Chapter 705: There is a way to govern the group, and Huangshan Zhenjun
Really...... The 'bronze hexagram puppet' that was hung and beaten is the real body, and the one in the water group is the doppelganger or puppet. The plan of the Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info Bronze Hexagram Immortal Master was seen through and punctured by the Beihe Sanren.
Beihe Sanren smiled slightly: "I will return this sentence to you as it is." When the time comes, the person who will be beaten to the point of crying and begging for mercy must be you!
While he was talking, someone from the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group' sent another message.
Crazy knife three waves: "Senior Bai, I was wrong! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"
Then, in the sky of the resort, a loud scream sounded.
The three waves of the mad knife turned into a bright star and rose into the sky. Big car spins, blade storm spins, over-speed flights, emergency stop-and-turn turns, and all kinds of fancy flying tricks...... With the screams of the three waves, he flew farther and farther away, disappearing from the eyes of all Taoist friends.
Such a classic way of flying is obviously from the White Venerable's 'Disposable Meteor Sword' series.
"Three waves have flown into the sky?" asked the Snow Wolf Cave Master.
Jiaoba Zhenjun: "I was flown by Bai Daoyou, after all, this time the three waves are too good, even I can't stand it." Bai Daoyou, I suggest that it is better to fly the three waves directly into the sun. ”
Jiaoba Zhenjun seems to be playing the role of a 'wicked man', but in fact, he is pleading for Sanlang...... If he said this, Venerable Bai would not be able to pull down his face and really send the three waves of the mad sword into the sun.
Venerable Bai replied, "Don't worry, I have no intention of sending the Three Waves Daoist to the sun. Moreover, there is no point in sending the Three Waves Daoist to the universe. He is a person, even in the universe, he can have a good time. ”
When all the Taoist friends saw this, they thought about the character of the three waves of the mad sword...... Sanlang is the kind of person who can find a chance to wave no matter what environment he throws him into. Even in the universe, he will definitely find a way to die.
Venerable Bai continued, "So, I sent him to a secret realm that I had discovered before. It's an interesting hideaway, and now it's one of my lodges, and I've named it 'The Dullness Hideout'. Whoever enters this secret realm, all movements will be infinitely slowed down. For example, if you want to take a step, it will take about fifteen seconds in the 'Sluggish Secret Realm'. Fifteen seconds - you can complete the series of movements such as raising your legs, starting and landing on the balls of your feet. No matter what means you use, if you want to explode your true qi or spiritual power to speed up your movements, it will have no effect in this secret realm. Taking a step, no matter who it is, requires a fixed fifteen seconds. ”
Bai senior, how many resorts are there?
When Beihe Sanren heard this, he was curious: "Senior Bai, is this the secret realm of the time slowing down?"
"No, it has nothing to do with time. It's just a simple 'sluggish' effect. When people enter it, the passage of time does not change, nor does the speed of their thinking. Venerable Bai explained.
Beihe Sanren: "That is to say, after Brother Sanlang enters the 'Slow Secret Realm', the speed of his thoughts remains the same, but no matter what he does, he will be limited to the slowest level? It takes fifteen seconds to take a step, and it takes more than ten seconds to raise a hand?"
Venerable Bai: "Exactly. ”
When the prince of the exterminating phoenix heard this, he was happy: "Hahaha, this is simply the most cruel thing for Sanlang." ”
People who love to die are generally more active. It is precisely because they are idle and very active that they can discover the 'dead end' that others can't discover, so as to make death events that ordinary people can't imagine.
If Sanlang is sent to that 'dull secret realm', he will be bored to the point of collapse for half a day at most.
Wandering Monk Tongxuan: "[Thumb Emoji]"
[Nightmare on the Road] The Six Fairies of the East: "Senior Bai did a good job, he should have thrown three waves to this 'dull secret realm' a long time ago to wake him up." Sanlang's death disease has been too serious recently, and it needs to be treated. ”
Beihe Sanren: "Dongfang Liudaoyou, your title has changed again." ”
【Nightmare on the Road】Six Fairies of the East: "......"
A moment later.
[I'll get angry if I change my title again] The Six Fairies of the East: "Who the hell is changing my title all the time? The road killer is not interesting at all! I'm already practicing my driving skills, and I won't easily bump into others!"
Liuyang Fairy: "Liuliu, I heard that on the day of the 'Creation King Live Broadcast', when you reversed in the parking lot, you smashed Song Shuhang's car's butt?"
[Change my title again, I'll be angry] Six Fairies of the East: "......"
Once some things are spoken, the boat of friendship will capsize.
Beihe Sanren hurriedly relieved the siege and said: "Speaking of the Dharma King of Creation...... I saw that he seemed to come mysteriously in the morning, and I thought that there would be Taoist friends in the group to settle accounts with him, but why did he disappear?"
The Seven Lives Fu Mansion Master: "Wouldn't you want to start a live broadcast when everyone is acting?"
Destroying the Phoenix Prince: "Don't talk about such a terrible thing, @造化法王, what are you doing now, you don't really want to open your mouth, right?"
