Chapter 994 Dry this bowl of Ganges water, and be an Indian in the next life
Is it a catastrophe? Is his modern, fully automatic catastrophe finally coming?
The first thought that came to Song Shuhang's mind was this--the thing he had been thinking about the most recently was his own modern catastrophe that could come at any time. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 So when I saw something like a cannon barrel, I immediately thought of the Heavenly Tribulation.
However, he immediately reacted, this cannon barrel could not be a Heavenly Tribulation, which family's Three Jin and Four Rank Heavenly Tribulation was drilled out of the spatial passage? If the Three Jin and Four Heavenly Tribulation were hung like this, the monk would have died a long time ago.
Besides, his strength is still some way from the tribulation.
So...... Who came with the cannon?
At this time, the thick cannon barrel completely drilled out of the space passage, and then the cannon landed lightly without making a sound.
Then, the white seniors wore blue pajamas and yawned out of the spatial passage.
"Yo, good morning, Song Shuhang. Senior Bai said.
"It's early in the morning, Bai-senpai. Song Shuhang stared at the 'white senior' in front of him, and silently added 'two' in his heart.
Venerable Bai was also making animal food with Ye Si in the courtyard. The one in front of me who came through the space was naturally the white senior two, or rather, it may be the doppelganger that the white senior two manifested with some kind of magic effect.
"Huh, it's been so long?" Senior Bai laughed embarrassedly, and then he pointed to the cannon beside him: "No, I brought the things I promised to give you before." The all-new 'Divine Warriors Dominate the World...... What's that...... See God Kill God Son Mother Cannon'. This is the mother cannon, and the sub-cannon will be brought to you next time, anyway, with your current strength, you can't do it at the same time. Well...... However, even if there is only a mother cannon, the power is also great, and it is absolutely no problem to fight revenge with one shot. ”
"Send me?" Song Shuhang looked at the big guy on the side.
Song Shuhang has personally seen the power of this [God Destroying Cannon], and it is worthy of its prestige as the 'God Destroying Cannon'.
Of course, the effect that can be exerted in his hands will definitely not be as rebellious as in the hands of Bai Senior Two, and the consumption must be very large. But as long as Song Shuhang can use this god-destroying cannon now, this thing will become the magic weapon with the strongest attack power in his hand.
"Well, if you say I'll send you, I'll give it to you. I also collected several sets of the same style of God Slayer Cannon. Senior Bai sat on the side of Song Shuhang's bed, saw a small bag of food-like things at the head of Song Shuhang's bed, and opened it casually: "What is this, it's quite fragrant, can you eat it?"
Before Song Shuhang could answer, he had already taken out a piece casually and stuffed it into his mouth: "Well, it's quite delicious." What is this thing called? How can it be sold?"
Song Shuhang looked at the bag of food in the hands of Senior Bai, and the corners of his eyes jumped.
That thing, it seems to be the 'Yipin General Beast Food' made by Bai Venerable and Ye Si together, but it is only the first failed version, and it has only been tasted by fighting beast kangaroos. After eating, the fighting beast kangaroo began to grow wildly.
"Senior Bai ......" Song Shuhang opened his mouth, and was about to tell the other party the fact that this thing was beast food, but he saw that Senior Bai two were taking them one after another, and the food was very fragrant, and he suddenly didn't know how to speak.
I always feel that it will be embarrassing to tell the truth now.
Can't help but think of a story in Song Shuhang's mind.
[It is said that a long, long time ago, the British Empress 'Victoria' received the envoys from India and held a banquet in the palace to entertain the envoys.
Everyone had a great time.
When the food was finished, a waiter brought a glass of water and placed it in front of everyone.
It is said that according to the British royal etiquette, this glass of water is not actually used to drink, but to wash hands after meals.
However, the Indian envoy did not know about this, and he drained the water from the cup in one go, and even called it sweet and delicious. Indians drink water very boldly -- as the saying goes, 'If you dry this bowl of Ganges water, you will be an Indian in the next life'.
The actions of the Indian envoys stunned the British nobles and ministers. They wanted to tell the envoys that it was for washing hands, not for drinking. But he felt that it was very inappropriate to tell the envoy. For a moment, the whole table fell silent. 】
Song Shuhang feels this way now.
If you tell Bai Senpai that this is beast food, it will feel very inappropriate.
