Standing in silence in the snow for a long time, Chen Yu picked up his mobile phone and hesitated to type a line.

[Chen Yu: "Can I change the product in this review?"]

[Promotion:" The product is ready, and the space-time teleportation can be turned on at any time and cannot be replaced. ”】

[Chen Yu: "Then what if I don't broadcast it?"]

[Promotion: "Hahahaha......"]

Chen Yu: "......"

Sighing, he scratched his head in annoyance.

[Chen Yu: "Okay, I'll leave the solar system now.] ”】

[Promotion:" We will monitor your location at all times, and we will send a pro if the distance is right.] ”】

Withdrawing his phone, Chen Yu was stunned for a while, raised his wrist and looked at the time.

9:08 a.m.

"You can't put it off, let's get started. ”

Adjust your posture, put on a Peking Opera mask, tap the watch screen, and the live broadcast room of "Chrono Evaluation" will be opened immediately.

[The promotion live broadcast room is being opened......]

[All online live streaming platforms around the world have been opened!]

52.3 million!

286 million!

632.28 million!

700 million!

The moment the permissions are opened, the terrifying data stream is swarming!

The originally pure black screen didn't even have time to reveal Chen Yu's figure, and it was instantly covered by the overwhelming barrage.

[Ahh

[Long live the end of the world!The world belongs to the three-body problem!]

[First.] 】

[First First!]

[Good morning, Dad, Grandpa, and Ancestors.] 】

[The fingers, tissue, and hands are all ready, but I don't see the female assistant......]

[Don't worry, it may be pregnant.] 】

[Hiding in the basement with the whole family to watch the live broadcast, because I heard that today's wave is dangerous. 】

[If the earth is destroyed, is there any use in hiding in the house?]

[Of course, hiding in the house is something to be ashamed of.] 】

[The screen suddenly turns yellow......

[Raise your hand weakly, it's the end of the world, isn't it more exciting outside......]

【？】

【？？？？】

After waiting for two minutes, the number of people online exceeded 750 million, and the increase slowed down.

"Today is Sunday, good morning to the global audience. Facing the camera, Chen Yu made an OK gesture and opened loudly: "This is the official live broadcast of the twelfth issue of the chrono evaluation, I am the host of the show, and we will meet again after a month." ”

"Before you get started, say a digression. ”

"During this period of time on the Internet, I have seen a lot of speeches from everyone, in addition to the source of future technology, the most concerned is the issue of my real identity. Simple, just want to know who I am. ”

"As for me, I've never been a guy who hides his head and tail, and since everyone wants to know me so much, they just make it public. It can not only satisfy the curiosity of fans, but also the participants don't have to call me Mr. Chen when interacting, which is awkward. ”

[it?, it's so exciting at the beginning?]

[My husband's identity has finally been revealed......]

[Damn!That's my husband!]

[Do you want to nod your face? How much did you pay? I bought more than a ton of posters alone!]

[Is the UP master authorized? It's all pirated and embarrassed to say.] 】

[Don't argue, as long as the anchor has me in his heart, I don't care how many sisters there are. It's everyone's husband, right......]

[The benefits of the co-authorship have been taken up by you women? Are we not worthy of being the wife of the master? When will men really stand up, they are cold and shivering. 】

......

Thousands of miles away, the Hall of the Observer.

Hearing Chen Yu's speech on the screen, the middle-aged team leader's heart sank, and he immediately began to make eye contact with Sister Wu beside him.

Sister Wu gave a faint thumbs up and wrenched back and forth (team leader, what should we do (wrench)?)

The middle-aged group leader sat quietly in place, reached into the shirt, buttoned the navel, put it in front of his eyes to observe, and put it in (watch his (umbilicus) change (poop))

(Is it because he was attacked, causing him to think his identity was exposed, and the jar was broken?)

(Unclear (light) Chu (pestle). The middle-aged group leader stretched out his fingers and slammed the seat hard, making a muffled "dong" sound.

"Team leader, look at this. Sister Wu handed over a document and scribbled the name of the author at the end. (Ming (name) white)

At the same time, everyone in the hall was engrossed in the screen,

Until I heard Chen Yu change his tone through the bow voice changer, and said clearly: "My surname is Chen, and my name is Xiaochun." Chen Xiaochun. ”

“go！”

“xiao！”

"Hurry up and check, the database permissions are connected. ”

Jinzhou Chen Xiaochun...... Jinzhou Chen Xiaochun ......"

The hall was in chaos in an instant, and teams from all over the country fell into crazy work, trying to find out Chen Yu's old background through this name.

Except for Huaxia.

Middle-aged team leader: "......"

Sister Wu: "......"

Team Members: "......"

......

"Watts?"

At the same time, in the living room of a high-rise building in the airport, Chen Xiaochun, who was drinking and watching videos with friends, froze and had question marks on his face.

"He... Did he mean Chen Xiaochun?" Chen Xiaochun said.

"It seems to be ......," the corners of his companion's mouth twitched, "and your voice is the same." ”

“......”

"You're going to be on fire. ”

"What?"

"I said you're going to be on fire. Another companion stood up, exaggeratedly spread his arms, and jumped a meter high: "Worldwide!"

......

[I almost believed it......]

[Is it Chen Xiaochun, the bachelor who has been defeated repeatedly?]

[It can't really be me, right?]

[It turns out that the anchor can change his voice. I thought the female voice was me, and I heard it all sitting on the ground ovuating. 】

[Vomit.] 】

[Vomit +1]

[Friendly reminder, close the barrage for a better experience.] 】

"Okay, that's all for now, let's get straight to today's topic. ”

Glancing at the black barrage on the watch screen, Chen Yu turned around, stepped on the snow, and explained while walking towards the portal: "You can see that I didn't show the product in today's live broadcast. It's not because I want to sell it, it's just because the high-tech is very dangerous and needs to be reviewed in a very safe place. And the Siberia in which I am at this time is not enough. ”

"So, this episode is destined to be special, and the process of finding a review venue counts as part of it. ”

With that, he walked over to the metal arch and began to make a quick manipulation with both hands, docking the space.

When the audience watching the live broadcast saw this scene, most of them thought that Chen Yu would choose the location in the Sahara, Antarctica, or extraterrestrial, Mars, or even the edge of the solar system for "safety". I can't help but feel a sense of security.

[The UP master is so caring and knows how to protect the environment. 】

[I'll just say it, you can't trust those self-media who talk nonsense. The anchor is not stupid, where is he going to live when the earth blows up?]

[You can come out of the basement, as long as you don't get dangerous goods on the earth.] 】

[Can you kill me in outer space? Pour a cappuccino for the streamer and start your bomb show. Running so far can you still take me seconds, I'll eat this computer screen on the spot!]

【Incense ......】

But then, the melon-eating audience felt more and more wrong.

Chen Yu did not choose to use the portal to reach his destination, but came to the airfield of the floating castle and boarded the faster-than-light spaceship......

The next moment, the spacecraft lifted off, and Chen Yu stood in front of the camera and waved: "Let's go to the solar system two light years away first, and see if we have reached a safe distance." ”

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【！！！】

【！！！！！】

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