeng, don't laugh at me, okay! I'm aggrieved enough! That day I felt that the girl was not authentic in the bar, but after going to the hotel, I found that I didn't dare to mess around without a condom, who would have thought that this could also win the bid? AIDS is not transmitted through saliva, who knew that this thing could be transmitted through saliva? Fortunately, this disease is relatively easy to treat, otherwise I would have chopped myself with a knife. Hu Er was stunned and looked aggrieved.

Just then, the doorbell rang.

"Yes, the annoying person is here again!" Yang Meng looked helpless.

Hu Er stood up stunned and said, "Okay, I'll go back with the lobster first." You'd better solve your own troubles here. ”

Qi Kun was not polite, and got up with Hu Erstunned to leave.

"Hey, what are you doing?" Yang Meng asked, "How do you say just go?"

Qi Kun shrugged his shoulders and said, "You said that there are only three groups of annoying people, either those in the municipal hospital, or those two old men from Yunhe Mountain, or those girls in Longxixiang." We can't afford to mess with any of them!"

Hu Er was stunned and poked his head out of the window: "Yes, this time it's even more ruthless, they're all here together, Meng Meng, you respect yourself." Let's get out first!"

"What are you talking about?" Yang Meng felt after hearing this: "You stop them, I'll go and close the door of my study! And the wine cellar is also locked! There are bandits at home!"

Hu Er was stunned and smiled evilly: "I have to pay it back when I come out, you gave me a headache just now, and now it's time to give you a headache!" Lobster, let's go, let's go." Let him suffer here!"

Yang Meng sent the two away: "Be careful when driving on the road!"

Qi Kun smiled: "Don't worry about me, I'm an old driver, of course, it's not like a second stunned, but I really want to thank the second stunned, it turns out that saliva is not safe!

Yang Meng gave him the middle finger: "Don't you just go out and mess around?"

Qi Kun sat on the driveway: "I'm not messing around, I have Wang Lingke!

Yang Meng asked curiously: "By the way, I haven't asked yet, how are you and Wang Lingke?"

Hu Er sat in the co-pilot's seat, and snorted coldly after listening to Yang Meng's question: "I seriously suspect that Wang Lingke let the lobster fall on his back and break his brain! You said that you let the lobster go to the hospital, but as a result, not only did people not hold grudges, but the relationship between the two also heated up rapidly." What is this Nima called? Is it that when I see the woman I like going up in the future, I have to give him an over-the-shoulder fall?"

Yang Meng smiled: "Come on, you, now these days, as long as you are a normal man, you will be more competitive than ninety percent of men." There are too many abnormal people now: seeing those college students running downstairs to the girls' dormitory and playing the piano, singing and lighting candles, and thinking they are romantic, isn't this Nima praying to God?"

"What's going on with Wang Lingke?" Hu Er said unconvinced.

Yang Meng pouted: "Wang Lingke is not normal!"

Qi Kun's eyes widened: "Hey! Mengmeng, what are you talking about?"

Yang Meng stretched out his hand and said, "Don't worry, I'm not wrong, women are born to appreciate the strong! Don't be too embarrassed when I speak, she has no education, and her perennial training is out of touch with society, so she relies on instinct to do things. Originally, the lobster attracted her only because he was different from the man he had met before, and it was just a curiosity, but the lobster showed his strength with a big back fall, which made her appetite even more. What woman doesn't want to have someone to rely on? Now that the lobster has proved that she is reliable, isn't it too normal for Wang Lingke to prefer him?"

Hu Er was stunned and was silent for a long time, and then two words popped out of his mouth: "Perverted!"

Qi Kun looked proud: "What's wrong with perverts? I just like it! Besides, I'm stunned, you're not qualified to say I'm perverted, okay? Oh, Meng Meng, he has sat in the co-pilot seat, does this have to be disinfected? What if we do it?"

Hu Er's stunned smile froze on his face, and he gritted his teeth in anger.

Yang Meng patted Hu Er's stunned shoulder and said, "Okay, okay." We can laugh at you for a year for this you have done, and see if you dare to play foolish in the future. ”

They chatted vigorously here, and Qiao Yu's voice sounded outside the door: "The surname is Yang! What do you mean? Is it your hospitality to not open the door for so long? We are all about to freeze into popsicles!"

In fact, people outside can see Yang Meng and lobster and others through the wrought iron gate of the villa.

When they saw Yang Meng come out, they thought that he could open the door directly to welcome them into the house, but it turned out that Yang Meng and Hu Erji were chatting here, which made them angry.

But when he was angry, he really couldn't help Yang Meng, and in the end, Qiao Yu couldn't help but directly interrupt their chat.

Qi Kun smiled: "Mengmeng, let's go, everyone is in a hurry!"

Yang Meng pressed the button to open the door of the villa, and waved his hand at Qi Kun and them: "Tell me when you rent a truck!"

"Okay!" Qi Kun drove out of the villa, and when he went out, he stretched out his hand to say hello to Long Xixiang and the others, but in exchange for a big white eye------ no matter who has been left out in the cold for so long, he will not be in a good mood.

Yang Meng sent Qi Kun and the others away and wanted to close the door, but Long Xixiang couldn't help it: "I said Yang Meng, you don't want to see us, right? If you dare to close the door, I will dare to knock the door open!"

Yang Meng shrugged his shoulders and said, "Bang Bei, anyway, this is your house, and I just borrowed it." Besides, it's not like you've never done anything like this. He pointed to the courtyard wall, which had a big hole in it: "Master Yunlong, when did you send someone to repair my courtyard wall?"