So far, Zhang Zi'an has not tasted defeat in terms of fighting skills, whether it is a heads-up or a group fight, but since he met this gray parrot, he has been defeated repeatedly, it always pulls him down to its level, and then defeats him with rich experience. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Although he was giggling with it on the surface, he was dirty, but Zhang Zi'an's heart was very shocked.

Perhaps in the eyes of ordinary people, Richard is a bird full of foul language, and all kinds of meat jokes emerge in an endless stream, but if you peel through the fog and look at the essence through the phenomenon, you will find a strange thing - whether it is "Jeff Richardson" or "hoe day afternoon", in essence, they are not meat jokes, but "homophonic rhetoric" and "pun intended".

On the daunting peak of linguistics, homophony and pun intent have always been at the pinnacle and the most difficult cliff to overcome, proving that learning any language other than the mother tongue has come to an end. Homophony and puns are found in any language, but Chinese homophony and puns are the most difficult, countless foreigners who have studied Chinese abroad for many years come to China with a confused face, in addition to complex and diverse accents, another big reason is homophony and puns.

This bird can use the homophonic rhetoric and pun of the Chinese so that Fina can't understand it, Lao Cha can't understand it, Xinghai can't understand it, and maybe even many Chinese can't understand it...... It can be seen from this that it is really worthy of "the world has not heard the interpretation of birds, because it does not understand the meaning", and it is not accidental that it will appear in the classroom of the Chinese department and mock the Chinese lecturer.

As for the many languages it said that Zhang Zi'an didn't understand at all...... If it mastered every language as well and skillfully as Chinese, it would be terrifying.

Richard solved his thirst problem and made a new request: "Come and eat something, why don't you take out melon seeds and peanuts?

"Bear with it, there are no melon seeds and no peanuts, do you want to eat millet and dried corn?" Zhang Zi'an said.

Richard was disappointed, "It's shabby, isn't it?"

"There's apples. ”

"Gah!" it lamented, "forget it, it's better to eat than to be hungry." ”

Zhang Zi'an went upstairs, took out millet and dried corn from the kitchen, which were still leftover from his parents, and then took another apple and walked downstairs and placed it in front of it.

It couldn't wait to start eating millet and dried corn, and said, "Please wash the apples, what if there are pesticide residues? Uncle Ben's body is very delicate! After washing, he will cut it into small pieces, so how can Uncle Ben eat it?"

There's so much to do with Nima!

Zhang Zi'an had to wash the apples again, and after washing, cut them into small pieces in the shape of moon buds with a fruit knife and put them on a plate.

"Well, that's pretty much it. ”

It was eating, and there were two figures flickering outside.

"Master, we ...... today" Wang Qian and Li Kun walked into the store and saw this eye-catching gray parrot at a glance.

"it! What a big parrot!" Li Kun exclaimed, "I used to see a neighbor's house raising budgies, and there are several of them! Master, what kind of parrot is this?"

"African grey parrot. Zhang Zi'an said, "It is a large parrot. ”

Wang Qian also came closer to watch, "This parrot should be quite expensive, right?" Master, can it speak?"

Richard swallowed a small piece of apple, looked up at the two of them, and said, "Friend?"

"It's not a friend!" Wang Qian and Li Kun replied at the same time.

Their sweat is coming out, how did the master train the birds? I really have never seen a parrot teach the word "friend".

Zhang Zi'an asked, "Is there something so early today?"

"We don't have classes today, so let's come in and have a look. Wang Qian replied, his eyes still fixed on the gray parrot.

Zhang Zi'an said: "I have something to go out today, you don't have to come over to help, just go directly to Sun Xiaomeng to help her do some cleaning." ”

"Well, let's go first, then. Li Kun pulled Wang Qian, and the two left the store together.

Walking about 20 meters away from the store, Wang Qian asked with some confusion: "What's the matter? It's rare to see such a rare parrot, why don't you take a few more looks?"

Li Kun motioned for him to be quieter, lowered his voice and said, "Didn't you notice that the parrot was a little weird?"

"Strange?" Wang Qian was not as careful as Li Kun, and he couldn't think of anything strange.

Li Kun smacked his lips and complained, "What were you looking at just now?"

"Look at the parrot!" Wang Qian was even more confused.

"Then didn't you look at its eyes?" Li Kun prompted.

"Eyes?" Wang Qian thought for a moment, "I only pay attention to its feathers, and it's quite fun to watch it eat." ”

Li Kun sighed: "Senior brother, the eyes are the window of the soul! The next time you see something, you must look at the eyes first!"

"I said you don't play dumb riddles, I admit that I'm not as smart as you, tell me quickly, what happened to the parrot's eyes?" Wang Qian asked curiously.

Li Kun glanced back and said, "Those eyes...... I always feel like human eyes......"