So Song Shuhang gritted his teeth and said, "Ahem, this thing is homemade, and it is not sold elsewhere." ”
"It's a shame that's a pity, I'm going to get some. Bai senior two regretted.
"Haha, if you like it, this bag ...... Snacks, I'll give it to you. Song Shuhang squeezed out a smile.
This bag of beast food is the failed work of Venerable Bai, and it is useless.
If the white senior two likes it, it's no problem to give it to him. Anyway, with the strength of Bai Senior Two, this level of mutant beast food will not cause him harm.
"Okay, then you're welcome. Senior Bai put away the bag of animal food.
But halfway through it, he felt a little embarrassed.
"Well, it always feels like it's not appropriate to take it all, after all, it's your snack. So, half and half, I'll take half of it. Senior Bai said, poured out half of the beast food, and returned it to Song Shuhang.
Song Shuhang silently took this half of the beast food - not to mention, this thing is quite fragrant. At that time, when Senior Bai and Ye Si were making animal food in the kitchen, Song Shuhang smelled the fragrance and took a mouthful of saliva.
"By the way, what happened to that Golem? I ran out of energy, so I had to disappear first. I'm embarrassed. Fortunately, you don't seem to be hurt, and I'm relieved. "Senior Bai said.
"Later...... I managed to make the stone giant blow up the nest of the 'Nine Shade Dominators' metal ball, and then the stone giant was captured by the metal ball. Song Shuhang replied.
"Huh?" Senior Bai was stunned, and then he laughed: "Well done, Shuhang Xiaoyou." ”
Song Shuhang smiled - in fact, at that time, he almost finished playing, but fortunately, the core world gave him strength and rescued him in time.
"By the way, Shuhang, don't you eat it yourself?" Senior Bai looked at Song Shuhang suddenly and curiously.
"Haha, well, I'm a little full in my stomach. Song Shuhang said, reaching out and pinching a piece of animal food.
This animal food looks similar to beef jerky, and the aroma is tangy.
Song Shuhang remembered the follow-up to Queen Victoria's story in his mind.
[When the ministers didn't know what to do, they saw Queen Victoria decisively pick up the cup of hand washing water in front of her and drink it all - so she was the empress, and the courtiers below were just human ministers. Without this decisiveness, how can you be a king?
When the other nobles and ministers saw this, they immediately understood the empress's intentions. So, they raised their glasses and drank the hand washing water in front of them.
The envoy from India, when he learned of this afterwards, was deeply impressed by the wisdom of the empress. In this way, the Empress silently preserved the dignity of the envoys, and forged a deep friendship between the British and the Indian people. 】
The Empress drank the bowl of hand sanitizer, so ...... Does he also have to eat this dog food to form a friendship with Shiro-senpai two?
After thinking about it...... Song Shuhang felt that it was better to forget it.
Beast food is something that cannot be eaten indiscriminately. In particular, the failed products made by Bai Venerable and Ye Si may have side effects.
Although the white senior two has eaten so much, it seems that there are no side effects. But Song Shuhang's strength cannot be compared with Bai's predecessor two.
Just because Bai seniors are fine if they eat it doesn't mean that they are okay if they eat it.
Song Shuhang didn't want to become a giant.
Not long ago, after he took an overdose of the 'Dragon Magic Potion', his body shape became the size of the Hulk, not to mention how awkward it was to act.
Thinking of this, Song Shuhang silently put away this beast food.
Saying...... Senior Bai came through the space and appeared directly in his room, and the movement was not small. But Ye Si and Venerable Bai downstairs didn't seem to notice the abnormality of his room?
Is it the reason why the two of the Bai seniors are too strong?
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"By the way, how did you explore that 'forbidden land' later?" asked Bai Senpai.
"Later, by mistake, I accidentally resurrected the owner of the forbidden land, the 'Northern Emperor' of the Ancient Heavenly Court. In this way, the trip to the forbidden land came to an end. Song Shuhang replied: "However, the Northern Emperor has already promised to open the furnace for me to alchemy, and has given me a set of 'auxiliary exercises'. With these two things, the cold on Ototake's body can be cured. ”
"Well, it's best if the goal is achieved. Unfortunately, I didn't have a good time last time. Senior Bai said regretfully: "By the way, is there anything fun going on today?"
