"Then let's not talk about the specific content, then let's talk about the performance form first!" Chen Dali turned his gaze to Lin Xiyan and asked.

"Hehe......" Lin Xiyan looked at them with a smile and smiled, "New Year's Day, make everyone happy, cross talk." ”

"Huahua?" said Second Sister Qi as she looked at her in surprise.

"Hmm!" said Hanaya nodded.

"Why are you interested in performing on stage? Second Sister Qi looked at her curiously and asked.

"Sacrifice your life to accompany the gentleman!" Hua Banzhi looked at Lin Xiyan with sparkling eyes.

Lin Xiyan's thick big hand hooked her hand, held it tightly, and smiled slightly.

"You two, that's enough, the public, pay attention. Chen Dali pursed his lips and whispered.

"What's wrong with the two of us?" Lin Xiyan turned his head to look at him and said, "I can't even look at it!"

"Shhhh......h

Everyone watched the show quietly, compared with previous years, the form of this program has not changed much, just the content of the program, it is really eight immortals crossing the sea, each showing their magical powers.

Some families have even been preparing for half a year, just to shine at the party.

Where is it like Lin Xiyan that the two of them are temporary, although it is temporary, the form of the show is novel, and it amuses everyone.

Lin Xiyan pulled half of the flower's hand, "It's time for us, go and prepare." ”

"Hmm!" Hua Banzhi bent down with him, walked down the aisle, slipped to the side and went backstage, and after waiting for about two shows, it was their turn to take the stage.

Since you are here to perform, you must dress appropriately, not new clothes, and you must be clean and tidy.

Hua Banzhi wore a burgundy tweed coat, and Lin Xiyan wore a regular dress.

The two of them stood on the stage, and they were very pleasing to the eye.

Lin Xiyan said with a relaxed expression, "Three hundred and sixty lines, the line is the champion, and today I will talk about the most ordinary salesman on the financial and trade front." ”

"Does the salesman have anything to say? Hua Banzhi said disapprehantly.

"This salesman is very knowledgeable, and in order to better serve the people, such as this cloth seller, they have to study aesthetics, linguistics, and psychology," Lin Xiyan said eloquently.

"......Shh What is there to study here. Hua Banzhi said nonchalantly.

"What kind of clothes look good in what people wear, what tops and what colors of pants are coordinated, this has been studied. Lin Xiyan looked at her and said slowly.

"What's the use of studying this linguistics?" said Hua Banzhi, looking at him with interest.

"Language is speaking, how the salesperson should speak, when to say what to say, that is all particular. Lin Xiyan looked at her and said seriously.

"Really?" said Hana-half-branch, looking at him with an eyebrow

"Only by mastering the psychology of customers can we better serve customers. Lin Xiyan paused for a moment and continued, "A customer walked into the store, and I knew what he was thinking when I swept my eyes?"

Hua Banzhi pointed to himself and said, "Look, what am I thinking in my heart?"

Lin Xiyan's gaze turned on her, "I suddenly slowed down, which means that I want to buy cloth, but there are many varieties of colors, and I don't know how to choose." ”

"Yes, yes, you guessed it. Hua Banzhi looked at him and nodded.

"What do you mean by guessing? It's all the result of my sharp eyes and scientific analysis. Lin Xiyan said confidently.

"Comrade, bring me that piece of cloth. Hua Banzhi pointed to it.

"Okay!" Lin Xiyan unfolded the fake model and compared it on his body, "If you are satisfied, this cloth will be sold." ”

"Look at this again. "Flower Half Branch paced back and forth.

"You're in this situation, not like you say hello. Lin Xiyan looked at her and shook his head slightly.

"Why?" said Hana, looking at him in surprise.

"As soon as you say hello, you even tell the truth. Lin Xiyan looked at her and said seriously, "Comrade, what are you buying?"

"I didn't buy anything, my wife didn't give me money. Hua Banzhi said weakly.

"Haha......"

"I study all kinds of people every day to make sure that every customer who comes in can't ask me. Lin Xiyan straightened his back and looked at her and said.

"Tsk...... Don't blow this cowhide. Hua Banzhi looked at him and quipped, "Didn't you brag to your son last year." ”

"Haha......"

This reminded the audience of the braggart performed by Lin Xiyan and his son last year.

It all connects.

Lin Xiyan looked at her with tears and laughter and said, "That's a performance, let's not blow it this time!"

"That's not necessarily, this salesman receives thousands of customers every day, do you know what questions they have to ask?" Hua Banzhi deliberately raised the bar with him.

"It doesn't matter who it is, as long as you come to me, you will be guaranteed to answer all your questions. Lin Xiyan said confidently.

"I don't believe that. Hua Banzhi looked at him and shook his head slightly.

"Don't you believe it, let's try it, it's a mule or a horse that comes out for a walk. Lin Xiyan looked at her and said gently, "Come on, come on, see how I receive you?"

"Big guy, look, how can I ask him. Hua Banzhi looked at the audience.

Hua Banzhi clenched his fists and coughed lightly, raised his eyes to look at Lin Xiyan and said, "Comrade, I want to buy cloth." ”

"Comrade, do you want to buy cloth! This is cotton, this is rayon, this is chemical fiber, this is man-made fiber...... Lin Xiyan enthusiastically introduced.

"May I ask you?"

As soon as Hua Banzhi's words fell, Lin Xiyan continued to introduce, "Over there are exhibition products, and over there are finished products." ”

Hua Banzhi pinched his waist and said, "You still let me ask?"

"Isn't this taking the initiative to introduce products?" Lin Xiyan said aggrievedly, "What are you asking?"

I asked...... I asked......" Hua Banzhi looked at him and complained, "Look at your mistake, I forgot if it wasn't." After thinking about it, he said, "I want to ask you, I want to make a shirt, what material should I use?"

"Do you wear it in winter or summer? Lin Xiyan looked at her and asked.

"Summer wear. "Flower half branch refreshed back.

"Do you want long sleeves or short sleeves?" Lin Xiyan asked again.

"Be short-sleeved. Hua Banzhi said.

"It's going to be more expensive, it's going to be cheaper. Lin Xiyan looked at her and asked again.

"Are you asking me? Hua Banzhi said as he looked at him.

"Isn't this looking for you to investigate and research?" Lin Xiyan hurriedly said.

......

The performance is very down-to-earth, the language is witty and humorous, and the body language is rich and natural, which naturally won the applause of the house and the applause for a long time.

"Why? Uncle Lin was able to come up with such a good script. Sanya looked at Lin Xiyan with burning eyes.