Wang Gan disagreed, "You're just! Although I didn't look closely, I can still tell the difference between human eyes and bird's eyes." ”

"No, no, no, I'm not saying that its bird's eyes are like human eyes, but that ......" Li Kun pondered his words, "but that there is spirituality in those eyes, which is unique to human beings, and it is vivid, as if a human soul lives in it...... When it looked at me, it was like someone was glaring at me. ”

"You can pull it down!" Wang Qian said with a smile.

Li Kun said solemnly: "I mean seriously! I guess that bird is not an extraordinary bird, it is likely to be a demon bird, which was subdued and submitted by the master. In short, let's try not to have anything to do with it in the future, just pretend to turn a blind eye. ”

Among the two of them, Li Kun has always been responsible for making ideas. Although Wang Qian didn't fully believe it, the tacit understanding over the years still made him pay attention.

Today, Sunday, they didn't have classes, and it happened that Wang Gan's sister and brother-in-law were about to move, so he pulled Li Kun to help, planning to go to the veterinary clinic to clean up after moving. After they left college, they wandered all the way to the pet store, and now they have to get a bus to the bus station.

As they walked towards the bus stop, they were confronted by a man.

"Hello both. ”

Come and say hello.

Wang Qian and Li Kun stopped, glanced at each other suspiciously, and learned from eye contact that neither of them knew this stranger.

The man was in his thirties, wearing a cheap suit and no tie, and he didn't look amazing, the kind that would be drowned immediately if he was thrown in a crowd.

Li Kun waved his hand and refused, "I'm sorry, no need." ”

"What?" the visitor was stunned at first, and then smiled: "Why don't you use it?"

"You're either handing out flyers or recruiting members for some strange groups, right? Let me tell you, we're not joining. Li Kun remained vigilant.

"Misunderstanding! It's really a misunderstanding!" the person who came explained with a smile, "I am the owner of a pet store, and my name is Huang Mingyu." ”

The owner of a pet shop?

Wang Qian and Li Kun were even more confused, they only knew Zhang Zi'an who opened a pet shop.

"Then what are you looking for us?" Wang Qian asked bluntly.

Huang Mingyu looked around, "Why don't we find a place to sit down and talk?" ”

"No need, we still have something to do. Wang Qian refused, "If you have anything to say, just say it here." ”

"Okay, since that's the case......" Huang Mingyu pondered for a moment, "Then I'll say it directly." You work at the Odd Fortune Pet Shop, right?"

"It's a cultivator. Li Kun corrected, and Wang Qian agreed.

"Repair...... Cultivating immortals?" Huang Mingyu was stunned again, and then smiled self-righteously: "The two of you are really humorous. ”

Wang Qian looked at the time, the elder sister and brother-in-law were still waiting for them to move over, and there was no time to talk to this suspicious character here, "If it's okay, we'll go first......"

"Please wait. Huang Mingyu cleared his throat, "Actually, I wanted to ask the two little brothers, are you interested in working in my store? No matter how much money the store manager gives you, I will double it here." ”

Work?

Wang Qian and Li Kun decisively refused: "I'm sorry, we don't have time." ”

After speaking, they wanted to take a detour, but they were stopped by Huang Mingyu moving sideways.

"It's okay if you don't have time. Huang Mingyu smiled all over his face and said his true intention, "I know that the two of you have been working in the Qiyuan pet store, and everyone knows that the cats in the Qiyuan pet store will do stunts - as long as the two of you get the secret of the store manager's cat taming, I will buy it at a high price!"

Wang Qian and Li Kun finally understood his true intention, and after a moment of silence, they suddenly burst into laughter!

Huang Mingyu was stunned by laughter, looked at them at a loss, repeated what he had just said several times in his heart, and secretly wondered where he made them laugh?

"Two, you ...... this"

Wang Gan's cheeks hurt with laughter, he walked over and patted Huang Mingyu's shoulder, and said earnestly: "Brother, I advise you not to daydream." We won't betray our master, and we won't get any secrets for you - that's it, goodbye. ”

"Wait!You don't know what I'm bidding for?at least how much I pay?" Huang Mingyu panicked at the unexpected development, and he tried to keep them, "If you are too low......"

Wang Qian didn't pay any attention to him at all, and walked straight to the bus stop.

Li Kun walked behind and patted Huang Mingyu on the shoulder, "Brother, how simple do you think about cultivating immortals? We haven't learned the immortal family spells of our master, and even if we do, we won't tell you." From the monk's point of view, I warn you not to fight the master's idea, otherwise you won't be able to eat and walk around. That's all, goodbye!"

They left without the slightest nostalgia, leaving Huang Mingyu standing in place stupidly.

Are these two sick or what? Is there really anyone who treats money like dung?