Volume 1: Dream and Reality Chapter 146 The King of Oral Complaints

However, under the control of Nikolai's cover silk and the cooperation of the wind rune, this dragon flame totem was as slippery as a piece of butter on a hot pan, and it actually slid from Lu Zhong's crotch to his back.

Lu Zhong threw himself into the air, turned around with a wild roar, and pounced on the Dragon Flame Totem again.

The Dragon Flame Totem shook again and slid towards the other end of the cave.

"My skateboard shoes, fashion fashion is the most fashionable!"

"On a smooth floor, rub it!!"

"Momo Momo rubbing!"

I saw that in the cave where the fire was rising, the Longyan totem pole was like a fish with a slippery hand, and Lu Zhong was like a clumsy pig.

The fish slides in front and the pig chases in the back.

Shen Yuan had been hiding outside the cave, observing the situation inside the cave with one eye.

To be honest, he sweated a handful.

Unlike other weapons, the priest's totem pole is very fragile, and the carvings on it are very delicate, and once it is hit by an external force, it will turn into a pile of waste wood in an instant.

Dragon Flame Totem Pole is no exception.

And the Dragon Flame Totem Pole can be said to be what Shen Yuan has now, the most precious one of all the totem poles, if he was accidentally stabbed by Lu Zhong and injured the dragon soul of Nicholas covered with silk inside, he Shen Yuan couldn't find another such a suitable soul with a lantern!

At this time, Cheng Ruan's sudden words interrupted the worry in Shen Yuan's heart.

"Hurry up and summon the cuttlefish balls!" Cheng Ruan said as he poked Shen Yuan's waist in the eye.

Shen Yuan was stunned and couldn't help asking, "What do you want her to do?" She is an earth element, and she can't get in. ”

"Don't talk nonsense, remember our agreement?"

Cheng Ruan's face straightened.

Shen Yuan couldn't help but feel angry.

When the two made a plan at that time, Cheng Ruan vetoed a large number of Shen Yuan's ideas, and in the end, he even "signed" an agreement with Shen Yuan very unceremoniously.

The content of the agreement is probably that Shen Yuan's IQ needs to be recharged urgently, and when making plans and implementing plans, everything needs to be arranged by Cheng Ruan, saying that the east is not west.

Of course, Shen Yuan refused at first, but I don't know if it was because Cheng Ruan's appearance was too rebellious, Shen Yuan was always stiff in front of her, and under the coercion of ten sharp leopard claws, he finally pinched his nose and pressed a finger mark on the agreement.

When Shen Yuan summoned the cuttlefish balls again, Cheng Ruan crossed his waist, pointed to the inside of the cave, and shouted to the cuttlefish balls: "Hurry up and fight side by side with your good friends!"

When she saw what kind of good show this was, she couldn't help but get excited, and she raised her rough broken gong voice and yelled: "Hey! I said the fat man inside, how hot you are?

After speaking, the cuttlefish balls quickly turned around and asked in a low voice in Cheng Ruan's ear, "What's his name?"

"Lu Zhong. ”

Got the answer he wanted, and the magic sound of the cuttlefish balls penetrated into the cave again.

"Lu Zhong! Listen, this sizzling sound! This is a beautiful note baked by delicious oil!"

"The muscle fibers that have become tight because of the heat lock the fragrant gravy firmly in the steak, and this high-quality Angus rib eye pork leg chop is fried on both sides after 300 degrees of oil temperature for up to four minutes, and is accompanied by the lard cheese mayonnaise prepared by the five-star Michelin chef Shen Yuan. Oh my God, do you feel it? The fat from the old pig Lu Zhong dances on the tip of my tongue!"

"Oh~~~~"

As he spoke, the cuttlefish balls even let out a moan that made Shen Yuan get goosebumps all over his body.

"You!give!old!son!shut up!!!

There was a sound of Lu Zhong shouting and scolding word by word in the cave, and he himself was still running around in the cave with half a step and chasing the slippery Longyan totem pole without leaving his hand.

Cuttlefish balls grinned, casually broke off a pillar rock from the side, put it to his mouth, and continued his assistance like a microphone.

"Okay, what we're seeing now is the No. 1 player of the Fuso team, Old Fat Lu Zhong. ”

"Pounce!"

"Oh!

"It's okay, keep up the good work, as the striker of the Fusang team, in the group stage of this World Cup, the performance of Lao Fei Lu Zhong is still remarkable!"

"Old Fat Lu Zhong! Steal again!"

"Oops! This posture of a dog eating shit is really fucking ugly, look, the old fat Lu Zhong has knocked out two of his front teeth!"

"It's okay! Old Fat Lu Zhong pushed away the referee who came up to check the injury, and told all the audience friends in front of the TV with firm and unyielding eyes that never giving up is the motto of their Fusang team!"

"Old Fat Lu Zhong! Old Fat Lu Zhong! Let's cheer! For this excellent striker of the Fuso team! For the shining sportsmanship of him! And the fat and bubbling white meat slices!"

"Okay! The No. 1 player of the Red Imperial Team who doesn't exist has a beautiful crotch !!."

"! What kind of operation is this, such skillful footwork! Such agile posture! Such exquisite heat! The top ten wonderful shots in this World Cup have just been born!"

"The trick of covering the silk just now is too good for the crotch, and the dragon flame spewing out from the top of the totem pole may have made us a dinner party!"

"Charcoal-grilled old pig chicken ~ eggs, balls, butts and fat intestines!"

"Let us once again thank Lao Fei Lu Zhong with the warmest applause for his wonderful performance and high consciousness as a piece of food!"

In the cave, Lu Zhong, who was originally chasing the Dragon Flame Totem, stopped and slowly turned around.

His eyes had turned red at some point, and the fat face that had been burned and deformed had a hideous and terrifying appearance, and the fat on his cheeks had been burned and melted, and it flowed onto his chest!

"you!"

Lu Zhong seemed to have lost his mind by the taunt of the cuttlefish balls, and roared and pounced on the two summons outside the cave.

The powerful energy in his body that belonged to the powerhouse of the Heaven Realm surged wildly, and waves crashed into the edge of the sealing array, causing a violent roar.

Shen Yuan and Cheng Ruan watched as spiderweb-like cracks appeared on the fire curtain that covered the entire cave, gradually expanding.

In the end, with a muffled sound of "bang", Lu Zhong broke through the sealing array, and pounced out of the cave with hot white smoke on his body.

Seeing this, Shen Yuan had already put away the cuttlefish balls, hung the three totems on his waist, reached out and hugged Cheng Ruan's slender waist, and looked at Lu Zhong who was scorching with a scorching stench on his face.

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Skinned to let go of yourself............