The Creation King soon appeared: "Hehe, secret~~"
", fellow Daoist of Creation, you don't really want to sing, do you? If you want to sing, say it in advance, I'll close my hearing first. Beihesan said with some concern.
Creation Dharma King: "Don't worry, I'm not the Three Waves and the Bronze Hexagram. I just love to sing, but I don't want to die. ”
But even if the Creation Dharma King assured him like this, the Daoists of the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group' were still very panicked. There are several Taoist friends who are already preparing props to block their ears, and some people are thinking about whether to keep their hearing closed during filming tomorrow.
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After the Dharma King of Creation sent the news, because there was no new topic, the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group' gradually quieted down.
After another five minutes, the group was still quiet, and it seemed that everyone had rested.
At this time, Guo Da finally seized the opportunity to bubble: "Hahaha, no one will disturb me this time, right?"
Beihe Sanren: "Hey, why did you suddenly quiet down? Did everyone go to see Song Shuhang's little friend cocoon?"
Breaking Yang Halberd Guo Da: "[Angry Rubbing Upstairs Dog's Head Expression]!"
Beihe Sanren: "......"
Breaking Yang Halberd Guo Da: "Beihe Daoyou, your sister!"
Beihe Sanren couldn't cry or laugh - wronged, he just watched the group be quiet for so long, and felt a little uncomfortable, so he sent a message, but he didn't expect to be tricked.
Moreover, Guo Dadaoyou, it's not uncommon for me to rob your 'rubbing dog's head building'. What's more, my dog's head...... Ahh My heart hurts.
Guo Da of the Broken Yang Halberd: "Stop playing, go to sleep." Good night, friends of the North River Channel. Today is really evil, and the fire is big. ”
Beihe Sanren: "Guo Dadaoyou, good night......"
In this way, the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group' was quiet again.
About five minutes later.
Guo Da suddenly appeared again: "Go back to the horse gun, look at my [cute dog head expression]!"
I am the loyal dog of Lord Huangshan: "It's you who is waiting!
I am the loyal dog of Lord Huangshan, and the lightning message was sent in succession: "Mortal with fish lips, Ben Doudou knows that you will kill a horse pistol, and he has been waiting for you here for a long time." Look at the speed of this bean's big explosion of claws, and suddenly rob your 'rubbing dog head building'. Don't thank me - I've copied and pasted these things a long time ago!"
Half an hour later, Guo Da of the Broken Yang Halberd: "[Angry rubbing the dog's head upstairs expression]!"
Breaking the Yang Halberd Guo Da: ", the network is delayed!"
Guo Da of the Broken Yang Halberd: "Doudou, you remember it for me, you robbed me twice today." The next time we meet, I will never spare you. ”
I am the loyal dog of Lord Huangshan: "It's still the same sentence, if you don't accept it, just do it, come and rub my dog's head, come and bite me, hahahaha." ”
"Doudou Day! I really don't play anymore, and I went to sleep. Heart. "Breaking the Yang Halberd Guo Avenue.
I am the loyal dog of Lord Huangshan: "Good night, Guo Dadaoyou." Also, let me remind you that I have nothing to do tonight, so I'll be in front of the computer. For your 'Doudou Day' just now, as long as it's your dog rubbing floor tonight, I'll grab it!"
"Bad luck, Doudou, you should get married quickly. Guo Da gritted his teeth and said.
I am the loyal dog of Lord Huangshan: "Come on, go on, come and hurt each other, who is afraid of whom." ”
"......" Beihe Sanren: "I always feel that this group is hopeless." ”
As soon as Beihe Sanren's voice fell, Huangshan Zhenjun suddenly appeared: "Ah, Beihe Daoyou, you also feel it." I've been feeling like this group of pills is hopeless lately, and I really want to disband it. ”
Beihe Sanren: "[Σ(°△°|||) Zhenjun, don't think about it. We're just joking, the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group' has its existence and must exist!" "Without this group, where will the Beihe scattered people go to the water group?"
Huangshan Zhenjun's words blew up a large number of diving friends again.
Kill Feng Gongzi: "Zhenjun, I feel that the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group' can be rescued again." ”
When will Mingyue have: "Huangshan Daoyou, I'll continue for one second for the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group', don't think about it!"
The White Crane True Monarch also shouted, "Daoist friends have mercy!" Without this group, how can it control the actions of the White Venerable?
Huangshan Zhenjun: "Alas...... I won't have anything to do with you. I continued to catch the Dongfang Jingxue Fairy. ”
After Zhenjun finished speaking, he went offline.
How to stop the Taoist friends in the group from constantly making waves and constantly dying? Method 1 is to scare them first, let them know that if they continue to wave and die, there will be serious consequences.
Huangshan Zhenjun feels that he is a qualified group leader, and he will definitely stop the bad atmosphere in the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group'!
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On the other side, in the room where Song Shuhang was resting.
Song Shuhang's cocoon formation process is nearing its end.
A giant cocoon has been completed, and the cocoon is getting thicker and thicker, and the seniors of the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group' who are onlookers can no longer see Song Shuhang's figure with the naked eye. (To be continued.) )