After thinking about it, Song Shuhang said, "I didn't get up until noon today, what's fun...... Later, under the leadership of the Confucian Henghuo Zhenjun, I received several caves and blessed lands from Confucianism. Many of them were fragments of the Ancient Heavenly Court. ”
- Originally, he also wanted to take the time to go to these Cave Heaven Blessed Lands to see if he could incorporate these ten 'Ancient Heavenly Court Fragments' into the core world. Now, if Senior Bai is willing to help, it will be much easier to bring the 'Ancient Heavenly Court Shard' into the core world.
With the character of Bai Senpai Two, he will not covet these small fragments in his hands. Even if Senior Bai took a fancy to these Heavenly Court fragments of his, he would exchange them for something of equal value.
"Fragments of the Ancient Heavenly Court? Confucianism is really generous. Bai Senior two smiled.
"Actually, when it comes to those fragments of the Ancient Heavenly Court, I had an idea at the time - I wonder if I can get these 'Ancient Heavenly Court Fragments' into my core world? Just like we did when we got the 'Winter Temple', move them to the core world, and expand the core world? But I haven't had time to try it in the morning. Song Shuhang said: "And...... The fragments of the Ancient Heavenly Court were huge, each one tens of thousands of square meters in size, and I wasn't sure if I could bring them into the core world if I didn't shrink them a bit. ”
"It's simple, you know the 'one-inch finger snake' spirit beast, right? The 'one-inch shrinking bag' on your body is made of the snake skin shed by this spirit beast. "Senior Bai said.
"Well, I've heard of this one-inch finger snake. I don't have a specific impression of it, though. "Song Shu Passage - the memory of the mysterious island at that time has not been fully restored now.
In addition, he remembered that the 'one-inch finger snake' that Yu Yuko had introduced to him was very small, so although he had the talent to shrink things against the sky, there was a limit to the number of objects they could shrink. Generally speaking, the size of an elephant is within the range of an inch of finger snake, and even larger creatures can be reduced by some 'inch finger snakes'.
But tens of thousands of square meters, even an inch of the snake can do nothing.
"I remember that there was a creature in the Nine Netherworlds that was of the same clan as the 'One Inch Finger Snake', and the grade was higher than that of the One Inch Finger Snake. If they make a move, they should be able to shrink the Ancient Heavenly Court fragments in your hand to a certain extent. You wait for me, I'll go get that thing. Bai Senior two smiled.
With that, he stretched out his hand, opened the spatial rift, and disappeared into it.
Song Shuhang breathed a sigh of relief, and then looked at the beast food in his hand: "I always feel a little sorry for Senior Bai." ”
However, the beast food that Venerable Bai failed to refine was really fragrant.
This fragrance is somewhat similar to the lotus flower conjured by his 'tongue blooming lotus', smelling it makes people feel like they have an appetite, and the saliva in their mouths is flowing out.
"No, no, no. "Song Shuhang put away these beast foods, and then took out a 'Bigu Dan' and swallowed it to suppress his hunger.
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About a minute later, another spatial rift appeared beside Song Shuhang.
Subsequently, Senior Bai drilled out half of his body: "I caught the 'One Inch Evil Dragon', but the aura on that guy's body is too strong to be brought directly to your room." So, let's go straight to your 'Cave Blessed Land'. Do you have the coordinates?"
"Yes. Song Shuhang swiped his mobile phone, opened the map, and then drew out the location of the first cave blessed land 'Summer Palace'.
"Well, I know the approximate coordinates. Let's go!" Senior Bai picked up Song Shuhang and brought him into the door of space.
And after Song Shuhang was taken away...... On the original bed, a small hamster appeared.
The hamster pulled out a ring and put it on himself. The next moment, its figure changed into Song Shuhang's appearance.
"The hateful Song Shuhang actually used the fragments of the Ancient Heavenly Court to tempt my lord. The hamster gritted his teeth.
After turning into the appearance of Song Shuhang, the hamster burrowed into the bed and shrunk into a ball.
It is now seriously considering one thing, do you want to pee on Song Shuhang's bed?
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The first cave is blessed in the summer palace.
Song Shuhang, with the authority of the master, took the two seniors Bai into the summer palace.
"This square is your blessed land, what about the summer palace?" asked Bai Senior two curiously.
"No, there's only that stele left. Song Shuhang pointed to the stone tablet.
"Haha, compared to the 'Winter Palace' of the Northern Emperor, this summer palace is much more miserable. Senior Bai said, stretched out his hand and grabbed it in the void, and a black dragon was caught by him: "Don't sleep, get up, use the black dragon refining method for me, and shrink this fragment for me." ”