Chapter 53: Take a bite and go
Shennong Ye watched the movie intently, and he didn't give him a look.
"Master Shennong, you, that, what kind of pill, how do you take it?"
Zhang Gui rubbed his hands and asked a little shyly.
"On the first day of the new month, one before going to bed, swallow it with water, and you will not be defeated in a hundred battles. ”
Lord Shennong calmly gave a sixteen-character mantra.
Zhang Gui was overjoyed and hurriedly thanked Shennong.
But Shennong didn't even glance at him from the corner of his eye.
Looking at Shennongye's expression of being too lazy to take care of it, Zhang Gui could only flash with interest.
Thinking that those tourists will leave tonight, anyway, it's just a night trip, and it's not a big deal if you don't sleep for a night and a half, Zhang Gui went out to see.
Out of the door of the inn, Zhang Gui looked at the small school field, and the people who participated in the activity ...... Well, the ghost, it seems like a little more?
Zhang Gui took a closer look, yo, hehe, I've seen it before.
Well, Zhang Gui doesn't have the rich disease of face blindness, and he is only a hundred tourists in total, so he can still recognize this face.
It seems that the tourists who went out to roam freely have started to return.
Hehe, sure enough, they are all "excellent residents with clean net worth and no bad records", and they seem to be very keen to participate in this kind of public welfare activities that love the country and the nation!
Zhang Gui leaned over to take a look.
"Huh, why did you all whip them with sticks, didn't you just punch and kick?"
"Well, you don't know, my lord, that the new one just came back spat at him. ”
The tourist who was grabbed by Zhang Gui for questioning turned around and replied respectfully. Alas, alas, you are so hard that your head is on your shoulders.
"Well, you can still kick it. ”
Zhang Gui helped him straighten his head and asked strangely.
"Ahem, sir, we're all out of the way after the new kid's reminder. ”
This one scratched his face a little embarrassedly.
Well, that's kind of disgusting.
The number of participants in this event ...... There are a lot of ghosts, and Zhang Gui didn't see Qin Hui who was surrounded in the center at all, and they were all surrounded by tourists looking for an opportunity to start, oh no, the tourists who got off the stick.
But imagining that slimy look still feels a little sick to your stomach.
Look at the dozens of ghosts around, no wonder, you can't reach it outside, you have to attack from a distance.
Zhang Gui stood on tiptoe and looked at it, but he still couldn't see the situation inside, but he could see the dust raised.
After thinking about it, Zhang Gui still decided to distance himself so as not to be accidentally injured by a long-range attack.
After taking a few steps back, I saw Lin Xiangxi and Lu Dongbin smoking cigarettes on the side to watch the excitement.
"What, aren't you going to take a sip before leaving?"
Lu Dongbin saw Zhang Gui coming over and threw him a cigarette.
"Whew, that's kind of disgusting. ”
Zhang Gui rubbed a small flame and lit it, and took a sip.
"Let them be happy, it's almost half of the time since they came back, and they have been dead for a long time, and it is estimated that they can't find any fun in the world now. ”
Lin Xiangxi spit out a smoke ring, which seems to be an old smoker.
"The youngest is the one, hung a hundred years ago, as if killed by a musket. ”
Lin Xiangxi pointed to a man who looked quite strong and wore a red turban.
"Yes, the world has changed a bit over the years. ”
Zhang Gui acquiesced for a moment and said affirmatively.
"That guy is a little stupid, but it's a good one. ”
Lu Dongbin rarely pointed to the red-turbaned man pointed out by Lin Xiangxi just now.
"He's a good man, but unfortunately, he doesn't have a chance. ”
Zhang Gui took a deep breath of his cigarette, his eyes a little hazy in the smoke.
The three men squatted there smoking like ruffians, and they were looking for something to say.
The number of tourists who came back gradually increased, and when they heard that the inn had such an excellent reservation project, they all joined in with great interest.
Looking at Daystar, Lin Xiangxi patted his ass and stood up.
"Alright, it's time to close, assemble!"
"Hey, I've been playing for a long time before, hurry up and let go, I haven't drawn it yet!"
"That's it, it's the back of the fight!"
The crowd of tourists was a little commotion, but Lin Xiangxi slipped aside the tourists who had already participated in the event according to the time, so that the later ones were addicted to it, and the tourists were calmed down.
Lin Xiangxi asked all the tourists to gather and nodded their heads...... Ghost heads.
Zhang Gui also counted, well, ninety-nine, oh, there is one still lying down.
Nothing came out, and they all came back.
After shouting, Lin Xiangxi led a group of tourists, oh, and a prisoner who came out to let off the wind and was beaten all night, and walked towards the ghost gate.
Remind me all the way not to bring contraband back to the underworld, but I still found a lot of lighters, bottle openers, fruit knives and so on.
Zhang Gui put it away, hey, there are a lot of corkscrews to spare, and he no longer worries about Guan Erye breaking the corkscrew too hard when he opens the beer.
Watching the tourists enter the Ghost Gate Pass one by one, Qin Hui was taken out by Lin Xiangxi to Lu Dongbin for some reason and lost ten minutes in the Narcissus Technique, so he was the last.
"Who, you wait. ”
Zhang Gui called out to Qin Hui, who was about to enter the door.
"Big ...... My lord, what's the matter?"
Qin Hui stopped a little warily.
Zhang Gui walked quickly to Qin Hui.
"Oh, it's okay, hurry up, I'll be tired of seeing you. ”
Zhang Gui waved his hand and drove him into the ghost gate.
Qin Hui looked at the placket of his clothes and entered the ghost gate with a helpless face.
Lin Xiangxi looked at the time, and it was time to withdraw.
"The time has come, the ghost gate is closed!"
After a loud shout, the ghost door slowly closed until it was completely closed, and then shrunk into a miniature ghost-headed bronze door.
Lin Xiangxi ran over and picked it up and put it back in his pocket.
Then he was busy with the previous arrangements.
Zhang Gui didn't dare to take a hand, lightning struck this taste, never next time!
The first ray of sunlight shone into the inn, and the long night finally passed.
Zhang Gui pushed open the door of the inn and stretched out in the face of the rising sun, alas, you can make up for a good sleep.
"Shopkeeper, it's time to practice martial arts. ”
Guan Erye dragged Zhang Gui, who was still confused, to the small school field.
In the next few days, Zhang Gui still lived a good life of being practiced every day.
The triosami group still found an opportunity to come over to rub rice.
Now the opportunity is much easier to find, for example, the Weaver Girl wants to buy all kinds of physical clothes, saying that it is to improve the level, Shennong Ye wants to buy all kinds of non-prohibited conventional killing medicines, Lin Xiangxi is obsessed with all kinds of hair dyes and styling water.
Until an official account push broke Zhang Gui's peaceful state of mind.
Because of this push...... It's terrifying!
On this day, Zhang Gui had just returned from shopping in the town.
The mobile phone vibrate, and when he took it out, he saw that it was the official account push, and Zhang Gui was quite happy at the time.
After all, it hasn't opened for a few days, so it's a good thing to have new guests, isn't it?
Click on the official account and enter the background to view the order.
Zhang Gui was stupid when he saw the order, and he was even more scared than seeing the saint descend to earth.
I saw that the guest information turned out to be ......